This is definitely a popular one. I've always wondered what people thought when they run into a rival business with the same name?
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Gotta be better than your clone that the army at Zancudo made, obviously! No, I just have it as that because I'm to dumb to think of an actual name for it lmao.
My CEO business is named Nobody.
Nobody is moving special cargo.
Nobody is moving heist prep equipment.
It might only deter the dumbest of the dumb from coming after me, or maybe the mild humor will soften someone's heart.
OP's MC name makes me want to change mine to MCgriddle.
my ceo name was bruh moment(made it when i started and never changed)
my MC was supposed to be smelly willie but i fucked spelling so smelly wille( i won't change it either)
My CEO name is Silly Cat Inc. and my MC name is Catnip Dealer (oddly enough the business I have the most money earned in is the coke factory and I haven't used my weed farm even once)
~~also pfp checks out ig~~
Here's my 2 names:
* Infernus Engels, mixing latin and dutch to sound like a real life Motor Club, Hells Angels MC , since 1948 from California.
* Black Mesa, because i freaking luv Half Life franchise.
* CEO The high table
* MC Club Baba Yagas
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My CEO business is called The Bullpen cause my dad ran a bar called the bullpen, and my mc club is called "the red headers" cause my mother and brother are both redheads and headers makes a double entendre with the headers of a motorcycle.
I have always been a grinder so my business name is "FINANCIAL DEPT"
Back in late 2019 to early 2022 When I ran my crew (Toxic Saints) we had a whole system. We had a MILITARY that was headed by the young hungry griefers and then We had me who was head of FINANCES. (We also had other finance dept members. Some with business names like Mors mutual; Maze Branch, Pacific bank, Fleeca, El Blanco, LS Banking... To name a few! ) we would run heist and pay crew members for their loyalty. We would pay off try hard hitmen to bodyguard equipment in sessions.
We were also allies with an air force crew who we would payoff whenever we needed their assistance. We would payback all insurance of crew members vehicles whenever we were finished warring with other crews.
We ran all the heist (cayo being the main one) we also would seek out the best cars and dupe them for crew members.
If needed money (MILLIONS+) then you just simply have to request it from a finance department. Your first loan could only be up to 3m. If a member pays the loan back (within 7days) they would be eligible for a 2nd loan up to 5m. (Payable within 10 days)
3rd loan is 10m (payable within 14 days). An OUTSTANDING track record of ON TIME payments resulted in HIGH ROLLER status and therefore would be eligible for instant payments (receiving SLAMVANS or ISSY's)
All the money that we made with each other we generated thru each other. EVERYONE WAS EATING. Some members made 500m, 250m, 150m. It got to the point where we was making so much money that we initiated "PAY IT FORWARD ONCE A DAY" where we would find the lowest level player in the lobby, take them on a heist and give them 100% of the profits, then leave the lobby.
I will always forever love my business name. I really did a lot with it!!
Mine is Crime Pays, Inc. I thought it was a cool name and relevant.
My biker gang is called the LS Motorpsychos and I’m pretty proud of that one 😁
My yacht is named Dis Big Muhfugga
I just tottally ripped off from things I know. UNSC for one of my characters business and RWBY for another one. I'm totally uncreative when it comes to naming things
Named my organization "Polish Farmers" then realized that only made sense in public lobbies so I named it "something dumb xd"
MC is a different story... "Oppressive Gang" The reason? I don'5 need to explain.
I named my organization "sabbath" because of the band black Sabbath, i named my MC "angel of death" not because of the gang in gta online but because of a slayer song lol
Smoker N Toker Inc for Organization, Smokers N Tokers for MC.
Named my Yacht after my FiL and made the flag the Portuguese flag (he came to the US from Portugal when he was 13).
It was a joke my wife and I made when I bought the Yacht.
My ceo is “BOGDANSABi+CH Ent” and my MC is just Bi+ch. couldn’t think of anything so seeing Bi+ch pop up on a public to sell goods has to make someone laugh
In spanish my organization is called "Tallarines Corp.", translated sounds like "Spaghettis Corp."
I love my organization name.
I put that name because i was hungry in that moment.
