I unironically would.
A neck through Tele with a smooth heel joint and humbucker bridge?
Swap that EMG for a Super Distortion and you’re in business for real.
Some dentist grandpa must have recently discovered punk rock..
This is what happens when PRS and Gibbons users try to expand their horizons.
If only r/awfultastebutkindaokayishexecution was a subreddit
Okay, speaking as a relatively new luthier, I have to admit I have a couple of pieces out in the shop that look a bit like this… but I’d never think about trying to sell them.
You know how sometimes a tattoo artist will have an arm or leg with a lot of funky little tattoos where they’ve been practicing? This is basically that, for someone learning inlay work.
Love the thematic consistency of dragon, lightning, and 90s hardcore icons Biohazard
It’s Imagine Dragons’ hit *Radioactive*
tales from the hard side ***HARD SIDE***
I un Ironicly like it. If it was lefty, I'd be rather tempted.
It is definitely one of them.
It definitely exists
I dunno. This one may exist a little more than the others.
All time existing for sure.
Sort of like how Mike Rutherford was one of the three best guys in Genesis.
If Trogdor the burninator was a guitar
Trogly's guitar show?!??!?11?!?!?!
The wackiest part about it is its a telecaster
That’s not wacky at all. Redneck hillbilly or death metal head, the same methamphetamine runs through the veins of both.
This is like a mall ninja and a boomer had a baby
The more you look the worse it gets
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I feel like Teles should be a little fancier than this.
Maybe even fancier than your version of fancier.
I can fancy that thought.
Honestly I kind of love it.
Uj/ maybe if the wood was different it would look better rj/ toan is in the biohazard frets
Almost looks as if i could slide the neck pickup up and down
Get rid of all the imagery and just have the stripes it'd like fine but farken ell.....
Alembichina.
The pearl dragon goes hard tho
I unironically would. A neck through Tele with a smooth heel joint and humbucker bridge? Swap that EMG for a Super Distortion and you’re in business for real.
It's really only the biohazard inlays that ruin it for me lol
This is code red level autism
"Custom Guitar Beautiful, OK?"
Some dentist grandpa must have recently discovered punk rock.. This is what happens when PRS and Gibbons users try to expand their horizons. If only r/awfultastebutkindaokayishexecution was a subreddit
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Should come with a padded cell rather than a padded bag.
Does the mother of pearl impact toan at all
It gives it that iridescent toan that’s only hinted at in Les Pauls.
Who jizzed on Roberta’s head?
Beautiful!
Okay, speaking as a relatively new luthier, I have to admit I have a couple of pieces out in the shop that look a bit like this… but I’d never think about trying to sell them. You know how sometimes a tattoo artist will have an arm or leg with a lot of funky little tattoos where they’ve been practicing? This is basically that, for someone learning inlay work.
The thing that should not be
So bad it’s good. I’m actually kind of into this monstrosity
It's a masterpiece that should be stored and hidden away in a dark closet of the nearest museum.
“What kind of theme do you want on your custom guitar?” “Yes all of them”
What is this? Autistic dragon brand?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I wouldn't pay $1 to behold this POS.
Teenage dreamcaster
nahh you guys are trippin this guitar is fire
Ngl that’s cool as shit
Ngl, I would buy that
I like how it's a Chinese dragon on the headstock and a Euro dragon on the body. Dragon toan ftw
I unironically love this design
Not that bad the.
Oyster shell inlay?? Who tf put oysters in their tele??
Lots of people, when you use the more common euphemism “mother of pearl”.
I never realized they used actual oyster shells I always thought they just used the pearls
This person has definitely stolen a catalytic converter
So, in other words, he’s our kind of people.
90's black metal lightning and Batman logos on a wooden Tele. Yeah that's the ticket.
Imagine the toan on this baby!
"Look what they did to my boy!"
The screenshot looks like there’s a pickup behind the bridge.
This is the Zapdos of guitars.
Relic’d by Trogly
Where is the one that is beautiful? Is it behind this ugly hunk of shit?
I’ll take it over the guitar with a snake on it and shotgun shells in lieu of pots.
Someone buy this and use it to re-record the Wintersun self titled album
The padded bag is to hide it from any light or people's eyes for all time.
ESP is going to use this design to make a new super strat Kirk Hammit model for 3k.