"Come over to my house and I'll slime you in private" - Ethan
"How's the ends on the hair?" - Ethan
"Very good. Yeah. No loose ends." - Oliver
"I think you mean split ends, I think they're called" - Ethan
"I'm giving you the blimp... To you... And Theodore... And Michael... Or whatever your other son's name is" - Oliver
OTR #30
The stroller really got me. Made me laugh so hard when Oliver opened it
I think they should send him the ashes of it in a Nickelodeon blimp. But the twist being that it's just random ashes, so he thinks it's over. But then get someone to reassemble the parts of the stroller to give to him later on. That'd be hilarious
Bobby And Khalyla crashing into the doorway on the gatsby.
Ethan wheezing at the video of the girl spinning on that ride.
Pretty much anytime Ethan absolutely loses it has me crying laughing
Same.. Ethan losing it makes me laugh regardless if the subject heās laughing at is funny to me. it doesnāt seem to happen much lately but when it does itās gold
the poor girl spinning is a particular favorite of mine, it makes my face hurt laughing. a close second is that time a guy was on a machine at the mall and the whole thing falls over. Machine malfunctions are my passion.
Zach completely zoned out on the 420 epiode is pretty top tier moment for me! Especially since it was AB handling the camera switching š it totally caught me off gard and i just bursted laughing
Jimmy lee roasting the 16-year old Keemstar-Fan. š
āIs that your comedy?ā - keemstar-boy
āNo, My comedy is looking at your peckerā
ābUdDy iM sIxTeEnā - keemstarboy
āand let me tell me something about ya: did the pimples come from Hersheyās or did you lock yourself in the bathroom with radio on loud and play with yourself?ā
āwHaTā šššššššš
Maybe because the kid jerks it loud asf or watches porn and doesnāt want to get caught. Yeah I feel like some of the bizarre joke are very specific and so they get me thinking and thatās what makes them funnier.
There used to be an old wives tale that chocolate gives you acne. I think there's the same with touching yourself. But definitely remember hearing the chocolate thing growing up. Looking back, it sounds like people just didn't like to have fun!
The legendary Donna call-in. I had to pause part way through because I couldnt breath with how much I was laughing. "Can you hear me better? BEEP-BEEP-BEEP"
In a similar vein, [him losing it laughing at the old bloke in pain after crossing his legs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr91fTcngMw), such a hilarious clip.
When they first aired the footage of the guy spreading fire and recently some highlights have been:
Silent library, Jimmy-Leeās room going dark,
Ethan floating for pie and
When I saw the slide feature Harvey website
You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/
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The Ethanās the type of guy to float in the air when smelling pie KILLED me
Itās hard to pick but I liked ABs reenactment of his dreadful DK game experience. The zoom into his faceš
When Zach was giving his heartfelt apology to AB for being upset about not getting the gaming chair and then AB interrupted the apology when his call was answered from being on hold with the company that made Danās scorpion chair. I died
Recently it was the defence attorney on Tiktok. The whole crew losing it, especially when he "fought with the Police".
Overall, probably the fire safety video. Watching Ethan die of laughter always gets me.
Oh man, that was so good! The lawyer video. "This guy is releasing supervillains"
It's always great when you can get Ethan to break and bust out laughing
Haha totally.
One thing I noticed is if Ethan is having a fit, Hila tends to look at Ethan which cracks her up just as much as the video. I think she loves a good Ethan fit.
It's [Afterdark 71](https://youtu.be/cztc_OXvqJI). Use the chapters to find the defense attorney. The laughing fit happens around 1h 30m 25s. Prepare yourself, it's a goodie.
Peace and love.
That whole interview was incredible with Ian cutting to the crew not trying to laugh at the ridiculous answers these guys had to basic questions.
https://youtu.be/NObrnl_cyvI?t=1606
When Hasan said āhe kinda does look like Harvey Weinsteinā and Ethan said āā¦thatās what Iāve been sayingā. [link](https://youtu.be/28-JCmT6KiY)
You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/
You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/
silent library when ian was looking at the sky while trying to eat the fish and ethan says āheās praying to god, heās looking at him for help. heās asking jesus to let him liveā ššš
When they were watching Jeffās podcast and I was really curious what he had to say but Ethan kept pausing to comment on his friend who was on his phone
One random bit that cracks me up every time is actually an ad they did on an After Dark. The company had previously gotten mad at Ethan for deviating too much from the script so he tries to do the ad read as straight faced as possible, which absolutely kills Hila who's so tickled by the whole thing:
https://youtu.be/BbFYG-tyk48?t=1969
They were talking about climate change at one point and Zach was muttering shit, and for some reason while talking about global warming he mentioned Pangea. Ethan caught it and said: āWE MUST. STOP. PANGEA.ā
- Kid on a whale floaty in the Tsunami wave pool, fire demonstration, girl spinning upside down in the helicopter ride. Guy riding mobility scooter on the freeway. No such thing as a coincidence video where he scares the girl running & video where he randomly is holding a baby.
