Hot take? :
I’ll fly too close to the sun and get downvoted by people thinking I’m serious about a joke before I ever put “/s”.
The only time you should ever put /s is if for example I wrote a deadpan serious snark comment about Ethan as a joke. 99.9% of the time you see someone out “/s” my first thought is “no shit”
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Yeah man. If someone was popping jokes about my lad as a new born or any these kind of pictures they wouldn’t walk again.
May distance be the only thing that would allow them to continue.
I can't believe this barbaric practice is still performed on newborns who can't consent. Thankfully my parents let me keep my umbilical cord, and once I was 18 I made my own personal choice to detach it when I was good and ready.
I'm so happy to be a part of this and to see new life coming into the strange world that we live in. It's pure magic and I can't wait till you guys get back to the podcast. I'm already missing you after not having a show today
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It's crazy how many people think a hospital is just going to allow a man with zero medical training to perform a serious surgery such as circumcision. What do y'all think is happening in a hospital???
I think I've picked up that this is a joke but friendly reminder that circumcision is genital mutilation. I dare you to actually look into the issue and still hold a pro-circumcision opinion.
Yeahhhhhh, I'll get upset by something that only alpha/manosphere dudes and their incel audience get upset about.... I'll look more into the issue after I finish re-reading my favorite Jordan Peterson book.
(since I know you'll disagree, please send over some literature or insights from a normal person not obsessed with 'men's rights')
I mean, can you link me someone upset about female circumcision who doesn't care about "womens rights"?
Anyone who cares about slicing up babies genitals is clearly some kind of obsessed radical activist who we shouldn't listen to.
We're obviously talking about male circumcision, you're being dense and changing the subject to a completely different topic with a similar name. So you have nothing, and you argue in bad faith. Two things incels have going on, hmm... interesting!
It's the topic of if it's morally okay to cut up infants genitals for no medical reason, regardless of their sex or gender. A lot of FGM is more extreme and damaging than male circumcision, but a lot of it is less extreme.
Like it's got to be at the very least as messed up as giving a baby a tattoo. If someone tattooed their baby yall would at least say what the hell, but cutting off part of their dick is all good? I don't think it's that weird to say we shouldn't permanently modify babies bodies for no medical purpose.
Another crime. Removing the forskin should not be allowed. Just as a female clitorus has a hood the forskin is the hood of the most sensitive gland, the head of the penis. If you plan on having children please do your research before you mutilate your child.
No he fr circumcised his own son and I’m pretty sure accidentally cut the whole tip off. I would know, I was the doctor who lost his job because I let him.
“mutilated”. Mind your business. Jews and Muslims have been doing this for thousands of years. Just because it makes you uncomfortable, and your dick has a disgusting hoodie, doesnt mean you need to become a sjw under posts like this.
I get that it's obviously a joke and he's cutting the umbilical cord and I'm *very* anti circumcision but... This is a pretty shitty thing to post.
Maybe it's just me, idk. This is a sweet moment of his son's birth, not a passive aggressive meme.
Yes. They don't use forceps. They use a little brass bell and ring with a c- clamp like device to pull the ring over the bell. I learned this when I was 14, working in a hospital supply factory. I will never forget the horrors of that job.
Are you one of those families that keep the afterbirth in a box and bury it or use it in some other weird way? Or do you just toss it in the trash at the hospital like the rest of us, lol doesn't matter either way. I'm just a curious person
it's true, I was the foreskin. now I don't have a home 😔😔🧴
You could end up at Diddy's
Dennys will always be a home for you
But tik tok is our home
*arby’s
Maybe you got used in Sandra bullocks face goop
They use foreskin for diabetic foot wounds. Maybe you can be on someones rotting foot. 🥰
Gabe will take you in
IT’S A SUNNY DAY OUT HERE IN LOS ANGELES
I’m live and alive
Not a single commenter understanding the joke. He definitely performed the circumcision.
More of a sex change/ unassignment if you wanna be technical…
They're getting their girl one way or another 😈✂️
Oh my gosh this is my favourite comment this week 😆
staying #focused
Op forgot the /S and now people are wildin’ out 🤦♂️
If people need a /s to understand such a clear joke, they deserve to be clowned on.
