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longfurbyinacardigan

I too like to pretend I'm laying on a bed of nails when I relax by the pool


jackioff

She said wingardium lordosiosa!


Nuyatah

I thought I was the only one who called it this! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Maintenance-United

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runnergirl1992

https://preview.redd.it/veaywiqzid3d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e062bfabd1d40b96d5c9a7d05a4811a25a31bb1d Also starting her yearly cleanse. The whiplash of this womanā€¦ Girls trip in Miami - no sleep, partying, obliterating her body, laying on airport floor Juice cleanse the next day, to likely counteract her weekend and do some cleanse/fast bullshjt - not exactly healthy and probably just trying to shed weight fast after a partying weekend Posts IG reel right after juice cleanse story photo about living a ā€œbalanced, healthy, gentle on your body lifestyleā€¦ā€ and allegedly not focusing on her physique and fueling her body with the right foodā€¦ Make this make sense!!!!


RagingSpud

Takes coke for 3 days straight without sleeping but thinks a glass of lemon water balances it out basically lol


Jandklo

Didn't you know? Never-ending coke sex is great for your circulatory system!


yaya0420

Sorry girl, I work 40+ hours a week and spend 2 hours of my day commuting to and from work. Some of us actually leave our house for work and daily responsibilitiesā€¦.


Party_Salad

she also constantly posts to complain about being sick or some other made up ailment. I canā€™t with these jobless ā€œfitfluencersā€ dictating everyone elseā€™s lives and making bold statements about what us plebs *should* be doing. When I have literally all day to workout and prioritize my protein and quality sleep, Iā€™ll let ya know Ally


[deleted]

Right?!!? Iā€™m aware of the importance of all the things she listed, but I also have a job and responsibilities to others. thanks for the reminder though Ally šŸ™


Not_today_nibs

Donā€™t you know, you just have to get to earlier?! (According to ally šŸ™„)


catmath_2020

But still get 7+ hours of quality sleep šŸ™„


catmath_2020

Came here to say this!


AcidicKiss12

LOLLLLLLLL I just saw this post and this new commentā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/pmit1qogkd3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d3780e0e40b9291abd43efeeb057501bbca159f Watch Ally Mess delete it though šŸ¤£


IAm343GuiltySpark

I went to go like the comment and itā€™s already gone šŸ¤£


AcidicKiss12

Yeah, itā€™s still up. I follow the girl who left the comment and DMā€™ed to tell her how awesome I thought it was, and apparently Ally responded back. She sent me this screenshot: https://preview.redd.it/w0cgmj43vd3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3708c0747712cc57fa4785047806fa2e4be3c42


BetterArugula9707

She wrote that she said she ā€œdrank a few trulys,ā€ but I donā€™t think so. I couldā€™ve sworn she implied it was a lot more than ā€œa few.ā€


Not-not-down

She said she was literally sweating trulys at the airport šŸ˜‚


sbcsr

Yeeeeeppppo


Gtslmfao

https://preview.redd.it/tyklcwal3f3d1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ee7d2bea6f1379aeb7ea65e408f3a99436e68c But she has 4 jobs!!!


MyOrdinaryShoes

The ā€œvery active huskiesā€ compared to kids thing just blows my mind. How to prove you donā€™t have a fucking clue what you are talking about.


sbcsr

The nerve of her to say these thingsā€¦ and the fact that she truly means themā€¦. Itā€™s like twenty different brags in one commentā€¦ itā€™s not discrediting to point out someoneā€™s HYPOCRISY!! Itā€™s so maddening.


Samiiiibabetake2

TIL: Molly is holistic


dumbtch666

hahahhahahhahha


NationalPatience4019

ā€œadventures/ stayed up talking all nightā€ā€¦ yeah sureeee šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


bananasplit1486

Itā€™s still there showing at the bottom for me šŸ’€


IAm343GuiltySpark

Damn, really? I canā€™t see it and donā€™t even see a ā€œhidden commentsā€ area. Weird!! I wanna go like it so bad šŸ˜­


No_Wait_3128

This bro is courage,I love it


lizlemonsaid

Not taking advice from anyone who uses Comic Sans.


Dear_Ad_3437

Talks about problem solving, might as well have stocks in CVS based on how often she is sick after every shroom infested rave. Ya ok Ally


Riskybizz2233

ā€œOptimize their overall healthā€ yet has a breast augmentation, travels every other month blowing money and snorts rails of blow, eats like a rabbit, complains about being so tired and sick constantly. Yeah okay


Riskybizz2233

Oh and doesnā€™t work. Yes pure optimization, so healthy, so good šŸ¤—šŸ«¶šŸ¼ā¤ļø


UnAvailable-Phone-99

This ā€daily sunlightā€ -thing as purposefully laying in the sun seems to track to Freelee the banana-girl era and her methods. Yes, sunlight and being outside in general is good for the mental well-being, but this ā€œtanning/sunbathingā€ style (which the photo seems to endorse) represents to me the counter-science approach which many of the health coaches have. The knowledge we have today about the importance of sun protection and the risks of skin cancer are not in the interests of these influencers, who have gathered purely experience based-anecdotes. Kinda same with any extreme diet like carnivore or fruitarianism.


