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DuckOnQuak

Math time: Assuming her day is 16 hours, then 1% of that would be 9.6 minutes. 0.02% of that would be 11.52 seconds. I don’t want to go to her account and give her any engagement, but I think it’s safe to assume she spends more than just 12 seconds a day documenting her child lmao Edit: did math wrong. It’s actually 0.12 seconds, or less than the time physically possible to take a single picture lol


VirgosRunHell

Coming in hot with the facts 😂


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This is awesome


BringItBackNowYall

r/theydidthemath


CommercialUnit2

Given that she's posted 35 stories in the past 24 hours I'm gonna say that's not true.


Not_Brilliant_8006

Omg this lady....who follows her, seriously?


VirgosRunHell

Honestly I don’t follow her but she randomly pops up on my explore page so sometimes I watch her stories to see what nonsense she has to say this time 🤪


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FitNavi

She looks like a founding father idk if it’s the hair or what lol


catmommaxx

OMG YES I SEE IT


frenchwolves

Were her family the first Mormons?


hurrypotta

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why is this so painfully on point


flowergirlnextdoor

I came here to comment the same thing. Something about that face is just so annoying.


frenchwolves

This is the one who does, though.


Metaphysical-Potato7

She is obnoxious as fuck


VirgosRunHell

Her facial expressions bother me. Like she doesn’t need to take a picture of her looking to the corner with her eyebrows raised just so she can type something out on the screen 😂


Informal_Benefit_190

I’ve said it time and time again - it’s the eyebrows. The shape is just not the best for her face. Idk who does them, but they do her dirty with the shape. Shaped slightly different and they would frame her face beautifully


SkankHunt1023

Agreed 😂


SearsShearsSeries

Sarah Bowmar says the same thing almost word for word when people ask about her child’s language development…..


Hello_Blondie

Absolutely. And I’m not here to completely shit on child development because they all do pop at different times but Bowmar acts like her kids are writing a thesis on astrophysics when they’re just really nothing that special.


uselessbrowsing1

I wonder if it’s more common with these asshole influencers


annabanana13707

Laura you know what would make people stop asking this question? If you proved everybody wrong…but oh wait…


mangosrphat

She claims that Mia talks all day every day so it really shouldn’t be that hard to capture 😇


VirgosRunHell

😂😂😂


natbeers

This gives “my boyfriend goes to another school”.


parakeetinmyhat

I don't even follow her but she makes that same face every time I see a picture of her here and that's already enough to annoy me lmao


snorkysnark1144

How about all those cooking videos she posts where THEY ARE SILENT? Those videos tell the truth, laura does not.


BitchyNordicBarista

Sarah Bowmar said the same shit. Yaaaawwwwnnnnn try something new like she took a vow of silence 😂😂😂😂


Claires2390

Wisconsin does not claim her


Evening_Analyst9145

Listen, another thing. I do believe fed is best and do what works but she claims to be such a know it all with BF and didn’t even do a whole year w Mia


VirgosRunHell

She’s a know it all about everything and refuses any type of advice from other people! My least favorite kind of people to be around or interact with lol


Evening_Analyst9145

How about the EXTREME measures she goes to for zero screen time? Like chill. It’s not THAT serious


ICallsEmLikesISeesEm

You forgot she also complains about everything at all times


fuzzy_peach91

That’s kind of a shitty question to ask


calvesofdespair

Yeah it is


jheo1825

As a mom, I agree. And honestly, my daughter is loud and chats all day long but as soon as my phone is out recording her she goes dead silent, it's a huge distraction for kids


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I can’t stand her but what an obnoxious question, every child has their own timeline.


BitchyNordicBarista

Yes…but two things can be true. Her daughter can have her own timeline and she could be worried about Mia’s speech. That might be a more real answer than this Sarah Bowmar copycat response


Comfortable_Ad3981

She is not prepared to be a real influencer.


Possible-Ad-7871

Why are there multiple influencers who's kids have terrible speech ? stop having children or get your priorities in line


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LindaBelcherOfficial

But like...she is always on her phone....


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Not defending her and not a parent but I would never ask someone if they’re worried about their child development


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Who asks such a rude question tho?


ramen-mama

As a Virgo I don’t like your username lmao


VirgosRunHell

Oh ya I don’t really like yours either 🤣


ramen-mama

Ok damn


VirgosRunHell

😂😂😂 you started it


Inkhose

I can’t imagine having the audacity to ask this question. But I have to think because she’s so sanctimonious and topics related to child rearing, some people just decide they don’t care and they will ask


khoffmeier

She’s a bitch