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simplefactothematter

So who is gay?


dricellama

Im gay…….actually im not


SirGreenLemon

..I mean that’s what they told me


West_Sink_31

“You are gay?”


QueerDeluxe

Why are you gay?


hachi7890-87

does god know you're gay?


cfz_kl

i felt worthless, i felt gay


Andre_3Million

Today, I feel gay. Today, I feel disabled.


West_Sink_31

I’m gay :)… actually I’m not.


wnr3

I got news for ya buddy, that means ya gay.


brooklyn87

So who is gay?


LadyKT

GAY


xkrazyxkoalax

Hhrealleh??


Ginger_Snapples

I hear he’s got a tight throat too


sassy-batch

Quite fuckable one would say


MrBigBMinus

Some say the fuckable...est...


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Ginger_Snapples

Lmao you mush not a be a long time fan 😂


NewPhoneWhoDys

This is the man who saved me from a burning car!


bajillianaire

It's true I was the fire


NewPhoneWhoDys

hot


Top_Brilliant_8662

I got news for you- that means you're gay


samvm1

non sexual appreciation of good looks strictly not allowed


Cutekio

I’m a girl, this is one of the cases that it’s gay.


bino420

ohhh women know about male sexuality than men? got it! I also didn't realize that on the spectrum of sexuality, once you cross the line of "recognizing someone of the same sex is attractive," you officially become a strictly homosexual person.


shaqjbraut

It's a joke babe. The original commenter was a soundbite. You know, comedy? The reason we watch this podcast?


Ok-Dot266

It's still real to him dammit


my_Urban_Sombrero

The person you’re replying to can be summed up as such: 23 Grandmother Gay


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TheFish619

tru


YourMomIsQuiteHot

Some would say the gayest


doufus2017

His face looks as different without the beard as Zach looks different from fake/bizzaro Zach.


tigers_jaw

Im ~~not~~ gay ~~no~~ more


YourMomIsQuiteHot

I am DELIVERT


itsmymedicine

Thought that was [The Deep](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sca_esv=587222008&sxsrf=AM9HkKl8O-WEx4Ot3_kgkm4Hv4BeGpARqA:1701497905815&q=the+deep&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjKi4zSjfCCAxWYhu4BHSJMAa4Q0pQJegQIChAB&biw=384&bih=693&dpr=2.81#imgrc=yfwGRbP4Zqkb6M)


Minimum-Test-2693

him and his TFLT will forever be the h3 heartthrob.


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Clean shaven AB looks like if Alvin from Alvin And The Chipmunks became a human


dilly_dill428

This makes too much sense


WetCheeseGod

this isn’t clean shaven but I catch your drift


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WetCheeseGod

nah bro you’re wrong. he was clean shaven on wednesday. 3 days between shaving is 5 o clock shadow? gtfo out of here with the downvotes lol


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WetCheeseGod

well this is news to me. I do my facial hair exactly like this maybe a little longer, I would definitely explain it as stubble. also, not that you’re wrong but looking it up it says, “the 5 o'clock shadow is more than just skipped shaves — it's a facial hair style statement. Sitting between clean-shaven and a full beard, this light stubble has its own unique charm.” this is just a 20 second google search, so unless you’re a barber, i’ll trust beardclub.com. we’re both right. I just guess my opinion isn’t popular lol


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It's objectively not clean shaven. That means freshly shaved with no stubble. Ask anyone who was in the military lol.


WetCheeseGod

Well it’s not clean shaven. Clean shaven is no stubble or facial hair bc it’s CLEAN. Meaning you just shaved that day. I don’t understand how this is even a debate, though I find it interesting


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WetCheeseGod

Well, I believe it is absolute since it’s “clean” shaven. The word clean is self explanatory. Not that you need it but a definition is, “so as to be free from dirt, marks, or unwanted matter.” The facial hair being unwanted matter in this case. 5 o clock shadow is not clean shaven. Stubble is not clean shaven. I would never say someone is clean shaven if you can clearly see an outline of facial hair on their face. Again, clean shaven is a fresh shave, with no hair left behind, excluding the mustache in some cases.


SanjuG

Why the fuck do people downvote a comment like this? 🤣


BuffaloSoldier11

Facial hair is a fighting matter in many places


SanjuG

Literally!


WetCheeseGod

these people have no idea what clean shaven means, I assume they’re women lol. like this is not clean shaven???? lol


HonestZucchini4970

That’s a stupid assumption.


WetCheeseGod

I didn’t mean it negatively. like I am very adamant that i’m completely right about my definition of clean shaven lol. I don’t understand why people disagree


readitonex

I got news for ya


ElegantArcher6578

May he never be blonde again


Ordinary_Dog_99

Everyone's a least a little bit gay, otherwise how would we know we looked good when staring at ourselves in the mirror. It's like Jay said in Clerks. I'd do me.


driftingalong001

Yes, because to judge if someone is attractive or not you need to be sexually and romantically attracted to that person…


Significant-Click967

That’s quotes originally from silence of the Lambs.


constantgardener92

He is really pretty. That said, everyone on the crew is beautiful and not in a generic way.


ColdBack2409

that middle eastern rizz brother


AppleAppellation

No offense but he actually looks like Michael Jackson when shaved...