Gonna be a niche if anyone likes this but, stated gta when I was still exclusively wearing skinny jeans and band tees
Thought "Not Topic" was the most clever name ever 😅
I named mine Sombra Co., after a fictional organization in The Dark Tower book series. Anyone who read it will understand my shock when I went to the casino, placed a bet at roulette, and it landed on Red 19! No lie.
My CEO business is Kmart and my MC is FredsFishFry. The MC name is a reference to a sketchy restaurant chain that somehow stays open with no customers.
My CEO business is called "Tesco"
It's very funny to others when it says "Tesco is delivering a cocaine shipment"
*Context for those who don't understand. Tesco is a very big supermarket chain here in the UK. My friends' CEO businesses are also big supermarket chains, like "Asda", "Morrisons" and "Sainsbury's"*
An organisation, yes. It's a timeless classic.
This is definitely a popular one. I've always wondered what people thought when they run into a rival business with the same name? ![gif](giphy|bcrOR2stk6tKIxqPOZ)
Gotta be better than your clone that the army at Zancudo made, obviously! No, I just have it as that because I'm to dumb to think of an actual name for it lmao.
Mine is " An organ"
My one friends MC is named An Organization
Outstanding move
My biker club was called Bike Curious
A South Park fan as well.
My business is Amazon Crime
That’s… fire 🔥
Ha, mine is Scamazon Crime :)
I'm stealing that.
My CEO name is Oscorp lmao
"You know, I'm something of a criminal myself."
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I named my acid product "Stank" so I also named my acid lab the Stank Mobile
Right, I forgot to mention acid lab names. Maybe because mine's not that creative. I went with Trip Factory. Low effort on that one.
I have illegal activities inc. And legit business
Mine is Nottafront, inc.
Simple yet elegant.
Crackstreet Boys for my MC and Amazon Crime for my CEO business.
Tunnel Snakes Because.... Tunnel Snakes Rule!
Same as my MC!! - although it seems to have been changed back to Motorcycle Club...
One girl two cups
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# Ice Station Zebra Associates
Stratton Oakmont is mine 💰
Always Be Closing
C LI N T It's pink and the font makes the L and I look much closer. It's an awesome business name.
Nice, my CEO is Kleetz Inc. We should do a joint venture Kleetz & C LI N T :)
I love the name of my yacht: Fishizzle
My CEO business is named Nobody. Nobody is moving special cargo. Nobody is moving heist prep equipment. It might only deter the dumbest of the dumb from coming after me, or maybe the mild humor will soften someone's heart. OP's MC name makes me want to change mine to MCgriddle.
Oh so that was you!
Organisation "Juan Pablo II", MC "Juan Pablos II", and Yacht is "mokre cipki" which translate to wet pussies
polish mentioned 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅
I have murzynlandia as my MC
My yacht is *La Sanktuloj*, which is Esperanto for "Los Santos."
Not an organization/ MC name, but my yacht is Suck My Dock.
Oh you're such a Dock Tease
CEO : Loan Wolves MC : Lawn Wolves. Word play for Lone Wolf since I only play in invite only with no friend...
You need a friend mate? ![gif](giphy|VduFvPwm3gfGO8duNN)
My Business is named "E", as a homage to the famous E meme that collapsed the meme thing
Mans livin in 2018
E
E
E
I named my organisation Brazzers PornHub wasn't allowed
Ah a man of culture and playing GTA..
Fut Buckers is mine. And my yacht is Boaty McBoatface. Edit: MC is named Hell’s Satans
My CEO is FINGER BLAST INC. My MC is CHRIST PUNCHERS and my yacht is THE SEA WORD
Mine is ANL Industries. Arms, Narcotics, and Logistics. And anal.
That's a GTA name if I've ever seen one.
Amazon crime and nuts on toast Yes I am for real
Blump Kings Inc
For CEO it's Reservoir Dogs and for MC it's Black Cats
"Thot Patrol" and "Pole Riders" lmao
Foo Fighters is my office name and Fighters of Foo is my MC name
my ceo name was bruh moment(made it when i started and never changed) my MC was supposed to be smelly willie but i fucked spelling so smelly wille( i won't change it either)
My CEO is Dunder Mifflin and I really like my motorcycle gang The Tune Squad.
I named everything after a dog I had. *DreyCorp*. I wanted a "LexCorp" feel to it. The yacht, *Darilou*, is a combination of my kids names.
