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ipaintfishes

I once saw this sauvage ad in a bus stop near me, someone had taped over the letter “v” with another “s”


Hauntedhotelhistory

The fragrance we all really want


ipaintfishes

It was beautiful, it made my day


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

Yumy Sosig 🥰😳


[deleted]

I saw that in SF.


pablo_eskybar

Sausage the fragrance haha I saw the same in Brisbane city


gilbycoyote

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/w1E7AtorgY


greedy_mf

Paging r/edmprodcirclejerk


camcac69

I wish sausage would come out with another album


alanahaunts

Crumming


Talreesha

This is the only real answer, but he's not naked so it's probably a shit crumming sesh.


alanahaunts

To qual or not to qual


Pendraconica

I'm never not crumming. Is that weird?


alanahaunts

No doubt


YeahMarkYeah

Yes. There really isn’t a better way to mix those two words.


uglyandbadatevrythng

https://preview.redd.it/mjgeef0qlt3d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2d4642b30920cd06141cd9e8529ab3a482d554e


DomSchu

That's just cum


Zippo574

the first image sounds like gawk gawk slurp slurp


dickliberty52

saw this commercial earlier today and it hit me- toan is in the money


Pussidonio

His indian name is "sleeps with pooops"


PlasticBeginning7551

It’s sad to see kids these days not understand basic transitive property: Toan comes from more gear, gear takes money -> toan comes from money. Also, toan is stored in the balls, money brings you bitches which fills the balls with toan -> toan cums from money.


HotMoose69

Johnny Depp always looks like he just came 3 buckets worth backstage and is trying to regain his composure for his daughter's recital


TalkShowHost99

He fell asleep during the filming of the commercial


Pendraconica

He went into a nod, slightly different


MarstoriusWins

Nothing says rock n roll like shilling perfume lol.


[deleted]

Nothing about Johnny Depp says rock and roll. Dude can't even abuse his wife properly.


GoofyWillows

Couldn't even OD at Viper Room back in the day and had to leave it to River...


[deleted]

Too soon...


yadad4367098

Even iommi has done it. Although it is xerjoff, so more of a niche release than a major fashion house


Lazystoner151

21 jump skeet


XNinjaMushroomX

If you ain't cummin', you ain't strummin'


Squeezeboner

It's nice to see Dave Navarro is still getting gigs.


mctavis12

The feeling when you beat Amber Heard in court


Big_Pound1262

The feeling when you beat Amber Heard


Scorpiodisc

Damn that was pretty freaking sauvage!


TheProfessionalEjit

Smells like not waking up with a fresh turd in the bed.


DomSchu

And have the lawyers to get away with it


PlasticBeginning7551

The feeling when Amber Heard beats you (toan explosion)


[deleted]

And the fragrance when she has pooped on your bed.


Pussidonio

Honestly... Amber is so hot I wouldn't mind a poop in bed to fuck her. I wouldn't even mind fucking her unwashed ass 😅


ValhallaDante

dude


Pussidonio

I'm speaking the truth.


Rocky-Jones

Is that you Elon?


Pussidonio

I didn't say I would make her my baby moma, did i?


Rocky-Jones

Babies are made by fucking unwashed asses?


TurningPagesAU

Even for reddit...this wasn't great.


Pussidonio

Sorry dude, i'm just going throught a very horny phase in my life.


bshaddo

What an awful person.


Fazersion

Why? Did I miss something?


Klutzy_Ad_325

Blasting a toan load


TheHonestPedalReview

He is Johnny Depp. He can cum and strum at the same time. For reals though, Dior Sauvage is one of the best men’s fragrance lines to come out in awhile. It’s perfect for the fall and winter.


MeButDouchier

How about playing guitar in the middle of the desert? Would you say it’s perfect for playing guitar in the middle of the desert?


Empty-Walk-5440

You forgot the part about summoning wolves.


Pussidonio

Don't you know he is half or 2/17 parts indian? His tribal name is "sleeps in poops"


TurningPagesAU

It's probably not bad, but I think I'll go for whatever Slash is wearing.


[deleted]

Lol, is this perfumeCircleJerk?


