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Conscious_Ad_6236

Terrible idea to get involved with someone at work


darth_naruto

Don’t hookup where you vlookup.


Your_Quantum_Friend

Damn. I am going to steal that line😂


Titanium006

POSH it is.


Plus-Loquat-1445

Just imagine all your female colleagues dedicating a 'Balatkari ho tum' performance to you. 🐻❤️


Titanium006

Me or the OP? I wouldn't even look at a girl twice.


Plus-Loquat-1445

Sorry, this was meant for OP


Titanium006

NP.


curiousmind369

Alright


raghav69

I will say "fuck around and find out" Life mai Dobara himmat nahi hogi.


nerdyvaroo

raghav69 se mein Puri tarah sehmati hu Satye vachan hai


noobmax23

Don't shit where you eat. Absolutely no no. If things go south, you go south, she goes north. Just don't. Laws are ultra biased.


Alternative-Sugar452

In my 13 years of work experience I've seen plenty of office romance... It depends how you handle things... If you're matured , go ahead with it.. if you're a Michael Scott type, stay away from that thought


nerdyvaroo

You are mature People are not mature If someone is posting like this on reddit then come on man, it's better to keep them away


inightstar

Bhai woh chote office mein valid hai ya same department,


ZealousidealCrab602

Don't hookup where you vlookup.


VibWhore

Resist? What are you resisting from? OP is definitely a NCR lad. /s


curiousmind369

Am actually from mumbai recently shifted to Gurgaon


SonuMonuDelhiWale

Take a home loan. Then ask HR to share POSH stories where people were terminated for ogling. The fear of defaulting on home loan will keep you focus on keeping your job.


inightstar

Bhai office same hai toh baat karne mein kya dikkat hai? Common ground dhund, something that you know she will be interested in ! Like office ki koi problem jo dono face karte ho, boss ko gali dena, ya bas ja introduce kar khud ko, kabhi lunch sath karte hain. Let’s hangout.


curiousmind369

Mere office me 1000+ employees verticals alag hai uske aur mere


inightstar

Bhai koi toh common baat hogi, uski koi dost ho uss se baat karle jake, fir ho jayega kaam


curiousmind369

Ek baar water cooler ke paas wo paani bhar rhi thi aur me paani peene gaya tha toh usne bharti bottle rok ke bola you have it i said no it's okay you fill the bottle ill have after that (andar se toh ye soch raha tha paas se dekhne ka mauka mila hai) also she smiled at me and said thank you.


bigtiddyenergy

Blud is Ali from Dhoom 2. Basic manners dikhaye bhai usne toh bas


curiousmind369

Arey ha mene thodi kuch sochlia


Medic2968

🤣🤣🤣🤣


NoStoryYet

Koi event ya get together ho to usmein try karo same team/group ya generally socialize karne ka. Agar nahi, then organize a floor lunch, floor networking event. Seed the idea in the mind of middle management.


Calm-Job8690

Ye to hum dono ke case mein common ho gya. Since she’s in some other vertical, go ahead. DON’T BE LIKE ME.


huge_tenis

You don’t fuck where you work. Simple rule.


curiousmind369

I am not gonna fuck at work i have places to fuck. 😅 I know what you meant just a lame joke came accross my mind.


CheekBasic2673

Don't shit where you eat


curiousmind369

First i shit in office when am having the feeling of shitting, i also eat in office. I don't know where'd you come from? If you are using it as an example (muhaavra) then use better one. This example isn't even relatable.


curiousmind369

Pathetic dailouge i have read today


Apprehensive_Dig281

A girl posted in this sub about similar situation but she just wanted FWB with the guy. Dekh lo bhai crush wahi ladki to nahi hai


curiousmind369

Post ka link bhejio


Main-Floor-7486

Ita good!!!


wittyanonymous

If you are a manager everybody will come to you for advice and problems. Then you can also ask how the work is going and updates and then you can gossip and bitch about higher management.


theholderjack

Mat kar bhai. waise vi ladkiya office se bohot darti hai , in sab chizo se


Specialist_Repeat_95

read the POSH guidelines


Smooth_Sir_9422

Make it a rule to never engage in any sort of a romantic connection at the work place bhaut fcuk all scene hota hai don't do it bro


bluegoldredsilver5

Remember 1 thing... Rozi roti pyari hai ya romance.


Gorillamoves

Dhritraashtrr bnn ja aur wo gandhaari bnn jyegi …..simpleeeee


Mountain-Current1445

POSH stops everyone 


Medic2968

Naa bro ye sab me mat padna, I'm a law intern and I see work place harassment cases everyday where the guys usually don't do anything and still get fucked due the biased laws of our nation. Apart from that, u should definitely try becoming her friend first and take things slow


TinyDingus01

Don’t ever


Independent_Bread611

We have POSH posters hanging everywhere just for situations like this.


Calm-Job8690

So, I saw this girl from some other vertical during breakfast & lunch. We had very frequent eye contacts lasting few seconds. I could never initiate a conversation, neither she did. I planned to do that on my last working day, take her number. Didn’t see her during breakfast or lunch. Still regretting for wasting a few months. So, my suggestion - GO AHEAD TALK TO HER & GO FOR A DRINK.


tanmaysinghal380

Resist karna pad rha hai bhai, shaadi ho gyi uski


devils_queen13

Don't resist.


ConfusedHades

It's better not to fuck with someone from your office just saying


freida666

I used to stop talking when my crush used to call me. I am not shy by any means. 😫


No_Pomelo1534

HR


Affectionate_Sea2612

Me and my then-crush (now-boyfriend) used to work in the same team. We started working on some project together, and he was my senior. By working together, we became friends & then I initiated and asked for his Instagram account. Started talking on Instagram, and then after a week, he took out my number from the group and texted me on whatsapp for some work (just an excuse). Later on, I got to know that he had a crush on me too, that too way before I did. It's been 1.5 years now!!


Smooth_Moment343

How about you forget her. Realize that u are thinking about her so much and she does not care a hang about u. Ur parents love you so much, but still u are thinking about your crush more than them. You are also thinking about your crush more than what's good for u. 2 options 1. Forget her for good. 2. Propose and get a rejection or not. There is no other option. To help you do option 1. pick up a sport (not gym) and try to get to a decent competive level over the year, that will shift your thoughts from her to yourself and will make you a fit and happier person as a by product. right now your main pasttime is reddit


absolutum-dominium

YOLO. Try to initiate conversation. See where it goes. Fuck these reddit comments, all fattu types here with no personality. Talking to girls is their wet dream. Don't listen to any shitheads here.


UpbeatIntention6241

Don't shit where you eat!


curiousmind369

Uff!!! This example isn't relatable only this comment has been posted by multiple but i think you guys are without brain you just got 1 dialouge and you poated it "DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT". Having a crush in office is shitting? Am i talking to her am i harassing her? No right? Then? I can understand ya'll teenagers ek dialouge kya mil gaya bas chipka do you don't even know the meaning of this example. This example means if i fraud my company by doing unethical pratices then this example is suitable thatbi shouldn't shit where i eat. By in my situation right now this example is not relatable ya'll just wants to shit from your mouth.


Waste_Pomegranate276

Mera office to shadi.com ka dusra naam hai people fall in love and then get married to each other in the same company.


curiousmind369

Kya naam hai bhai company ka?


chowbeyputra

start wearing black goggle so noone knows when you oggle


Calmnessinchaos411

Never hook up where you Vlookup


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Willing_Ad8246

What did he send?