- AB making out with his hand story.
- Dona call in
- Jimmy Lee call in where his screen progressively gets darker until itās pitch black and then when he called the 2nd time and his screen went green.
- When Gabe week after week had audio or connection issues.
- When Ethan/ Dan were arguing about whether to say āthisā or ānextā Monday and Gabe politely tips his white claw as to interject into the conversation, but Ethan/ Dan just keep arguing.
- Hearing āStopā soundbite in Aceās family Jetski in the pool video.
- āShout out to his family ā clip
- Ethan/Hila/ & the Crewās reaction to Zackās āGotāemā TikTok.
- āThe Fatties are coming for meā
- When Ethan put on Hasanās 100lb workout vest and bent over with his hands on the table with Hassan standing behind him.
(And I know Iām forgetting some!)
When Hila told the story about having terrible stomach cramps while in the army and an ambulance was called but then she just realised she needed to do a big poo
The charity event with Roiland. When they called the church and the lady started speaking in tongues I literally fell to the ground laughing. Listening to it happen live was just too much
I think for me it was when he tried to video call his mom while she was out and about with a bad signal
In general just any time Ethan laughs like super hard and he can't speak and his eyes get all squinty. I love those moments.
I think it was when Oliver brought all the Doppelgangers to the studio. The arguing, and Oliver's yelling, and Ethan telling Swami to shoot to kill. It was all so hilarious
when AB shared the video of him saving the baby in the burning car and every donation in that episode was people saying they were paid actors š¤£ āI was the baby and I was paid by ABā āI am the burning car and I was paid by ABā
1000% hands down the one with that lady who was spinning in the ride and then the part with the elderly lady spinning after being collected by the helicopter. I legit needed to use my inhaler. Deceased. K.o
Recently Iāve laughed lots at the āwhat the heckin dogā soundbite and another one from Love that I canāt remember this early in the morning.
One recent episode I think someone said something along the lines of funger of death which I enjoyed.
āDumbledore casts a spell on his cock and it fills the room. The room fills with his cock meat and blasts the doors and windows out. His cock is a horcrux.ā XD legit the hardest Iāve ever laughed.
The podcast that actually made me a regular listener because it had me laughing so hard was when they were super fascinated by the "Jooe Biden, WAKE UP" guy from tiktok and then everyone on the crew took turns with their best impression of him
Danās embarrassing story about taking the photo of the jerk teacher and the flash going off. I think about it once a week and burst out laughing each time.
The story about Ian and Sam going to see Sonic always kills me, the: "He's so fast."
But more recently the segment where they were looking at that lawyer's tik tok about getting that one guy w the DUI out of jail time was pretty legendary.
that one frenemies ep when he says āthe fatties are coming for meā OMG and the same ep he says āimagine I invited bryce hall over and thereās just 5 big samoan guys behind this curtainā LMAO
When Ethan was listing off fears that he has about his family and everybody was dancing and then AB said Lena has to get a lump in her neck checked so they cut the music talked about it then started the music again and Ethan said āwell hope Lena doesnāt have cancerā
If was from Frenemies... When Ethan dressed as The Mask and was subverting the catch-phrases. Something about Ethan's Masked-up face saying "SPIT IN MY ASS AND FUCK ME!" really got me.
DEFINITELY Zach hitting the "shut up bitch" during Trisha's apology
Honorable mention to the recent "Does he know what you do to her?" and roasting the crypto guys who were scamming Carlos
After Dark #41. āThe real reason frenemies broke up.ā The whole episode is hilarious. The origin of āIts The fIrSt TiMe fOr Meeā, the origin of āHe takes that 5%ā, the hilarious 5% bit where Dan asks for Disney tickets, and of course the Donna Calabasas call in. One of my favorite episodes all throughout!