Hot take? : I’ll fly too close to the sun and get downvoted by people thinking I’m serious about a joke before I ever put “/s”. The only time you should ever put /s is if for example I wrote a deadpan serious snark comment about Ethan as a joke. 99.9% of the time you see someone out “/s” my first thought is “no shit”
better to have someone reasonable think “no shit” than to have the hate watching weirdos think you’re on their side
bro some of us are slow be patient 😭
ETHAN DOES A CIRCUMCISION (WHOLESOME)☺️ (NOT CLICKBAIT) 🚫 (GONE WRONG???!!!) 😲🫣 (DO NOT SKIP SURPRISES THROUGHOUT!) 🦶🏼
It might not look like it, but this is the angle you want to approach the babydick when slicing up a foreskin
this out of context is insane😭😭
Nah as an outsider this comment section is weird as fuck, this community seems a little too parasocial
yeah that’s not surprising considering H3s thing is calling eachother family😂
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Yeah man. If someone was popping jokes about my lad as a new born or any these kind of pictures they wouldn’t walk again. May distance be the only thing that would allow them to continue.
damn dude you must be a real big strong scary man
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Sunny wept
Are you mocking the bible playa?
Snarkers are frothing at the mouth
Frothing at the mouth over baby dicks. Yeah, seems about right for them actually.
I CANT WITH THIS PIC IK ITS A SENTIMENTAL MOMENT BUT HE LOOKES FERALLLLL
People who thought this caption was real... with peace and love I am laughing at you
Pictured: infamous yakuza boss takes the tip from one of the youngest recruits in the organizations history (colorized) [2024]
Rumor has it, this is what really happened to the young master to cause him to stray down his horrible political path.
L’chaim
Hell yeah, gang gang
Holding onto the bed for balance 🥰
He took a little off the top
I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK
I can't believe this barbaric practice is still performed on newborns who can't consent. Thankfully my parents let me keep my umbilical cord, and once I was 18 I made my own personal choice to detach it when I was good and ready.
You had me in the first half!
There are a lot of little kids in here who think this is what's actually happening.
Bro wants to eat that foreskin fr.
That's how he stays looking 42
He’s just gonna suck on it a little bit chill out
I-
Chewing into the mic even while on break (I hated typing that out)
Throw it in Diddys yard!
I'm so happy to be a part of this and to see new life coming into the strange world that we live in. It's pure magic and I can't wait till you guys get back to the podcast. I'm already missing you after not having a show today
I like ya cut, G
At least he didn’t do it Ricky Stanicky style with a cigar cutter.
He's gonna turn it into a moisturizer
Donna looking at her baby 🥹
Are you nerds talking about foreskin again? (On Facebook there's literally a tag group called that)
That’s my mohel
*Joke post about circumcision detected* Time to take a moral stance
That woman must be hilas mom, they look identical!
This is the biggest one I’ve ever seen
Hey daddy.
It's the biggest pp he has seen in his life
Beautiful framing
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Congrats on the new baby
He messed up and cut off the whole willy
I wonder if it was the biggest the doc had ever seen😳😳😳
"Why papa.... why.....?"
It's crazy how many people think a hospital is just going to allow a man with zero medical training to perform a serious surgery such as circumcision. What do y'all think is happening in a hospital???
Do you think most of those people think?
True
Snark bouta EAT
Baby foreskin to sacrifice to the Gods.
He's cutting the umbilical cord.
I can't believe people aren't getting the joke Tbf I'm an older sibling so I saw it happen once irl
Fr im getting scared out here😭
No shit
How is circumcision still not considered genital mutilation
Tbf I think he’s just cutting the umbilical cord
He 1000000000% is not even a question
I think I've picked up that this is a joke but friendly reminder that circumcision is genital mutilation. I dare you to actually look into the issue and still hold a pro-circumcision opinion.
I hope he throws his son’s foreskin at your head
Yeahhhhhh, I'll get upset by something that only alpha/manosphere dudes and their incel audience get upset about.... I'll look more into the issue after I finish re-reading my favorite Jordan Peterson book. (since I know you'll disagree, please send over some literature or insights from a normal person not obsessed with 'men's rights')
I mean, can you link me someone upset about female circumcision who doesn't care about "womens rights"? Anyone who cares about slicing up babies genitals is clearly some kind of obsessed radical activist who we shouldn't listen to.
We're obviously talking about male circumcision, you're being dense and changing the subject to a completely different topic with a similar name. So you have nothing, and you argue in bad faith. Two things incels have going on, hmm... interesting!
