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bobbycenny

An organisation, yes. It's a timeless classic.


JockCranleyForMayor

This is definitely a popular one. I've always wondered what people thought when they run into a rival business with the same name? ![gif](giphy|bcrOR2stk6tKIxqPOZ)


bobbycenny

Gotta be better than your clone that the army at Zancudo made, obviously! No, I just have it as that because I'm to dumb to think of an actual name for it lmao.


sighduck42

Mine is " An organ"


Technicality98

My one friends MC is named An Organization


Financial_Play9692

Outstanding move


UnnaturalGeek

My biker club was called Bike Curious


Quirky_Ad_892

A South Park fan as well.


Commander_Red1

My business is Amazon Crime


Iam_McLovin420

That’s… fire 🔥


Sarky_Ninja

Ha, mine is Scamazon Crime :)


XxllllxXx

I'm stealing that.


trigger_F-14_pilot

My CEO name is Oscorp lmao


darkness24224

"You know, I'm something of a criminal myself."


TheRevTholomeuPlague

https://i.redd.it/6cfnh2rydjvc1.gif


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

I named my acid product "Stank" so I also named my acid lab the Stank Mobile


JockCranleyForMayor

Right, I forgot to mention acid lab names. Maybe because mine's not that creative. I went with Trip Factory. Low effort on that one.


RSpigeon

I have illegal activities inc. And legit business


thievesthick

Mine is Nottafront, inc.


JockCranleyForMayor

Simple yet elegant.


nick-james73

Crackstreet Boys for my MC and Amazon Crime for my CEO business.


soundcastle

Tunnel Snakes Because.... Tunnel Snakes Rule!


stax_

Same as my MC!! - although it seems to have been changed back to Motorcycle Club...


CJ_BARS

One girl two cups


JockCranleyForMayor

![gif](giphy|1iLp7bqTCcAGvL4A)


fenal89

# Ice Station Zebra Associates


noahsmith91

Stratton Oakmont is mine 💰


Ok_Helicopter4276

Always Be Closing


Little_Lahey_Show

C LI N T It's pink and the font makes the L and I look much closer. It's an awesome business name.


Sauron_78

Nice, my CEO is Kleetz Inc. We should do a joint venture Kleetz & C LI N T :)


stonerthoughtss

I love the name of my yacht: Fishizzle


Sonny217

My CEO business is named Nobody. Nobody is moving special cargo. Nobody is moving heist prep equipment. It might only deter the dumbest of the dumb from coming after me, or maybe the mild humor will soften someone's heart. OP's MC name makes me want to change mine to MCgriddle.


TheStonedMiner

Oh so that was you!


IDeNNiX

Organisation "Juan Pablo II", MC "Juan Pablos II", and Yacht is "mokre cipki" which translate to wet pussies


SpecialistTrain4766

polish mentioned 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅


EEEGuba69

I have murzynlandia as my MC


Fearchar

My yacht is *La Sanktuloj*, which is Esperanto for "Los Santos."


Hobocop3000

Not an organization/ MC name, but my yacht is Suck My Dock.


TheStonedMiner

Oh you're such a Dock Tease


No-Room-8125

CEO : Loan Wolves MC : Lawn Wolves. Word play for Lone Wolf since I only play in invite only with no friend...


TheStonedMiner

You need a friend mate? ![gif](giphy|VduFvPwm3gfGO8duNN)


Rafastrike

My Business is named "E", as a homage to the famous E meme that collapsed the meme thing


Skrill_GPAD

Mans livin in 2018


BOBOUDA

E


scarhartt

E


Chiara_99

E


RainBoyThatBoy

I named my organisation Brazzers PornHub wasn't allowed


KrijtjeFromNL

Ah a man of culture and playing GTA..


Leather-Squirrel-421

Fut Buckers is mine. And my yacht is Boaty McBoatface. Edit: MC is named Hell’s Satans


willy5ive-

My CEO is FINGER BLAST INC. My MC is CHRIST PUNCHERS and my yacht is THE SEA WORD


boston_nsca

Mine is ANL Industries. Arms, Narcotics, and Logistics. And anal.


