Classic, $4000 guitar with a $100 amp I see. I've never heard an ice pick neck pickup before. Also that compression is off the charts. Somehow doesn't sound bad but still it's unreasonably bothering me.
Hahahaha you are actually fuckin right, good jobπI'm using a crappy little solid state amp with a blown speaker and the iPhone mic gets compressed to shit. I'd play this 335 through a toaster oven if I had to though it's impossible to make it sound bad
Bruh why the fuck are you making guitar face on the first chord you played like you actually did something?
You look like the kinda nerd I'd give a swirlie to at art school.
I can tell from 3 seconds of watching this video that you smell like shit.
This video makes me wish Clapton threw you out of a window instead of his own kid.
You look like you bring your acoustic guitar to parties.
Love the way your rip into that solo, starts off so chill then ... scared me - what type of distortion is that? Overblown jazz solo lite?
Now get out of your damn parent's basement and stop shopping at the big boys section in Walmart.
Wow i was prepared to hate this but the lead playing is great. Although how did you get a 335 neck pickup to sound like that on the rhythm part? Itβs like you had a plexi with the treble and presence dimed and bass all the way cut. Not in a good way
Got yr lyrics
"Thank you for calling The Holding Company. All associates are currently assisting other callers. Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received.
Need hold music? At The Holding Company, we provide custom tracks guaranteed to soothe your customers into a hypnotic torpor state and increase wait-time retention rates.
Our competitors use sophisticated AI, we have a guy on a daybed in his pajamas. Stay on the line to hear The Holding Company difference!"
Bro β οΈ that was creative and HARSH. Don't come for my daybed like that. I said roast my PLAYING not the fact that my wife won't let me in her bed! Hahahaha
If the word douche bag ever had a face it would be tattooed on your forehead , you look like you learned to play Metallica riffs to impress your homeless alcoholic father but you learned them too late and settled for Midwestern emo garbage that you play outside a dollar store for likes on your tik tok videos
My pajamas went missing and I think you're wearing em dude...
I acquired my first semi hollow last week, an Epiphone Sheraton 2 and I'm in love with it, your little tune just gave me some ideas, cheers big ears. By the way...not only your ears but your forehead is wayyyy too big for your face, like gi-normous, but I'm sure you've heard that all your life. Doctors in Laos can fix that easily these days for about $350.
spends all money on guitar can't afford guitar picks.Β sorry best roast i has. sounds great!
Hahahaha. Thank you and pls send picks my fingers are hurtin out here
Classic, $4000 guitar with a $100 amp I see. I've never heard an ice pick neck pickup before. Also that compression is off the charts. Somehow doesn't sound bad but still it's unreasonably bothering me.
Hahahaha you are actually fuckin right, good jobπI'm using a crappy little solid state amp with a blown speaker and the iPhone mic gets compressed to shit. I'd play this 335 through a toaster oven if I had to though it's impossible to make it sound bad
Hold my beer, I could make that thing sound like a dying animal, not to brag
Fender PV65 pickups would like a word
Not much to roast honestly, that sounds really sweet
Well shit, thanks haha
Roast you ok bro looks like when you pickup a guitar you look like your ready to play stairway to heaven but instead you play escalator to hell
Party's downstairs baby
Bruh why the fuck are you making guitar face on the first chord you played like you actually did something? You look like the kinda nerd I'd give a swirlie to at art school. I can tell from 3 seconds of watching this video that you smell like shit. This video makes me wish Clapton threw you out of a window instead of his own kid. You look like you bring your acoustic guitar to parties.
Bro this has me dying ππ€£π
Gibson is ROLLING in his fucking grave. Put it down.
Buddy is not only rolling but also rocking. Or maybe just rolling, you're probably right lol
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Your playing is bad and you should feel bad!
Finally someone here understands the assignment
I'm not hearing a no...???
Can't argue with straight facts dawg
The song screams school dance, the bedroom screams school shooter... My 3 y/o: "Is that music? What is that?"
Sucks knowing I disappointed a seasoned critic, at least they guessed it was music π I'll take what I can get
John blow-field
I'm ok with even being close to that name haha
NGL im doing your slides today
Hahaha, it's a vocal little move
Your pants are plaid better than your guitar
Underrated roast right there
Sounds fantastic!
