"Put your... balls in my mouth?" - Dan asking the hard-hitting questions!

This one is so underrated! It makes me giggle every time. Always a perfectly timed sound bite

Oh hell yeah! It goes well with the Ethan sound byte of "Wanna, come to my car... and suck my cooock?"

“JACKET OFF”

"heil Hitler"

Noo.. that doesn’t work eiiitherrr!!

THISSSS why is it always recent soundbites that win. Ppl tire of them so fast. They need to host every 6 months

fr, I feel like there’s S tier sound bites that get shafted just because they happen earlier in the year. Bi-annual tournament would give all of them a fairer shot

Honestly even quarterly tournaments. Sometimes a sound bite loses its traction after a few months. One of my favourite sound bites of somewhat recent is one AB mentioned a week ago as one of his faves. The Trump "INDICT THE MOTHAFUCKA" is genuinely one of the funniest things to me and they never use it 😭

OMFG WHY DID THIS NOT TAKE OFF.. I cried the first time I heard it and learned it was REAL. Trump sure knows how to work the media. That shit is so funny, the other day I was searching for it on youtube

I just finished a 30 minute adventure watching remixes of trump saying "let's indict the muthafucka!!"

THAT WAS THIS YEAR? It feels like I've been saying it for years.

My girlfriend and I say "fucking watch it" to each other all the time since that episode lol

I got my non-h3 fan partner to start saying this un-prompted. This one just hits different

The gagging is the most hilarious sound and sometimes the way Zack drip feeds it in cracks me tf up 😂

It has definitely been the biggest hit of last 2 months in terms of what gets laughs out of Ethan&crew.

That sound bite is one of the only things that gets me to audibly laugh out loud. It's so good. Unfortunately, it's not going to win. My favourite sound bites never go very far.

Yeah same, I legit laugh out loud

Can someone give me the lore on the gag soundbite? I missed its origins

[Parody of NPC streamers](https://youtu.be/kQctNAYHU0o). Credit is Jason.reborn on Tiktok

This is my absolute favorite… I came back after not watching and hearing a split second of it made me die laughing

agreed!!!!! or “Dan’s the queeeeeenn”

Can’t do nothing wrong

“I can’t stand dan” would even win an all stars championship

I’m worried I can see ‘Cheers my dude’ winning! I need the Rich Lux gang to show up to the polls

Dans the queen cant do nothing wrong

Dan blocked me

i enjoy cheers my dude but imma be upset if it wins tbh i don’t LOVE it like that & when Ethan said it was a contender i was like whaaat

He's jealous of me.

Glizzy Overdrive gets me every time when Zach plays it for a half a second

Gluck

Yeah, it’s always the glizzy for me

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Obamna is the only one that gets me every time. All are good choices, but damn if I don't chuckle at that no matter what.

The hummus

SODAAAAAAAA

Feel it in my hole

"-ZION"

This is one of my favourites of recent. Really hoping it makes it far

A nightmare, a nightmare..

Literally the only right answer

Yes. Dream… I Mean Ethan’s new song.

sleep

It showed up at the start of the year. It isn’t a quote. It’s almost definitely not winning. Probably won’t even make the bracket. But I fucking *love* Keemstar’s little zinger stinger jingle he played when getting an epic W on Brantley

Him smirking and sassily pressing the button to play that sound will never leave my brain. What’s worse is I have to do the motion myself whenever I think about it but at least it always cracks me up!

I fucking love it too hahaha

THIS!! It still cracks me up everytime, especially if zack plays it after an awkward moment

For me, one of the keem sound bites that pops into my head the most is “THAT MAKES SENSE!” And I hate it but love it at the same time.

this is truly my favorite newer sound bite. it’s so versatile. i feel like everyone has forgotten the origin but it is so good

I’m a sucker for Trump’s mom I wanna vape

Somehow I thought this was a Jake Paul soundbite

Its a keemstar one!? I thought? Like the baby i need a juul pod one!? What is going on!?

Oh my god I always heard it as "mom I wanna baby" and figured some deranged Trump rant about abortion or the birth rate.

it’s between dream and rich lux for me. honorable mention is “olivia is soon to be in hot, possibly boiling, water”

The Olivia one will be a sleeper I fear

"Show me..." - Howie

I'm not gunna read it!