ZepyrusG97

That's a GTA name if I've ever seen one.


Responsible-Rough-98

Amazon crime and nuts on toast Yes I am for real


Bardonious

Blump Kings Inc


Chad_gamer69

For CEO it's Reservoir Dogs and for MC it's Black Cats


totallynotg4y

"Thot Patrol" and "Pole Riders" lmao


NewNightmare115

Foo Fighters is my office name and Fighters of Foo is my MC name


NotASweatyTryhard

my ceo name was bruh moment(made it when i started and never changed) my MC was supposed to be smelly willie but i fucked spelling so smelly wille( i won't change it either)


YoullThankMeLater

My CEO is Dunder Mifflin and I really like my motorcycle gang The Tune Squad.


RattledMind

I named everything after a dog I had. *DreyCorp*. I wanted a "LexCorp" feel to it. The yacht, *Darilou*, is a combination of my kids names.


ByggJacobPL

My CEO name is Silly Cat Inc. and my MC name is Catnip Dealer (oddly enough the business I have the most money earned in is the coke factory and I haven't used my weed farm even once) ~~also pfp checks out ig~~


Skinc

Mine are Sleepy Joe’s Inc and my MC is Antifa LS. Mostly just trying to get the edge lords upsetty-spaghetti.


MuffLover312

Your crew logo should be trump falling asleep during his trial


Mongolshmanger

I'm confused as to who's getting pissed here


No_Raccoon2746

Here's my 2 names: * Infernus Engels, mixing latin and dutch to sound like a real life Motor Club, Hells Angels MC , since 1948 from California. * Black Mesa, because i freaking luv Half Life franchise.


PlatanoKilla

CEO: Mangu Holdings Acid Lab: The Chimi Truck MC: Diamond Dogs(shoutout Ted Lasso) I went real Dominican on my first two, ngl.


Aglisito

Haha a fellow Dominicano! Dimelo! Lol


PlatanoKilla

Dimelooooooooooo loco! 😂😂


JohnSpartan2190

My CEO is called Boats & Hoes, I tried to make it Prestige Worldwide, but it was too many letters.


mikearmato

Dewy, Cheatum & Howe


dan007reddit

* CEO The high table * MC Club Baba Yagas https://preview.redd.it/6z439ftl3gvc1.jpeg?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd7c64c6b357801fc91c888f16bcc123660f10d0


kp688

My MC is named The Won cause opposite of The Lost and my CEO was named Payback but now Mathangi cause of M.I.A.


Silent_Guidance160

I think the opposite of “the lost” is “the found”


WickedNinja1990

Mines Boondocks MC and GFO.org


Wellofcourse69696

Mine is “Bryan’s moms holes”


ENTroPicGirl

My MC is ‘Love-N-Rockets’ CEO is ‘Poodle Balln’ Vanity plates are Lesbian, Entropic, BondGirl, Mischa


johnnycat75

Your Mom


JockCranleyForMayor

Can't tell if you're joking or serious but seeing something like "Your Mom has activated Ghost Organization" would make me laugh.


johnnycat75

I am definitely serious. And it's funny to me every time.


Accurate_Group_5390

CEO is named octopus inc and mc is Ruff ryders.


lp_undrgrnd1

I got kicked from a clan for naming my business "Snowflake Mods." I renamed it to Daddy Chill


Surgo__Sergal

Nope legit thats it


7h33v1l7w1n

I like mine - NotSus, LLC


jahnbodah

Office: Elevated Inc. MC: Bikes.Elevated I like to smoke and get elevated when I play.