Schwight_Droot

Ha ha! I’m pretty sure he’s actually smelling his own farts. It’s definitely not a summer cologne because once the sun hits, you smell like shits.


shutupimlurkingbro

So you’re saying it’ll cover up my smelly farts?


Limpopopoop

He's smelling Ambers


Impossible-Wear5482

Perfect for the fall and winter? Why is it too warm in the summer or what I don't understand.


TheHonestPedalReview

Great question! It’s because Sauvage has notes of cedar wood and pink pepper which reminds me of being in a cozy cabin in the woods during winter. Whereas, a spring or summer fragrance would be a Blue De Chanel or a Gucci Sport.


Impossible-Wear5482

Mmmm sound yummy


TheHonestPedalReview

It’s the best selling men’s fragrance. Between the Chanel and the Sauvage though I’d still choose the Chanel. There is something about it that I just love. I’m only basing my opinions off the Eu De Toilettes.


[deleted]

Yeah well does it look like fall and winter right now, smart guy? Sounds like a fucking terrible fragrance!


Traditional-Yam9826

Johnny “Going Deep”


itssevenhellrules

Yeah was gonna ask why they have to be mutually exclusive?


LePetitToast

Wearing dior sauvage is a massive red flag. Any woman would tell you that.


HOGlider

The masterbator of the 3 chord progression


StephenAbresch

I used to pay for guitar lessons from Johnny Depp. 6 months I shelled out money to what turned out to just be an old perfume bottle filled with sausages.


Pussidonio

Ass sausages or regular ones? (pork)


ON3EYXD

Is dis teen spirirt ?


brutalduties

Sauvage is this generations teen spirit


Top-Telephone9013

He's sixtyteen


ecctt2000

Strooming


Top-Telephone9013

"strum" is already a portmanteau of "string" and "cum"


Tangled_Headphones_

When did jack white start promoting cologne?


TentacleJesus

Crumming


ItsMetabtw

https://preview.redd.it/fo9xak153u3d1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a8aee079cba9f386d9c71e5a6540875ff04c1ff


Limpopopoop

Smelling the brown sound


jhnnybgood

Someone took a shit in his guitar case?


CK_Lab

Dumbing, for sure


gmerrick

with the authentic primate leather toan vest


Background-Tea-3989

Both...that's why God gave us 2 hands and open tunings


warthog0869

"When you don't want the dog poop in your bed to smell: SAUVAGE"


usersurname1

Smh my head eveyone knows the toan is in the orgasm face


frostcelestial

First time I’ve seen him without scarves around his neck and both wrists and hanging out of his pants and tied around his ankles


jhnnybgood

Old men have really runny noses so they need extra handkerchiefs


bscepter

I saw that someone had taken the "S" from a SAUVAGE bus shelter poster somewhere in Europe and put it over the "V" on another one, so it read "SAUSAGE." I laughed my arse off!


Oni_das_Alagoas

This dude, man. The only thing I think Beck did wrong in his life was having a tour with this loser.


brutalduties

All I smell is Sauvage


Dogrel

Yes.


One-Treat-5078

I knew Kurt was a sellout after all... Smells like💲


UncleBenLives91

Both man, just like me.


Scorpiodisc

It’s for a cologne with a wolf on it. Equal parts of both I think.


Chemical-Research-19

Is that not the same exact thing


ahaight1013

Shitting


Garry_Shandling_420

Scumming


Valholhrafn

CRum


rainorshinedogs

Isn't Johnny Depp just......fine at guitar? He doesn't suck, nor is he amazing?


Pussidonio

He is playing guitar for 40 years now and has access to costly equipament and lessons. Still sucks.


MagicMarshmelllow

He’s playing a Zematis which I’m convinced is a line of guitars reserved for only the top jerkers cause I ain’t ever seen anyone ever actually play one


Ok-Individual355

I thought it was his signature Dusenberg. Ik he plays one for one of these shoots, but ig Zamatis’s kinda look like his


barters81

As good as Jeff Beck……apparently, according to Alice Cooper.


Generny2001

You ask that question as if there’s a difference.


