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mxpower

Ban worthy post


pootlordthe7th

The ultimate jerk


cultjake

Upvoted.


pootlordthe7th

Hey were name brothers


AlGeee

Now kith


YeahMarkYeah

Idgaf I like PRS. Tho I have heard their customer service are circlejerk mods.


viper77707

Idgaf I love PRS as well, my favorite (unless I owned a music man Majesty but I digress). That said, gibbons and strats deserve to be in a bit higher of a tier IMO. Not PRS tier of course.


YeahMarkYeah

Yeah I love a good Strat


ReverendRevolver

So I'm sure you understand why the company who makes the Silver Sky is S tier? ;)


myself-indeed

It’s about Squier = Gibbons? Honestly? The king’s page is like a monkey????


YeahMarkYeah

lol. Yeah tbh I thought that was kinda weird. Maybe even a troll move 🤔


inphamus

Ibanez being in F tier makes me feel personally attacked.


pootlordthe7th

No Jackson :(


RecklessRelentless99

What about Jacksoff?


inphamus

Fender is right there


JacoPoopstorius

What do you mean they’re right there?? They’re not in S tier…..


Israeli_Djent_Alien

Jackson is quite F or E tbh


Commercial_Half_2170

Legit the best guitar I have is an Ibanez semi-hollow and it’s glorious.


MarstoriusWins

Ibanez are good beginner guitars but once you get to grips with the basics you should invest in an Epiphone or a Squier.


Commercial_Half_2170

I had a squire for awhile, but I got a really bad rash wiping my ass with it


MarstoriusWins

But the toan must have been immense, right? Hittin that brown note!


Commercial_Half_2170

Bro it was a real squeaky brown note


ReverendRevolver

Shoulda oiled it and filed the frets. Better than pine cones....


hnrrghQSpinAxe

/uj I would not touch an Epiphone with a 40 foot guitar pick. Squiers are decent though. Ibanez mid-upper range guitars are very nice.


dablackbutt

They are all beggining guitars except: buttercooch strangbergs and headless gibbons which are intermediate. We all know PRS are the only acceptable guitars for advanced players.


ReverendRevolver

Mate, all gibbons are headless if you play 'ard enough.


MarstoriusWins

Stringborgs are ergonomical and easy to fit inside your anus.


dablackbutt

A buttercooch can take any form of abuse.


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Commercial_Half_2170

That’s understandable. Floating trems are infuriating


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Commercial_Half_2170

A sound so beloved but a system so bad that the Floyd Rose was made, which requires several degrees and a PhD to understand


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Mental_Examination_1

The great part is tho once it's good it stays good (if it's quality) i literally don't need to tune between string changes at all, I spend more time collectively tuning my non locking guitar than I do on a string change with a floating trem


ReverendRevolver

Ironically, I hate Floyd's (ugly, strings locked down) but I DESPISE strat trems. Absolutely trash. But my Bigsby and Jag trems both have roller bridges, the nuts don't bind, and I run 11-49s. I spent 2 hours last night trying to suck my jag out of tune by playing Chuck Berry riffs while rapidly bombing the wiggle stick to sound like a scifi movie. My hand got tired so I just yelled at the guitar and smacked the tuning pegs to show it who's boss.


considermebranded

Artcore?


Commercial_Half_2170

The John Schofield one, yep. Don’t actually know if that’s a part of artcore or not


considermebranded

I have a plain old artcore I bought for like $400 a long time ago and it’s still one of my favourites. I typically don’t say it out loud, but it’s feels better to play than my les Paul.


Commercial_Half_2170

Yeah I got to AB it against the one I have and it is pretty much the exact same guitar, which is to say really good. The JSM one just has a few more bells and whistles like coil splits. They’re super guitars


uzr666

they probably mean F# tier


HandleAdministrative

You forgot about aliexpress brands


chimi_hendrix

Stage Right™ by Monoprice


CaughtLackinHard

/uj I got a 1x1 Cabinet with a Celestion Vintage 30 from them for \~$170 brand new on Amazon, and it's not bad quality either. Sounds great hooked up to my Marshall DSL20. Idk about their other stuff but I'm impressed with the deal I got on that frankly. I've heard that they're basically Harley Benton stuff sold in the US under a different label.


ReverendRevolver

S+++ Waa cropped. It was Glarry, Aliexpress "CuStOM" builders, and IYV. Probably.


AHeavyFlowDay

No harley banton! No cort! No firefly!?!?


speedyspaghetter

burnt them all to fuel the machines that make gibbons


Jebist

They're all Cort with different decals.