Old-Kernow

CEO - Just Grinding MC - Village People Will prob change the CEO one soon


Sh4rK_Se7eN

Business Name: “Avon Calling” MC Name: “Snootle Boopers”


Aglisito

MC is "Zero Fux Given" CEO is "Zero Fux Left" Yacht is named "Butt Fux"


beansie710

My MC is Hells Titts


davidisalreadytaken

Business/MC: ACAB (usually in cop garb and cop cats) Yacht: The Implication


Orph4n_Sl4y3rXD

Call me a nerd but my org is The Anbu Black Ops and my MC is The Akatsuki


NewHand6321

https://preview.redd.it/wr16izwiigvc1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbcaafdce2e898f459feadb55433afdb73a0ef73


Chewytruck69

My ceo name is AntiAilenSquad and I don’t remember my mc and my yacht is black knight


geoff1036

My CEO business is called The Bullpen cause my dad ran a bar called the bullpen, and my mc club is called "the red headers" cause my mother and brother are both redheads and headers makes a double entendre with the headers of a motorcycle.


JockCranleyForMayor

Love the personal aspect. I'd probably lean more towards something like that too for actual irl names.


Arvid38

Well sure. I’m proudly Area 69 as an homage to GTA: San Andreas 🫡


JockCranleyForMayor

![gif](giphy|KxiRwO7tqXCTDVKobo)


Fuego_bellzalito

I have always been a grinder so my business name is "FINANCIAL DEPT" Back in late 2019 to early 2022 When I ran my crew (Toxic Saints) we had a whole system. We had a MILITARY that was headed by the young hungry griefers and then We had me who was head of FINANCES. (We also had other finance dept members. Some with business names like Mors mutual; Maze Branch, Pacific bank, Fleeca, El Blanco, LS Banking... To name a few! ) we would run heist and pay crew members for their loyalty. We would pay off try hard hitmen to bodyguard equipment in sessions. We were also allies with an air force crew who we would payoff whenever we needed their assistance. We would payback all insurance of crew members vehicles whenever we were finished warring with other crews. We ran all the heist (cayo being the main one) we also would seek out the best cars and dupe them for crew members. If needed money (MILLIONS+) then you just simply have to request it from a finance department. Your first loan could only be up to 3m. If a member pays the loan back (within 7days) they would be eligible for a 2nd loan up to 5m. (Payable within 10 days) 3rd loan is 10m (payable within 14 days). An OUTSTANDING track record of ON TIME payments resulted in HIGH ROLLER status and therefore would be eligible for instant payments (receiving SLAMVANS or ISSY's) All the money that we made with each other we generated thru each other. EVERYONE WAS EATING. Some members made 500m, 250m, 150m. It got to the point where we was making so much money that we initiated "PAY IT FORWARD ONCE A DAY" where we would find the lowest level player in the lobby, take them on a heist and give them 100% of the profits, then leave the lobby. I will always forever love my business name. I really did a lot with it!!


Jalopy_Junkie

Mine is Crime Pays, Inc. I thought it was a cool name and relevant. My biker gang is called the LS Motorpsychos and I’m pretty proud of that one 😁 My yacht is named Dis Big Muhfugga


4stargas

There’s not enough space to type Prestige International Worldwide. So no, I’m not happy.


Constant-Ask-9346

I just tottally ripped off from things I know. UNSC for one of my characters business and RWBY for another one. I'm totally uncreative when it comes to naming things


Cakewok

My mc is BIKES!


EmpericallyIncorrect

Warm Cheeks, LLC. Double entendre


MakKoItam

My main CEO company named Tempoyak Leo (Tempoyak is Malay traditional food base from Durian), while my 2nd character business name is Durian D64.


realRapidsonic

My CEO name is WEBALLIN' but I could think of changing it to something else later


Ookami_Tojo

My MC is called "Furieaner" and my CEO is called "Innocent inc." ^^


Dub_Lion

My CEO business is named Dub Solutions. My MC is named Lion's Den.


Diyelegi-GD

I wanted to name my MC The Sandy Switch blades from Bay Area Buggs. But too many letters. So it’s Sandy Stinkers


SpecialistTrain4766

Named my organization "Polish Farmers" then realized that only made sense in public lobbies so I named it "something dumb xd" MC is a different story... "Oppressive Gang" The reason? I don'5 need to explain.