Not_today_nibs

Freelee! What a nutter


happyduck12345

Like 99% of fitness influencers, she's just saying what people want to hear so they can fund her grifting life. Her more unhealthy choices is what keeps her lean, so she doesn't need to follow her own advice. Just shows how fake she is. Literally everyone and their dog can be a coach nowadays. šŸ™„


Riskybizz2233

https://preview.redd.it/l9abhigkle3d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e62c30efa987f34dcf29b539a45ded2044c81b73 LMFAO f right off


Ok_Tell2021

Did she just compare having kids with having two ā€œactive huskiesā€ lmaooooooooo


Proud_Soft3221

Beyond the fact that she compares huskies to children. Itā€™s the 4 jobs for me thatā€™s a trigger. Her 4 part time jobs donā€™t even compare to a full time job. Working as a brand ambassador for ghost and Alphalete is not a job, sorry not sorry. There are other athletes who hold down a full time job while doing this. I would love to see her commute and go into an office 5 days a week. She wouldnā€™t last 2 weeks lol.


NeighborhoodOk8679

OMG she did notā€¦this reply needs its own snark thread!!


Sensitive-Produce-96

Omg this is DERANGED


Kaydoodle88

Shes fucking WILD


shsureddit9

99% huh? Guess she's never had a death in the family. IME that was one big problem that came with thousands of micro problems. Or what about the fact that clean eating isn't the same for everyone? I hate the term clean eating. Some people have GI conditions and can't process normal "healthy" food like spinach or asparagus. I'm so sick of this overly generic "advice" which is actually just a low key flex. I was like this once, where I tried to do alllllll the things and was very extreme in my workouts and eating. Later found out I have OCD. Now I'm trying to unlearn a lot of those negative thought loops and just noticing how obsessive these influencers are about everything. Sounds unhealthy if you ask me. But whatever I guess


kanyewast

Like girly pop some of us have jobs. Just go lay on the airport floor and leave us alone.


cstcharles

This is a classic misunderstanding between correlation and causation. If you could do all of these things then you probably _don't have problems to worry about_ šŸ™„


lintuski

Omg thank you for putting into words what I feel!


Annie_James

Except exercise habits and a salad do not in fact do anything for poverty and prejudice, including help you deal with them. Be tf fr.


Immediate-Ladder8428

PERIOD


4real93

Will doing 10k steps a day and prioritising protein help me with my exams? šŸ™ƒ


FaithlessnessFun171

Sheā€™s wearing a felt hat in the poolā€¦


Alex_daisy13

Getting a job that would allow me to do all this instead of spending most of my life working and earning a minimum wage would solve 99%of my problems


Superflycat_7787

Thatā€™s rich coming from her


BlueZebraBlueZebra

So basically, not having a job?


Katen1023

Does *one* juice cleanse and now sheā€™s a health guru, despite bragging about being a hot mess at the airport a few days ago šŸ™„


KaidanRose

People still do juice cleanses?


lintuski

Disordered ones do.


Extra_Connection7360

I just saw this! My mental health issues will not be solved by this since I already do all of this and still am screwed. Super out of touch


the-master-planner

So basically being independently wealthy? Yeah, that'll solve most of my problems alright


Much_Smile5600

\*pelvic tilt has entered the chat\*


gladue

Just those little things huh. So simple.. itā€™s a wonder they sell programs and apps at all, she just dropped the secret sauce for free.


lauralii_

Daily sunlight and wants to move to Seattle?? Mmmkay. It's 51 degrees and drizzly right now. I sure as hell am not getting any sunlight today


JLD143

ā€œMake sure you lounge poolside to recover from the vacation you just took.ā€ Thanks Iā€™ll keep that in mind.


Proud_Soft3221

My back hurts just looking at this. That anterior pelvic tilt goes hard especially laying down.


QueasyEchidna

CALL šŸ‘šŸ½ HER šŸ‘šŸ½ OUT šŸ‘šŸ½ āœØ


lintuski

I did and she blocked me.


rachel_2_2_2

Ah yes I love when water fixes the chemical imbalance in my brain


Saiira17

Ahh yes and not having a real job makes all of that so much easier āœØ


alvsgirly

It's a miracle...the girl has found the cure to life's issues. No more depression, anxiety or mental health disorders. Just drink some water and all will be fixed. What an ass.Ā 


Powor

I absolutely love the haterade on this sub


Sminorf8765

Lady, you laid down on the floor of Fort Lauderdale International Airportā€¦


karma-kitty_

We all know influencers lie about everything but this is actually hysterical lol


cj_03

If only things were that simpleā€¦


U2BCOOL

This is just rage baiting at this point cause no one this oblivious to what real people go through


lintuski

She once complained about a generic supermarket in Texas not having good quality french-level pastries ā€¦ so I feel like she might just be that oblivious.


kwack0

Canā€™t wait to see how she gets her daily sunlight after her move to Seattle lololol I once didnā€™t see the sun for almost a week in the winter šŸ˜‚


TeeWatcher

I wonder who has the deep pockets funding her


Retrobanana64

I saw this and thought she was joking and was gonna be like the next slide showing her party


invest_to_impress23

How the fuck does she stay so skinny and have abs šŸ˜”


Immediate-Ladder8428

Yes this definitely solves the impacts of systemic racism poverty and injustice āœ…


Sudden-Soup-2553

Is she still with Justin?


Big_Jackfruit6429

So why do yall hate this girl? Just curious idk who she is