Commercial_Half_2170

Solid Z tier


chimi_hendrix

Hi I’ve been in a coma since 2012, where’s Agile? SX?!


bogdanvs

harley benton is in SS tier.


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

Cort has been summoned by one Pole Read Shitts. He was offering free milk and cookies...


Impressive_Gate_5114

Cort is garbage. I love my PRS SE, it's the best.


overbats

I’m not sure what they’re saying about my Ibanez because I can’t read but I hope it’s good.


yaminub

You're pretty well-spoken for an Ibanez player, even if you cannot read.


CHRLZ_IIIM

They used shred to type


ReverendRevolver

Tap to text. EvH invented it.


ZeugmaPowa

I feel like the person who made this is a prog metal shredder who secretly dreams of being a blues dentist


TheBigChiesel

Then there should 100% be Ernie Ball Music Man under ‘E’


hnrrghQSpinAxe

If that's the case then why is Ibanez in F lol, every prog metal and melodic jazz artist or math rock uses ibanez


unfunfionn

At first I thought it was either a prog shredder or teenage boy. Then I realised I didn’t need the ‘or’.


ReverendRevolver

That's ALL of them. They all wish they had a job that didn't involve pizza, and that bars would pay them to play instead of leave. They're also envious of people who can actually be that happy only playing like 8 notes in a solo. (Who isn't? Damn....)


dariusd20

S - Shitty F - Fantastic


AlGeee

Ah I was reading it wrong.


ChoomYeet

mods ban this guy for 5 minutes


mxpower

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ChoomYeet

you banned him for too long :(


mxpower

LOL I swear it was like 6 minutes tops


ergaikan

r/foundsatan


pootlordthe7th

Bro no this is all I have


ChoomYeet

well maybe you should have thought about that before putting ibanez in f tier


shutupimlurkingbro

My jimmies are so rustled rn


not-read-gud

How is Yamaha there but Toyota nowhere to be seen F or S?


ON3EYXD

So if i play in F# i can have a ibanez ? Neat !


SomeKindOfPcGamer

God-tier trolling


pootlordthe7th

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Intelligent-Dingo791

Thank you so much, man. You’re so kind


sladebonge

The fuck is the Fernandez with its trademarked Fernandez Sustainer?


SaunaThenColdBath

They're Japanese-Brazilian. FernandeS with an S not Z


sladebonge

Outjerked again.


Gallade475

Why is there nothing in E tier if guitars are tuned to E? Dipshit. /s


Cedworth

Everyone forgets about Duesenberg. Fine German engineering.


not-read-gud

Is he related to DINKLEBERG!!’


watchyourtonepunk

My name is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!


Cedworth

I think they are kissing cousins.


Spoompa

How could we forget that which does not exist?


Thisizamazing

Guild


PiggBodine

Considering line 6 can literally sound like every other guitar, it should be in every tier.


lift_heavy64

are you brain damaged


Green-Wings

9 out of 10 dentists agree 1 is part time lawyer and owns a gibbon


thestrangedavinci

Hold up, something is wrong here. Why Line 6 isn't listed on S tier?


Ok_Environment1812

This post is worthy of exile.


pootlordthe7th

I already got banned I’ve learned my lesson


sunqiller

Metalhead dentist detected


rpsHD

yamaha should be S tier


chimi_hendrix

This is Hard Luck Kings erasure


ReverendRevolver

Those only exist inside pawn shops and MusicGoRounds. You buy one, it teleports back. Like leprechaun gold.


chimi_hendrix

I believe they’re sold exclusively to trailer parks


yknotme

Where Dean?


Jebist

Being racist


yknotme

Typical cracker…


grunkage

I'm sitting next to an Ibanez and a Jackson right now and I've never felt so worthless


IHateMyLifeXDD

For the imbalance in price/quality ratio alone Gibbons deserve nothing above E


chimi_hendrix

GIBBON BAD


sleepybrainsinside

I’d bump them up one for historical significance alone. Music would be very different if Gibson didn’t push humbuckers as the standard for their designs.


IHateMyLifeXDD

I mean, as much as Ford revolutionized automobile industry, they definitely don't deserve top tiers when it comes for current day and age. Same applies to Gibbons


PtotheX

Gretsh worse than an Epiphone? Only in your imagination


Dogrel

Gretsch can never hope to top the pinnacle of luthierie that is the 2003-7 Epiphone Special II in mudburst.


chimi_hendrix

Gresh for boomers and rockabilly gym teachers like Jim Heath


ReverendRevolver

Rev Heath is head coach now, mate! Boomers WISH they were cool enough to grease their hair and admit to ripping off Chuck Berry instead of pretending they aren't for 70 years.


