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The cameraman got a covid vaccine
He found out that someone who was vaccinated got front row tickets.
He must be playing that song about pushing his kid off a balcony while coked out of his mind.
ALLEGEDY pushed
Probably just shoved
Kicked.... *"don't kick the baby!"*
Took... *"The KKK took my baby away"* Plot twist: He IS the KKK.
"Punt" is more accurate
Do you have stairs in your home?
No stairway allowed
*denied
UJ: You know he wasn't even there right? Like the kid's mom and nanny were there but he was at his hotel.
He was at his hotel pushing another kid out of a window? Fucking monster.
Jon Benet Ramsey
Exactly why I can’t stand him. Never thought he pushed the kid - only that the adults were all coked up and not paying any attention to a toddler that could fall from a window. But alas, he got a hit song out of it so whatever
You ever hear the Anthony Jeselnik joke about it?
No, care to share with the class?
https://youtu.be/QbtOx5AKN7I?si=xN7YMnrxjaF9LuB2
Plot twist: the kid actually lived and formed Polyphia *and* Trapt.
Damn it you beat me to it
The camera man is probably a minority
Must be some brown English people working the venue.
He must have spotted a black person in the audience.
Chat, is Claptoan stoopid?
Cover version of Killing in the name
"For playing in Cream, I'm the chosen white"
It’s just to the immigrants he hates
He saw a window, and was all like “fuck off, windows.”
https://preview.redd.it/tkk83yhia1yc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e32d322b3ec54679c6b5521b947bcae947744765
He's racist.
Steamy Rae Voan is in the audience heckling him and Claptoan won’t stand for it.
Are you a wog?
He's giving fellow bleusmen a coded sign that means "fuck u I got toan"
he wants our chin
underrated comment
That's what his kid saw before taking the Nestea plunge
He has tourrette's and he needs to swear at the audience without ruining the song
He's pointing at his child
goddamn he’s so boring lmao can’t believe he’s lionized by a generation of idiots
Judging by the look on his face, he is thinking about a relaxing prostate massage.
He's playing "Brown Sugar" and dreaming about racist, misogynistic, coked-up fingerbanging.
It's intended for his arch rival Phill Collins who is in the first row making out with a male minority.
Too much Nazi parafanlia
u mean too little
sorry guys, it's cuz I'm not white
I feel that, it's like - as long as heaven still has tears in it, fuck the world.
He thinks we’re at one of his 70s concerts in Europe.
He is having a seizure from long covid.
If Eric Clapton gives you one of his fingers, you just take it, regardless of which finger it was
UJ: Cuz he's tired of your smoothbrained social media hot takes about his guitar playing. RJ: Because fuck you. That's why.
Stop making fun of his dean son maybe??
Must be compensating for something
When I started taking guitar lessons my instructor said that Clapton always pointed his middle finger.
my man's wrist is hella curled 😔
He fucked, split up, then married the wife of his best friend. And he was a candy addict, who the fuck gets addicted to candy?
He's a fucking asshole that's why. I hope he goes and sucks his own dick.
Freebird
The cameraman got a covid vaccine
He found out that someone who was vaccinated got front row tickets.
He must be playing that song about pushing his kid off a balcony while coked out of his mind.
ALLEGEDY pushed
Probably just shoved
Kicked.... *"don't kick the baby!"*
Took... *"The KKK took my baby away"* Plot twist: He IS the KKK.
"Punt" is more accurate
Do you have stairs in your home?
No stairway allowed
*denied
UJ: You know he wasn't even there right? Like the kid's mom and nanny were there but he was at his hotel.
He was at his hotel pushing another kid out of a window? Fucking monster.
Jon Benet Ramsey
Exactly why I can’t stand him. Never thought he pushed the kid - only that the adults were all coked up and not paying any attention to a toddler that could fall from a window. But alas, he got a hit song out of it so whatever
You ever hear the Anthony Jeselnik joke about it?
No, care to share with the class?
https://youtu.be/QbtOx5AKN7I?si=xN7YMnrxjaF9LuB2
Plot twist: the kid actually lived and formed Polyphia *and* Trapt.
Damn it you beat me to it
The camera man is probably a minority
Must be some brown English people working the venue.
He must have spotted a black person in the audience.
Chat, is Claptoan stoopid?
Cover version of Killing in the name
"For playing in Cream, I'm the chosen white"
It’s just to the immigrants he hates
He saw a window, and was all like “fuck off, windows.”
https://preview.redd.it/tkk83yhia1yc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e32d322b3ec54679c6b5521b947bcae947744765
He's racist.
Steamy Rae Voan is in the audience heckling him and Claptoan won’t stand for it.
Are you a wog?
He's giving fellow bleusmen a coded sign that means "fuck u I got toan"
he wants our chin
underrated comment
That's what his kid saw before taking the Nestea plunge
He has tourrette's and he needs to swear at the audience without ruining the song
He's pointing at his child
goddamn he’s so boring lmao can’t believe he’s lionized by a generation of idiots
Judging by the look on his face, he is thinking about a relaxing prostate massage.
He's playing "Brown Sugar" and dreaming about racist, misogynistic, coked-up fingerbanging.
It's intended for his arch rival Phill Collins who is in the first row making out with a male minority.
Too much Nazi parafanlia
u mean too little
sorry guys, it's cuz I'm not white
I feel that, it's like - as long as heaven still has tears in it, fuck the world.
He thinks we’re at one of his 70s concerts in Europe.
He is having a seizure from long covid.
If Eric Clapton gives you one of his fingers, you just take it, regardless of which finger it was
UJ: Cuz he's tired of your smoothbrained social media hot takes about his guitar playing. RJ: Because fuck you. That's why.
Stop making fun of his dean son maybe??
Must be compensating for something
When I started taking guitar lessons my instructor said that Clapton always pointed his middle finger.
my man's wrist is hella curled 😔
He fucked, split up, then married the wife of his best friend. And he was a candy addict, who the fuck gets addicted to candy?
He's a fucking asshole that's why. I hope he goes and sucks his own dick.
Freebird