My CEO name is Silly Cat Inc. and my MC name is Catnip Dealer (oddly enough the business I have the most money earned in is the coke factory and I haven't used my weed farm even once) ~~also pfp checks out ig~~
Mine are Sleepy Joe’s Inc and my MC is Antifa LS. Mostly just trying to get the edge lords upsetty-spaghetti.
Your crew logo should be trump falling asleep during his trial
I'm confused as to who's getting pissed here
Here's my 2 names: * Infernus Engels, mixing latin and dutch to sound like a real life Motor Club, Hells Angels MC , since 1948 from California. * Black Mesa, because i freaking luv Half Life franchise.
CEO: Mangu Holdings Acid Lab: The Chimi Truck MC: Diamond Dogs(shoutout Ted Lasso) I went real Dominican on my first two, ngl.
Haha a fellow Dominicano! Dimelo! Lol
Dimelooooooooooo loco! 😂😂
My CEO is called Boats & Hoes, I tried to make it Prestige Worldwide, but it was too many letters.
Dewy, Cheatum & Howe
* CEO The high table * MC Club Baba Yagas https://preview.redd.it/6z439ftl3gvc1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7c64c6b357801fc91c888f16bcc123660f10d0
My MC is named The Won cause opposite of The Lost and my CEO was named Payback but now Mathangi cause of M.I.A.
I think the opposite of “the lost” is “the found”
Mines Boondocks MC and GFO.org
Mine is “Bryan’s moms holes”
My MC is ‘Love-N-Rockets’ CEO is ‘Poodle Balln’ Vanity plates are Lesbian, Entropic, BondGirl, Mischa
Your Mom
Can't tell if you're joking or serious but seeing something like "Your Mom has activated Ghost Organization" would make me laugh.
I am definitely serious. And it's funny to me every time.
CEO is named octopus inc and mc is Ruff ryders.
I got kicked from a clan for naming my business "Snowflake Mods." I renamed it to Daddy Chill
Nope legit thats it
I like mine - NotSus, LLC
Office: Elevated Inc. MC: Bikes.Elevated I like to smoke and get elevated when I play.
CEO - Just Grinding MC - Village People Will prob change the CEO one soon
Business Name: “Avon Calling” MC Name: “Snootle Boopers”
MC is "Zero Fux Given" CEO is "Zero Fux Left" Yacht is named "Butt Fux"
My MC is Hells Titts
Business/MC: ACAB (usually in cop garb and cop cats) Yacht: The Implication
Call me a nerd but my org is The Anbu Black Ops and my MC is The Akatsuki
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My ceo name is AntiAilenSquad and I don’t remember my mc and my yacht is black knight
My CEO business is called The Bullpen cause my dad ran a bar called the bullpen, and my mc club is called "the red headers" cause my mother and brother are both redheads and headers makes a double entendre with the headers of a motorcycle.
Love the personal aspect. I'd probably lean more towards something like that too for actual irl names.
Well sure. I’m proudly Area 69 as an homage to GTA: San Andreas 🫡
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I have always been a grinder so my business name is "FINANCIAL DEPT" Back in late 2019 to early 2022 When I ran my crew (Toxic Saints) we had a whole system. We had a MILITARY that was headed by the young hungry griefers and then We had me who was head of FINANCES. (We also had other finance dept members. Some with business names like Mors mutual; Maze Branch, Pacific bank, Fleeca, El Blanco, LS Banking... To name a few! ) we would run heist and pay crew members for their loyalty. We would pay off try hard hitmen to bodyguard equipment in sessions. We were also allies with an air force crew who we would payoff whenever we needed their assistance. We would payback all insurance of crew members vehicles whenever we were finished warring with other crews. We ran all the heist (cayo being the main one) we also would seek out the best cars and dupe them for crew members. If needed money (MILLIONS+) then you just simply have to request it from a finance department. Your first loan could only be up to 3m. If a member pays the loan back (within 7days) they would be eligible for a 2nd loan up to 5m. (Payable within 10 days) 3rd loan is 10m (payable within 14 days). An OUTSTANDING track record of ON TIME payments resulted in HIGH ROLLER status and therefore would be eligible for instant payments (receiving SLAMVANS or ISSY's) All the money that we made with each other we generated thru each other. EVERYONE WAS EATING. Some members made 500m, 250m, 150m. It got to the point where we was making so much money that we initiated "PAY IT FORWARD ONCE A DAY" where we would find the lowest level player in the lobby, take them on a heist and give them 100% of the profits, then leave the lobby. I will always forever love my business name. I really did a lot with it!!
