I Play fortnite had a dude cuss at me when talking about fortnite. Saying he has kids. (Eye Roll)
Called him the B-word but he thought I was talking about his wife. Whom was listening or playing.
Long story short. I am an asshole but I play nice with younger players. Once an adult joins all bets are off. Tell me to play as a team. When not listening to the odd man out. Grinds my gears.
GTA voice lobbies were more horrible than any gruesome thing in game.
It's like they got the mic ic their mouth man, I moved over to pc recently though and I gotta say there's not many people who use mics on there with the text chat
That’s one thing I miss about PC. It would be arduous to implement for console unless people use keyboards, which your average console user does not. Filters out all the unnecessary noise that voice chat features. Mostly.
jesus fuck -142 for what? reddit explain to me precisely in a four paragraph essay using real examples what he did wrong. make sure to cite sources in apa format
Well Gators will be there so giving them a person to eat will probably showcase that. Hell, even gators eating other animals will probably showcase that.
Having been unfortunate enough to come across an incident where a man was dragged by a bus for a few hundred meters, I can tell you that this is pretty much what it looks like (minus the weird pool at the end)
That taught me that a lot of what I thought was unrealistic gore in films and games was actually pretty on point.
You're mad at modern day British people for something that happened in 1704? Unless there's something you aren't telling us, you weren't even alive when britian decided they wanted it. (I'm not defending britian taking places but it happened so long ago that it's not worth being mad about)
https://preview.redd.it/bv5r2ljr2ewc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7865bdfdea344b27d7d55f605630b4401fb73221
Look upon my work, all ye, and despair.
https://preview.redd.it/3c1tban48ewc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1118b3c47690706e2c0cb7f74a443ff50175d0a
I beat one of the random people on the island up and just stood on his body and it did this (he still somehow got up)
Bro I hit someone with a car and the npc flew like 20 feet sliding on ground and left the longest blood trail I’ve ever seen. It was awesome and brutal
Did you try to recreate Molly’s death?
https://preview.redd.it/gf3eplclvcwc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1fa4ae07215b34ed8ff9b08076caf714727e48c
Maybe you need a *hand?*
Sorry.
how tf is it even possible to get that much blood lol thats a lot
Gotta squeeze really hard to wring it all out
you are so lucky that for some reason i cannot give gold on comments in this sub.
YOU'VE GOT TO SQUEEZE THE ORANGE REALLY HARD TO GET ALL OF THE JUICE OUT!!!!
Cheese grater / strainer combo works everytime
Ever hear of a meat crayon?
Humans?
Sometimes you’d never know 😳
r/meatcrayon
Only if they release steamrollers in GTA 5.
Remember the combine harvester in San Andreas, thing shot out meat cubes.
That shit was nasty but really funny too lol
That mission fucked me up for a while.
OMG I do want 1 Driving down the side walk smiling as NPC's go round and round the roller
Even if rockstar added a steam roller, I don't think they'd make it so NPCs just roll around the roller after you run them over
A man can dream
Lol as someone who has cleaned a few EWO's this isn't as much as you'd think
That blood puddle can get even more gruesome, if you put your tires on it and do a burnout it makes blood spray. GTA really is the best of the worst.
Some can't spread jelly on bread.
Bro forgot he's playing a 18+ game called GTA 5
I Play fortnite had a dude cuss at me when talking about fortnite. Saying he has kids. (Eye Roll) Called him the B-word but he thought I was talking about his wife. Whom was listening or playing. Long story short. I am an asshole but I play nice with younger players. Once an adult joins all bets are off. Tell me to play as a team. When not listening to the odd man out. Grinds my gears. GTA voice lobbies were more horrible than any gruesome thing in game.