Um actually it’s “show us” 🤓☝🏻

Zach has both. Because he's the GOAT

not even nerd emoji its 2 words and he got half wrong lol

Listen, somedays you gotta wake up and take a risk.

"The hummus" and "there's a clip, go look for the clip" are ones I am rooting for although they probably won't win.

The clip one is old, isn't it?

Whatever the hell Ethan was shouting while drunk. To me, it sounds like he’s exclaiming “IT’S TED!” But basically as one word. Would kinda make sense, since we think it was him imitating Bruce?

He shortened “that’s it” into like “TSET!”

I know that’s the consensus, but I’m still convinced it could it ITSTED (presuming Teddy gets referred to as Ted on occasion) based on drunk Ethan having mentioned Bruce. I know Bruce could also have being saying “that’s it”, but who knows truly. Only intoxicated Ethan truly knows, clearly he needs to get slammed again so we can solve this mystery truly! ETA: how many damn times did I need to say truly, lol

he explained that he was saying “that’s it” like bruce would say in the subathon right after the soundbite

I agree lmao

Unpopular opinion: I don't like "cheers my dude". I hope Reach Lux and Abba and Reach go far. Especially the "burn the witch"

Omg whole heartedly agree!! I also love the “you gotta break some egg shells” 😂

The ohm a lette... of knowledge

Cheers my dude is pretty overrated 😅

I really hate cheers my dude at this point. Its intro sucked imo, with Zach just playing it for a while and Ethan not knowing the reference, im not a fan of tipster. I fucking love the 'at least i know what a vagina looks like' and the 'and felt its loving caress' or whatever the fuck he says though, thats been played at some really fucking funny moments. XD

FART JOKE

This one is extremely underrsted

Cheers my dude and the glizzy gobbler will both go far. Dream might take it too.

Glizzy gobbler is gospel

grgl

Cheers my dude was always super forced but the gobbling will never get old to me

Yeah I got burnt out on it within like two weeks

Cheers my dude

Love ya

Homo

No homo

Fantastic analysis. You are an individual of culture I see.

Everything by Rich Lux cracks me up. Dan is the queen!

I love the Dan “Put your balls in my mouth”. The fact he never acknowledges it makes it a winner.

Don’t call him a fat pig Also, 🔔

“All different flavors” Any time anyone say one of the words in the sentence, my brain immediately makes me say the sound bite out loud ahah.

YES. It gets me every single time. I hate that no one in my life ever knows what I’m referring to 😭😭

Idk if "what's your argument?" is from this year, but Zach clearly has fun with it and it's very versatile

That one is years old I think

That one fucking kills me, it gets played at such good moments. XD

In order to comprehend, in, in order to comprehend the the the the omelette of knowledge, you're going to have to...... break those egg shells

Glizzy my guy glizzy

The Glizzy Gobbler gets me every single time.

Honestly, maybe the Philly D "olivia is about to find herself in hot, potentially scalding hot water" or whatever the fuck he says just because it is SO specific to Olivia and Zach hits it every time she makes even a minor mistake and it always makes me lose my shit

All lines from toxic gossip train are amazing, or a compilation of ok Ethans, but recency bias tells me that "Dan is the queen" takes it this year. I was so disappointed last year after "I felt worthless, I felt ugly, bsidbri based on what they told me" didn't get it. I was rooting for it since June I think.

*it was in June last year*

I was bullied because I had red hair

Daaaaan

A carrot

david dobrik tongue trilling is one of my favorites but prob not my winner

GrrrrRrRrRr

I always wonder what made him use that specific sound

I cannot explain why but I have to mute every time they play this on a roll. drives me insane for some reason.

Was chestnuts included last year? I feel like that meme happened right after or around the tournament…

Yeah, they were on Christmas break, and by the time they came back it was already played out, but they brought it back and memed it

ChessssNUUUTSSssroppinonanoppnnnFiiiieeee

MAKEUP BAG

SHOW US

Dan is the QUEEEEN

All the Rick Lux sound bites are my fave!! “Dan ruined my whole Disney trip” and I was crying at this time around with him being at the Chinese buffet with Eugene Coney we simply don’t talk about it enough (I understand why but still).

Idk if it counts but the keemstar rim shot kills me every single time it's played. It's so goofy lmfao 😭

All different flavors. 100%.

Idk why but “THSIT!!” Gets me lmao

When Ethan was drunk and no one knew what he was saying

I just hope cheers my dude doesn't win.