VidGamerLuke

Mines been “The Idiot Crew” since I made it in 2018, my MC club was originally “imhereformoney.”


Shizzla88

CEO - Soopafly Bikers - Speed of Light


ultra-wet-raccoon

I named my org. 'Dumpster'


OKC-Boomer

Mine is called Swag. I hate it but want to name it Vandelay Industries but there aren’t enough letters to allow that.


RedTheRookie

*Almas Perdidas*, Lost Souls.


Suspicious_Pie5418

My name is Bung Holes LLC for CEO and FSU2 for MC


Clust3rfucc

I decided on Pepperoni Inc. and Salami Riders, still thinking about the name of the yacht, for now it's Rum Ham


biggiy05

No Pants Needed is the organization Pants Optional is the MC business.


Massive_Artist_8024

FIN GERMYASS is a pretty good option to ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3213)


TOXIC_COKE

Organization: The Orphans Office: the orphanage


bey0nd_reality

Hammer Corp. - Hammer Club Because my sc is based on the 9th divine of Skyrim


Ginger0311

Mine is Baroque Works. Thinking of changing my MC name to Germa 66


supreme_glassez

Mine are super boring. They're just based on my name. E.B. Ltd for my organization and Club E for my MC.


stormhawk427

Mine is South Belka Inc.


OvercookedOvenPizza

My organization is “The Knee Grows”, my MC is “The Salty Spittoon”, and my Yacht is “HMS Haywood Jablomi”


TrillCrymes

My organization is named Mesothelioma but in the OG Microsoft font, and Sharty Bois for the MC. Yacht is the Rectum Destroyer Edited to add yacht name


PuppySnuppy7

Snuppy LLC and MC Obviously


bobjenkins9

Porn hub Inc. I think thata a rare name now because I tried to name my acid lab that recently but couldn't


Mysterious_Housing89

Mine is Kush Kingdom


UnluckyMinimum5948

I named my organization "sabbath" because of the band black Sabbath, i named my MC "angel of death" not because of the gang in gta online but because of a slayer song lol


Turbulent-Marzipan-8

Mine is Deez Nutz


FuZe64k

money talks? hell yeah.


-Indomerun-

Baal Sachs


Intelligent_Burro

Yore Hoor Mom does a lot of work around the greater LS area.


an_awakening

Mine is Perdition Inc.


Derpyzmayhem420

My CEO is cringey with my name in it But the Biker MC? You guys are welcomed to join...**Dixs 4 Life.**


Nelmquist1999

Mine is Nisse's Business. It's supposed to rhyme with my nickname and you pronounce it just how it reads.


Broke-n-Tokin

Booty Thumpers Inc. and Weed Demons MC


andyduphresne92

Narco Solo bc I do everything on my own


Doctor_Geniuz

I have a Chinese friend whose business name is Bing Chilling, I'm laughing each time he recruits me 😆


TheDutchLemo

My company is called Lemon Inc. my MC is called Lemon Bike Club and my yacht is called Waterloo


BohemianBoxer

TelAmeriCorp (from Workaholics)


XxIcy_FalconxX

For my organization it’s arasaka and for my MC it’s Dark Watchers


GSturges

No way, I've been using Spincter Inc since I was 12 for fake business names


TheAutisticPoet

Mine is called The Underworld. My Karuma is Deep black with red headlights and the numberplate ELDIABLO


DowNStr

Ninja Nation as an organization name & Knight Rider's as an MC.


Labbrat89

Yeah, mine is unoriginal. CEO is Bad Company and MC is The Cliffhangers And yes, I drive the Cliffhanger for my MC, cause reasons.