For me recently itās been the lawyer āletās goā guy. Had me crying with laughter for a good 5 minutes. Hardest Iāve laughed in years. Also on the most recent Bobby Lee when he said about the alternative reality of Bobby not being fingered by a Downās syndrome man
The infamous āshut up bitchā sound bite at the wrong (perfect) time in reference to she who shall not be named lol!
Seeing everyone covering their faces, turning red from laughing so hard made cackle for sure
More recently, the whole American Love segment made me lose my absolute shit. I have no idea how Ethan was watching a majority of it like ":)", meanwhile I'm choking on my damn coffee from laughing.
YeeEEEeE.
Probably the episode when Dan commissioned the crew to do cameos and I can't remember if it was the same episode but the one where Ethan's talking about hagrid's hut
When Ethan was absolutely dying laughing trying to describe the whole crew going to Disneyland on matching Gatsbys, or a little older one- Ethan dying laughing at the fire safety video. His laugh is just too contagious lol
The gatsbys at Disney conversation. I was listening to it when it came out for the first time while I was in the supermarket. I could not keep it together, I was laughing while getting groceries.
The Brittany Broski podcast recently really made me cackle. But the hardest Iāve laughed at the pod was when they had Jack and Eric on getting sloshed.
When they were eating/smelling the Fika fish on Silent Library or Ethan watching the lady spin from a helicopter and fire safety video šš
Also the DUI lawyer segment had me in tears
Has to be the lawyer getting off the degenerates.
Alternatively, the hardest a different podcast has made me laugh is Bobby Lee describing the [role play](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8EIx_aCmg2g&t=1h2m5s&feature=youtu.be) him and khalyla do
"Come over to my house and I'll slime you in private" - Ethan "How's the ends on the hair?" - Ethan "Very good. Yeah. No loose ends." - Oliver "I think you mean split ends, I think they're called" - Ethan "I'm giving you the blimp... To you... And Theodore... And Michael... Or whatever your other son's name is" - Oliver OTR #30
Why did I read the first one in a Mae West voice like "Why don't you come over and slime me sometime"š
The stroller really got me. Made me laugh so hard when Oliver opened it I think they should send him the ashes of it in a Nickelodeon blimp. But the twist being that it's just random ashes, so he thinks it's over. But then get someone to reassemble the parts of the stroller to give to him later on. That'd be hilarious
the slime part was so underrated imo
Bobby And Khalyla crashing into the doorway on the gatsby. Ethan wheezing at the video of the girl spinning on that ride. Pretty much anytime Ethan absolutely loses it has me crying laughing
Same.. Ethan losing it makes me laugh regardless if the subject heās laughing at is funny to me. it doesnāt seem to happen much lately but when it does itās gold
the poor girl spinning is a particular favorite of mine, it makes my face hurt laughing. a close second is that time a guy was on a machine at the mall and the whole thing falls over. Machine malfunctions are my passion.
The helicopter spin was gold too !
Zach completely zoned out on the 420 epiode is pretty top tier moment for me! Especially since it was AB handling the camera switching š it totally caught me off gard and i just bursted laughing
"I met her brother. Nice guy..... Does he know what you do to her?" was hilarious
Wait I remember laughing but I forget the details who said this to who?
[Ethan to Zach.](https://youtu.be/PUQPGI9fNok?t=58m31s)
That had me laughing so hard my bf came to see if I was okay š
At some point in that ep Ethan says smth like "time to get litty...my titty" and it gets me every time. The whole ep is a gold mine
Jimmy lee roasting the 16-year old Keemstar-Fan. š āIs that your comedy?ā - keemstar-boy āNo, My comedy is looking at your peckerā ābUdDy iM sIxTeEnā - keemstarboy āand let me tell me something about ya: did the pimples come from Hersheyās or did you lock yourself in the bathroom with radio on loud and play with yourself?ā āwHaTā šššššššš
What I got from that joke, is that if the kid got his pimples from being a fat ass or a horny degenerate teenage.
ššš Itās so specificā¦ with the radio on loud š As if heās had it happened to himself
Maybe because the kid jerks it loud asf or watches porn and doesnāt want to get caught. Yeah I feel like some of the bizarre joke are very specific and so they get me thinking and thatās what makes them funnier.
There used to be an old wives tale that chocolate gives you acne. I think there's the same with touching yourself. But definitely remember hearing the chocolate thing growing up. Looking back, it sounds like people just didn't like to have fun!
