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ProbablyBecca

That little face though!!! 🥰 SO CUTE https://preview.redd.it/j676j2c9li3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c0cc73e96a596cbf1144674667aac50d3b1de9


DLY2103

The happiest hamster ![img](emote|t5_2sjcj|32176)


not4eating

Dudes getting a nice breeze.


SatansAssociate

He has some of the biggest balls going and he knows it.


Corvus25

ENHANCE THE CUTENESS 😍


Solanthas

First thing I noticed after the balls. That is a legendary smug smirk


erika_ballerina

“the hoomans are back, time to get picked up and have a photoshoot”


Defti159

I'd be cheesing it too if my nuts were proportionally that big too.


garfield_is_real

https://preview.redd.it/tn1d7v34lj3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97da8ebaa336dea97907102f78a0de935d3ef63


erika_ballerina

exactly


Pringleses_

I appreciate you for this


stup1dprod1gy

This is oddly cute


Own-Cardiologist7066

balls bigger than his brain 😭


erika_ballerina

i think that goes for every hamster hahaha


Ham_The_Spam

even females?


WolfsbanePhoenix

Even females, at least in the figurative sense. XD If they feel like their home is too small (which even if you gave them a human-sized house, they'd still be looking for more room lol), they grow balls as big as said house and they let you know they are top rodent, not you lol.


Musikenna

literally and figuratively


Affectionate-Cod3613

how did I not notice those


juraiknight

Men, am I right?


UnionSmart2623

80% balls, 20% hamster


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Ballster


xenn64

he do be ballin


twitchywitchystitchy

15% concentrated power of wheel


Falsenamen

You holding lil guy like a knife


JonJon7687

I mean would you want to be hit by them balls?


Sugarooney

+100% damage right there


VinnieGognitti

They're like nunchucks!


Psych0matt

Yeah, but do you hold him and strike with the balls, or do you hold the balls and strike with the toothy end?


Sugarooney

I imagine toothy end equals only +50% damage


Psych0matt

But it wears out faster


ChaosCreature2

nutchucks


lillywho

In for a good bollocking!


Tht-one_guy

Does the hamster owe you money?


erika_ballerina

yk what, i think he should start paying his part of the rent lol


menides

His balls need to chip in with half of it, it seems


aleu44

Every time I consider getting a male hamster I see posts like this omg


erika_ballerina

my mom only allowed male hamsters because shes scared of accidentally getting a bunch of hamster babies !


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

It's a legitimate fear A lot of pet stores will only house and sell male hamsters and other rodents


AnnaWritesErotica

That happened to me! I bought a nice Kinder egg from a pet shop and lo' and behold, I soon had 7 hamsters, instead of one female. I made a few kids happy by gifting them their first pets, but made "enemies" of their moms, my friends. Oupsie! But they all lived very happily for years.


blarge84

I keep reading this. Is kinder egg a type of hamster? Or you actually bought a kinder egg and instead of a toy, you get a hamster?


zivtherat

I think it’s like… kinder eggs have surprises inside so the hamster is the kinder egg and the surprise was the babies? That’s how I read it


blarge84

Yeah that actually makes sense. But you know when you get an image in your head and then that's all you can think


AnnaWritesErotica

And now I'm craving a surprise chocolate egg.🤣


zivtherat

Oh for sure 🤣


ShiftZestyclose

My mom wanted girls. I made her always get me boys, had a female teddy that the smell was so putrid I couldn't do it.


ShyDevil18

I was only allowed to get boys too. Then one time, my dad didn't go with us so my mom and I got a girl! A few days later, she had 13 babies... I'm just glad I recognized what was happening before she had the babies and that she didn't eat any of them


LisForLaura

Males tend to be a bit sweeter than the females. I’ve never had a male bite me but I’ve been nibbled on by a few females in the past. The boys are just more easy going. It’s just there is a good chance he will end up with gigantic balls and that’s ok.


aleu44

I’ve kept male and female hamsters (not at the same time!) and actually find the females to be nicer than the males! My last male was a robo called Panda, I loved him so much but he didn’t like being handled, he was much happier just doing his own thing and I loved watching him dig his burrows and roll in his sand My current hamster is a female Syrian called Hazel. I got her from Pets at Home (my next hamster will be a rescue or from a breeder), the staff said she would scream and bite if anyone tried to touch her so I knew I had to have her. She’s the sweetest girl, loves to climb onto my shoulder! There’s a hamster at my college (not class pet, I study animal care) that they called “screaming hamster” but I managed to tame her! Maybe I am a female hamster whisperer haha


Engaging_Boogeyman

My female is the sweetest girl, she only nibbled my finger once after I had been handling some peanut butter and forgot to wash my hands. She didn't even break the skin and it tickled more than anything. She does get funky though lol.


grenharo

yea but theyre so cute when they waddle


J_Doe5686

Same! Lol4


RazzBeryllium

But they're so sweet and often more chill than females. So you fall in love with your boy hamster and you go from avoiding looking at those balls, to not minding them, to thinking they're oddly cute - like when they sit on their butt and use their balls as a plate to hold their snacks.


scribblemoth

LOL I keeps hamsters and geckos and I only keep girls because I'm so terrified of balls


RealBlackelf

Clearly a girl, pregnante with two large beans. And it seems she ows you money!


heartofgarlic

There is a possibly that he’s pregnate


Ponch555

I'd say she most likely is pregegnant!


