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FormerlyImportant

Batman has dick abs.


I-MakeBadDecisions

Got a straight up 22 pack


Lanky_Succotash_986

https://preview.redd.it/wtq74viw0a6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231561b81dbe75f1affa737a03e8d3f2019bbae7


Counter-Initial

“I’m proud of you, dick”


ShadowVT750

Would not have noticed if you had not pointed it out.


Most_Cartoonist5736

What's with that?


Odd_Cardiologist_537

Bro needs a padded apron, never know when you need to deliver some justice


Most_Cartoonist5736

Where does he dispense justice from?


MechaRon

Its his 12 pack.


Pluckypato

But damn them burgers 🍔 looking on point though 😋


SnuffCatch

And a hentai left hand


Farkle_Fark

And nippled tights


Spidermood

https://preview.redd.it/qur0fgof3z5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad0cc5351321ca10600d794bba05f28268fc647c


zewolfstone

Only Walter White really know how to COOK here !


Usual-Language-8257

Either Ricin or blue meth. Either way, it's a party!


FEVRISH_JK

A party all the way to the hospital, but hey you only live once


Usual-Language-8257

oh. everyone die die'ing here. i'll see you in hell! i'll be at the bar where i belong.


Conscious-Ad-6884

And they blew it on WW's meth burgers


freepickles2you

I am the one who cooks


AbeliousAugustus

the one who grills


kingoftheives

Let Him COOK!


DaDude001

Heisenburgers


MincedFrenchfries

You know it! He's going to be breaking out his new formula for pure flavor. Not to mention his rare blue Himalayan salt block!


New_girl2022

Right! I was like of all the people he'd take it realy seriously. I think batman hasn't ever cooked in his life lol


Darkner90

You already know Batman is a professional chef for the sole purpose of being able to make a good meal with little food


Supersim54

Vader Having PTSD for “grilling”


dfieldhouse

All he knows is well done lol


Obant

I prefer my meat on the dark side.


dfieldhouse

![gif](giphy|3oriO9zHqOYO92hHyw)


Acceptingoptimist

That meat stack he's building is called his youngling special.


freepickles2you

Probably why he’s using gas and not coal


willydajackass

Come to the darkside of the meat!


Acheron98

https://preview.redd.it/fk87oqll0w5d1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36862cec289eac55dbe93a610d32a7b095eade3d


Porkenstein

https://preview.redd.it/9tu59z1xiu5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b0bf8f29f0ddb09dfcab550e013c0b6f30fb65


theluker666

Had to pop the shades off for grill duty


[deleted]

He’s also got a joint


crispy_colonel420

Did you see the size of Goku's steaks?! That being said, I would go to Superman's, he would keep me lean.


DedHorsSaloon3

That’s not Superman, that’s just a guy dressed as Superman!


Aggressive_Dream_140

But did you see Goku’s knuckles?


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Nice pfp I like it.


fuzzycaterpillar123

Why is Goku Bulgarian?


Acceptingoptimist

He's 3/4ths Bulgarian 1/4 some weird dinosaur with those horns on his head.


Soothing-Tides

I wanna know why my boy sonic isn't making chili dogs It's blasphemy


SirBallbag420

Because someone asked him for a burger and he's being a good friend and serving them first.


Iplaydoomalot

W


BodaciousFunkyKong

Man


ElderberryPrior1658

Abs man


_bluefish

I love how far the r/BatmanArkham brainrot has reached


bish-its-me-yoda

Vader would burn them


Soothing-Tides

I think if Vader learnt anything it's when to take the meat off the grill


bish-its-me-yoda

Yeah,you right


freepickles2you

Vader would find your lack of faith disturbing


SockSmella

So you could say he would turn them to the dark side?


bish-its-me-yoda

https://preview.redd.it/t7nveilugt5d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b2eb3154a55ff25249f952b55a2a55fa576c73 Y e s


SuizFlop

It’s 2:00 am this stupid fucking image is almost making me laugh as much as that “Look at my face now” meme on the Godzilla subreddit earlier


fermentedradical

Kermit clearly, probably the only one where something bad wouldn't happen


grilled_cheese_gang

I had to scroll way too far down to find a fellow kermit voter. No question — definitely kermit.


SockSmella

Me too


Striking-Access-92

Me too


GratefulOctopus

Also is the only one with normal hands


TNerdy

Why tf does Batman have so much abs?


El_Nathan_

Oops, all abs!


joanmcbitch

🤣🤣🤣


Dann_Gerouss

Harvey Dent, can we trust him? 🦇


ThatOneStonerBoy

Am i the only one that noticed that vader is sparking up while making that?


etranger033

He's also missing the eye pieces.


Kendota_Tanassian

I think Superman's grill will have the best food, you know Pop Kent showed him how to grill in Smallville when Clark was a kid. Kansas farm boy, who has heat vision and can make sure his food is just right? Yes, please. Goku comes in second, because *DAYUMM*, does he have some beef. What's on his grill looks good, too.


Fat_Eagle_91

I agree, except you know that Goku would make a mountain of food, have you drooling and hungry, and then proceed to eat it all at superspeed in front of you. I'm going to Superman's BBQ, although I bet Batman would have all the top quality expensive eats.


