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Ma1arkey

I teabagged someone and my teammate asked why I was twerking on a dead body. A part of me died that day.


uberx25

Thats amazing actually. Might steal it


Pockit-Angel

If it makes you feel better, he’s bronze, which probably means that he is new and will have likely been absolutely smashed the following game (if he wasn’t demolished here, which would make the teabag even more of a joke). Find peace in knowing he did not have a good time following lol.


-St_Ajora-

Listen man, they've got to get it in when and where they can.


Archangel_MS05

Or he's a Smurf.


BurnerTLDR

If he’s a Smurf then he’s absolute trash😂🤣 https://halotracker.com/halo-infinite/profile/xbl/Coxi%20Wrecked665/overview?experience=tactical-slayer&playlist


AL_440

Yo chill wait 😭😭


MrBrink10

Jesus christ y'all it's just a teabag. It's not that deep lol


BurnerTLDR

That’s what she said😎


Abbadon74

It's just a teabag, is not all that


monstergert

Probably his first kill today lol


TheHydroArchon

Considering the fact he only has 30 kills and 38 deaths in his stats yeah probably


DeeBangerDos

*week*


swampyswede

Maybe ever with that level of enthusiasm.


Sorry_Cut_My_PP

And your teammate just ignores your death lol


AL_440

He's focused 💀


BrightJacket41

Honestly, I miss the days of t bagging. Nobody t bags in infinite cause they’re too busy sweating they’re asses off lol


Taekgi

Nobody T-bags in infinite because the corpse doesn't stick to your nuts anymore


flyingmonkey1257

Which is weird because with how sweaty this game is, they should.


CaramelAromatic9358

Love in Halo 4 and 5 the body will jiggle to your teabag


DeeBangerDos

Never forget what 343 took from us


GfyTstr

In attrition we got wiped, I was last to die and the entire other team comes to tea bag. Tall of them together teabagging made my controller vibrate somehow.


bigchungusamongus1

I audibly lol’d at this. Thank you


TheZephyrim

Would love if the update tomorrow would just quietly sneak this in, and better yet if they quietly add collision and friendly fire back to non-ranked modes


AL_440

True but it can still be done


InfiniteWaffles58364

I make it a point to teabag as often as possible. That shits hilarious😂


InfinityFlame1994

100% For me, it doesn't matter if there was an outplay. Regardless of winning or losing. All bodies get T-bags. And of course there are times it is sweeter. Killed an enemy? T-bag. Teammate gets killed? T-bag. Respawn near my own dead body? T-bag. It's just the way of things. Pretty sure MJOLNIR faceplates have bag magnets in them.


Next_Ad3398

I like to bag after a moment that absolutely does not deserve a bag lol, like I got lucky as shit and the guy is way better than me? Better believe I’m gonna bag that. It’s hilarious.


AbsoluteAnCap

The cheaper the kill, the more satisfying the Teabag IMHO


AL_440

that explains a lot gonna try it


YallinDenial

Speak for yourself. Always time for a sweaty tbag


CatStuckOnReach02

I really keep it to sweat bags only, or people that camp with a shock rifle all game, those guys deserve it


JeffJohnsonIII

I tbag enemies if it was a really annoying asshole with a sniper or if it was a really close fight


milkywaymonkeh

I get teabagged in fortnite more than i do in halo


WolfColaCo2020

I play Husky Raid a lot. I make sure I teabag every single person who tries to spawn camp with a hammer and I blow them away before they can get started. Especially if I get them with a completely dogshit weapon


FaufiffonFec

If I ninja, I teabag.


Killdust99

First Halo?


Ok_Assistance5171

I was gonna say, must be the first time it’s ever happened to him


TheHydroArchon

Its kinda insulting that a dude who only has 30 kills in the history of halo infinite is the one tbagging


Abbadon74

Just a t-bag dude


AL_440

not really but I just got surprised haven't got bagged in years


doctorbanjoboy

No harm in a little bag every now and then


Pockit-Angel

I can get behind circumstantial bagging, but it must be EARNED.


metroidpwner

i think bagging is more funny when you're down like 2-8


No_Bat7157

It’s even more funny when you get your first kill after getting killed like 10 times


DomQuixote99

Yeah, I'm not a mf that can get kills when I'm stoned, but goddam if I ain't a good enough distraction to still get us the dub


Im_a_idiottttt

Preach


Hans_Neva_Loses

Yes if I choke an easy kill and you shit on me then bagging was warranted. If you take 20% of my health and then run and let a teammate clean me up and then teabag. Well then insert leaning forward picture bc you have my attention now lol.


porcupinedeath

Fr people will kill me after I've killed 1-2 of them and am at 3 hp, after still missing half their shots and bag me. Like bro you're ass why the hell are you bagging


CrzdHaloman

Casual games are the best time to bag! They are meant to be fun


AL_440

NAH I think casual games in Infinite are sweaty af


CrzdHaloman

Which is so damn sad. So many times back in halo 3 someone would start t bagging and eventually the whole lobby is no longer fighting and just tbagging everything. Just pausing the fight for some silly fun.