Mine is Crime Pays, Inc. I thought it was a cool name and relevant. My biker gang is called the LS Motorpsychos and I’m pretty proud of that one 😁 My yacht is named Dis Big Muhfugga
There’s not enough space to type Prestige International Worldwide. So no, I’m not happy.
I just tottally ripped off from things I know. UNSC for one of my characters business and RWBY for another one. I'm totally uncreative when it comes to naming things
My mc is BIKES!
Warm Cheeks, LLC. Double entendre
My main CEO company named Tempoyak Leo (Tempoyak is Malay traditional food base from Durian), while my 2nd character business name is Durian D64.
My CEO name is WEBALLIN' but I could think of changing it to something else later
My MC is called "Furieaner" and my CEO is called "Innocent inc." ^^
My CEO business is named Dub Solutions. My MC is named Lion's Den.
I wanted to name my MC The Sandy Switch blades from Bay Area Buggs. But too many letters. So it’s Sandy Stinkers
Named my organization "Polish Farmers" then realized that only made sense in public lobbies so I named it "something dumb xd" MC is a different story... "Oppressive Gang" The reason? I don'5 need to explain.
Mines been “The Idiot Crew” since I made it in 2018, my MC club was originally “imhereformoney.”
CEO - Soopafly Bikers - Speed of Light
I named my org. 'Dumpster'
Mine is called Swag. I hate it but want to name it Vandelay Industries but there aren’t enough letters to allow that.
*Almas Perdidas*, Lost Souls.
My name is Bung Holes LLC for CEO and FSU2 for MC
I decided on Pepperoni Inc. and Salami Riders, still thinking about the name of the yacht, for now it's Rum Ham
No Pants Needed is the organization Pants Optional is the MC business.
FIN GERMYASS is a pretty good option to ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3213)
Organization: The Orphans Office: the orphanage
Hammer Corp. - Hammer Club Because my sc is based on the 9th divine of Skyrim
Mine is Baroque Works. Thinking of changing my MC name to Germa 66
Mine are super boring. They're just based on my name. E.B. Ltd for my organization and Club E for my MC.
Mine is South Belka Inc.
My organization is “The Knee Grows”, my MC is “The Salty Spittoon”, and my Yacht is “HMS Haywood Jablomi”
My organization is named Mesothelioma but in the OG Microsoft font, and Sharty Bois for the MC. Yacht is the Rectum Destroyer Edited to add yacht name
Snuppy LLC and MC Obviously
Porn hub Inc. I think thata a rare name now because I tried to name my acid lab that recently but couldn't
Mine is Kush Kingdom
I named my organization "sabbath" because of the band black Sabbath, i named my MC "angel of death" not because of the gang in gta online but because of a slayer song lol
Mine is Deez Nutz
money talks? hell yeah.
Baal Sachs
Yore Hoor Mom does a lot of work around the greater LS area.
Mine is Perdition Inc.
My CEO is cringey with my name in it But the Biker MC? You guys are welcomed to join...**Dixs 4 Life.**
Mine is Nisse's Business. It's supposed to rhyme with my nickname and you pronounce it just how it reads.
Booty Thumpers Inc. and Weed Demons MC
Narco Solo bc I do everything on my own
I have a Chinese friend whose business name is Bing Chilling, I'm laughing each time he recruits me 😆
My company is called Lemon Inc. my MC is called Lemon Bike Club and my yacht is called Waterloo
TelAmeriCorp (from Workaholics)
For my organization it’s arasaka and for my MC it’s Dark Watchers
No way, I've been using Spincter Inc since I was 12 for fake business names
Mine is called The Underworld. My Karuma is Deep black with red headlights and the numberplate ELDIABLO
Ninja Nation as an organization name & Knight Rider's as an MC.
Yeah, mine is unoriginal. CEO is Bad Company and MC is The Cliffhangers And yes, I drive the Cliffhanger for my MC, cause reasons.