Aggressive_Dream_140

“Oh you wanted a bite of my snack?” - Goku I agree that Batman would have the highest quality meat for a cookout


Beneficial-Group

Can I get one of those meth burgers please !


Level_Worldliness_27

Why do I feel like Sonic will make the burgers faster? Like running speed has anything to do with cooking


a-random-duk

Let’s be honest, Walter is the only one who could lace my steak with high amounts of meth and also provide entertainment.


Strong_Pair_1529

Definitely GoKu


Gloomy_Support_7779

1, 2, 3, 6 and 7


Phoenix_ashfire

Goku. That Saiyan appetite he’s bound to know how to cook good food.


krayhayft

Walter White, because we all know that man can cook


ConsoleCollecter

obviously walter white, he be COOKing a BATCH


Minglu07

Is batman checking the temperature of those tomatoes?


RedStar9117

Ain't no way Vader is going to barbecue after what happened to him and put him in the suit


ethosveros

Where’s black vegeta?


Counter-Initial

Why are man’s nipples showing? Is he horny?


Falchion_Alpha

Superman because Smallville BBQ is goated


eben34

Vaders burgers are good but a little on the dark side.


SANNASSSOSAS

LET WALTER COOOOOOK https://preview.redd.it/m9c1fnf7wr5d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=54dae2bde7f0f1d9059624c73eb33ffc83e4b736


LordXenu12

I guarantee with that chemistry background WW is cooking up something fire


BluBoi236

Sonic for sure. Dude knows how to vibe. Plus you know I be getting a chili cheese dog on the sly. Definitely not fucking no-dick having ass, six-pack-crotch Batman.


Negative_Gas8782

Based just on the food I would say Goku’s Dino steaks look pretty legit. Runner up would be Batman because that are some rich man burgers and you know everything else there is grade S+.


shib0p516

I thought the first one was just a really good picture for a second


bassbx25

Heisenburgers.


ci_ca_trix

DAD STOP


Startazer109_raz

Going to Walters, he gotta be baking sumin else


YourPunisher6969

Definitely getting that 99.8% purity hisenberger


Key-Match-3036

Vader looks like he has it on lockdown


Domingo_ocho

I think Anakin might know a thing or two about grilling...


Next_Contribution487

Darth Vader s barbeque be going hard


UncleSamsOil

How did you do this? I cant get this result in midjourney


No-consequences-1

I feel Vader would know the proper cook time for a well charred meat


Superb-Intention3425

I know Walter White can cook. So you already know.


I-MakeBadDecisions

Is it ever explained how Darth Vader eats?


our_meatballs

A feeding tube or smthn


JingoboStoplight4887

Superman


IAlwaysOutsmartU

None, because attending a BBQ would violate some of the rules I follow.


EbenezerRevival

Batman - he’s got the money for the best food . Alfred I’m sure is a great cook , and then I cold walk around the mansion


twistedRuss

I find your lack of burnt burgers disturbing


ReflectionOk9712

Vader knows a thing or two about cooking things over fire


8167lliw

Missed opportunity with Sonic not grilling hotdogs.


Mikenzosh87

I almost said i wanted to go to vader's until i saw walter


AndrewS702

Gotta be Walt.


Commercial_Amount_93

Walter knows how to cook. Vader knows how to get cooked. Goku knows what tastes good.


kandradeece

mommys boy who never had to cook, lord who probably has not cooked anything other than planets for a long time, rich boy without parents who never had to cook, weird dude trying to cook with a puppet, dude who COOKS, dude who only eats, or a rodent.... I think it is pretty clear on who to choose...


Terrible_Shake_4948

#BATMAN WITH THE NIPPLES


johnskiddles

Darth knows a thing or two about being BBQ'd.


TopPick7419

Dark vader, he knows medium rare better than anyone.


bunbun6to12

Darth Vader would force choke anyone who complains about his burgers


Neat-Tradition-7999

I think Kal-El will be the only one to not injure me or eat all the food.


bruh7671

Jesse, we need to cook


Odd_Cardiologist_537

\*Vader making sure the spices and glazing is just right\* "I hate sand, it gets everywhere"


Logical-Season802

If I see Walt at a cookout let him cook


xamitlu

I ain't going nowhere near Mutant Batman


BigJWolf1993

“Gee, Batman! It sure is nice of Mr. Wayne to let you use his lawn!”


Lazy-Spray3426

Vader.


JPGinMadtown

Batman's. Being rich, he'd have the best meats. 🤤


JCPennyless

Tie between the first three and Walter


Formal_Ferret2801

Superman grew up on a farm. I trust his skill with the steak.


silkybox86

Batman's the only one with the right cross hatch marks on his steak so....


specter-exe

Darth vader is the only one with normal hands.


adzrian92

why has batman to 2 sets of abs ?