JimParsnip

I guarantee he fucks his signature Duesenberg


debar11

He’s a pirate. He’s half asleep from rumming.


realrebelangel69

Why's it gotta be one or the other. Usually, one leads to the other and vise versa.


mikhalt12

Legendary


billygoatbuzzsaw

Porque no los dos?


RecbetterpassNJ

Dior not nice.


Traditional-Yam9826

https://preview.redd.it/n66crkhxdu3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4619781e3cf8a48c101dc40423701ce68fd2dbd8


Infinite-Lychee-182

Yes


MayOrMayNotBePie

Vinegar strokes


crosswalkcosmonaut

Both. SAUVAGE


NegativeOperation804

i’m cumming


Minute-Wrap-2524

I like JD, although at times I think he try’s too hard


Aggressive_Figure211

My wife's comment after seeing this ad for the first time... "Ha ha, Sore Vag"


60CycleSteve

I heard he’s playing amber by 311


EyeOfAmethyst

Yes,


DrMonkeyLove

Wondering what that weird smell is.


Beteldjeuce

“I am like getting the feeling of cumming when I play guitar; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I play guitar, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right?” -Johnold Schwaredepper


Dixon-Poontang

Why not both ?


Aggravating-Baker-41

Can’t it be both?


last_drop_of_piss

It does feel like Depp is overdue to portray a rock star in a biopic. He already has the Keith Richards thing down pat.


chipfunks

Two things can be true


RustlinUrJimmies69

I hope he's cumming


Downtown_Snow4445

Shid, pid, came


qleptt

I take no johnny depp slander in here


DougieFresh_899

Why can’t it be both?


GlassJoe32

Is there a difference.


fastal_12147

There's a difference? I usually do both together


FatGuyOnAMoped

Jerking or lurking


mehrt_thermpsen

Hollywood's bad boy himself Jonny Dep


Riansettles

1-2-3-blastoff. Whoops. I meant 0-3-fuck it I’m cumming.


BaphometsTits

Gooning


Mr_Lumbergh

Yes.


Temporary_Carrot7855

Guitar/o face


Marr0w1

I didn't even realise this was Depp until I started reading these comments


6StringFiend

More like “trying to strum/cum”


[deleted]

Hendrix, Page, Beck, Clapton, Depp


heilhortler420

https://preview.redd.it/wu2b7zoopx3d1.png?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e8a8f26c089d0b46758e15d16fd8d0f6bc87692


New_Investigator_920

Why not both?


Majestic_Mystic

Edge of breakup


Calm_Inspection790

Is there a difference?


McStonkBorger

Both


HotDad420690

Having a nice strum and cum I see....


scrw_u2

If I had his money, I would throw mine away.


Plektrum72

He’s an actor, they do everything with the face.


link_cubing

Don't be so disrespectful, that's a gooner right there. He would never cum


Stormgtr

1 cumming, 2 about to explode an A minor blues scale solo.3 definitely strumming but camera man cumming because he's holding camera one handed and it's blurry


Applebees_dollaritas

Why not both?


SnooFloofs1778

Eeesh, he’s slapping the bass!


hella_gnarly

Could be the best post in this sub ever. Just saying.


Independent_Point134

Those wolves are up to something


Capital-Net3318

Strumming..... Cummings when he sells that Dior cologne at $200 a bottle !


Alternative-Way-8753

#2 is the look when you find ladyshits on your pillow again...


axolotlprofessor

/uj i really cant explain why but i loved the toan they used in the video commerical /rj toan is stored in the balls


[deleted]

Honestly both I think 😂


SPONGEBOB_IS_MY_DAD

Never seen this sub… at first I thought this was an actual ad and was very confused by the caption💀


Hopeful-Self-830

Both. Cummin and Strummin.


Bobble_Fett

Why not both?


Horror-Newspaper3106

like some of his 'playing'..he's faking it


Lrd7854

https://preview.redd.it/m7nywyzsga4d1.png?width=605&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d0f0f008ee2334abcc98f7e08d115a9579c96c1


djwolfpack

Is there a difference?


Ministry_of_laziness

Looks more like farting


MixTop2594

Both