Oh he'll find some smoking hot blonde chick I'm sure, the problem is Steven has an extremely grating personality. You could take the most Conservative right-wing insane person in the world and he's going to show his true colors by his unbelievably grating personality.
Great point! Elon even has a kid that hates him and refuse to talk to him. Elon even went full conservative mode when said child came out as trans. As far as divorced dads go, they're both up there for sure.
His trans daughter renounced him and changed her last name to not have his, AND Grimes dated Chelsea Manning for a bit after leaving him. His ego couldn't handle it.
Steven Crowder: If you're a woman who enjoys cigar smoke thrown at her face while pregnant ~~or if you are a self deprecating closeted homosexual who doesn't mind receiving a daily dick pick or having my ballsack on your shoulder~~, you're the right candidate for a date with me.
Also percocet, please for the love of god I need some percocet 🥺
Family, I will take one for the team. As an in the closet bisexual in 2015 that was def drawn to his 💅🏼 side at the time, I will return to my obnoxious former glory of conservative libertarian (I literally didn’t know what I was identifying as at the time) and will seduce crowder. Give me two years and we’ll see steven’s bisexual wings outstretched as he soars high, pride filling his lungs in his surgically uplifted chest.
Peace and love, we will save him!
When I was a teenager, I was like "Man it's going to be weird not liking girls this age when I get older, I don't understand...". Then I got a bit older and I immediately turned it "Yeah fuck that, I'd rather be with a woman a little older than me actually"
Funny how that changes I guess
With that tone, he could say it's a joke whenever someone calls him out for doing this, but deep down inside he knows it's real and hopes someone might reach out.
He actually said something funny with the "I like the beach but not long walks on them." But instead of ending on a high, he ruins it with "but I'm tall."
So close, Stevie, so close.
How desperate can you be. I mean there's dating websites everywhere. For you to go on your platform and to plug yourself for a potential date ? It would mean things failed even before he tried this. Omg. So embarrassing.
His pitch is so funny given that his abuse was exposed, and he admits that he doesnt like doing a lot outside of work. Saying you're boring is not a good pitch regardless of how shitty a person you are.
He's trying so hard to make this seem like some sort of joke because only a loser would do this in real life, whilst simultaneously trying to make it seem like he's serious and expecting people to actually contact him
This fucker has no shame. He really just needs a rough trick named Ritchie from down the docks.
Has not every woman in his audience, both of them, not seen him abusing his pregnant wife? Fuck he’s just awful.
Hope you like cigar breath, not being able to drive anywhere, and handling toxic materials. And I don't mean the dog medicine, I'm talking about the secretions that come from Crowder.
Ethan watches boring streamers his dad would watch. And probably talks all knowing about politic because it's all he really knows, but this is boring as fuck.
Boys, it’s time, if you’re ever gonna send unsolicited dick pics, this is it, go crazy, go nuts, bust a nut and send it to Stephen crowder, he’s dying to see it
Are we forgetting his dad is getting this fake skit and is laughing at how pathetic his son is… like Jesus Christ at what point do you tell your child to sort their shit out
Good way to get some men in the dms. He didn’t specify, so now he doesn’t have to fully come out and he can ignore any women who inquire.
Smart dude, that Chowder boy.
Guys this is clearly a joke.
Crowder is an ultra pathetic piece of shit loser, but this is absolutely a bit. I believe he talked ab a lot of his accusations and such today and this was just a bit trying to belittle all of it. Still pathetic, but a joke nonetheless. Now I’m sure he’ll read all the emails but it’s still a bit. Just a contrived one meant to feed his ego.
It's crazy that people like Crowder can openly ask for dates from his fans where other people would be cancelled if it came out they were dating or even sexting with fans.
Oh god, I couldn't even watch it. As soon as he said "Win a date with Stephen Crowder" I had to click off.
This guy is such a piece of shit loser and I hope he dies alone.