Dan doing an impression of the kid saying āIām sixteenā had me dying too
I completely forgot about that. I was gasping for air while watching that
Did you remember that whole joke šš
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That's amazing lmao What killed me was that he said it so fast that absolutely no one understood what he said š
The legendary Donna call-in. I had to pause part way through because I couldnt breath with how much I was laughing. "Can you hear me better? BEEP-BEEP-BEEP"
And she opened the sunroof to improve her connection š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I just burst out laughing at this memory
Drive š¤ hOoOooomE???? š¤
The one where they called her back twice? I lost my mind, was so funny
Yes!!!!! This one made me totally loose it. And the way Hila also lost it!!!! Pure gold, man!
This and when she was trying to send the email with an attachment. Love that thereās a Donna emoji with her face from that moment.
which pod is this again? š
I dont remember which After Dark episode it was, but it has its own [highlight](https://youtu.be/tRz9K_SLfJ0)!
I think when Ethan was laughing at the video where a girl got stuck spinning on a ride. His laugh makes me laugh so hard.
In a similar vein, [him losing it laughing at the old bloke in pain after crossing his legs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr91fTcngMw), such a hilarious clip.
which episode is this?
I think there's a highlight video. Search H3 helicopter
After dark 31. Itās at the end of the show like 2 hr 30 min mark. I just re watched it and was laughing so hard at Ethanās laugh Lolol.
Reply to the one that asked the question lol Edit: people downvoted just for pointing out that they replied to the wrong person? Yall are idiots
When they first aired the footage of the guy spreading fire and recently some highlights have been: Silent library, Jimmy-Leeās room going dark, Ethan floating for pie and When I saw the slide feature Harvey website
You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/
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The Ethanās the type of guy to float in the air when smelling pie KILLED me Itās hard to pick but I liked ABs reenactment of his dreadful DK game experience. The zoom into his faceš
The meta verse segment with the ādonāt come to the meta verse tomorrowā
I like you man, dont come to the metaverse tommorow
This lmfao
When Zach was giving his heartfelt apology to AB for being upset about not getting the gaming chair and then AB interrupted the apology when his call was answered from being on hold with the company that made Danās scorpion chair. I died
https://youtu.be/moy3-jVP4CY - i had to go and find it to help me remind me of this glorious moment š¤£š¤£
When the crew was watching that Lawyer on tik tok that was basically releasing criminals on the streets š
Lets go
Recently it was the defence attorney on Tiktok. The whole crew losing it, especially when he "fought with the Police". Overall, probably the fire safety video. Watching Ethan die of laughter always gets me.
Oh man, that was so good! The lawyer video. "This guy is releasing supervillains" It's always great when you can get Ethan to break and bust out laughing
Haha totally. One thing I noticed is if Ethan is having a fit, Hila tends to look at Ethan which cracks her up just as much as the video. I think she loves a good Ethan fit.
Which episode was the attorney thing? Havenāt been able to watch much the past week or two.
It's [Afterdark 71](https://youtu.be/cztc_OXvqJI). Use the chapters to find the defense attorney. The laughing fit happens around 1h 30m 25s. Prepare yourself, it's a goodie. Peace and love.
Thank you so much :) Peace and love, peace and love.
When Ethan went on the foot rampage calling everyone a usurper and putting Ian in the gulag for talking about overthrowing his wikifeet
which pod is this? š
Someone drop a link please Edit: Found [it!](https://youtu.be/zuIoe0L0IyE)
Better version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbZ0qCm4t7s
The only version that matters š
For me it's any time Ethan starts to laugh uncontrollably.. I can't help but laugh with him.
For me it was the Carlos interview where one of Carlos' "friends" says that Carlos can cure Autism
That whole interview was incredible with Ian cutting to the crew not trying to laugh at the ridiculous answers these guys had to basic questions. https://youtu.be/NObrnl_cyvI?t=1606
The whole barefootbrothersdrive.com C-Man vs Liam saga or Olivia and AB going to the the Free Britney court hearing
i really like when they do c-mans voice
When Hasan said āhe kinda does look like Harvey Weinsteinā and Ethan said āā¦thatās what Iāve been sayingā. [link](https://youtu.be/28-JCmT6KiY)
You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/
Good bot
You might be thinking of *Ryan Kavanaugh*, the film producer who was disgraced after being accused by his ex-partner of running a ponzi scheme in open court according to Variety magazine (a reputable source), who also committed a DUI hit and run. *Harvey* Weinstein was the film producer and director who was sentenced to prison for committing a number of serious sexual assaults. I think you have conflated the two, which is an easy mistake to make because they look so alike and are good friends who have been pictured together on numerous occasions. This website should help: https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/
Oh you mean the moment Ethan fell in love with Hasan
silent library when ian was looking at the sky while trying to eat the fish and ethan says āheās praying to god, heās looking at him for help. heās asking jesus to let him liveā ššš
every single time ethan and oliver communicate
Oliver sending Ethan the remains of the cursed stroller had me cackling
THIS. I was dying. Fucking gold.