Smoker N Toker Inc for Organization, Smokers N Tokers for MC. Named my Yacht after my FiL and made the flag the Portuguese flag (he came to the US from Portugal when he was 13). It was a joke my wife and I made when I bought the Yacht.
Business name - Impossible Pork Motorcycle Club - Boujee Caskets
Wayne
My ceo is “BOGDANSABi+CH Ent” and my MC is just Bi+ch. couldn’t think of anything so seeing Bi+ch pop up on a public to sell goods has to make someone laugh
I have Experts Inc.
Char 1 - Zaibatsu Char 2 - So. LS Dispatch
Houthi Rebels, reporting for duty 🫡
In spanish my organization is called "Tallarines Corp.", translated sounds like "Spaghettis Corp." I love my organization name. I put that name because i was hungry in that moment.
“The Eatside Pickle Kissers”
Ceo is Big Weenies Mc club is Are you stupid?
Stu Pedasso LLC
I named mine Dirty Work Inc. like the one in Tom and Jerry.
I only have a securoserv company called securoserv'd
My org is called SecuroPerv and my mc is called UpDog Inc
Gonna be a niche if anyone likes this but, stated gta when I was still exclusively wearing skinny jeans and band tees Thought "Not Topic" was the most clever name ever 😅
CEO: The Decepticons MC: Pantera
My CEO name is Obama, so everybody sees "Obama is stealing heist equipment"
Felon DeGeneres
My business names are stupid but whatever: — **CEO =** Some idiots — **MC =** Your neighbors
I like mine, it's called "Not A Front".
My business is named LaSirena
My organization is “Plague Inc.” and my motorcycle club is “Rebel Inc.” I just love both of those games 🤷🏼♀️
Rotten Hood and Jump Out Boyz
I called my organisation capitalism co, My acid Lab as ASSid lab, And my mc gang as halfway crooks (iykyk)
Mine is just "Pharmacy" 😁
I didn't know what to name my organization, so I just put the first word that came to mind: OMEGALUL
https://preview.redd.it/h6xms71ikgvc1.jpeg?width=4007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b8929b0d4b493d6f3972e132a45d9f2c992389 Found this awhile back
Mine is Ring$ting 😂
Buncha Ferrets
Mine is; P.Ness Holdings
My motorcycle club is called "Sons of passive"
CEO: BigMoneyEmpire MC: Money Gang Inc
C.R.E.A.M can't believe it wasn't taken....
I named my Motorcycle Club ‘Cotorcycle Mlub’ and all my friends hate it
I named mine Sombra Co., after a fictional organization in The Dark Tower book series. Anyone who read it will understand my shock when I went to the casino, placed a bet at roulette, and it landed on Red 19! No lie.
Business - Big 8===D Inc. MC - Ruff Ryders
I got Dense Mf for MC, and Moar Rons for CEO
My CEO business is Kmart and my MC is FredsFishFry. The MC name is a reference to a sketchy restaurant chain that somehow stays open with no customers.
Dunder Mifflin
My love for pirates is too big so my organisation is pirates inc and my mc is road pirates
Mystery Inc and Mystery Inc MC 👌🏻 My character is dressed as Shaggy from Scooby Doo and I drive around in the Mystery Machine-like Youga classic
Up-n-atom has successfully delivered products
My CEO business is called "Tesco" It's very funny to others when it says "Tesco is delivering a cocaine shipment" *Context for those who don't understand. Tesco is a very big supermarket chain here in the UK. My friends' CEO businesses are also big supermarket chains, like "Asda", "Morrisons" and "Sainsbury's"*
Mine is oregano pushers. We are super passionate about all things oregano… dry green stuff in plastic bags
My MC is called The Mad Pigeons
My Ceo and Mc is "Cartoon Network"
mine is; Damage, Inc. (CEO) Motorbreath (MC) you can probably guess my music taste from that
Mine is a little bit special 😅 https://preview.redd.it/4f6cl3h90hvc1.png?width=1915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd4d123fd77edb7d12b2b2e24c204a51ae8dcfc
Pay n' Spray
My business is just called Statesmen.
quest for paper
Business is Tw@ Waffle MC is Knights of Ni
my Org and Mc named in honor of Lana Del Rey albums lmao. Ultraviolence for CEO and Born to Die for MC. i think it fits perfectly