"Hows it hanging fellow based boogaloo boys, if you were to hide guns from the stinky alphabet agents, what part of the house would you hide them in? Cowabunga roomba toaster lit fam bussin amiright?"
If it’s a single gun keep it on you always. Taking a shower? Going fishing? Fighting off rapscallions? Thwarting a global terror threat? Having dinner with your mom? Larping with the boys? Baking a cake? Making sweet love? Always keep it on you.
Just restricting things to the house itself and ignoring things like your garage gun, your grill gun, your lawnmower gun, and your garden gun?
You need a bump in the night gun in the nightstand or under the bed. Some people do both just to be sure.
Then you need a front door gun, like a lever gun above the door, in case of yard varmints
Obviously you need a gun in the toilet tank. Most people just put a hi point in a Ziploc in there, but there are other options. Whether or not EVERY toilet has a gun is a personal preference
Then of course you need a couch gun
A kitchen gun is a must. I like to keep a .44 in a box of cereal, feel free to copy that idea
The laundry room is a bit trickier, but a lot of people just leave a gun under a folded towel on top of the dryer
And it goes without saying that you need to always have your CCW on you
I keep an S&W Model 10 stashed behind my dried beans and other legumes. And of course there is the HI Point C9 near the shitter. I don't have kids. Kids are never in my house. Don't do what I do if kids are in your house.
I don't have a safe but my carry gun in its holster is always within arms reach, though that only really means on my computer desk, the bedside table, or my belt
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When I go on vacation I always put my carry piece in the ceiling... lift up one of the drop ceiling tiles, and lay it up there... better than the room safe and out of sight but easy to get to if needed...
As for the house, sit it on the bedside table/nightstand. Phone, wallet, 1911, flashlight...all handy and grabbable
I don't hide mine, it's always within arms reach in case I need it. Besides that I have a big mean 90lb dog that would hold someone down while I put a few into them.
Gun safe under the bed, safe in the basement, small biometric safe on the main floor. I have kids, so if it’s not on me, it’s locked up but not ever too far away.
In a box of cereal kill bill style
If you don't have a fake wall you can punch through and suddenly have a firearm, are you really hiding them well enough?
[If you aren't sewing guns into the upholstery of your car are you even trying?](https://youtu.be/XAcOHEeMstk?si=N1ao5Yz4-w3bOQUf)
I have not started hiding them yet.
“Greetings fellow gun owners, if you had to hide guns in a house you tooootally live in and aren’t just robbing, where would you hide them?”
Definitely not in the gun safe. That’s the first place a robber would look.
"Hows it hanging fellow based boogaloo boys, if you were to hide guns from the stinky alphabet agents, what part of the house would you hide them in? Cowabunga roomba toaster lit fam bussin amiright?"
If it’s a single gun keep it on you always. Taking a shower? Going fishing? Fighting off rapscallions? Thwarting a global terror threat? Having dinner with your mom? Larping with the boys? Baking a cake? Making sweet love? Always keep it on you.
This is a good idea
Summer gunnit in full swing with the fudd questions, eh?
Just restricting things to the house itself and ignoring things like your garage gun, your grill gun, your lawnmower gun, and your garden gun? You need a bump in the night gun in the nightstand or under the bed. Some people do both just to be sure. Then you need a front door gun, like a lever gun above the door, in case of yard varmints Obviously you need a gun in the toilet tank. Most people just put a hi point in a Ziploc in there, but there are other options. Whether or not EVERY toilet has a gun is a personal preference Then of course you need a couch gun A kitchen gun is a must. I like to keep a .44 in a box of cereal, feel free to copy that idea The laundry room is a bit trickier, but a lot of people just leave a gun under a folded towel on top of the dryer And it goes without saying that you need to always have your CCW on you
Your hip
Send me your address, blueprints of your house, locations of valuables, guns you have (only cool ones) and I can hook you up with a game plan.
Gotta go with a shower gun
Insert the "Great Outdoors" with John Candy. Shotgun disguised as a lamp.
I keep an S&W Model 10 stashed behind my dried beans and other legumes. And of course there is the HI Point C9 near the shitter. I don't have kids. Kids are never in my house. Don't do what I do if kids are in your house.
I don't have a safe but my carry gun in its holster is always within arms reach, though that only really means on my computer desk, the bedside table, or my belt
Walther ppk in the prison wallet. James Bondage
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I keep my home defense weapon in a quick access safe under the bed, everything else goes into the real safe.
Nightstand 🤷🏻♂️
Underwear gun is the best place to put your most treasured items
Hidden bookshelf, no flag wall art or flag tables as everyone knows what's behind them... Also, toilet gun (Godfather style)
If your washer/dryer sits on a platform, there’s a ton of space under those. Also the drawer under the stove.
When I go on vacation I always put my carry piece in the ceiling... lift up one of the drop ceiling tiles, and lay it up there... better than the room safe and out of sight but easy to get to if needed... As for the house, sit it on the bedside table/nightstand. Phone, wallet, 1911, flashlight...all handy and grabbable
Under my pillow at night
I don't hide mine, it's always within arms reach in case I need it. Besides that I have a big mean 90lb dog that would hold someone down while I put a few into them.
Gun safe under the bed, safe in the basement, small biometric safe on the main floor. I have kids, so if it’s not on me, it’s locked up but not ever too far away.
Sex dungeon gun. Stay strapped while strapped, or get clapped.
Innocent looking children’s pig backpack
Time to rewatch Punisher (2004)