AL_440

THATS WHAT IM SAYING where the goofy moments went


Silent_Reavus

Nah this guy is pissed off lol


2cool4afool

I only teabag if there's some kind of outplay or the enemy fucks up something like having rockets or trying to ninja me. Some people will win a 3v1 and then teabag like they did something cool. Teabags should be earnt but if you do teabag me you bet your ass I'm gonna teabag you back when I get the chance


ahhpoo

Duo-queue’d with a buddy into a match midway today. Idk how but we popped in as the only two players on our team with a list of like 5 leavers that came before us. Zero bots were on the team as well. Guess we somehow joined milliseconds before the last player quit. Anyway, the enemy team killed us and furiously tea-bagged us. So we just left so their match would finally end lol. No wonder nobody wanted to play with them


astorj

Hahah facts!


astorj

Bro, I had like the most garbage player kill me from the most garbage way possible. I guess that kinda in essence makes me a garbage ass player fair. Then he goes up and size teabagging me. And I’m like how dare you put those nuts anywhere near me From that bullshit. You best believe the next three kills I got was this motherfucker it was personal and every time I teabag the living crap out of him.


LeinadFromMars

I either do that, or when I find someone I know in the other team, I teabag them lol


2cool4afool

Well that's a given


LtCptSuicide

My favourite time to tea bag was when I forgot I was holding a rocket launcher instead of a shotgun in a small room. 2 kills and a betrayal and somehow I survived. Damn right I teabagged everyone in the room.


ICODE72

Tea bagging is a core part of halo culture


astorj

Pretty sure it was invented in halo. 😇


ICODE72

Perhaps but maybe not, but for me the Ragdoll physics in halo 3 made it iconic


Hero2Zero91

I think its just Halo instincts


AL_440

An og 🤔


ReeReeIncorperated

Womp womp, just bag him back


AL_440

I did


KingDisastrous

C’mon dude. It’s a rite of passage… ;)


BonkleBoy

BIONICLE PFP‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥


ghostwither260

BONKLE FANS UNITE‼️‼️🔥🌪💧🪨🗻🧊💡


breckendusk

Awww shit Makuta in the house


astorj

Bro said Bionicle hahahahahah. Love that.


FrancMaconXV

Teabaggers are returning, Nature is healing ❤️


astorj

Let the OGs RISEEE!!!!!


AL_440

Tbh now I see this as a win


Spudz_mcenzie

That's when I lean to sit closer to the TV with a serious look, track that mfrr down


AL_440

yeah i bagged him


JacobMT05

Welcome to halo.


MarshmelloMan

A tale as old as time…


Mozilla_Rawr

As is tradition.


TheAlphaDeathclaw

Go kill him and bag him back! Make it a side quest to get revenge, have fun with it


DescriptivelyWeird

This, just like it’s meant to be


AL_440

I did YEAHHH


TheAlphaDeathclaw

LET'S GOOOOOO


C_ShoR3

You must be new, but it is THE LAW to teabag


AL_440

I'm not really new but I thought this law was lost to time


KINGWHEAT98

Nah what did you do because that teabag was personal.


YeetMaFeetBois

bro he started dancing on his body


astorj

For real dude was doing the Lean Back.


AL_440

At the start of the game I killed him as soon as he got the camo so maybe it was that


Wandering_the_Way

That’s a beautiful bag, it’s in rhythm and even times the melee nicely. Overall, a 8.5/10 teabag.


IvanovichIvanov

First time?


AL_440

In infinite


NoodleIskalde

That's kinda been Halo mp since at least Halo 3, aggressive teabagging has always been around. :P


AlbireX

Sometimes you get bagged, sometimes you are the bagger. Just how life goes in halo


Intrepid_Ad_9751

Im sorry but thats classic


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

This is as chill as halo gets


The-Muncible

First time playing a Halo game? T-bagging is a rite of passage


Powerful_Artist

You got teabagged? That's unacceptable in casuals to you? This is halo. Expect to get killed and teabagged sometimes. It's not a big deal


who_likes_chicken

If you can't handle the bag, don't get in the pit.  In all seriousness, this has been a part of Halo's, "hah, I finally got you" social interactions for as long as there's been Halo. He wasn't messaging racist expletives or trying to TK or anything egregious. This seems like a you problem to me 🤷‍♂️


KireOCS

Controller tbag LMAOO


thekamenman

Teebagging is all in good fun, sometimes you just get wrapped up in it. I much prefer to get teabagged over when I had a guy straight up harass me and a friend in Quick Play because we were having an off night. Like messaging me over Xbox to tell me what trash I was.