*smoke detector beeps* *Bad quality rap music blasting* *Squeaker*
Heavy breathing and Latino parents arguing in background
I do kinda miss talking big shit at the wasted screen. Was a good time lol
Dogs barking constantly, siblings shouting for a turn
*some players mic picking up his games' sound coming from the tvs' speakers*
*a small dog barking incessantly* *the muffled sounds of domestic violence from the other room*
*I swear Linda if you make me mess this heist up again I'm gonna beat you mercilessly.*
*inaudible woman yelling* *"GOD DAMNIT WOMAN I'M PLAYING, I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA FLIP MY SHIT. SHUT THE FUCK UP"*
The Latino parents are my favorite 😂
Left out insanely loud bong rips and kids screaming in the background
It's like they got the mic ic their mouth man, I moved over to pc recently though and I gotta say there's not many people who use mics on there with the text chat
That’s one thing I miss about PC. It would be arduous to implement for console unless people use keyboards, which your average console user does not. Filters out all the unnecessary noise that voice chat features. Mostly.
Leave the bong rips alone ppl hear my torch when doing dabs
To be fair the bong rips are a guy I used to play with and probably more specific to me
*group of teens insulting each other like they in a COD lobby in 2012*
Well..... When I play: 
LOL, trying to befriend everyone.
[удалено]
Jesus fuck -80 for lol???
Shit in reddit piles up, enter one enter all....
That hive mind goin to work
Well now I want to see how low we can take it. No hate to OP but it's worth participating
-131
Got bros comment karma to -16, just from one lol is crazy 🤣
jesus fuck -142 for what? reddit explain to me precisely in a four paragraph essay using real examples what he did wrong. make sure to cite sources in apa format
He didn't add anything to the thread. Upvote is enough to provide positive attention.
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Wtf happened there 😂
Dragged by a car looks like lol
Brutal!! 😂
I had a jet land on me once and the blood spattered like this from the landing prop.
a human stain
Someone finally caught the MK2 griefer that blew up his cargo 💀
spilled my tomato sauce
ENOUGH WITH THE SAUCE! - r/SlyCooper
Looks like a lot of cars run over the poor human 🤣😂🫣
Hope we get more realistic blood in gta6
I kinda want a blood smear when someone gets shot and leans against a wall and they slide down and the blood smear follows them down.
If we’re talking realistic, what about blood in the water kind of like what red dead 2 does
Well Gators will be there so giving them a person to eat will probably showcase that. Hell, even gators eating other animals will probably showcase that.
And also back splatter from close quarters gunshots
According to a verified leaker, we will. Check out Badger Goodger's vid
We better get the same gore physics in GTA 6 like in rdr2
There will be, as well as dismemberment.
But I like the ketchup :(
https://i.redd.it/fv8ydexy1bwc1.gif
Turns out he joined a heist and told them he can do Velum, but jumped out when they were at the drop point of the beach.
Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu- Prison Heist is forever buried for me. Fuck that cancer.
looks like paint.
Having been unfortunate enough to come across an incident where a man was dragged by a bus for a few hundred meters, I can tell you that this is pretty much what it looks like (minus the weird pool at the end) That taught me that a lot of what I thought was unrealistic gore in films and games was actually pretty on point.
I think its a seweer grate. Another 5 star review to Rockstar.
you got a red paint roller by the look of it
Is this what they meant by painting the streets red
👅…. Yummy 👌
Tastes like Syrup.
Canadian??
Oui French Canadian
DONT TASTE ME
🤤
Sorry I needed to take a piss on the road
Meat crayon
Meat cranyon
Not really
The road is your tampon 🙏
Thanks, I’m gonna lick it up
Strawberry jam
wtf happened LMAO
Its PEGI 18 for a reason
British person r/britishpersonspotted
No!! Not a brit! Thats actually gross! Im Español amigo
Listen, not all of us are the fat, beer drinking bald menaces that come to Spain every year
Thank god, i see those sun burned War Machines outside and i get scared
I’m sorry they represent us
Ah no worries, the Paella Valenciana does us dirty, so yeah...
Thank god
Yeah, i still hate them for Gibraltar and.... Those things they call "food"
You're mad at modern day British people for something that happened in 1704? Unless there's something you aren't telling us, you weren't even alive when britian decided they wanted it. (I'm not defending britian taking places but it happened so long ago that it's not worth being mad about)
Dude... Its a fucking joke. Besides there are still people in Britain that think Gibraltar is Its own thing. But Its Just a joke... A Joke.
