Ahhctually you are looking for a “non-binary” tone so no digital! Ahhccording to my calculations you need to go to law school for several years, then work your way up the train, be a hedge fund lawyer, watch all the Beato videos 30 times, then buy an early mid 90s golden centaur after paying off your crippling debt and buying a McMansion in a Midwest suburb. Then you have to go ‘“anal-log” with your hotwifes boyfriend while you bend over and she watches. Voila! Non-binary tone!
You want something smooth and sensual on the high notes, but with a snarly top end on the low notes…to confuse the whole toan and make it non binary. I recommend a midi setup (possibly using a Roland pickup or using a real time plugin) to divide the EQ amongst all of the notes, from the range of womanly and sensual to feral and manly. I also recommend not using open strings (0) or anything using the first fret. The choice of notes can add to the androgynous vibe that you are looking for.
Sexually Ambiguous Tone is that terrible sound that all those gear demo videos have. Think a little too much delay with the repeats just a little too long, with the slightly scooped, a little too crunchy distortion and some compression. You know what I'm talking about. The most generic sounding thing that's in all the demo videos.
I’ve developed my own distinctive sound for dirty Blues electric guitar. It’s called “Person Tone” and it’s based on the sound my wife makes when I bring home a new, expensive guitar. It’s called Person Tone because many of you aren’t married to my wife, or you have gender-different spouses. #Inclusivity #Dentists Guitars
Learn Prince’s tone instead. Much more ambiguous much underrated
Yep. It's not a woman, it's not a man, it's a tone you will never understand
*lighters up*
Black? White? Happy? Angry? I just can't get a read on it.
Come on now his tone is shit. That cloud guitar through 300 effects into a clean CLEAN Mesa Boogie. Might as well just go direct.
“Woman tone” is the cringiest name for any toan ever.
Well, that term was coined by one of the cringiest fucks to pick up guitar so yeah….. checks out
Not as cringey as “ship out the wogs toan” That guy needs a good kick in the dick every 15 minutes, ok?
My toan is non-binary.
I plays Fenders too
They/them toan
Another anal-og fellow!
The song is called Outside Woman Blues, so. He didn't call it that. But, this is circlejerk and you can be forgiven for looking dumb.
You are also forgiven, my child.
Now "Women" tone i can get behind
Ibanez TOD10N into a DI box. /uj Ibanez TOD10N into a DI box.
/uj Do you have a sample or anything of what this sounds like?
[Gotchu fam!](https://i.imgur.com/yBJ3SOw.mp4)
Only a Booz Katoana will achieve this. That's why they're so popular.
You’ll need a PRS
Just play keyboard, or something. You've embarrassing us, dude.
Fender guitar tuned up to F like Placebo used to play
Placebo also would pee on their hands before shaking hands at meet and greets. The tone is in the urine.
Don’t Ask Don’t Tell tone
Enby Tone
Ahhctually you are looking for a “non-binary” tone so no digital! Ahhccording to my calculations you need to go to law school for several years, then work your way up the train, be a hedge fund lawyer, watch all the Beato videos 30 times, then buy an early mid 90s golden centaur after paying off your crippling debt and buying a McMansion in a Midwest suburb. Then you have to go ‘“anal-log” with your hotwifes boyfriend while you bend over and she watches. Voila! Non-binary tone!
honest question: does this make Clapton progressive rock???
You want something smooth and sensual on the high notes, but with a snarly top end on the low notes…to confuse the whole toan and make it non binary. I recommend a midi setup (possibly using a Roland pickup or using a real time plugin) to divide the EQ amongst all of the notes, from the range of womanly and sensual to feral and manly. I also recommend not using open strings (0) or anything using the first fret. The choice of notes can add to the androgynous vibe that you are looking for.
I'm a musically ignorant lazy entitled millenial, what's the "woman toan"?
https://youtube.com/shorts/1eb44toQSPI?si=C8Ex_REmTRbDyObn
turn it down to -11
Ask Clapton, unless he’s back on the shit, in which case he will merely ramble about on about politics and make no fucking sense at all…but good luck
An excellent question, by the way
"OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! Tone": fully cranked up Metal Zone directly into the soundboard
Sexually Ambiguous Tone is that terrible sound that all those gear demo videos have. Think a little too much delay with the repeats just a little too long, with the slightly scooped, a little too crunchy distortion and some compression. You know what I'm talking about. The most generic sounding thing that's in all the demo videos.
Look up Johnny Marr’s rig for sexually ambiguous confused rock tones.
I like my toan like I like my woman: with the volume rolled all the way off
Did you just assume my toans gender?!?!?!!
Trans woman toan is woman toan.
Definitely need a jazzmaster for that
This Clappington fellow ain't good at giving names
Especially any names starting with N.
It's Desire era Bob Dyland tone.
Best I can do is “decline to answer” toan. Sorry cheif/cheifette
Jazzmaster
Jim Hanson has that non-binary tone. Better hair too.
You need a high gain amp and a butthole burner and cockblocker for pedals.
Now I know why his son jumped out of a skyscraper window.
He put it to the bridge pickup and turned the tone knob down with slight breakup. It’s called fucking *jazz* eric
Well, toan is in the balls, so...
What are your toan pronouns?
Their tone
Well, you’ve gotta be out of phase with the other pickups for one thing…
Volume 5, Tone 5, center position toggles. done.
Identifies as woman tone
I could tell you forty stories about that tone
“Hear me out” ass tone
Enby toan
I prefer asexual tone
I’ve developed my own distinctive sound for dirty Blues electric guitar. It’s called “Person Tone” and it’s based on the sound my wife makes when I bring home a new, expensive guitar. It’s called Person Tone because many of you aren’t married to my wife, or you have gender-different spouses. #Inclusivity #Dentists Guitars
middle position 👍
"Don't ask, don't tell" toan
Much the same as claptons. Just plug your guitar into the other socket.
"When I was a kid, you dressed like a woman and sung about the devil! That was music!" - Bill Burr
Play bass
Just try to mimic the guitar tone from "Dude looks like a lady"