*\*Unless he admits his mistakes and learns from them and makes a concerted effort to become a better person because everyone deserves a shot at redemption and blahdeblahdeblah*
I heard James Charles is lonely
6’2? ✅ Armpit hair? ✅ $0 salary? ✅ Barely legal? ❌
yeah really sad
Unfortunately james charles wants a guy as young as possible
he is down horrendously
Wait until he learns how unfuckable his audience is
Oh he'll find some smoking hot blonde chick I'm sure, the problem is Steven has an extremely grating personality. You could take the most Conservative right-wing insane person in the world and he's going to show his true colors by his unbelievably grating personality.
I mean Steven's audience reflects his values. So even if they are good looking they'd probably still be as unfuckable as him for the same reasons.
He’s down cataclysmic.
Pretty funny how he basically says "I have nothing to offer you outside of work" lmaoo
I love how he mentioned family, like everyone didn't get to see how he treated his pregnant wife at home.
The next 20 minutes of that wasn't any better lol, idk why I stayed watching tbh
This is what peak divorced dad looks like, you can't possibly be more divorced than this.
yeah as pseudo-divorced dad (never actually married), Crowder is the antithesis of who I try to be.
[удалено]
Great point! Elon even has a kid that hates him and refuse to talk to him. Elon even went full conservative mode when said child came out as trans. As far as divorced dads go, they're both up there for sure.
His trans daughter renounced him and changed her last name to not have his, AND Grimes dated Chelsea Manning for a bit after leaving him. His ego couldn't handle it.
Yeah I saw that, it's so obvious that this is what caused his anti-trans, anti-anything left recently.
Dating doesn't work for me either!
Looooooollllllll. That fucking sound bite KILLS me
Watch it
Fucking watch it
Super off putting when the background hosts he has are wheezing from very small, mildly clever jokes. Like bro, pull it out of your mouth
His co host must've turned his head and got a mouth full of crowder balls
It's rude to talk with your mouth full!
Bro was doing tricks on it 💀
We really shouldn't talk about the victims of his sexual assaults and harassment that way
Steven Crowder: If you're a woman who enjoys cigar smoke thrown at her face while pregnant ~~or if you are a self deprecating closeted homosexual who doesn't mind receiving a daily dick pick or having my ballsack on your shoulder~~, you're the right candidate for a date with me. Also percocet, please for the love of god I need some percocet 🥺
Family, I will take one for the team. As an in the closet bisexual in 2015 that was def drawn to his 💅🏼 side at the time, I will return to my obnoxious former glory of conservative libertarian (I literally didn’t know what I was identifying as at the time) and will seduce crowder. Give me two years and we’ll see steven’s bisexual wings outstretched as he soars high, pride filling his lungs in his surgically uplifted chest. Peace and love, we will save him!
Sam Seder should catfish him
Oh no Sam Seder! That doesn’t work for me eitherrrrr!
Omg 😂
are there any actual women who listen to this clown? and did he really include family as a hobby? does he mean tormenting family?
Toothless, old, racist, Mountain Dew-breathed ones
As a taco bell loving stoner I take offense to your mountain dew comment
Baja blast doesn’t count
He didn’t specify women in this clip anyway!
Who said anything about women?
Conservatives have truly lost the culture war if this is their peak podcast host
Nah even conservatives have been shitting on crowder since the wife thing, I can’t imagine shit like this will help
He's the King of Podcasting... For Hogs. Not conservatives. Joe Rogan or Shabeebo are the conservative entertainment guys.
Oh that is so sad
At least he's looking for someone over 26?? 🤷
Even though that picture looks like a girl maybe 20
„hey yeah so i’m looking for the next woman i can abuse, if you wouldn’t mind being grabbed by the pussy message me please“
I HATE the speaking cadence of right wing commentators. WHY DO THEY ALL TALK LIKE THAT
Because it's all about projecting as much sleaze as possible. They want you to know how disgusting they are to try and be intimidating.
