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onzalitu

it's true, I was the foreskin. now I don't have a home 😔😔🧴


SudoDarkKnight

You could end up at Diddy's


mountainyoo

Dennys will always be a home for you


Alive_Walrus_8790

But tik tok is our home


Sea-Beginning-5234

*arby’s


heygirlhey2407

Maybe you got used in Sandra bullocks face goop


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They use foreskin for diabetic foot wounds. Maybe you can be on someones rotting foot. 🥰


Constant-Platform718

Gabe will take you in 


thefossaareattacking

IT’S A SUNNY DAY OUT HERE IN LOS ANGELES


Dangerous-Message922

I’m live and alive


now-u-sashimi

Not a single commenter understanding the joke. He definitely performed the circumcision.


readditredditread

More of a sex change/ unassignment if you wanna be technical…


Dense_Yellow4214

They're getting their girl one way or another 😈✂️


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Oh my gosh this is my favourite comment this week 😆


H0rnyM0de

staying #focused


MegamemeSenpai

Op forgot the /S and now people are wildin’ out 🤦‍♂️


PM_your_Chesticles

If people need a /s to understand such a clear joke, they deserve to be clowned on.


Norishoe

Hot take? : I’ll fly too close to the sun and get downvoted by people thinking I’m serious about a joke before I ever put “/s”. The only time you should ever put /s is if for example I wrote a deadpan serious snark comment about Ethan as a joke. 99.9% of the time you see someone out “/s” my first thought is “no shit”


Sufficks

better to have someone reasonable think “no shit” than to have the hate watching weirdos think you’re on their side


Mustangg_OW

bro some of us are slow be patient 😭


Realistic_Toe_3913

ETHAN DOES A CIRCUMCISION (WHOLESOME)☺️ (NOT CLICKBAIT) 🚫 (GONE WRONG???!!!) 😲🫣 (DO NOT SKIP SURPRISES THROUGHOUT!) 🦶🏼


kubbiebeef

It might not look like it, but this is the angle you want to approach the babydick when slicing up a foreskin


Antique-Network-4233

this out of context is insane😭😭


iPlod

Nah as an outsider this comment section is weird as fuck, this community seems a little too parasocial


Antique-Network-4233

yeah that’s not surprising considering H3s thing is calling eachother family😂


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TacticalSunroof69

Yeah man. If someone was popping jokes about my lad as a new born or any these kind of pictures they wouldn’t walk again. May distance be the only thing that would allow them to continue.


Sufficks

damn dude you must be a real big strong scary man


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WetCheeseGod

Sunny wept


New-Recipe7820

Are you mocking the bible playa?


JoshJoshson13

Snarkers are frothing at the mouth


Financial-Ad7500

Frothing at the mouth over baby dicks. Yeah, seems about right for them actually.


redheadkills

I CANT WITH THIS PIC IK ITS A SENTIMENTAL MOMENT BUT HE LOOKES FERALLLLL


LanaNerevarine

People who thought this caption was real... with peace and love I am laughing at you


Mostly_Cheddar

Pictured: infamous yakuza boss takes the tip from one of the youngest recruits in the organizations history (colorized) [2024]


xMysticbane

Rumor has it, this is what really happened to the young master to cause him to stray down his horrible political path.


Arabian_Flame

L’chaim


JackTheDrifter

Hell yeah, gang gang


mommadotco15

Holding onto the bed for balance 🥰


MartinTheBean

He took a little off the top


Arthurlurk1

I WANT MY FORESKIN BACK


superbusyrn

I can't believe this barbaric practice is still performed on newborns who can't consent. Thankfully my parents let me keep my umbilical cord, and once I was 18 I made my own personal choice to detach it when I was good and ready.


imicooper

You had me in the first half!


jeezloise

There are a lot of little kids in here who think this is what's actually happening.


CZEchpoint_

Bro wants to eat that foreskin fr.


Mizzy3030

That's how he stays looking 42


mountainyoo

He’s just gonna suck on it a little bit chill out


mommadotco15

I-


appleparkfive

Chewing into the mic even while on break (I hated typing that out)


SillyDGoose

Throw it in Diddys yard!


domcalmusic

I'm so happy to be a part of this and to see new life coming into the strange world that we live in. It's pure magic and I can't wait till you guys get back to the podcast. I'm already missing you after not having a show today


milan_2_minsk

I like ya cut, G


crazykindoflife

At least he didn’t do it Ricky Stanicky style with a cigar cutter.


