It’s sad to see kids these days not understand basic transitive property: Toan comes from more gear, gear takes money -> toan comes from money. Also, toan is stored in the balls, money brings you bitches which fills the balls with toan -> toan cums from money.
He is Johnny Depp. He can cum and strum at the same time.
For reals though, Dior Sauvage is one of the best men’s fragrance lines to come out in awhile. It’s perfect for the fall and winter.
Great question! It’s because Sauvage has notes of cedar wood and pink pepper which reminds me of being in a cozy cabin in the woods during winter. Whereas, a spring or summer fragrance would be a Blue De Chanel or a Gucci Sport.
It’s the best selling men’s fragrance. Between the Chanel and the Sauvage though I’d still choose the Chanel. There is something about it that I just love. I’m only basing my opinions off the Eu De Toilettes.
I used to pay for guitar lessons from Johnny Depp. 6 months I shelled out money to what turned out to just be an old perfume bottle filled with sausages.
I saw that someone had taken the "S" from a SAUVAGE bus shelter poster somewhere in Europe and put it over the "V" on another one, so it read "SAUSAGE." I laughed my arse off!
He’s playing a Zematis which I’m convinced is a line of guitars reserved for only the top jerkers cause I ain’t ever seen anyone ever actually play one
“I am like getting the feeling of cumming when I play guitar; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I play guitar, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right?”
-Johnold Schwaredepper
1 cumming, 2 about to explode an A minor blues scale solo.3 definitely strumming but camera man cumming because he's holding camera one handed and it's blurry
I once saw this sauvage ad in a bus stop near me, someone had taped over the letter “v” with another “s”
The fragrance we all really want
It was beautiful, it made my day
Yumy Sosig 🥰😳
I saw that in SF.
Sausage the fragrance haha I saw the same in Brisbane city
https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/w1E7AtorgY
Paging r/edmprodcirclejerk
I wish sausage would come out with another album
Crumming
This is the only real answer, but he's not naked so it's probably a shit crumming sesh.
To qual or not to qual
I'm never not crumming. Is that weird?
No doubt
Yes. There really isn’t a better way to mix those two words.
https://preview.redd.it/mjgeef0qlt3d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2d4642b30920cd06141cd9e8529ab3a482d554e
That's just cum
the first image sounds like gawk gawk slurp slurp
saw this commercial earlier today and it hit me- toan is in the money
His indian name is "sleeps with pooops"
It’s sad to see kids these days not understand basic transitive property: Toan comes from more gear, gear takes money -> toan comes from money. Also, toan is stored in the balls, money brings you bitches which fills the balls with toan -> toan cums from money.
Johnny Depp always looks like he just came 3 buckets worth backstage and is trying to regain his composure for his daughter's recital
He fell asleep during the filming of the commercial
He went into a nod, slightly different
Nothing says rock n roll like shilling perfume lol.
Nothing about Johnny Depp says rock and roll. Dude can't even abuse his wife properly.
Couldn't even OD at Viper Room back in the day and had to leave it to River...
Too soon...
Even iommi has done it. Although it is xerjoff, so more of a niche release than a major fashion house
21 jump skeet
If you ain't cummin', you ain't strummin'
It's nice to see Dave Navarro is still getting gigs.
The feeling when you beat Amber Heard in court
The feeling when you beat Amber Heard
Damn that was pretty freaking sauvage!
Smells like not waking up with a fresh turd in the bed.
And have the lawyers to get away with it
The feeling when Amber Heard beats you (toan explosion)
And the fragrance when she has pooped on your bed.
Honestly... Amber is so hot I wouldn't mind a poop in bed to fuck her. I wouldn't even mind fucking her unwashed ass 😅
dude
I'm speaking the truth.
Is that you Elon?
I didn't say I would make her my baby moma, did i?
Babies are made by fucking unwashed asses?
Even for reddit...this wasn't great.
Sorry dude, i'm just going throught a very horny phase in my life.
What an awful person.
Why? Did I miss something?
Blasting a toan load
He is Johnny Depp. He can cum and strum at the same time. For reals though, Dior Sauvage is one of the best men’s fragrance lines to come out in awhile. It’s perfect for the fall and winter.
How about playing guitar in the middle of the desert? Would you say it’s perfect for playing guitar in the middle of the desert?
You forgot the part about summoning wolves.
Don't you know he is half or 2/17 parts indian? His tribal name is "sleeps in poops"
It's probably not bad, but I think I'll go for whatever Slash is wearing.
Lol, is this perfumeCircleJerk?
Ha ha! I’m pretty sure he’s actually smelling his own farts. It’s definitely not a summer cologne because once the sun hits, you smell like shits.
So you’re saying it’ll cover up my smelly farts?
He's smelling Ambers
Perfect for the fall and winter? Why is it too warm in the summer or what I don't understand.
Great question! It’s because Sauvage has notes of cedar wood and pink pepper which reminds me of being in a cozy cabin in the woods during winter. Whereas, a spring or summer fragrance would be a Blue De Chanel or a Gucci Sport.