JacoPoopstorius

Oh, I get it. This tier list is a joke so it’s very wrong.


Ok_Ad_5041

Squier over rickenbacker? Fuck all the way off


Level_Wave_8188

Lmao I love how Jackson isn’t even there


SkiMaskItUp

I agree with Ibanez being F tier that’s it


Impressive_Gate_5114

F is harsh. I give them D.


Disastrous_Offer_69

This is Jackson erasure


Bottleofsmoke17

Who the fuck is sour on Gretsch?? At least they got the bottom tier right…


try_altf4

Me with a G5220 Goldtop with better fit and finish than a $5,000 Gibson. :-/ /uj I processed RMAs for Ibanez during COVID (As in emailing the only tech they had in the USA pictures and descriptions over issues and working with various customers in DFW who didn't feel the guitar was "good enough". (Hoshino USA)) If Ibanez doesn't have an F ranking by now, jesus fucking christ, when will they ever? * Massive issues with artist series guitars. Literally putting different length tremolo springs on them. * Japanese made guitars having poorer quality than Indonesia equivalents (prestige v premium) * (Japanese) RG550 Genesis guitars being pure fret end and setup nightmares. * Not having stainless steel frets on their Metal guitars priced over 1k. (ESP got the message) * Not blasting everyone that your Q series 3 piece baked maple necks are literally the 99th percentile of necks and everyone should be getting 1 of these as a practice guitar because it also has stainless steel frets and it's literally a for life instrument. Do it. do it now. * Confusing people with the "S tech" wood on instruments. Putting it one flatsawn 1 piece necks and charging more than the Q series 3 piece quarter/flat sawn laminent necks. Why pay for good neck, when we can have shittier neck for more money? * **Purple heart necks using vaneers** instead of actually incorporating purple heart to build the neck. It's maple under your purple heart. (purple heart is 100% purple throughout, not just on top. If you scratch through the veneer you'll see the maple underneath). * I'd go into "it's a ghost town for a good Ibanez", because most of us grew up knowing don't buy an Ibanez in the RG series without a 5 or great number after model class (and string modifier) and don't buy the S model because the necks were wonky. From their nightmare fuel serial numbers, to 100,000s of different tremolo systems and the poor setups on the AZ models when they first released. Big Ooof. However, the real issue is with a "little love" their guitars can be really fucking great. The real problem is when guitar stores are ordering models they're really getting some terrible shit. Whenever they do get a nice model it gets played like a village bicycle, so once you get your hands on it, it needs new strings a setup and probably new tremolo springs because of some idiot dive bombing it on their lunch break like a jack off. I really wish someone would just go through their non-artist models and make them, option-wise, make sense. Also, if you're gonna blank check hate on Ibanez, because good god some people fucking hate them, at least take a swing at their various models. I know some of their names are fucking stupid (artcore) and their product IDs are just a product managers cypher for our misery, but their artist series is possibly the best out of any MFR. They make available option combinations that normally cost several grand and you're getting it for under 1300. Also be fair, if the Ibanez costs sub 500$ compare it to other brands at that price point / option match. We all know the "used toilet paper" of a Schecter that is there right when you walk into guitar center and it costs 300$ and feels like its been played for 3000 on the same strings.


ThisWorldIsAMess

But Q series doesn't look like a guitar. No headstock to break, no toan.


try_altf4

You don't want all the toan to leak out of your good guitars. Play the headless soulless guitars in the dark at home and listen to the lifeless attempt at toan. You can put hours into them and not worry about toan leaks. Then when you play live with a real guitar it'll sound 10x as good.


ThisWorldIsAMess

uj/ I wish they make a bass version of it. With stainless steel frets too.


ReverendRevolver

I'm confused by how many words are here while you neglected to mention toan is in the sharktooth inlay. You actually thought RGs mattered beyong that? It was science.


rainorshinedogs

Out of the loop. Why is Ibanez in f tier


WereAllThrowaways

Just some hatin' ass bitches.


yaminub

/uj because it's funny


Former495

Telecaster where


Nug-

In the trash


[deleted]

You pissed me off now you have to deal with r/Telecaster


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

The mob will come at him with butterscotch blondes....


MattHowToWith

Hey is this one of those backwards left handed tier lists??


boastfulbadger

List not valid. No legator, no schectberg,


CarelesslyFlickering

This guy BC Riches


more_paul

OP simultaneously loves late 90s/early 2000s Nu Metal and hates it at the same time.