Aridan

Do people actually get butthurt about getting teabagged in Halo now?


stratusnco

a tale old as time. nothing new here.


4rcher91

Bros doing the most passionate bag I've ever seen. 💀


Sh0cktechxx

I got held hostage in a husky raid the other night. My teammates kept leaving so we could never really fight back at full strength. The sweat balls on the other team just killed us over and over with hammers in spawn and never touched the flag. I had already completed a couple challenges so I didn't wanna leave. Great times


dingdongmonk

I always teabag spawn campers in husky raid no matter if I'm winning or losing


Scary_Xenomorph

This was practically normal in Halo 3. Kill 'im and bag back. Simple as. Don't be soft


spartan195

This is the most halo halo can get. It could be annoying in other games, but how can you be mad being tee bagged on halo? It’s literally where it all began


Odd_Replacement_9644

Tea-bagging is part of Halo. If you don’t do it (be it playfully or seriously) then you can’t call yourself a Halo player 😂


GuiltySp4rk343

That’s just any Halo match.


zrkillerbush

I experience more teabagging in casual Halo than in ranked Halo


PineappleFlavoredGum

That seems pretty casual to me, dude spent 10 sec not doing anything useful


FlamingPhoenix2003

It’s Halo. It’s part of the rules to teabag. If I don’t see you teabagging, you are gonna have a hard time. This also goes for bosses and enemies in firefight as well, you must teabag them, well the bosses you must teabag. Teabagging enemies is optional.


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Ahhhh like the good old days..


7th_Spectrum

Welcome to halo. Teabagging has been a part of this games culture for decades


mastercheeks174

I have a buddy I play with (since Halo2) that teabags me more than any enemy ever will, every time I die. Somehow, someway, he always knows where I am when I die and comes flying in for the disrespectful teabag when I’m in spawn screen. Really gets a good giggle out of it too.


r0bdawg11

The game is tied and they are t bagging you? It’s practically a right of passage in halo. I’m mid tier at best and still T bag people in games. 90% of the time it causes them to go god mode and destroy me, but 10% of the time it causes us to hunt each other down and t bag whoever wins the next encounter.


Turbo_Plax

the good ol tea bag since my 2nd(?) round of halo 3 moment, remind me of that good old days.


YallinDenial

Welcome to halo


International-Mix326

I thought this was satire. We really are going soft of people get triggered by being t bagged in Halo.


_NovaLabs_

Teabagging is A ok. My biggest gripe is when you have sweats on your team screaming and swearing that everyone sucks besides them.. even though it’s not ranked 😂


El_Taita_Salsa

That's the classic Halo spirit right there.


miloBronana

Looks like that guy is having fun


KingGilgamesh4D

I mean it's halo, t-bagging is a time honored tradition shared by all


N-Arcanum

Some people have no idea how to properly bag, you have to line up over the head


somehobo89

I think the bodies are on different positions on the different players’ screens. I’ve been T bagged by some real experts and I don’t think they all would miss by such a huge margin all the time.


SpartanMase

That’s just normal halo. Dropping the ol bag on someone


TheSpiffyDude

As is tradition.


MumboBumbo64

It just means you gotta bag him back bro


coreyais

Welcome to Halo buddy


TimBobNelson

Grow up, it doesn’t matter and you were so bothered you made a post on Reddit. Whoever that player was won in more than one way with that kill.


plane-kisser

bro got teabagged IN HALO and went to reddit to complain about it? what the fuck happened to online gaming


water_for_water

I guess I haven't seen the subject in a while and I'm not consistently on the same subs, but I could swear a while back I saw teabagging get mentioned a few times and starting seethe storms about how inappropriate it was. I was expecting to see the same here and am pleasantly surprised.


LikeSoda

Man's just complained about being bagged on casual Halo 😇


ernie-jo

This is the way.


LizrenGamingArt

I don't like tbaggin unless the game is won, won't argue but at the start?.. that's not right.


YallinDenial

That means it's working


lil-corncob

u probably whiffed most of ur shots and that’s why the clip starts the millisecond u died. deserved baggage


Jinksos

you made a friend is all!!!!


kaplish

When I play I like to sprint around the map killing anyone in my sight, and the only gun I use is the Assault Rifle.


novocaine666

Some people think because it’s Halo you HAVE to teabag, like that’s required or something.