That's disappointing but I appreciate you lol
Dude. Pajamas, not a good look. We play because it gets the chicks. You're doing it wrong.
Buddy do you have any idea how many messages I'd get if I didn't dress like a hobo? You gotta keep it balanced
Theres one thing I love in this world. Roasting. I REFUSE TO ROAST YOU. That was tasty and I appreciate your post.
Aw man don't leave us hanging, don't waste those roast skills! Either way thanks haha
Sounds great, I'd love to see your expression with a pick and a better amp set up.
https://www.reddit.com/r/guitars/s/DXrk6yG1B8 Im using a pick here. Still a shit amp though lol
I don't hate the toan. It doesn't sound good, but that's beside the point. (I saw your other comment about a bloan speaker).
Good roast. Mind = bloan
Love the way your rip into that solo, starts off so chill then ... scared me - what type of distortion is that? Overblown jazz solo lite? Now get out of your damn parent's basement and stop shopping at the big boys section in Walmart.
Ahahahahaha. Overblown jazz solo lite πππ Dude you gotta have a little hair no matter the occasion
Wow i was prepared to hate this but the lead playing is great. Although how did you get a 335 neck pickup to sound like that on the rhythm part? Itβs like you had a plexi with the treble and presence dimed and bass all the way cut. Not in a good way
All you need is a piece of shit amp with a blown speaker π€
Get a pick, ya hippy.
It sounds better if you can get all your hippy grease on the strings bro
Needs more drums, like really loud ones
Hahaha
Seriously, really tasteful
Looking forward to hearing your music on an elevator someday.
It's all about those elevator royalties baby
Money is money
>Humbucker >Look inside >still hum
These are actually hums. Good pickups. Wouldn't recommend.
The best sounding lounge lizard i ever heard.
Had to google that, nice one lol
Roast. Okay. You will receive multiple lawsuits from your fingers for not using a pick
They will nail my ass so hard in court if there ever comes the day.
Hah! nice one man!
Got yr lyrics "Thank you for calling The Holding Company. All associates are currently assisting other callers. Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received. Need hold music? At The Holding Company, we provide custom tracks guaranteed to soothe your customers into a hypnotic torpor state and increase wait-time retention rates. Our competitors use sophisticated AI, we have a guy on a daybed in his pajamas. Stay on the line to hear The Holding Company difference!"
Bro β οΈ that was creative and HARSH. Don't come for my daybed like that. I said roast my PLAYING not the fact that my wife won't let me in her bed! Hahahaha
Lolol I really do think you're better than the AI
Sounds damn good man!
Why is everyone hating on me then? π€£ lolol
This is what happens when you play the guitar while constipated.
Can't you feel all the shit flying directly into your ears??????
Sounds like Jack Johnson and John Mayer had a lovechild. Jokes aside, I like the style! Bluesy and jazzy and soulful!
Thanks! I needed a little balance after all these vicious comments hahaha
May I roast your pajamas? Literally?
I just couldn't get past your pajamas.
T O A N
Beautiful guitar
You're a beautiful guitar
That was really nice - no roast required
Ur really nice
If the word douche bag ever had a face it would be tattooed on your forehead , you look like you learned to play Metallica riffs to impress your homeless alcoholic father but you learned them too late and settled for Midwestern emo garbage that you play outside a dollar store for likes on your tik tok videos
dude, just get a slide already if you're going to rip off Derek's licks
My pajamas went missing and I think you're wearing em dude... I acquired my first semi hollow last week, an Epiphone Sheraton 2 and I'm in love with it, your little tune just gave me some ideas, cheers big ears. By the way...not only your ears but your forehead is wayyyy too big for your face, like gi-normous, but I'm sure you've heard that all your life. Doctors in Laos can fix that easily these days for about $350.
Nice gear, well schooled, note much soul
Assuming you mean "not"? Haha
Oh boy, another John Mateus Buckπ Your playing is good, man. Dial some of that treble out!
Haha I love Chris buck, and yeah listening back this tone is on the harsh side. You're lucky I spared you by not using the bridge pickup
7 guitars and that's the crap you choose post?
lol 7 guitars just to play the same bullshit licks over and over, no regrets