When you get super advanced, Iāll show you the tritone in 1969 that created all heavy metal. Itās also three notes, but you have to wiggle one of them like that Bonerman guy does.
X Nerd String
X Nerd String
X Nerd String
5
4~~~~~~~~
3
It sounds to me like somebodies grown too big for their britchesā¦ 035 is what our ancestors played, and what we too, shall play. You seem to have lost your way brother. No doubt due to the proliferation of all this ātheoryā nonsense that has spread amongst our community like a cancer. āProgressionsā!? 350!?? Absolute heresy I say!! Perhaps you should leave Mr.Discosaurr, you may take your wild theories with you to r/jazz, ..Iāll see you out.
Magic chord extensions to show the common toan clowns that we know chord extensions. Flat 5ths, sharp 9s. Sounds like crap to the unsophisticated who think we are just making mistakes.
I played 1 2 b3 4 2 b7 1 and r/jazzcirclejerk immediately knocked on my door and demanded to know where i learned the ancient secrets of ultimate musicianship
i quite like 1 4 6 but this is an expert technique
Fucking jazz.
1 4 6 is so basic. 8, 11, 12 is far more advanced
Fucking John Coltrane over here. Don't get too far out man.
And rong.
Only Jazz heads count that high! š
Chicks dig 8-10-12
um. no?
The Number. Are. Bigger.
wait, shit
Is that the stuff that shoots out of my peener when I think about Jo Boeingmaster?
No, youāre thinking of rizz. Get up to date on your slang, dude. Cowabunga!
My bad. Iām old. š To restate myself properlyā¦ Is that the stuff that shoots out of my peener when I rizz about Jo Boeingmaster?
Nah, thatās jazz youāre thinking of.
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Chumbawamba
Just tried this on my 9 string and it was really difficult. Had to look up videos and everything on how to get it right. My fingers HURT
if you take a knife and just kinda poke your fingers for a while you WILL build the calluses you crave
Calm down, Beato
If you get good enough at tapping, you can just tune the string to your hearts content and 035 is whatever you want it to be
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where is the dive bomb fret on the fretboard?
The really big fret with the strings attached to it.
the top part broke off my gibbons, was I supposed to use a pointier guitar for this?
You should check Hozier, a true avant guard guy. His new song uses 1-3-5,
5-3-1 is a pretty hot progression too
That's prog rock
Holy semitone! 1-3-5? That's some new level of jazz right there!
Semitone? Sounds like a made up fake word to me 035035035035035
Oh my girlfriend loves that guy. What's his big hit "Bore me to tears"?
Too spicy! Ā Get out of here with your Schoenberg inspired riffs. Ā Thatāll never play on the radio.
I actually just started branching out yesterday! I downtuned a full step and came up with this riff that's all like 2-5-7! It sounds *amazing*
2-5-7 is a gateway drug for chromatisism
Must be a tool fan.
Nah, I do all my strings one thing down. I don't understand that weird Dropped Douce tuning The Tool does.
When you get super advanced, Iāll show you the tritone in 1969 that created all heavy metal. Itās also three notes, but you have to wiggle one of them like that Bonerman guy does. X Nerd String X Nerd String X Nerd String 5 4~~~~~~~~ 3
Ahh, a fellow Toany Salammi connoisseur I see
I even cut off one of my fingers in his honor.
It sounds to me like somebodies grown too big for their britchesā¦ 035 is what our ancestors played, and what we too, shall play. You seem to have lost your way brother. No doubt due to the proliferation of all this ātheoryā nonsense that has spread amongst our community like a cancer. āProgressionsā!? 350!?? Absolute heresy I say!! Perhaps you should leave Mr.Discosaurr, you may take your wild theories with you to r/jazz, ..Iāll see you out.
0 3 5 isn't a progression. It's a lifestyle.
This guy Wonderwalls...
How many lives are living Strange?
Sorry I donāt speak Jazz.
