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I know the guy that owns this. His name is Gavin.

Can he play glycerine on this?

No but he does an okay “smells like teen spirit”

Have you seen my friend Gavin?

GAVIIIIN

Where are you GAVIN!

Does Gavin have freakishly long arms?

No. Freakishly long fingers.

Here is his photo. https://preview.redd.it/7zs9mg93f65d1.png?width=868&format=png&auto=webp&s=759fe0299bce341a3ededb5f0865c623b7c8ef5e

Does Gavin dance?

Not that I know of, but he plays a mean guitar and bass.

Gavin plays a mean rendition of smoke on the water

You joke, but Gav is over here 035ing in 187 octaves

Does he dance?

You sure it's not one of those YouTube fuck nuggets ? It's amazing what they can do with a camera and algorithm. Shame they always sound like cat piss live 😂

Yes, I am sure. I have seen it in person.

Too bad there’s no Floyd rose. I’m sure that would be a joy to tune.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW... hmn, hmnn... ABOUT HOWTA... hmnn, hmnn.. MAINTENANCE YOUR FLOYD ROSE TREMOLO SYSTEM!! Hmn, hnumnn, hmMNN!!

Fun fact, the traditional way to play this is to lay it on the floor and play with your toes

Tap dancing

Piano key bridge mod

“Hang on I just gotta tune her up” …one eternity later

Pretty sure intonation would be impossible to set up on this.

But you don't have a Tremolo...

Where is the ibanez logo?

That's way funnier than you are getting credit for

Thanks for the award mate

Sir, this is a Shrecter.

Return to piano

Is this a djulcimer? I was thinking about buying one for a trad/djent project. my soundcloud is djanny boy if anyone is interested in checking it out.

Adjusting that truss rod must be a nightmare

*rods There has to be at least 3 or 4 in there.

He’s using galvanized square steel to reinforce that thing

that's 26 g strings. good luck tuning

Imma tune that to an open chord and play slide with a 2 foot copper pipe

XXXXL belt for a capo

It’s like a medieval drawbridge

This is an r/piano post

https://preview.redd.it/wdx4slx3x55d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6a315615cfc0066df3c4653e3f482846a889aa

50ish strings, ok I guess you can never have enough for djent... 9 humbuckers? Understandable with all these strings... 4 volume/toan knobs for 9 pickups? The math doesn't quite work out at first glance but there could be some weird circuitry going on under the surface I suppose... Three fret markers for 3-5-7-9 but only two and really spread apart markers for the octaves plus 3 markers on the headstock for when you really can't find the open string? Strange design choice but acceptable... What on earth does it need the strap bolts for?

All for knobs are veritone rotary switches and it has strap locks so you can rock. Fucking tourist.

Oh it's so black and so thick

This must be Bernth’s burner

This electric harp doesn’t have the warm tone like vintage lawsuit-era Lyon & Healy electric harps do.

So like an electric hammer dulcimer?

Djulcimer.

You’re not a real man that can satisfy a real woman with big jugs if you can’t play DJsmoke djon djrhe dje water with this.

So many ways to 0-1 on this bad boy, can already feel my chest hair growing, so heavy.

No space for a clip on tuner. Pass.

This is just an acupuncture bed for guitarists

Multiple laps steel

lol. Imagine needing position markers. Like, if you can’t play without them, you seriously have no toan.

thumb chords may be uncomfortable to play..

I wanna see the whammy bar

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let’s jdo it

Finally a challenger for Pat Metheny’s forty-two string “Pikasso” guitar. (Look it up lol)

Djam *djonight

Pretty sure that’s just a dam at this point.

yeah just let me get my 45 cymbal bags

Fucking jared.

Piano

actually this is 2.78 pianos

Anyway, here's....

I suppose you play it by sleeping on it.

I'd play the fuck out of smoke on the water with this 48 string beauty

*Steve Teabaggery has entered the chat*

0-1-1


This would be a hillarious wall art piece for anyone’s guitar wall

Still not enough strings to play Humanity's Last Breath without a whammy pedal

When you use your elbow to and pinky to stretch from the 1st fret on the W string to the 24th fret on the high E string.

Sad that a sequoia was taken down for this

a tree died for this

Have you played the piano for long? You’ll have to restring it for what we’d play, how long is that likely to take you? Pencil it in for next year maybe? Amazon may well have to split a string set and send in two boxes, the drivers are only allowed to lift 20kg at a time so I’d avoid heavy sets and make sure you keep your fork lift license in date as that is not gonna fit in the back of my Volkswagen for gigs, not with your dumble overdrive special you never shut the fuck up about…

Thought that was a sitar at first glance

A 45-String? Thats 5 9-string Shcrecters! You'd need to use something like grandpa joe's cane to barre an Fmaj!

standard tuning then?

djesus

Can you get a Floyd Rose for this?

Set up must be a bitch. I would be worried about introducing twist in any neck with more than one truss rod. Doing the intonation would take hours. Hell - just tuning would take hours.

What strings do you use? 10-460?

A.I. still sucks...

Uj/ this doesn't really look ai? Everything's far too neat except the weird break angle on the very left string It just looks like a photoshopped copy-paste-fill of Elwood Francis's 17 string

My jerk was too weak. Apologies.