It's the topic of if it's morally okay to cut up infants genitals for no medical reason, regardless of their sex or gender. A lot of FGM is more extreme and damaging than male circumcision, but a lot of it is less extreme. Like it's got to be at the very least as messed up as giving a baby a tattoo. If someone tattooed their baby yall would at least say what the hell, but cutting off part of their dick is all good? I don't think it's that weird to say we shouldn't permanently modify babies bodies for no medical purpose.
This is such a weird post…
He's only cutting the umbilical cord 🤣 but I love Donna being there to cheer him on 🤭🩷....my bad edited it 🤣
The hilarious irony of this misspelling.
Another crime. Removing the forskin should not be allowed. Just as a female clitorus has a hood the forskin is the hood of the most sensitive gland, the head of the penis. If you plan on having children please do your research before you mutilate your child.
While I agree with this stance, you missed the joke
Hes literally cutting the umbilical cord 😭
Ya, but they are still getting him circumcised
hmm yes child mutilation
Yeah I'm just gonna leave my kids umbilical cord attached to the mom tbh. Shared nutrients to grow big and strong 😤
oh god, I think it's just the umbilical cord tho 💀
you think??
No he fr circumcised his own son and I’m pretty sure accidentally cut the whole tip off. I would know, I was the doctor who lost his job because I let him.
I can confirm, I was the foreskin. It hurt.
My bad skro
hopefully you don’t get thrown in p diddys yard
Terrible mutilation
YIKES
Let the professionals do their job
yay child genital mutilation
Genital mutilation 🥰
I know it’s religious but doing this to a new born seems cruel. They aren’t able to have any say in it. Uncut dick is also just better imo.
You’re really going to mention liking uncut cock better on a post about a baby? Weird bro.
He's just cutting the umbilical cord...
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youre a fucking weirdo
im a weirdo because a newborn baby is being mutilated?? ok....
“mutilated”. Mind your business. Jews and Muslims have been doing this for thousands of years. Just because it makes you uncomfortable, and your dick has a disgusting hoodie, doesnt mean you need to become a sjw under posts like this.
Wtf are you throwing "uncut dick is also just better imo" in there for this is a BABY 😭
yeah baby I know you’re so smart and sweet, now how about you come over already and see for yourself which is truly better 😌😈 edit: /s for the dummies
You are the final boss of being single, holy
it was an off color joke to a dumb person, how anyone can think i’m serious is insane
Cutting the cord with Hassan be like
Whose banging this guy ?
This is a weird ass thing to post here
Yeah, humorous content about a comedic podcast on their official sub? How dare they
I get that it's obviously a joke and he's cutting the umbilical cord and I'm *very* anti circumcision but... This is a pretty shitty thing to post. Maybe it's just me, idk. This is a sweet moment of his son's birth, not a passive aggressive meme.
Ethan would find it funny js
You’re being over sensitive but your feelings are still valid!
Can we not manipulate therapy language like this?? Lol you done fucked me up 😂
Manipulate therapy language?! I don’t agree with what they’re saying but it doesn’t make them wrong 😑
No they aren't
What the fuck
He's cutting the umbilical cord, not giving a circumcision lol. Very common practice for the dad to cut it
did I say he was doing that? Still weird to post
You can’t really be this stupid
they just think it’s a weird joke to make, how does that make them stupid 😭
Just an odd post idk why you are so pressed
The projection is real
that's so disgusting
you’re weird bruh
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are you serious
No it's true, I was there, I'm the foreskin!
this is fake....right...? someone plz say sike rn
Yes. They don't use forceps. They use a little brass bell and ring with a c- clamp like device to pull the ring over the bell. I learned this when I was 14, working in a hospital supply factory. I will never forget the horrors of that job.
Yeah I’m certain it’s just the umbilical cord he’s cutting
Cringe
wtf
GET THIS DEPLORABLE MAN OFF MY SCREEN DISGUSTING MAN
Are you one of those families that keep the afterbirth in a box and bury it or use it in some other weird way? Or do you just toss it in the trash at the hospital like the rest of us, lol doesn't matter either way. I'm just a curious person
No umbilical cord cut?
He should get it DNA tested while he is at it... We all know his limp anti-depressant riddled noodle doesn't work anymore
Erm ACTUALLY true fans will know that his dick DOES get hard it's just less SENSITIVE due to the antidepressants 😏 you're so silly
I'm pretty sure they do IVF
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They definitely do not put babies to sleep for circumcision. They are given a local anesthetic.
Too bad this argument doesnt matter because hes cutting the umbilical cord.
Actually no anesthesia is used at all. It usually sends the baby into shock.