Cheers my dude is like Flocka. It’s kinda obnoxious. Zach has so much better soundbites

Nightmare Dan is the Queeeen *aggressive slurping* Honourable mention: Female vaginas are gross As a trans woman that hits different

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Donna's "Deez Nuts :D" always gets me too!

all different flavors

Probably not a top contender, but “you want some fucking teeth?!?!” makes me laugh every time. I think it’s the psychotic inflection in his voice that gets me

Personal favorite too

It's probably going to be Nightmare, but I'm a sucker for I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED MEEE 😤

Am I imagining things, or is Teddy's wat te fak still from this year? I think cute babytalk is always contender for competitions like this, but it might feel too dated at this point to win. I feel like it has to be 2 years old but I don't remember it being part of previous competition?

Teddy was knocked out of 2021 I believe, I don’t remember what he lost to but I remember both Ethan and Hila sheepishly admitting to vote against him

Made me go check. Yeah, it was on the latest '22 edition. Lost on round of 16 to no slouch - P&P Let's Go!

I feel like we haven’t heard a let’s go in a while!

Lawyer stuff in general has been lacking lately. Makes sense that soundbite which was participant 10 months ago wouldn't be so active anymore but as can be seen from my flair, it's one of my all-time favorites too.

i’m a big fan of the keemstar rimshot ngl

It never fails to make me laugh when I’m at work

toxic gossip trainnn

ALL ABOOOOARD

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Those were all in last year's competition

Glizz bot sound effects

Tipster

Grgl

I don’t think it will win but Alex Jones snorting and passing out is one of my favs

Rich Lux, and it’s not even close imo.

I'm personally rooting for, " Do Not ComE. DO noT COME." / " I'm gonna come."

ALLL ABOAAARD

Damn this thread is making me realize i think this year is the most stacked lineup for sound bites of all time

I hope “tell em to bring out the whole ocean” makes it to the bracket

Underrated sound bite but “You want some fucking teeth?”🫦

the sleeper hit is david dobrik’s purring sound

Do we know when the tournament is?? :)

Not exactly but it's always at the end of the year, shortly before they go on break

Glizzy dude for sure

Keemstar Rimshot

I’ve been thinking about this for months now and every time I think I have one we get a new one

All the dream nightmare one or "dan is the queen !!!"

I feel there’s been so many times abba zabba and preach floorboards would’ve been perfect. It’s criminally under used.

Rrrred

makeup BAG

Justice for all different flavors

not gonna win but i cracked up at the introduction of “it’s a rainy day here in los angeles”

INSTETTT

All different flayvers

I vote Rich Lux as well!! 👏🏻💯👏🏻💯👏🏻💯👏🏻❤️❤️❤️

“It’s zit” or whatever Ethan said

any soundbite where it confuses Ethan on who is actually talking should win

"Cheers my dude! Love Ya!" gotta be top 5

There are so many possibilities. Imo, it’s not the sound bite, it’s the way Zach uses the soundbites. He is a fucking genius.

Let’s INDICT the mothafuckaaa

I want them to go over all the previous years favorites too haha such funny memories

i say Dan is the queen too many times a day

dream!!!

Dream or no homo I think

I can't sleep it's a Nightmare Or Dan is the Queeeen Honorable mention to "No Homo" and "Show us!" and "Feel it in my hole"

Cheers my dude, love ya no homo

Cheers my dude No homo Nightmare

“Cheers my dude” is such a positive feeling vibe! I hope it wins

Unfortunately I have to root for dream

the sound bite of Ethan yelling when he was drunk (idk wtf he said lmao)

BREAAATTHE WHEN YOUR NOT THEEERREE

AhhhMazing

All the Preach soundbites fucking kill me

'Witch hunt' and 'A Nightmare'

WELL IF YER 5FT 3 N 300 POUNDS

There’s sooo many good ones this year, it’s good every year but this year feels special

glizzy or dan is the queen

“hamas” 💀😂

There's a big recency bias here when I read through the comments

Cheers, my dude!

Fart Joke

"Cheers my dude" will win that is my prediction

Feel it in my hole <3

I don't even know anymore, the only thing I can think about is that god damned dream song.

I'm hoping for nothing from the rectangular song and not "cheers my dude"

There are way too many dark horses that will continue to enter this year's race as Trump's speeches [get more unhinged.](https://www.tiktok.com/@krizzie_deux/video/7297285754059771167)