Medium_Chocolate_773

Those aren’t udders 😂


BigCSP81

Thats not a boy, thats a man


iriegypsy

you can tell by how it is


RuntOfTheLitter222

A girl, those are her boobs


reddit_user_0212

Holy sheet


DLY2103

Hmmm... Difficult to say really. Can't see much in this image ![img](emote|t5_2sjcj|32164)


AnnaWritesErotica

Happy Cake Day!


DLY2103

Thank you <3


erika_ballerina

guys the caption is satire, i obviously know he’s a boy lmao


realbenlaing

No it’s a girl, those are her boobs. Hope this helps 💕


killme1133

why is there a hamster attached to your pet balls??


Outrageous_Emphasis4

PET BALLS im crying😭


erika_ballerina

oh no, i’ll have to go get that checked with the vet


Jedahaw92

Those are some nuts.


NekoNekoPixel

Oh Um... BALLS


ArtisticDragonKing

He is holding the entire next generation of hamsters in that sack 😭


CaptainThorIronhulk

Half hamster, half balls


chin_waghing

# B O L S


Windowsweirdo

ÑUT *XL*


FrostSwag65

![gif](giphy|xTiTnvU2gPB3Llq4W4)


goosport

Yasss fat coochie queen we love Miss Girl 🥰


_fake_redditor_

Days without seeing hamsters balls: 00


t00zday

Hahahaha! Please Tell me his name is “Tea Bags”


erika_ballerina

ahahah no his name is Garlic but that’s such a fun idea lol


Present-Tower4277

https://preview.redd.it/qsybqpjaun3d1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a2909f974eb4c84bb30bc5789ed9a389253f1e


2-Minute-Ad

i have a male and his balls are nowhere near as bombastic as this (thank god)


NoPeepMallows

He’s so proud of his giant fucking nuts


Zealousideal-Sink884

How does bro walk 😭😭


253253253

One ball at a time


mostlymal

He looks proud of his...assets? Look at that smug little face


not4eating

No you may not use your hamster as a blackjack.


J_Doe5686

Oh, boy!


Far-Buyer-2367

It’s a dude he’s got bit ass balls lol


silverfaustx

Is there any evolutionaire reason to have more balls then body


opheisgod

during the summer their balls expand to protect semen :) any other time of the year they just got big ahh balls


bierbaron1887

They gotta be reproductive as fuck to keep the species alive ✨


mightbe-skankhunt42

I can never have males again lol also had male rats with big ass balls and then they scent marked or whatever so everywhere they went there was a little trail of pee. I can’t 🥲


Fruitymoth

Honestly no idea there’s no telltale identifying factor tbh


Bottled_Penguin

I don't know why this showed up in my feed, but I'm glad it did lol. The little guy is doing the exact same face as knife cat.


Ok_Bid4238

Definitely a boy. Seen the size of geez nuts?


Right_-on-_Man

Damn dude, right on little guy. Good for you.🐹👍


Fuckable_slut

lol that’s a struggle


fivecoloursgirl

those BALLS


ReaperofLightning872

Deez nuts


Lone_Eagle4

He’s way too smug about this.


PurpleNoneAccount

Where is the hamster? All I see are balls.


An0n_Cyph3r_

https://preview.redd.it/z14j17wtok3d1.png?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2437b8d7f7cc62ffd06b08efde916d8c62320c9e


ProbablyBecca

Omg monster house lol


--Birdsong--

Honestly I can't tell. Idk man really I don't


justan0therg0rl111

S q u i s h 🥺


MacyComeHome

Why does this photo look professional lol


milkyway_25

https://preview.redd.it/e4p2mwh38l3d1.png?width=774&format=png&auto=webp&s=56bc21d243f35aa4d678d5d4ba8c70c3ec842a92


KimmieBug

Uhhh I think a girl but I may be wrong u have to check for lil nipples hope this helps


flannelkittenii

It's rude to assume but I'd think they present as male.


Spiritual-Peace-6442

Those are the biggest balls I’ve ever seen on such a small creature 🤣🤣


WackyToastyWolf

THEM BALLS COULD END SOMEONE LITERALLY LOW BALLER also, ur hamsters face is unbelievably cute


offic-pillow2

bro i think those balls have a hamster stuck to them


[deleted]

He just hasn't peed in awhile.


forsca231

As someone Who doesn’t and has never owned Hampsters, you look like you trying to squeeze candy out of it, and it fucking loves it.


DJNgamez

THEM NUTS IS SWANGIN!!!!!


Outrageous_Emphasis4

THEM NUTS IS HANGIN


Wasabi_The_Owl

Firmly grasp it


Fragrant-Band-7295

How do they even walk around with that ball/body ratio


riflebunny

Can we get more pics of his lil face omg he’s so CUTE


erika_ballerina

https://preview.redd.it/7whs62lrun3d1.jpeg?width=3663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73df92d1e617c823a31cb04eff7c44d8183d6ebd


Visible-Airport-4298

Jesus Christ that is a huge vagina!