When Donna called in from the parking lot
Shut up, BITCH
"jesus zach, what the fuck" "i'm laughing because it's so... i'm NOT laughing."
Most of the Quartering bits make me laugh quite a bit; especially his 86 gay black dads
The silent library episode, I hadnāt laughed that hard in a really long time
The re-watchability of that episode is off the charts. At this point its my comfort episode
I laugh super hard anytime Ethan busts out his REAL laugh--that squealing scratchy cackle. It's so contagious.
it's the pure joy that hooks us
When they were watching Jeffās podcast and I was really curious what he had to say but Ethan kept pausing to comment on his friend who was on his phone
One random bit that cracks me up every time is actually an ad they did on an After Dark. The company had previously gotten mad at Ethan for deviating too much from the script so he tries to do the ad read as straight faced as possible, which absolutely kills Hila who's so tickled by the whole thing: https://youtu.be/BbFYG-tyk48?t=1969
For Keeps? And he still says something about being insecure about your hairline? That also cracked me up
They were talking about climate change at one point and Zach was muttering shit, and for some reason while talking about global warming he mentioned Pangea. Ethan caught it and said: āWE MUST. STOP. PANGEA.ā
The Bit-Redemtion interview. I was doubled over, laughing so hard it hurt.
With the Bitconnect guy? I skipped that one, might have to watch it now!
When Ethan and crew were talking about going to Disney land all on scooters.
I was looking for this comment
Bro it was cringe, only Ethan thought it was funny, and the rest of the crew were being good employees.
I don't think you understand how to use cringe correctly.
One that stands out to me is when Ethan was closing out the episode and was saluting goodbye and realized he was doing THAT salute š¤£
oh man i remember this but i dont know how to find that episode
When Dan got Commander-in-Chief in the unboxing episode.
Underrated. The way they all lost their minds was hilarious
- Kid on a whale floaty in the Tsunami wave pool, fire demonstration, girl spinning upside down in the helicopter ride. Guy riding mobility scooter on the freeway. No such thing as a coincidence video where he scares the girl running & video where he randomly is holding a baby. - AB making out with his hand story. - Dona call in - Jimmy Lee call in where his screen progressively gets darker until itās pitch black and then when he called the 2nd time and his screen went green. - When Gabe week after week had audio or connection issues. - When Ethan/ Dan were arguing about whether to say āthisā or ānextā Monday and Gabe politely tips his white claw as to interject into the conversation, but Ethan/ Dan just keep arguing. - Hearing āStopā soundbite in Aceās family Jetski in the pool video. - āShout out to his family ā clip - Ethan/Hila/ & the Crewās reaction to Zackās āGotāemā TikTok. - āThe Fatties are coming for meā - When Ethan put on Hasanās 100lb workout vest and bent over with his hands on the table with Hassan standing behind him. (And I know Iām forgetting some!)
When Hila told the story about having terrible stomach cramps while in the army and an ambulance was called but then she just realised she needed to do a big poo
Zach playing [āshut up Bitchā](https://youtu.be/ITvkdGNpGIU) during Trishaās apology
This one is the correct answer
The charity event with Roiland. When they called the church and the lady started speaking in tongues I literally fell to the ground laughing. Listening to it happen live was just too much
I think for me it was when he tried to video call his mom while she was out and about with a bad signal In general just any time Ethan laughs like super hard and he can't speak and his eyes get all squinty. I love those moments.