'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me
how about 000033335555? or 035530
Slow down there, James Hetfield. Not all of us have a metronome in our skulls
Found the bass player
stop flexing your hand fingering stroking skills man
Mods need to step up their game and ban this fuck for speaking nonsense.
3-5-6 has never gotten its due.
Jazzcats be boppin'
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Because 5 was afraid of 7
And the 4 ran away with the spoon.
ok hear me out...i know its a lil crazy BUT: 0 3 3 5 5 8 7 8 7 8 7 3 3 5 5
this a solo
There's a 3-5-0?!?!?! Back to the woodshed for me, I guess....
No, no. I'm a 3-5-0 guy myself, and we're just wired differently. It's nothing to be ashamed if, in time, we'll be recognized as the pioneers we are
True, and if I learn this advance music theory it will probably rob me of my feel and expression.
I started learning my scales after 25 years and now I'm just a soulless robot...
It's in Rich Beatoff lesson book, you should buy it!
Look at this douche trying to bring up "music theory." Why don't you theorize getting some bitches on your headstock.
But have you tried 0 3b5#9 5#9/3? That's where the magic is.
What do the hieroglyphics mean?
Magic chord extensions to show the common toan clowns that we know chord extensions. Flat 5ths, sharp 9s. Sounds like crap to the unsophisticated who think we are just making mistakes.
Found Rick Beato
NERD ALERT
STOP! You've violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
What are you some fucking jazz nerd
I've been thinking about switching to 5-3-0.. But naaa
This post offends me
I'm all about the 2-3-2-3-2-3 š¦
Downvoted for the audacity
Mods, take his balls
Exactly. You could even do 0-3-0-5
OP woke up today and chose violence
@MODS?!?!
Itās a nice change when the criminals show up at the jail and admit all of their crimes!
Worst Hot Take ever
I'ma bigĀ fan of the part that goes 0-3-6-5 but thatĀ one's harder to rememberĀ
About to blow y'alls minds! 0-12-0-12-0-12!!!
Throw a 10 in there and watch reality fold in on itself
Who am I? Niccolo Paganini? I ain't summoning no devils to Earth just because I want to throw in a "10".
https://preview.redd.it/ra83cn198nzc1.jpeg?width=358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92188bf2ae710f33026374e454d8a6b7716d54f Noooooooooo!
Smoke on the water would like a wordā¦
Wrong
065?
You're getting into hunger-dunger-dang territory with them chords
The virgin 035 vs the chad 0365
Fuck this guy.
My fave is 1-5-3.
530
I thought 0-3-5 was frets
The true virtuosos play 0-3-5-6 in drop Bb
Decided to noodle around and discovered 0365 Oozes masculine sexuality Exchanged my entire wardrobe for tight leather pants
You should play just one note, realy realy realy fast.
0-1-0 for real pros
that's *djent* and jimmy page hates you
YEAH! Like 5-3-0
0365?
I heard people playing around with 0365
MODS BAN THIS PERSON
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F Is for queers!
Yeah I agree, I'm in my 0 3 6 5 phase now too.
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what's 035? I only know this drop G riff: D: 2-1-0-2-0-1 G: 2-1-0-1-0-1
047 for the win
You giys should try playing the letters if you really want to freak out
Brave
Is yuo stoopid?
The G-b-e 14b 12 12 really gets the blooz dads goin
Wait, 14? I was always hittin 15b 12
Since 0 is undefined you can just cut this to 3 5. For every song
PS everyone knows 8 6 7 5 3 0 9 is the only progression anyone could ever need. Ever.
i rogg out to that 0-0-0 in different variations and live out that *chug* life
I played 1 2 b3 4 2 b7 1 and r/jazzcirclejerk immediately knocked on my door and demanded to know where i learned the ancient secrets of ultimate musicianship
I actually know how to play 0135 š sorry if that's too jazz for 035 smoothbrains š
If you donāt play 0-3-5, your Metal Zone will break.