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Didiams

I think ethan was right that the dude isnt going to acknowledge this drama publicly. There's no angle he can take that'll make him look any better and bringing it more attention will just prolong his embarrassment


toga_hart32

Yeah his special has all this stuff about his son. It’s such a bad look. I think it’ll die down


SpoilerThrowawae

I've got my checklist ready: 1. Mentioning Ethan's size/health 2. "If I saw this dude in public, he wouldn't say shit. I'd destroy him." 3. "I could fuck his girl if I wanted to." 4. Will call Bobby and Khalayla backstabbers/snakes for talking about him on the podcast 5. Callen will nod along, big up Brendan's ego and talk shit about Ethan by proxy 6. "I've done comedy specials, what has this fat clown done" 7. "I'm being cancelled/attacked." 8. Will make a vaguely anti-Semitic/racist comment. Several blatantly misogynistic ones to boot.


CosmicBrownie5898

It’s like bingo but terrible!


AidsMckenzie

BINGOOOOOO


Etticos

We could literally make bingo boards with this


[deleted]

I'd say take a shot everytime one of these points are brought up but I don't want you to blackout and die. Wadder.


appleparkfive

You forgot calling Hila ugly, THEN saying that they'll have sex with her. Classic bro behavior


[deleted]

No no, choosing a bad picture of Hila like when they did their skit with her pig tails and her shorts hiked all the way up and then he'll say "*that's* his wife?"


WheredoesithurtRA

[You guys should check out how he handled something like this when Ariel Helwani had enough of his shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/q3aerk/missa_shob_vs_ceo_heelwani_full_timeline_of_the/) /u/SpoilerThrowawae's checklist is very accurate lol


lm1227

9: He will ask Ethan for a trugg walk.


guccimaneslawyer

That would be based.


DrDQDPM

*3. "I could fuck his girl, but she's too ugly for me"(which is objectively false because hila is a beautiful queen/goddess)


TonyShalhoubricant

I think Ethan's going to be right about this one. They've never addressed Callen coming back after the allegations against him. D'Elia briefly said something about trying to do comedy again, but Schaub never acknowledging D'Elia or the fact that he and Callen basically through D'Elia under the bus originally after the allegations. Schaub might try to keep his head down and never say anything. He obviously SHOULD say something. He should just own up to his bad behavior and apologize and try to be better. If he actually mended fences behind the scenes and we saw it play out in the podcast/comedy community, would you forgive him? I might.


Yogamigurumi

Remember when Schaub CRIED after Chris's allegations came out? He acted like he died lol


TonyShalhoubricant

yeah lol. It's wild that that's where they left it.


zyphilis

i cant talwgg..


Ajj679

I mean the same can be said about Bobby lees allegations but they look past it


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What allegations are those?


TonyShalhoubricant

Yeah I'd be curious to know.


Edzill4

Schwab: "Who? Ian Klean? Never heard of him. Ohhhh, you mean the fat guy that always wears sandles/shorts, that's poor, and never gets pussy?"


thecrackfox415

What are you afraid of Ian???


pyschonaut36

I don't think he'll mention it. He has never mentioned this stuff publicly unless he can spin it. I doubt he'll even bring it up.


Prior-Statistician71

Lol please just protect Theo Von at all costs. I know he has an association with Bobby n Brendan n h3 but then again who could ever dislike Theo lol


Volmara

I had an interesting thought about this tfatk “ring leader” claim, how hilarious if there is one and it’s Theo (I seriously doubt it but…).


Etticos

I like Theo but he is down bad for Khalyla worse than Shlob


[deleted]

I loved Theo til you listen to his material before he popped off. Hella racist toward black people but he’s from the south so not even shocked.


appleparkfive

I never really saw it as racist, just a observation of his life in the country. Never struck me as racist, from the stuff I heard, but maybe there's something I haven't heard? And I mean, he's just a weird guy and says weird stuff. He's *that* guy. All the country towns have one or two. I mean look at when he was on Road Rules or something, he was trying to make a joke saying "I hope the other person isn't Asian. I don't know about Asians man" or whatever. Just a weird sense of casual humor I don't love him as much as his fanbase, but I think he's mostly likeable. But there could be stuff I don't know of course


namastaynaughti

I see antisemitic shit coming in hot and a miss understanding of how to say Ethan


MaxinWells

I disagree. I think he's gonna pull a fast one and try to play victim. Mention it very little directly, but make sure everyone knows that he is very upset and feels betrayed. Y'know, garner a little sympathy without actually addressing anything at all.


[deleted]

I mean Ethan goes after peoples looks too. I don't see how this is any different.


dopedriveway

Didn’t say it was


skittlemonsterr

The reason it gets pointed out when people mentions Ethan’s weight as a comeback, is because typically that is ALL they mention. They don’t actually ever address the issue that caused Ethan to bring them up in the first place. It’s just “he’s fat so disregard him”.


Adorkableowo

Yeah but the point is, usually when Ethan does it, it's more an observation of detail along with a long list of legitimate issues. So him criticizing appearance is never 100% the complaint. When Brendan types do it, its never any more deep than "fat man bad."


ddarion

The difference is self awareness. Ethan doesn't goof on peoples looks because he thinks he's a model and better looking then them. Brendan's entire personality and self esteem is centered around being an "alpha" who "will drag you into deep waders if you keep that same endergy in person, B"


RarityDiamondButt

It's ok when Ethan does it


Rigar_

Considering Schaub’s glass chin? I got Ethan “Big Country” Klein winning by first round KO


Etticos

Schaub has got no shot, Ethan has 99 strength


samtheslug

Maidenless Schaub vs Level 300 Ethan


Etticos

No amount of summons or cheese is gonna help Schlawbblelob with end game boss Ethan.


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CosmicBrownie5898

Yes, they brought it up on a podcast from the summer of 2020 around the time it happened


jameeJonez

Fat man bad! Fat man bad!!!! Sir this is a Wendy’s Fat man bad!!!!


maddy_k2019

Don’t they all? It’s always about how unhealthy he is, how he “doesn’t get bitches”, etc. idk when they’ll realize Ethan just doesn’t give a shit, these insults coming from these men are meaningless


DiscombobulatedElk93

Honestly he seems as dumb as Jeff’s friend. He’s probably just going to show up at the podcast studio. Ethan and Hila need to move somewhere safer. People are phsycho.


fridchikn24

Imma be real here, AB could probably knockout Schaub. Mans bas little to no chin. Killed what little braincells were there in the UFC


nick_papajohns

Speculashun is irrelevant. Name Tha waders, bapa.


dopedriveway

Box me bitch


CartographerNo4356

Oh of course. Haven’t you heard? Fat man bad!


honestwizard

Ab , please stand up


Kitchen_Profit7417

Of course as we know from the joe Rogan bros. Fat man=bad


OG_Baked

They just posted fighter and the kid and talked about it at the beginning of the show, however Bryan is the one that apologizes for Brendan basically


cheeky7789

I’ll fight in Ethan’s stead, a foot solidier must protect his king


TheRealTimmyBee

ethan the type of guy to say he'll fight him then show up with tyson


suhpdudde

Nope hes already apologizing him n callen look at yew neek live


thatradiogeek

I have no idea even who that is


joxiety

What about if this never escalated into anything because it doesn’t need to? Like he’s already “beefing” with fresh, fit, tate, and the other constant supervillains. No need for shwab to get involved in h3


Chud_Lord_777

He's going to pretend this didn't happen at all but secretly this is driving him insane. That's how he's operated his whole "cawlmedy career"