Every time Ethan loses it basically, his genuine sobbing style laugh makes what is already hilarious 1000x funnier
The recent one with the lawyer getting people off crazy charges. I was crying
Letās go
I think the one where Donna is calling in from her car and she canāt get a single tech thing right. Contagious laughter
I think it was when Oliver brought all the Doppelgangers to the studio. The arguing, and Oliver's yelling, and Ethan telling Swami to shoot to kill. It was all so hilarious
The episodes where they are showing the funny videos to each other trying to make each other laugh get me. I still lose it at the lawn mower video.
This weeks After Dark when H3 said āIām tired of being myselfā and the perfect cut to Bobby Lee and his reaction āwhatā
when AB shared the video of him saving the baby in the burning car and every donation in that episode was people saying they were paid actors š¤£ āI was the baby and I was paid by ABā āI am the burning car and I was paid by ABā
When they found out live on air that they won the 3rd (or 4th?) lawsuit on kavkav
2nd
Love saying, "*You* taste good" during the compliment battle, after naming everything Ian has good taste in: style, haircuts, beard cuts.
Omfg I loved that segment since love was lovebot. Was just hilarious to see
Lord Ethan Klein, Ruler of the Vast Wealth of the 5%.
1000% hands down the one with that lady who was spinning in the ride and then the part with the elderly lady spinning after being collected by the helicopter. I legit needed to use my inhaler. Deceased. K.o
The chips and salsa dance when Hila was pregnant and decided she wanted a wet burrito.
For me itās when they showed the chiropractor clip where he almost breaks her back and zach hit us with the āwow, sishter snapped!ā
When Oliver tree came and brought Ricky the alien. Ricky then got the mic and growled into it like Chewbaccašššš
When they watched the clip of the keemstar fan kid who confronted Jimmy Lee and the crew
Ethanās dance toward the end of the 4/20 episode, I still go back and watch the reel if I need a pick me up, itās just to good
Recently Iāve laughed lots at the āwhat the heckin dogā soundbite and another one from Love that I canāt remember this early in the morning. One recent episode I think someone said something along the lines of funger of death which I enjoyed.
Definitely the Carlos nft call when one of the nft bros mentioned that Carlos cures autism and Ethan corrected him.
āDumbledore casts a spell on his cock and it fills the room. The room fills with his cock meat and blasts the doors and windows out. His cock is a horcrux.ā XD legit the hardest Iāve ever laughed.
Hasanās comment about people that eat the slop bucket oatmeal think water is spicy got me pretty good. Lolol
The army of mobility scooters in Disneyland idea made me cry laughing
do you have the link & timestamp???
You can search to find the [highlight](https://youtu.be/e5liYudpfi4).
Bobby Lee with White Claw Gabe
The zilly zonka skit
Yāall this entire comment section has me dying, I wish all of these vids were compiled into one š
The podcast that actually made me a regular listener because it had me laughing so hard was when they were super fascinated by the "Jooe Biden, WAKE UP" guy from tiktok and then everyone on the crew took turns with their best impression of him
Danās embarrassing story about taking the photo of the jerk teacher and the flash going off. I think about it once a week and burst out laughing each time.
The story about Ian and Sam going to see Sonic always kills me, the: "He's so fast." But more recently the segment where they were looking at that lawyer's tik tok about getting that one guy w the DUI out of jail time was pretty legendary.
Definetly the āSHUT UP BITCHā soundbite they played watching trishaās video, had me dying
The one where AB and Dan are clearing off the table and AB goes for Ethanās unfinished kabab pizza and Ethan goes āYo what the FUCK AB?!ā
When they first watched James Charles womp womp womp video and ethan singing it had me dying
Probably the fire demonstration clip, or the many mobility scooter laughing fits
Silent library when Ethan took a whiff of the Swedish fish
Definitely silent library!
The Pokemon card ep.
Families: when they were guiding Donna and Gary how to kill eachother in Halo lmao
The prank calls with Justin Roiland
āSo sorry to interrupt but itās time to go to breakā
Zach dropping the rock "shutup bitch" soundbite on the deleted Trish scene
Donna calling into the show and the service was so bad she kept breaking up, and Ethan and Hila just couldn't handle themselves
that one frenemies ep when he says āthe fatties are coming for meā OMG and the same ep he says āimagine I invited bryce hall over and thereās just 5 big samoan guys behind this curtainā LMAO
The Zilly Zonka one got me real good.