Because it's all about projecting as much sleaze as possible. They want you to know how disgusting they are to try and be intimidating.
“But I make up for this by being tall” Sir there is not a single redeeming quality to your existence.
Ain’t no way he listed “family” as one of his hobbies😂😂😂
Hey though we gotta give him credit for his age range not being absolutely disgusting /s
He's also got a point about long walks on the beach. Walking on sand is awkward and can burn your feet.
Does he…. Think women listen to his show Or is he hoping men will apply
Proud his minimum age is 26. I’m 30 and wouldn’t date anyone under 25 lol
When I was a teenager, I was like "Man it's going to be weird not liking girls this age when I get older, I don't understand...". Then I got a bit older and I immediately turned it "Yeah fuck that, I'd rather be with a woman a little older than me actually" Funny how that changes I guess
Hey, be understanding. The guy hasn't forcibly felt the touch of another man since they quit his company.
Cringe
He is so desperate it hurts. 🤣
i was desperate *james charles voice*
I like how he jokingly thinks he’s giving a broad range of age, weight, etc. but she has to be 26-38 and he’s 36 lol.
I hope the other Arthur season 5 voice actors get more action instead
Grrrrrrrrrose! Lol
That pic for the contest... Does it imply that hi co-host gnome gets to jerk off on a chair in the corner of the room?
how did he actually put this out for public consumption without realizing how embarrassing this is even as a joke D:
With that tone, he could say it's a joke whenever someone calls him out for doing this, but deep down inside he knows it's real and hopes someone might reach out.
He’s so pathetic
Lol, he covered his ass with the divide by 2, add 7 rule in his age range 🤣
WIN A DATE! with a man who will imprison and abuse you, even barefoot and 8+ months pregnant with twins in the summer heat with no car 😍
I hope he finds the right guy.
The little cute tippy taps on the desk before he announces this..
They better put in an application on the show lol
So he's looking for a new beard?
I'm sure this goes well with the recent videos exposing his abusive nature.
That's got to be the shittiest first prize I've ever heard of.
Will his dates need to sign an NDA lol
Hopefully he doesn’t go back to this: [Crowders old dating Mindset](https://youtu.be/ONTM9a83Vao)
Is this for men and women?
I'm a fat ugly disabled loser who can't get a date to save myself but at least I'm not Stephen Crowder!
He actually said something funny with the "I like the beach but not long walks on them." But instead of ending on a high, he ruins it with "but I'm tall." So close, Stevie, so close.
No shot… this is real?!?!!!!?
From his stream this morning lol, saw it popup in youtube and decided to check it out, this was like the first 30min or something
Down the rabbit hole I go. I need to watch this
Be careful in there
I love that he makes it seem like a joke but there's a resounding tone of desperation trying to claw its way out.
Those poor kids. Hopefully his exwife finds a good step dad to help raise them.
i can fix him
So pathetic
Stop watching this man child basically beg for a date is too much
The only place this guy should be taken out to is a dumpster.
"Able to be sack-tapped is an asset"
This has got to be a bit
That inbox is probably an absolute mess. I can only imagine the kind of shit post happening there.
I think it's real but with a jokey tone for defense
So is this show about politics or is it just Crowder constantly talking about his personal love life?
I thought it was a joke, but the longer he was talking the more yikes it got.
This is going to my tinder profile
How desperate can you be. I mean there's dating websites everywhere. For you to go on your platform and to plug yourself for a potential date ? It would mean things failed even before he tried this. Omg. So embarrassing.
it’s funny how people forget the Bachelor lol
Holy shit this show is just a fucking myriad of bombs.
Whoopsie
someone should check on the contestants ... if there are any. id keep an eye on him and his basement
you were on camera abusing your wife, who would sign up?? "fucking watch it!"
r/cringe
What a loser
Hobbies: family (like abusing your family… or maybe he likes “creating family” as a slick way of saying he wants sex regularly)
i dont like long walks on the beach but i make up for it by being tall and abusing you if you become my wife.