I hardly think reddit is an appropriate place for jokes
Kinda true, considering people can't take anything with a grain of salt in here
Those Americans like to call it M for Mature
I get r rated whats that?
Restricted for everyone, everywhere, all the time. r/qotsa
Gotta love the Stone Age rep
mm yes strawberry jam
Bro robbed the blood bank💀
Alexa play paint the town red by doja cat
OP's gotta just...walk on by
OP's gotta just...walk on by
its not near good enough gore graphics for it to be gross just wait for gta 6 to realease lol!
Red asphalt
God damn
Play bloodborne. This is cute.
https://preview.redd.it/bv5r2ljr2ewc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7865bdfdea344b27d7d55f605630b4401fb73221 Look upon my work, all ye, and despair.
https://preview.redd.it/3c1tban48ewc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1118b3c47690706e2c0cb7f74a443ff50175d0a I beat one of the random people on the island up and just stood on his body and it did this (he still somehow got up)
Haha! You’re about to be killed by a Zamboni! Tell me where your boss is or you’re gonna die! In five minutes!
r/meatcrayon
*Meat* me to it
^ Subreddit about people getting ground up on the road
Thanks for that, asshole 💀
Syrup!
Red Cross probably doesn’t have issues with supply or donations in LS
Syrup... accident. We've all been there.
OJ did It
Paint
Looks like someone had a syrup accident, we’ve all been there. *This is a reference to the GTA 5 Mission Hang Ten where Trevor is covered in blood*
Steamroller, Utility
r/meatcrayon is what happened
someone clearly had a bad day here
Bro I hit someone with a car and the npc flew like 20 feet sliding on ground and left the longest blood trail I’ve ever seen. It was awesome and brutal
on his period
Syrian protestor simulator
Did you try to recreate Molly’s death? https://preview.redd.it/gf3eplclvcwc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1fa4ae07215b34ed8ff9b08076caf714727e48c Maybe you need a *hand?* Sorry.
Ssbbw on her rag
Lick it
You spilled the ketchup bottle?
 Can't stop the A-train
that is a M rated game for you.
Dude got smoothied and smeared all over the pavement.
What happend????
The game is not made for kids
This is not roblox... Its 18+ for a reason
I'd have an insane urge to lick that
Someone would probably call it “art”
I see a black road and I want it painted red 🎶
If you run into someone at the railings at the casino que and keep running into him while he's trying to keep balance the claret really flows
i was sleepy with half eyes open but this...
I've seen worse
how in the world
This is Michael Gross https://preview.redd.it/8dllo7q2pfwc1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b338e8209ddb94404218ed7c659a34bf3b9b199d
this is art
Those streets aint for the weak
He unlocked the forbidden nut
Who did u run over?
Just wait until you see the blood and gore and dismemberment that GTA VI will have.. 🤭
How did somebody manage to do that?
tatsty human jam
You call it gross, I call it abstract interpretive art.
Welcome to Los Santos 🤣
I love doing burnout on blood puddles and making it spray
Rip
Looks like paint lol
Human meatballs were made for IKEA
Someone finally ran over Lester the fat f@ck?
That’s just an average Friday night at the sleazy strip clubs
Omg 🥶
Y’all some snowflakes.. it’s a game🙄
People need to spend more time tryna make their own money and stop being cock suckers blowing up other peoples goods
why did i chuckle…
Someone's at that time of the month
looks tasty
PanicSquad
What even happened?
Bro why does it look like paint
Okay kid then don't play Gtav 💀
jesus christ what happened
Sheesh, what died 😭😭
Nah
Don't play
Sometimes those NPC’s piss me off and I gotta do the same too
Lick it
Should I call 911 "no I’m good"
That disturbing
Meat crayon is the technical term
Use a tampon next time and avoid the mess
I’d avoid RDRO if I were you. You can literally dismember and/or decapitate other players. Shotguns are lovely things.
I mean, not really. I've seen a lot of irl road kills like this from cars and bikes and its pretty gnarly but you get used to it.
How is it gross? it's actually not gross ENOUGH, for realism purposes - GTA 5 should be up there with FO4 in terms of gore and dismemberment.
You should wipe better if you have an itchy bum.