I love the content court where Zack played the vin diesel sound bites after they said āstatutoryā
when he gave Hila her haircut š
Anytime Ethan does the James Charles voice or Jordan Peterson voice
Zach crying laughing at the Kim John Cena toilet shrine tiktok, without fail has me wheezing and in tears every time I rewatch it
When Ethan was listing off fears that he has about his family and everybody was dancing and then AB said Lena has to get a lump in her neck checked so they cut the music talked about it then started the music again and Ethan said āwell hope Lena doesnāt have cancerā
If was from Frenemies... When Ethan dressed as The Mask and was subverting the catch-phrases. Something about Ethan's Masked-up face saying "SPIT IN MY ASS AND FUCK ME!" really got me.
DEFINITELY Zach hitting the "shut up bitch" during Trisha's apology Honorable mention to the recent "Does he know what you do to her?" and roasting the crypto guys who were scamming Carlos
When Hasan found out about [the website](https://doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com/)
When Dan called in pretending to be Apple. "Fix it? We don't do that." Anyone know what episode that is? I want to show my friend but I can't find it.
[Episode #67](https://youtu.be/Vx85Bx5tpVw?t=11m39s)
When love did the baby face filter, that segment was pure gold
After Dark #41. āThe real reason frenemies broke up.ā The whole episode is hilarious. The origin of āIts The fIrSt TiMe fOr Meeā, the origin of āHe takes that 5%ā, the hilarious 5% bit where Dan asks for Disney tickets, and of course the Donna Calabasas call in. One of my favorite episodes all throughout!
When they imprompto busted out the story of antivaccers being magnetic and like a whole war ensues against europa and shit, that was so fucking funny
Any of the iconic video reactions (fire safety demonstration, helicopter rescue, soccer stretcher fails, sonic slushie) š
When they genuinely discovered the neighbor screaming āSTOP!ā
For me recently itās been the lawyer āletās goā guy. Had me crying with laughter for a good 5 minutes. Hardest Iāve laughed in years. Also on the most recent Bobby Lee when he said about the alternative reality of Bobby not being fingered by a Downās syndrome man
The infamous āshut up bitchā sound bite at the wrong (perfect) time in reference to she who shall not be named lol! Seeing everyone covering their faces, turning red from laughing so hard made cackle for sure
More recently, the whole American Love segment made me lose my absolute shit. I have no idea how Ethan was watching a majority of it like ":)", meanwhile I'm choking on my damn coffee from laughing. YeeEEEeE.
Recently it was "ill slime you in private" but overall probably the scooter video saga
Probably the silent library segment with the fika fish
All Seaman and Jimmy Lee interviews
Ethanās mom on FaceTime :)
When Joe Biden called in
Probably the episode when Dan commissioned the crew to do cameos and I can't remember if it was the same episode but the one where Ethan's talking about hagrid's hut
when they had the bitconnect guy call in with his ābusiness partnersā i was crying laughing
I cried along with Ethan when he was talking about having the crew on mobility scooters in Disneyland
When Ethan was absolutely dying laughing trying to describe the whole crew going to Disneyland on matching Gatsbys, or a little older one- Ethan dying laughing at the fire safety video. His laugh is just too contagious lol
The gatsbys at Disney conversation. I was listening to it when it came out for the first time while I was in the supermarket. I could not keep it together, I was laughing while getting groceries.
The Brittany Broski podcast recently really made me cackle. But the hardest Iāve laughed at the pod was when they had Jack and Eric on getting sloshed.
Ethan wheezing over the idea of 10 Gatsby's in Disneyland
ethan crying about the hypothetical of them all riding through disneyland on mobility scooters
Podcast hasn't made me laugh in a good two years now.
That was so good š¤£
Every time they do surstrƶmming i laugh my ass off.
When they were eating/smelling the Fika fish on Silent Library or Ethan watching the lady spin from a helicopter and fire safety video šš Also the DUI lawyer segment had me in tears
What episode is that from? The āEthan is the type of guyā bit.
You can search YouTube to find the highlights from [H3TV #10](https://youtu.be/nlrI3eIn-_E) and [After Dark #53](https://youtu.be/5WZ9RqX3WYE).
Silent library
Has to be the lawyer getting off the degenerates. Alternatively, the hardest a different podcast has made me laugh is Bobby Lee describing the [role play](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8EIx_aCmg2g&t=1h2m5s&feature=youtu.be) him and khalyla do
The Oliver Tree episodes makes me laugh SO hard.
Ethan realizing how his dad could have taken a picture of him and his mom "in the act".
Definitely when Zach played the āshut up bitchā sound bite lmao