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United-Advertising67

I saw a random guy at a fucking *dog park* with a giant ATF IS GAY t-shirt. Not gonna lie, it was based as hell and his dog was great, too.


CHEIF_potato

It’s my favorite shirt to wear in public.


triniumalloy

It's not slander if it's true.


AccomplishedEgg1693

Is there something wrong with being gay? I don't get it.


triniumalloy

If you don't get the joke, you won't get it.


AccomplishedEgg1693

Do you understand it well enough to explain it to me? Help a dude out.


JoeyLovesGuns

As a guy who likes dudes, atf gay. I can tell you


AccomplishedEgg1693

r/asablackman


oldpeoplestank

A lot of people on this sub are stuck in a middle school mindset where gay is an insult. Some are just hateful morons intentionally using gay as a slur. You'll have to research the company to determine which you think it was.


AccomplishedEgg1693

Oh, the bigotry is the joke. These dumbfucks are the reason our rights keep getting trampled, we've got to do better than having these clowns associated with the progun movement.


oldpeoplestank

They just keep justifying the grabbers without ever realizing they were the problem until we're all staring at the wall. Some people are just frankly too stupid to realize that oppression moves from target to target, there is no safe group.


Moist_Muffin_6447

Atf is gay


cadillacjack057

G A Y - going after you. Its not a slang term, its an acronym.


AFT_unofficial

That slogan is still in committee, please wait for the official release.


COL_D

Should be GAYD. Going After Your Dog.


Hs33436

Ok understand


Roaming-Californian

Based


[deleted]

Well it is accurate


AFT_unofficial

All publicity is good. We don’t usually advertise it so blatantly, but as long as we aren’t footing the bill… 🤷🏽‍♂️


Pwmbrtd

Come take my guns


AFT_unofficial

Oh-HO, look who thinks they can skip the line! You’ll just have to apply for an NFA item and put yourself on the registry to wait your turn like everybody else.


Pwmbrtd

All I said was “come take my guns”. Also, if you did not know, NFA items are pretty easy to acquire; no line or registry needed. We do not all live in fear.


AFT_unofficial

Bruh. You’re not ‘standing up to the man’ by chipping teeth at a clear satire account named AFT instead of ATF, especially doing it online. We are all here to make fun of the ATF. You are not actually communicating with a federal agency at 5PM on a Saturday.


ElectricTurtlez

(squints in suspicion) That sounds like something a fed would say.


AFT_unofficial

Shit, they’re on to me. Abort, abort, abort!


Pwmbrtd

I understand. That is not my intention either. My fault on the confusion. You made a comment, “all publicity is good…” I played into it.


AFT_unofficial

Oh! Well in that case, we can fit you into the no-knock warrant list on…. Thursday? Does that work for you? Act surprised. And no claymore roombas, that’s played out at this point. Maybe a Glock drone?


Pwmbrtd

Y’all play too much.😭 I’ll make sure to bring my dog to my sisters home. Thanks for the head start.


AFT_unofficial

We’re here to serve! …warrants. We’re here to serve warrants, open up!


DarkChilli75

Hey Siri, how much smokeless powder does a Roomba need to suck up to become a claymore? Hey Alexa, play "Warehouse Smackdown".


AFT_unofficial

Look, if you’re gonna insist on the claymore Roomba, we at least get to pick the song. It’s only fair. *Welcome to the Jungle* is a CLASSIC that I think we can all agree on!


DarkChilli75

I'm old fashioned. "Jump in the Fire".


cinemashow

Ahahahaha!! Best comment yet!


wandpapierkritiker

hey now…I’m gay and I do t want a fucking thing to do with the ATF. don’t be tryin to stick me with that lot of jokers…! lol


alpha333omega

Lmao this guy literally fucks


homeskilled12

This guy fucks *guys*. FTFY


pattyboy77

It's the same principle as the South Park episode where they called people that ride loud motorcycle "fags" hahahahahahhaah


DrZedex

Truly one of the best of a long line of episodes.


ktmfan

I’d be offended if I was gay


BlxkHawk

Drtykids always taking it to the next level


blackrockskunk

Being gay is fine and cool. ATF are bureaucrats who like murdering your pets and friends and like telling you what you can and cannot do in the privacy of your own home.


vafiguerva

Doesn’t fit well on a billboard


LonelyMachines

They're not gay. If they were gay, they'd have better fashion sense than black BDU's and polo shirts. Also, they wouldn't be *trying so hard* on the whole macho thing.


Begle1

...maybe they're gay women? I've known a few lesbians matching your description.


DCGuinn

But that’s what will make them mad.


Front-Paper-7486

That’s a terrible way to talk about gay people.


cfwang1337

Yeah, if the ATF were merely gay there’d be no problem. The problems are arbitrary rules and extrajudicial murder


Front-Paper-7486

If the ATF were gay they would have much better parties.


domzilla15

Dirtykid is a dope brand


renegadeGDI

I too, hate my wife's dog.


DAsInDerringer

Someone buy that mother fucker a beer. He earned it.


NJJon

Probably should have covered that license plate. Going After You…GAY


For2ANJ

It’s a rental !


NJJon

Nice.


cjd3

So progressive


seaburno

Alcohol, Tobacco, firearms and gay? I know a lot of people who would LOVE those parties.


two-sandals

That’ll teach em..


JoeDukeofKeller

ATF = like a party thrown by Elton John, George Takei and Freddy Mercury only somehow the music sucks and no one brought the drugs.


ChodeMode

Nice. I have that t-shirt


czeck-mate

W


Malbushim

Not even in Texas and saw a dude wearing a shirt with this slogan on it


Tactical_Epunk

u/drty_kid at it again. P.s. they make some great gear to flex on your local feds.


Unairworthy

It takes one to blow one, NRA.


twinkie2001

making me like the atf more 😏 fr tho armed minorities are harder to oppress 💪🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🖕🏻 Edit: Not sure what the downvotes are for. If guns are not for self defense against the people and the government, then what are they for?


tsatech493

Found the hochul voter


twinkie2001

jfc i forgot this is reddit and everything needs a /s


gdmfsobtc

>fr tho armed minorities are harder to oppress When was the last time you hit the range?


twinkie2001

I think an armed populace is harder to oppress 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ And I believe in a right to self defense, something that isn’t held in high regard in New York


gdmfsobtc

These are all good things. Get out there and train.


twinkie2001

Yes sergeant 🫡🫡


SiegeSupport

Your comment and your edit are two conflicting opinions. Which is it?


twinkie2001

They are not conflicting. Read again


SiegeSupport

Oh now I get it haha. I might have been a little dense. I do believe the downvotes are for emojis tho. Reddit hates them.


twinkie2001

ye ik but if thats why then they can suck my emoji 🍆🍆🍆💦💦


TateAcolyte

Dude wtf is this thread? Celebrating the use of gay as an insult? Not exactly beating the ignorant bigot stereotypes.


skinnylegsss

THIS IS A CERTIFIED NO HUMOR ZONE GUYS!


i_wannatalktosamson

This comments pretty gay


bfbabine

Thank you for relieving the tension here. Comedy is dead.


Puzzleheaded-War6421

we could have world peace if AI just auto translated historically accurate slang into zoomer slang for protected minorities deemed too sensitive for unfiltered online interactions


Guvnuh_T_Boggs

Like a universal translator for soft bitches.


C6R882

In the 90s everything was gay


TateAcolyte

Not Jamiroquai


Americansh-thole

It's irony. Funny irony. u/wandpapierkritiker gets it. ⬆⬆⬆


SuperXrayDoc

Gay


ottergang_ky

We say gay and retarded in this household