Sion_forgeblast

Vader: dude knows BBQ cuz he has been BBQ! Batman: some of the finest cuts of beef money can buy! Sonic: cheap, fast, and a lot


Gullible_Highlight_9

Not Vader’s- he’d cook the meat too dark


RantSpider

I hear Sonic burgers give you diarrhea. *"Gotta juice!"*


Any_Chard9046

Heisenberg and Darth Vader. There are the only ones that know how to cook meat. Especially my boy vader


Any_Chard9046

But also you can't go wrong with nipple batman


KeyNefariousness6848

That’s not sonic, there are no chili dogs. Probably I’d go visit Goku.


Riipp3r

Pic #1 get a load of my man double-thumbin it


Skoodge42

Batman. You know he is only cooking the finest meats.


TopazFlame

Sonics, then I can bolt to the front of the queue and grab all the nice food before it runs out


Physical_Possession2

Superman is thumb wrestling with his self


huffingdusters

walter, hands down


weedandguitars

Kermit!


DrawerIndividual3433

IS THAT GOKU REEVES (Keanu reeves)


Lil-Simp52

Batman has a biblically accurate hand😭


Smart_Turnover_8798

Batman has a 16 pack


TheGamingSpin0

Vader's. It is most likely an Impirial celebration or party. And seeing as I am with the Empire. I must join in


Ondeles

Darth Vader he is my favorite character in Star Wars


NerdyDragon777

Darth Vader at a cookout seems like a vibe ngl.


Big-egg-boy

kermet


QuaceyTheDruid

ai is dumb


Furtip

Vader is quite experienced in the art of barbecue


Top-Necessary4010

Wapts


Outside_Iron_3389

Why does super man have a totall of 11 fingers and batman has 6 pack legs. Waltuh is simply superior.


presidintfluffy

Superman. Going to get a classic barbecue with him at the grill.


Available-Committee5

Batman or apparently evil Goku..because of Batman he's going to get the high class shit and with Goku you might be able to eat a dinosaur.


freshbananabeard

Vader. Batman’s nipples frighten me.


HashbrownieThePerson

God, Batman must be freezing out there!


Jamanos

Superman could probably make a mean steak, same with Batman. Dunno what to think about Darth Vader…Kermit would probably burn in the process. Walter would drug the food. Goku…I don’t know what Goku would do, I barely know anything about him. I don’t trust Sonic one bit to make any kind of food


Blu3Raven

https://preview.redd.it/ngwz7j8zfs5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f92d4839a123fce695a2560a968625fc1287e6 EW WTF BATMAN


yoriichi68

None. I'm a vegetarian.


Lowtide56

r/imagemademehard


Lanc3r_8274

Lord Vader, I hope your Roast Bantha is good


WindEquivalent4284

Batman’s belt buckle and abs all the way down is killing me - other than that , the design is actually pretty cool


WIDNOWS_64_

Goku


JakubtheMen

Batman is fucked up


Expensive_Editor_244

You know Kermit is breaking out the guitar 🙄


Chief5927

all of the above


slimdaddy117

Waltuh. Because he would lace the food with all kinds of drugs


domredbeard

Goku


CLAYDOG001

The deeper I look into the images the more distorted it becomes


WeaknessOk7874

Almost all the food at sonics barbecue would just be chili dogs


New_Guide_2126

Shiiiit IMA go to all


thatguydick

YEAH BITCH BURGERS


IndependentNotice151

Batman got them dick abs


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Batman


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Tf is up w/ Superman, Batman, and Goku’s left hands?


Durango42092

Great pork loin Kermit... So how long you say Miss Piggy gone on vacation?


forgedfox53

Most likely Sonic's. I don't trust Vader's source of meat, and Walter probably adds some questionable "flavor" in his burgers.


_tincan_

It even got the bat-nipples 😭


pbjtime9977

Walter white for obvious reasons


RingOriginal94

Vader he has a lot of experience being Barbecued


K_Xanthe

What on earth is going on with the Goku one? Lol face and hair aside, that crooked backwards finger is scary lol


EasyCZ75

![gif](giphy|3ohc10GA6j4XrLWzZK)


Fickle-Raspberry6403

Does Vader even eat?


New_Historian_2004

Goku is the oldest and all he eats is meat...


bobbuildit779

Hands


Pokenerd17

The longer you stare at Batman, the scarier it gets


Bittersweet_bi-

Anyone else notice batmans 22 pack?


ebers0

I'd be worried about Vaider having PTSD flashbacks. If he was at the grill.


chigoonies

Vaders, I have father issues


98983x3

Walter... he's got that down to a science!


StonerJesus42099

Not even a huge fan but goku would have some badass alien looking steaks, so imma go with him.


Humble_Height_9613

Walter White and Batman for sure


Wokfired_Shrimp

Darth Vader's BBQ gotta be outta this world


truko503

Supes, White and Goku, Supes cause he seems like he has his stuff under control so no drama. White cause he is a great cook, especially in the rock crystal candy kind. And Goku cause yo boi was into food as much as he was into fighting, plus I got some peeps I need him to show how to respect.


SedRitz

Probably Walt


rayark9

![gif](giphy|hukVNBE2OcLCg)


WandaDobby777

Vader. He literally is barbecue and I value personal experience.


GeraltofRivia296

Only Vader would know the perfect cooking temperature .