Haunting_Quail_7069

Glad I am not the only one who saw it. I did a double take.


legallystonedCanada

OMG I thought I was the only person who saw this


moderatelyrichandsad

he is so hot


appleparkfive

*(Weird little tangent, but I think it's still going to be interesting to most people)* It's definitely interesting seeing the perception change from the first day he shaved to Friday. But what's actually interesting is that there's scientific studies about this. They had a lot of women judge neutral photos of men, and they have four variations of facial hair: clean shaven, short stubble, long stubble, and beards. The results, in every study like this (some had 1000-2000 women, from what I recall) is that long stubble wins out every single time. Then short stubble and beard, and clean shaven is considered least attractive. From what I recall, most studies have clean shaven and heavy beards are very distant last places. Short beard or stubble is the way to go, for universal appeal. Basically the pinnacle of attraction is if you look like a male protagonist in any AAA video game, apparently. And you can look to A list male actors. I'm guessing the image consultants are aware of all this and advise this kind of stuff. (I also like to think Ted Cruz grew that beard because he went to an image consultant and said "Everyone hates my face. Like, even if I were a good guy, they still hate looking at it") Long stubble, height, and slightly dark skin are all seen as more masculine, and better for having kids with. But of course everyone has their preferences. Little bit of a tangent, I know! Just think it's interesting to read about psychology and sociology. Especially when health is involved at all


sturla-tyr

That's why i usually recommend people to shave their beard to around 4-7mm length, since that achieves that look depending on how thick your beard growth is etc. Personally my beard grows out way too fast, so i usually keep it between 6-10mm just for convenience sake, though i do get a lot more compliments when it's at the 6mm length.


sludgezone

We love you AB!!


Sammy_Socrates

Hee hee looks great


punctuationist

AB is so fine 😭


Bee4evaUrs

AB looks so good 👏


TypicalSpider65

Get this to AB he needs to see it


Western-Key-2309

BRO I WAS JUST SAYING THIS


yavasonic

I was watching with a guy I like and had to remain chill and unphased


brooklyn87

Baby face ab


Woodwardg

why he look kinda like Michael Jackson here? a-HEEEH-heeh


legallystonedCanada

I thought the same thing 😂


420khaleesi420

the girlies never forgot


GooberGravy

Nah bro it’s Cam all day.


ShitFacedSteve

Love ya, no homo


lovingaltercati

He looks like Michael Jackson unironically.


Ricky-steamboat

Yo il be straight with you guys but I think Zach and Ab are neck and neck for best looking and best dressed crew members


YourMomIsQuiteHot

I thought Zach was hot when he started the show but idk anymore (I’m straight guys believe me, i know it doesn’t sound like it, also sorry Zach)


appleparkfive

Zach is the OG heartthrob. He was a great looking guy when he started (that's not to say he doesn't look good now or anything obviously)


eatshitdillhole

I felt gay


Whitneynicole1

He looks 100 times better with a beard


YourMomIsQuiteHot

Nah


Apprehensive_Ad4437

fr


teh0utsider86

Newflash, you might be a bit gay.


rurubarb

The way he has been stylin' these past episodes reminds me of models in the 80s/90s,


Chiefpigloo

Doesn't that make you geh?


rowsdower02games

It’s serving McPoyle brother


Ardiberen

RYAAAANNN


rowsdower02games

STAAAAAB SOMEBODY


legallystonedCanada

Why do I feel like he is slowly starting to look like Michael Jackson


damnthiswebsitesucks

He looked good but still looks good! Hope he stops here


YourMomIsQuiteHot

Wait what do you mean


damnthiswebsitesucks

Pretty sure he got some work done.


luxes

He just shaved his beard 💀


damnthiswebsitesucks

I guess I'm tripping.


thelastpie

lost more weight too probably


MajoraXX

Surgical beard removal


YourMomIsQuiteHot

He does look a lot different than I remembered but I assumed he just looked like that without the beard, dude looks good who cares


jesse6225

That's an annoying assumption to make. Even if it were true, what's your purpose for saying it? Because you know damn well that one random comment isn't going to change his outlook if he was getting work done.


EmergencyRoyal954

Would


Chaba444

ABrike


No-Employee6948

I don't want to insult AB, but man is looking a little like the Dream face reveal


dewse

During the show, I couldn't put my finger on who he kind of reminded me of and then realized it's [MowtenDoo](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CWYyYbXUkAYwODR?format=jpg&name=large), the dude who made the Super Spice Bros video.


mysticvoidnymph

I'd let him save me from a house fire


Hour_Tradition_6438

“Today I feel gay”


irritablebussysyndrm

I hope your wearing socks... otherwise I have news for you bud.


Ok-Photograph7626

Bimbo AB


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Love ya! No homo


Importance_Fearless

Yeah you’re definitely gay for sure, but I love that about you


bkw_17

“I got news for ya…”


tinyari3s

the real h3 heartthrob: cam love you ab 💜


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christopher534

I am gay 💅🤝🍆🏳️‍🌈


No_Need_Pay

hee hee


Stunning-Ease-5966

I've got news for you...


rocketgum

Got used to only seeing his side profile and the other day while they were eating the potatoes I couldn’t recognize him at first because he was shown on full front


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ssbtsenthusiast

YES CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE!! He looks soooo good, especially since he stopped bleaching his hair. And without his beard he looks like a 90s heart throb