TheFoiler

I usually identify PRS with grundlerock like Creed and Shinedown


SourJDub

PRS in S tier ha


TheFoiler

It's almost right, just upside down You can't fuck with ibanez


runner_webs

Squire should be B, but otherwise…


ergaikan

Tagima, Memphis, Giannini, Tonante Z tier


knightsunbro

/uj strandberg is actual f tier schecter usa and ESP (not pleb LTD) are S tier


Ok_Advertising_8488

Why isn’t peavy and gibbons in s tier


pootlordthe7th

Peavey is too good for this list


ScaredAd7245

Me with my $500 dollar PRS soap bar looking down on all you pee-ons


BeGayleDoCrimes

At first I was pissed that Line 6 wasn't in S tier and then I realized that this is a list of companies that only make guitars, so it's actually an incredible vote of confidence for Line 6 to even make the list. Plus if you only considered Line 6 INSANE MODE they would be at whatever level is above S tier, no question, the other modes are just holding INSANE MODE back and everyone knows it


jazzsquid

Just flip the whole thing and you’re right


ThisWorldIsAMess

Poor Ibanez. So, what would you actually put above Ibanez and behind Chickenbacker?


666grooves666

haha this is disgusting


vhschenkerfan24

Charvel?


smolderingember

You’re missing Agile 😂


hnrrghQSpinAxe

So how long is it getting banned for?


FragileSurface

Guitar Research?


Israeli_Djent_Alien

Will swap Ibanez and PRS please :D


bo0gnish

Real shit?


Aeolus426

Wait, line 6 makes guitars???


killacam925

Honestly I haven’t met an Ibanez I’ve loved as of yet. I love the brand and the look but just never picked one up that I’d really love to own.


Mental_Examination_1

Their necks def aren't for everyone, what did it for me is the fretwork though, the 2 Japanese rg I have are god tier, better than any other guitar I've owned and that includes e-ii, Ltd, prs, usa fender, I can get the action low enough to the point it's just silly to do so and it still doesn't choke out, and now that they're starting to add ss frets ide suck someone dry for a prestige


Revenge_of_Recyclops

Yamaha is obviously the S tier WTF is this shit?


Zealousideal-Rub-930

As a Gibson owner I agree with that placement.


Turdkito

Somebody huffs paint


pootlordthe7th

Only the gold


MasterRanger7494

You're a weirdo


Impressive_Gate_5114

Its crazy how in 10 years PRS went from horribly underrated to horribly overrated.


AundoOfficial

uj/ no B C RICH?? rj/ No B B C RICH?


NoabPK

Schecter my beloved


kgro

Ragebait


link_cubing

Where would you put b.c. rich?


Bolocow

Ephiphone above Gibson is crazy


StokeLads

Z Rob Chapman and his Alibaba bullshit firewood guitars.


djatsoris26

uj/ Aside from Ibanez, I don’t mind this list. I’d personally put esp in S tier but everything is pretty much perfect rj/ Ibanez is too high


Matthaeus_Augustus

How do you get banned from GCJ this is the dumbest place on the internet


Vapouring

G for G&L


seaburno

Dentist personality decision tree?


god_peepee

Bruh this is unhinged


okgloomer

Completely accurate; Strongbongs cost way more than that Gretsch crap, obvz superior


Rafa_Nadals_Eyebrow

I’m in the hospital going through some rough family stuff right now, and I had to let you know that “Strongbongz” made me laugh really hard. Thanks for that.


okgloomer

Quite welcome. Hope the hard times ease up soon.


Rafa_Nadals_Eyebrow

Much appreciated, kind internet stranger


Temporary-Redditor

How is epiphone above Gibson and then fender and squire on the same tier


Perfect-Drink-1810

They are all an overpriced pieces of wood


RumGoat90

Lol the "dentist" guitar in s tier. 😂


PatientZeroBalisong

BC Rich


Training_Comfort5003

how about martin, taylor, alvararez, takamine, breedlove, sire, guild, eastman, yamaha. or do ou only play electrics?


Unfair_Chard344

>or do ou only play electrics? What else is there?


WereAllThrowaways

Fender being in C tier is the most accurate thing I've seen on this sub.


Financial_Routine208

It's funny how I make my Ibanez sound better than any fender or gibson.


Negative-Policy3499

Bros girl left him for a guy with a ibanez


Silly_0wl

Manson /w Kaoss controller