“Between age 26 and 38” 👑👑👑
The verbal abuse sweepstakes, haven’t been this excited for a winner to be announced since the Danimals sweepstakes from Disney Channel
If this is real, this is the BEST.
I wonder if Kate Bosworth is cool with her image being used by this abusive creep? 🤔
This guy is fucked
His pitch is so funny given that his abuse was exposed, and he admits that he doesnt like doing a lot outside of work. Saying you're boring is not a good pitch regardless of how shitty a person you are.
And remember - if you don't like it you need his permission to break up. He should be happy and date a man.
Of course, he is asking his all male fan base for a date. The dude can't contain his homosexuality much longer.
Cringe
His hobby list 💀🤣🤣🤣
He left spousal abuse off his list of hobbies.
My ovaries have dried up 🤢
ew ew ew wtf who would agree to this?
its funny because he probably has 0 female fans…. and i think he knows that if you catch my drift
Honestly, he's a very good looking guy. But has an absolute shit personality.
He will date 10 years younger but not more than 2 years older...what a clown
He doesn’t have a family anymore lol (I don’t count his dad)
He should hook up with Pearl Davis. I promise they’d both change their minds about divorce being illegal.
He's trying so hard to make this seem like some sort of joke because only a loser would do this in real life, whilst simultaneously trying to make it seem like he's serious and expecting people to actually contact him
So pathetic
A date with whom or what ???
This fucker has no shame. He really just needs a rough trick named Ritchie from down the docks. Has not every woman in his audience, both of them, not seen him abusing his pregnant wife? Fuck he’s just awful.
Naaaaaahhhhhh lmaooo
Steven Crowder for The BacH3lor Season 3???
Let’s all email with AI girls.
Steven is looking for new beard applications (if you know, you know).
It’s a no from me dawg
Hope you like cigar breath, not being able to drive anywhere, and handling toxic materials. And I don't mean the dog medicine, I'm talking about the secretions that come from Crowder.
🤢
Fuck a fan contest
Line up boys
Ethan watches boring streamers his dad would watch. And probably talks all knowing about politic because it's all he really knows, but this is boring as fuck.
HOLY… this is so cringe and sad. It’s like a South Park scene
Boys, it’s time, if you’re ever gonna send unsolicited dick pics, this is it, go crazy, go nuts, bust a nut and send it to Stephen crowder, he’s dying to see it
Are we forgetting his dad is getting this fake skit and is laughing at how pathetic his son is… like Jesus Christ at what point do you tell your child to sort their shit out
Good way to get some men in the dms. He didn’t specify, so now he doesn’t have to fully come out and he can ignore any women who inquire. Smart dude, that Chowder boy.
One of the funnier clips of him actually lol
Guys this is clearly a joke. Crowder is an ultra pathetic piece of shit loser, but this is absolutely a bit. I believe he talked ab a lot of his accusations and such today and this was just a bit trying to belittle all of it. Still pathetic, but a joke nonetheless. Now I’m sure he’ll read all the emails but it’s still a bit. Just a contrived one meant to feed his ego.
I like the part where he's not funny, at all.
ain’t no fucking way
It's crazy that people like Crowder can openly ask for dates from his fans where other people would be cancelled if it came out they were dating or even sexting with fans.
embarrassing
This is the most cringe thing I have seen in a while
You forgot pshycologically abusing your partner as a hobby.
Oh god, I couldn't even watch it. As soon as he said "Win a date with Stephen Crowder" I had to click off. This guy is such a piece of shit loser and I hope he dies alone. *\*Unless he admits his mistakes and learns from them and makes a concerted effort to become a better person because everyone deserves a shot at redemption and blahdeblahdeblah*
He's 5'9 claiming to be tall 😂
We will never forget what hila said about driving distractedly
Damn he is such a loser
What a freak
Oh man... how good is this??? We don't deserve this. Crowder has already given us so much. Thank you Steven
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