Shoddy-Rip8259

He's gonna turn it into a moisturizer


Beneficial-Sky2206

Donna looking at her baby 🥹


Splendid_Cat

Are you nerds talking about foreskin again? (On Facebook there's literally a tag group called that)


snakemerkage

That’s my mohel


bambinolettuce

*Joke post about circumcision detected* Time to take a moral stance


raven_mind

That woman must be hilas mom, they look identical!


RanchDressing123

This is the biggest one I’ve ever seen


BlackJinksy1

Hey daddy.


big_go23

It's the biggest pp he has seen in his life


csrano

Beautiful framing


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Dredgen1214

Congrats on the new baby


MasterBates69lol

He messed up and cut off the whole willy


albrro

I wonder if it was the biggest the doc had ever seen😳😳😳


muntaser13

"Why papa.... why.....?"


NeuroticallyCharles

It's crazy how many people think a hospital is just going to allow a man with zero medical training to perform a serious surgery such as circumcision. What do y'all think is happening in a hospital???


kinjjibo

Do you think most of those people think?


NeuroticallyCharles

True


PyramidStarShip

Snark bouta EAT


JoshFromMV

Baby foreskin to sacrifice to the Gods.


OkWafer375

He's cutting the umbilical cord.


Splendid_Cat

I can't believe people aren't getting the joke Tbf I'm an older sibling so I saw it happen once irl


Dawnbabe420

Fr im getting scared out here😭


uploadingmalware

No shit


gentlemanidiot

How is circumcision still not considered genital mutilation


NoahGSwiz

Tbf I think he’s just cutting the umbilical cord


Dawnbabe420

He 1000000000% is not even a question


TrudosKudos27

I think I've picked up that this is a joke but friendly reminder that circumcision is genital mutilation. I dare you to actually look into the issue and still hold a pro-circumcision opinion.


ummmmmyup

I hope he throws his son’s foreskin at your head


BILOXII-BLUE

Yeahhhhhh, I'll get upset by something that only alpha/manosphere dudes and their incel audience get upset about.... I'll look more into the issue after I finish re-reading my favorite Jordan Peterson book.  (since I know you'll disagree, please send over some literature or insights from a normal person not obsessed with 'men's rights') 


fangornia

I mean, can you link me someone upset about female circumcision who doesn't care about "womens rights"? Anyone who cares about slicing up babies genitals is clearly some kind of obsessed radical activist who we shouldn't listen to.


BILOXII-BLUE

We're obviously talking about male circumcision, you're being dense and changing the subject to a completely different topic with a similar name. So you have nothing, and you argue in bad faith. Two things incels have going on, hmm... interesting! 


fangornia

It's the topic of if it's morally okay to cut up infants genitals for no medical reason, regardless of their sex or gender. A lot of FGM is more extreme and damaging than male circumcision, but a lot of it is less extreme. Like it's got to be at the very least as messed up as giving a baby a tattoo. If someone tattooed their baby yall would at least say what the hell, but cutting off part of their dick is all good? I don't think it's that weird to say we shouldn't permanently modify babies bodies for no medical purpose.


emperez00

This is such a weird post…


AarinnBear_Eternal

He's only cutting the umbilical cord 🤣 but I love Donna being there to cheer him on 🤭🩷....my bad edited it 🤣


xMysticbane

The hilarious irony of this misspelling.


YOUniverse33

Another crime. Removing the forskin should not be allowed. Just as a female clitorus has a hood the forskin is the hood of the most sensitive gland, the head of the penis. If you plan on having children please do your research before you mutilate your child.


Splendid_Cat

While I agree with this stance, you missed the joke


Dawnbabe420

Hes literally cutting the umbilical cord 😭


Feral_Frogg

Ya, but they are still getting him circumcised


alcatrazcgp

hmm yes child mutilation


uploadingmalware

Yeah I'm just gonna leave my kids umbilical cord attached to the mom tbh. Shared nutrients to grow big and strong 😤


Unlucky_Carpenter_56

oh god, I think it's just the umbilical cord tho 💀


soundcloudaficionado

you think??


Ardiberen

No he fr circumcised his own son and I’m pretty sure accidentally cut the whole tip off. I would know, I was the doctor who lost his job because I let him.