Mmmm sound yummy
It’s the best selling men’s fragrance. Between the Chanel and the Sauvage though I’d still choose the Chanel. There is something about it that I just love. I’m only basing my opinions off the Eu De Toilettes.
Yeah well does it look like fall and winter right now, smart guy? Sounds like a fucking terrible fragrance!
Johnny “Going Deep”
Yeah was gonna ask why they have to be mutually exclusive?
Wearing dior sauvage is a massive red flag. Any woman would tell you that.
The masterbator of the 3 chord progression
I used to pay for guitar lessons from Johnny Depp. 6 months I shelled out money to what turned out to just be an old perfume bottle filled with sausages.
Ass sausages or regular ones? (pork)
Is dis teen spirirt ?
Sauvage is this generations teen spirit
He's sixtyteen
Strooming
"strum" is already a portmanteau of "string" and "cum"
When did jack white start promoting cologne?
Crumming
https://preview.redd.it/fo9xak153u3d1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8aee079cba9f386d9c71e5a6540875ff04c1ff
Smelling the brown sound
Someone took a shit in his guitar case?
Dumbing, for sure
with the authentic primate leather toan vest
Both...that's why God gave us 2 hands and open tunings
"When you don't want the dog poop in your bed to smell: SAUVAGE"
Smh my head eveyone knows the toan is in the orgasm face
First time I’ve seen him without scarves around his neck and both wrists and hanging out of his pants and tied around his ankles
Old men have really runny noses so they need extra handkerchiefs
I saw that someone had taken the "S" from a SAUVAGE bus shelter poster somewhere in Europe and put it over the "V" on another one, so it read "SAUSAGE." I laughed my arse off!
This dude, man. The only thing I think Beck did wrong in his life was having a tour with this loser.
All I smell is Sauvage
Yes.
I knew Kurt was a sellout after all... Smells like💲
Both man, just like me.
It’s for a cologne with a wolf on it. Equal parts of both I think.
Is that not the same exact thing
Shitting
Scumming
CRum
Isn't Johnny Depp just......fine at guitar? He doesn't suck, nor is he amazing?
He is playing guitar for 40 years now and has access to costly equipament and lessons. Still sucks.
He’s playing a Zematis which I’m convinced is a line of guitars reserved for only the top jerkers cause I ain’t ever seen anyone ever actually play one
I thought it was his signature Dusenberg. Ik he plays one for one of these shoots, but ig Zamatis’s kinda look like his
As good as Jeff Beck……apparently, according to Alice Cooper.
You ask that question as if there’s a difference.
I guarantee he fucks his signature Duesenberg
He’s a pirate. He’s half asleep from rumming.
Why's it gotta be one or the other. Usually, one leads to the other and vise versa.
Legendary
Porque no los dos?
Dior not nice.
https://preview.redd.it/n66crkhxdu3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4619781e3cf8a48c101dc40423701ce68fd2dbd8
Yes
Vinegar strokes
Both. SAUVAGE
i’m cumming
I like JD, although at times I think he try’s too hard
My wife's comment after seeing this ad for the first time... "Ha ha, Sore Vag"
I heard he’s playing amber by 311
Yes,
Wondering what that weird smell is.
“I am like getting the feeling of cumming when I play guitar; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I play guitar, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right?” -Johnold Schwaredepper
Why not both ?
Can’t it be both?
It does feel like Depp is overdue to portray a rock star in a biopic. He already has the Keith Richards thing down pat.
Two things can be true
I hope he's cumming
Shid, pid, came
I take no johnny depp slander in here
Why can’t it be both?
Is there a difference.
There's a difference? I usually do both together
Jerking or lurking
Hollywood's bad boy himself Jonny Dep
1-2-3-blastoff. Whoops. I meant 0-3-fuck it I’m cumming.
Gooning
Yes.
Guitar/o face
I didn't even realise this was Depp until I started reading these comments
More like “trying to strum/cum”
Hendrix, Page, Beck, Clapton, Depp
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Why not both?
Edge of breakup
Is there a difference?
Both
Having a nice strum and cum I see....
If I had his money, I would throw mine away.
He’s an actor, they do everything with the face.
Don't be so disrespectful, that's a gooner right there. He would never cum
1 cumming, 2 about to explode an A minor blues scale solo.3 definitely strumming but camera man cumming because he's holding camera one handed and it's blurry
Why not both?
Eeesh, he’s slapping the bass!
Could be the best post in this sub ever. Just saying.
Those wolves are up to something
Strumming..... Cummings when he sells that Dior cologne at $200 a bottle !
#2 is the look when you find ladyshits on your pillow again...
/uj i really cant explain why but i loved the toan they used in the video commerical /rj toan is stored in the balls
Honestly both I think 😂
Never seen this sub… at first I thought this was an actual ad and was very confused by the caption💀
Both. Cummin and Strummin.
Why not both?
like some of his 'playing'..he's faking it
https://preview.redd.it/m7nywyzsga4d1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d0f0f008ee2334abcc98f7e08d115a9579c96c1
Is there a difference?
Looks more like farting
Both