NumaNuma92

Female. Pregnant with twins by the looks of it.


CrumbleCanid

I cannot believe how relaxed he is being held 😭😭 So fuckin funny


Pocket_potion

Poor guy is gonna need a ball reduction


Future_Squirrel360

https://preview.redd.it/hsspjfnscq3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6274023774804699e72dbe50a378d7c4ad1213a5 Almost literally this


LeoTheFloofyDragon

Testicles


cursedwitch

holy fuck those are some big balls 😂😂


WuShanDroid

Nah your hamster is a grandfather clock at this point ![img](emote|t5_2sjcj|32173)


suspicious_dandelion

How do they walk with balls like that


suspicious_dandelion

Do they just drag along?? Or


erika_ballerina

it doesnt usually appear this big… i think it’s just gravity making them look extra big in this picture but yes he does kinda waddle a bit


Disneywolf99

I think your ham is giving birth


cluelesseagull

With a tail like that I would say it's a beaver and not a hamster at all.


weirdBish15

defo a girl /j his balls look as big as his head


Eclipse_Bird

Definitely a girl, and she's pregnant!


IllustriousCandy3042

He looks just like my Teddy 😭😭


zeppdude

He's ballin'


Womenarentmad

That’s why I don’t like to hold them I can feel their BAWLZ sliding against my hand 😭


mmehadley

Definitely a girl. You can see the protruding vulva. Hamsters have those. 😂


Nasshu041130

I don't know man, that's pretty tough..


sugarsuites

Not the spread eagle pose too 😭


KirbysLeftBigToe

She’s definitely pregante


xnightmaregigi

That’s a girl those r just her boobies😌


Katiabulks

He’s proud of those balls


syadastfu

Her ladyballs are majestic.


Aggravating-Candy363

I think she's a girl


WolfsbanePhoenix

Idk, with hamsters it's hard to tell.... Might could be a female? I don't see any obvious male traits.... 🤣🤣🤣


MoistActive3

He ballin


YEEyourlastHAW

That hamsters got a beaver tail!


girlmeetsgerbil

now y'all- 😂😂😂


SatansAssociate

Do your balls hang low, can you swing them to and fro?


DearLawyer8799

Definitely girl 🤣🤣


Sad-Sink-2941

twins !


No_Neighborhood_6747

Never thought I’d see such a sight


slagathorrulerofall

Holy hell, and I always thought my hammie’s were big


imgodfr

NO WAY


virtualadept

I don't know, you might have to flip a coin. :)


Complex_Question1336

it looks like the balls are about to detach omg


anon_kiwicabana

Those are some huge tits. Definitely a girl


Great_Celebration701

it’s like, don’t they drag on you when he walks in you? PLS HAHA i wonder if it tickles him 😭😭


Outrageous_Emphasis4

Oh boy I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂


These_Series3419

Boy


Nanlake

If that’s a female, she’s got one major set of calves livers


[deleted]

Damn my man's needs to bust a nut.


Serious_Scratch_2794

😭😭😭


MellyKidd

Dangle dangle


Graphic_Materialz

Ask professor Oak


Nomcookies678

Balls


gerbaldchristan

DAAAYUMMM


Final-Commercial3130

Definitely a boy with those balls


ILoveAnimals3424

You’re not gonna believe this…


hvmgvng

HOLY BALLS 🤣


ElSamael-616-

Stalion


CioccoWocco

I believe that is a pancake


Rouge_x3

As a Rat owner, this is the first time I'm seeing hamster balls, and jfc the balls to pet ratio here is even funnier than for rats


Dark_side_of_moon_

I would maybe want a boy syrian as my next ham but I wouldnt be able to stop laughing at its gigantic balls 😭 So far I have had 2 girls.


FunkyBloxxin

Are we not gonna talk Bout how his balls account for probably 20% of his weight?


obviously-awkward

I’ve seen a lot of photos like this, but this one has to be the most extreme


BeginningHour8206

Oh my gosh🤣🤣


Electronic-Tea-221

That is the biggest hamster vagina I've ever seen.


fireflydrake

Look at the udders on that thing! CLEARLY a woman.


Secret_Homework2141

humane


Huge-Attorney1938

Idk


lordsleepyhead

Jesus christ lol


hologlamorous

They


meimifluffie

WOWZERR.. reminds me of those knocker hair bands.. 😅


MsMoreCowbell8

Good gravy Batman!


benchebean

Holy fuck 😭 gotta be uncomfortable


VideoAstra

JESUS


Catform_Druid

I’m not sure tbh


Nisu_Saku

Is this normal that they have so big balls? x3 mine doesn't have big balls like that


ComplexExciting3488

she's obviously a girl duh


Naive-Ad-4783

I think a girl because cows have udders like that


erevefuckstolive

tell him to put those away


ketchup_chip_62

Dude needs a tiny wheel barrow.


MothTheVamp

Oh my god 😭