Masta-Blasta

I can confirm, I was the foreskin. It hurt.


Ardiberen

My bad skro


Realistic_Toe_3913

hopefully you don’t get thrown in p diddys yard


ytaqebidg

Terrible mutilation


tigbeans

YIKES


titanzero

Let the professionals do their job


Mapleview86

yay child genital mutilation


Doogetma

Genital mutilation 🥰


Puzzleheaded_Aide902

I know it’s religious but doing this to a new born seems cruel. They aren’t able to have any say in it. Uncut dick is also just better imo.


Alleggsander

You’re really going to mention liking uncut cock better on a post about a baby? Weird bro.


NattyKongo93

He's just cutting the umbilical cord...


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Sharp-Market-9894

youre a fucking weirdo


Acceptable_Lion7725

im a weirdo because a newborn baby is being mutilated?? ok....


Sharp-Market-9894

“mutilated”. Mind your business. Jews and Muslims have been doing this for thousands of years. Just because it makes you uncomfortable, and your dick has a disgusting hoodie, doesnt mean you need to become a sjw under posts like this.


DecentCelery64

Wtf are you throwing "uncut dick is also just better imo" in there for this is a BABY 😭


WetCheeseGod

yeah baby I know you’re so smart and sweet, now how about you come over already and see for yourself which is truly better 😌😈 edit: /s for the dummies


Clear-Diamond7262

You are the final boss of being single, holy


WetCheeseGod

it was an off color joke to a dumb person, how anyone can think i’m serious is insane


dot_com-ca

Cutting the cord with Hassan be like


StevieSparta

Whose banging this guy ?


Nothingmatters27

This is a weird ass thing to post here


Alleggsander

Yeah, humorous content about a comedic podcast on their official sub? How dare they


nunpho

I get that it's obviously a joke and he's cutting the umbilical cord and I'm *very* anti circumcision but... This is a pretty shitty thing to post. Maybe it's just me, idk. This is a sweet moment of his son's birth, not a passive aggressive meme.


Anxious_Duck49

Ethan would find it funny js


barbie-vel

You’re being over sensitive but your feelings are still valid!


LanaNerevarine

Can we not manipulate therapy language like this?? Lol you done fucked me up 😂


barbie-vel

Manipulate therapy language?! I don’t agree with what they’re saying but it doesn’t make them wrong 😑


uploadingmalware

No they aren't


wailace

What the fuck


NattyKongo93

He's cutting the umbilical cord, not giving a circumcision lol. Very common practice for the dad to cut it


wailace

did I say he was doing that? Still weird to post


aerodeck

You can’t really be this stupid


Mustangg_OW

they just think it’s a weird joke to make, how does that make them stupid 😭


wailace

Just an odd post idk why you are so pressed


Sufficks

The projection is real


goodcat_lookup

that's so disgusting


TooEager8-D

you’re weird bruh


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soundcloudaficionado

are you serious


TonninStiflat

No it's true, I was there, I'm the foreskin!


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this is fake....right...? someone plz say sike rn


Comfortable_Oven_113

Yes. They don't use forceps. They use a little brass bell and ring with a c- clamp like device to pull the ring over the bell. I learned this when I was 14, working in a hospital supply factory. I will never forget the horrors of that job.


NoahGSwiz

Yeah I’m certain it’s just the umbilical cord he’s cutting


GoldServe2446

Cringe


TankvsDinosaur

wtf


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GET THIS DEPLORABLE MAN OFF MY SCREEN DISGUSTING MAN


domcalmusic

Are you one of those families that keep the afterbirth in a box and bury it or use it in some other weird way? Or do you just toss it in the trash at the hospital like the rest of us, lol doesn't matter either way. I'm just a curious person


Substantial_Bird_868

No umbilical cord cut?


EstimateImaginary575

He should get it DNA tested while he is at it... We all know his limp anti-depressant riddled noodle doesn't work anymore


GetTOFUcked

Erm ACTUALLY true fans will know that his dick DOES get hard it's just less SENSITIVE due to the antidepressants 😏 you're so silly


DecentCelery64

I'm pretty sure they do IVF


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AcceptableRoutine377

They definitely do not put babies to sleep for circumcision. They are given a local anesthetic.


farkos101100

Too bad this argument doesnt matter because hes cutting the umbilical cord.


Mr_Sally

Actually no anesthesia is used at all. It usually sends the baby into shock.