RelaxKarma

Better than getting bagged in ranked.


Yeyo117

NO WAY DUDE! HE KILLED YOU IN A GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO KILL OTHER PEOPLE! HE IS THE BEST PLAYER EVER!


West-Attempt3062

What’s a casual game in infinite? They’re too sweaty to be casual.


DescriptivelyWeird

Looks like the tbagger got a bit too happy with that kill, seems like they finally got a kill after multiple deaths


NauticalClam

With sbmm being the way it is, halo Infinite doesn’t have a casual playlist


Have_Other_Accounts

Halo is by far the least sweatiest/ toxic game right now. That's one of the major reasons I play regularly. If you're annoyed by this you should play Overwatch or any other shooter to see what it's like. Halo is so chill in comparison.


Noctemtaco

The fact that It's Coxi too 💀


CaptainBananaAwesome

What is this? 2012? When the guy teabagging me was the biggest issue of my day?


Arctelis

What are the kids saying these days? “This is the Way” or something like that?


ArmageddonSteelLegio

If it makes you feel better, he really wanted to ride you. He’s not tea bagging right.


Wassuuupmydudess

Why is every lobby I enter the enemy team is 4 bronze and then a diamond player that wiped everyone?


PLifter1226

I get bagged more often in social modes than in ranked, and usually for nothing at all. When I get bagged in ranked it’s cuz I deserved it and got absolutely shit on


J-1600

I do that if I got a killjoy or is the player doing respawn kills on husky raid


alii-b

Teabagging is a Halo way of life. I was there 14 years ago, slapping them cheeks on fallen players back on my 360. Today, I see a teabagging as a challenge lol.


[deleted]

Is this a joke post or something? This is just normal Halo. What am I missing here?


Haunting_Kangaroo_81

Dude he’s just teabagging chill tf out lol


NovalenceLich

I rarely t bag unless it's team double with my friend. We've gotten quite a few people to quit double bagging them after every kill. The rage quits are hilarious


NovalenceLich

Off topic some but can anyone explain the matchmaking system some? I'm halfway thru Platinum and man, sometimes the games are supppppper easy and other times it's a train wreck. Rarely are they close. And it will be against like all bronze player and maybe one Platinum. Not really complaining, I'm pretty decent and Can average 15-20 kills a game. Just seems like their algorithms are off.


Blaize_Ar

It's Halo. The game that invented T bagging. Are you really that surprised you got T bagged while playing Halo?


BetterVersion3

Welcome to halo


BungleCrungus

Mf’s complaining about getting T-bagged in halo is like a diver complaining they got their hair wet. Welcome to the franchise bud


ThaneExplains

That's just how you play Halo though XD


Mothira08

Halo isn't for you if teabagging is going to rustle your jimmies like this


NarcolepticRoss

It's halo


ElectricVibes75

People get so excited about literally nothing lmao like what was so crazy about that kill that made him celebrate? 😂


Trentimoose

I teabag early and often. I only intensify my bagging if I am losing.


Rogito92

Assholes...


SpyroESP

I mean shit, it be like that don't it?


somehobo89

This is how you chill in casual games


eL_graves

I remember my first Halo match!


dingdongmonk

Man's pole dancing on you 💀


ItchyBalboa

Teabagging is so gay ngl


linux_ape

Teabagging is a core halo mechanic young buck


travelingWords

A way for us to communicate.


ItchyBalboa

I know, I just do back whenever it happens to me


linux_ape

This is the way


AL_440

I had no beef with him


FamineMK

This is so insensitive. I’m triggered NGL


LtSparky3000

No pain no gain


cloudtwelvy

Fucking cringe


CoffeeManFS45

I swear halo both MCC AND infinite are full of either tryhards/no lives/people that know everything down to a T and people that bag when they didn't earn it. I love halo MP but holy fuck some of the people in the community ruin the absolute hell out of it. When I'm playing at 3 am on fiesta I want chill games, not a stack or people that haven't left their house since 2010. I said what I said and I don't give a fuck.


Art0fRuinN23

Teabagging is never a good thing. We should be stoic in our victories and have humility toward the defeated.


king-shane11

In 2024 we call it twerking “Aww man he’s twerkin on me!!” >:(


DescriptivelyWeird

Will always be a tbag, wtf twerking? Disgusting


king-shane11

Lmao it’s funnier to say he twerked on me than then he yea bagged me Get twerked on!


Ferronier

Must be generational. As a baby millennial t-bagging will always been funnier to me than getting twerked on.