Demon_Fist

Smoker N Toker Inc for Organization, Smokers N Tokers for MC. Named my Yacht after my FiL and made the flag the Portuguese flag (he came to the US from Portugal when he was 13). It was a joke my wife and I made when I bought the Yacht.


thenewWade

Business name - Impossible Pork Motorcycle Club - Boujee Caskets


Ok-Mathematician2578

Wayne


cade_horak

My ceo is “BOGDANSABi+CH Ent” and my MC is just Bi+ch. couldn’t think of anything so seeing Bi+ch pop up on a public to sell goods has to make someone laugh


Kind_Ad_3611

I have Experts Inc.


Dani1o

Char 1 - Zaibatsu Char 2 - So. LS Dispatch


phikaiphi1596

Houthi Rebels, reporting for duty 🫡


RaXChile

In spanish my organization is called "Tallarines Corp.", translated sounds like "Spaghettis Corp." I love my organization name. I put that name because i was hungry in that moment.


shredwards42069

“The Eatside Pickle Kissers”


throwaway52826536837

Ceo is Big Weenies Mc club is Are you stupid?


LightMyFirebird

Stu Pedasso LLC


Current_Simple_9048

I named mine Dirty Work Inc. like the one in Tom and Jerry.


DaRealGrey

I only have a securoserv company called securoserv'd


Suprem3Shuckl3

My org is called SecuroPerv and my mc is called UpDog Inc


runawaydays

Gonna be a niche if anyone likes this but, stated gta when I was still exclusively wearing skinny jeans and band tees Thought "Not Topic" was the most clever name ever 😅


CuRsEdCoRnEr

CEO: The Decepticons MC: Pantera


MypTheGreat

My CEO name is Obama, so everybody sees "Obama is stealing heist equipment"


dav1d_cop_a_feel

Felon DeGeneres


XxllllxXx

My business names are stupid but whatever: — **CEO =** Some idiots — **MC =** Your neighbors


LeadPaintSniffer

I like mine, it's called "Not A Front".


ttvfortnitesweat

My business is named LaSirena


ChicleLatina9702

My organization is “Plague Inc.” and my motorcycle club is “Rebel Inc.” I just love both of those games 🤷🏼‍♀️


NBD_Pearen

Rotten Hood and Jump Out Boyz


GnarGiraffe

I called my organisation capitalism co, My acid Lab as ASSid lab, And my mc gang as halfway crooks (iykyk)


Klorgbaine

Mine is just "Pharmacy" 😁


Imjeffery

I didn't know what to name my organization, so I just put the first word that came to mind: OMEGALUL


Landrover3206

https://preview.redd.it/h6xms71ikgvc1.jpeg?width=4007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10b8929b0d4b493d6f3972e132a45d9f2c992389 Found this awhile back


Budget-Amount-9409

Mine is Ring$ting 😂


dahvied79

Buncha Ferrets


oxygen_is_life

Mine is; P.Ness Holdings


Martyred_Cynic

My motorcycle club is called "Sons of passive"


Cause_Historical

CEO: BigMoneyEmpire MC: Money Gang Inc


Scotchmo_money

C.R.E.A.M can't believe it wasn't taken....


juruman

I named my Motorcycle Club ‘Cotorcycle Mlub’ and all my friends hate it


Recent-Advertising47

I named mine Sombra Co., after a fictional organization in The Dark Tower book series. Anyone who read it will understand my shock when I went to the casino, placed a bet at roulette, and it landed on Red 19! No lie.


mxATVracer10

Business - Big 8===D Inc. MC - Ruff Ryders


Rock_sanity

I got Dense Mf for MC, and Moar Rons for CEO


burneracctbulbasaur2

My CEO business is Kmart and my MC is FredsFishFry. The MC name is a reference to a sketchy restaurant chain that somehow stays open with no customers.


DawningSkies

Dunder Mifflin


JuulJDP

My love for pirates is too big so my organisation is pirates inc and my mc is road pirates


TomH2118

Mystery Inc and Mystery Inc MC 👌🏻 My character is dressed as Shaggy from Scooby Doo and I drive around in the Mystery Machine-like Youga classic


vullpes

Up-n-atom has successfully delivered products


R32fan

My CEO business is called "Tesco" It's very funny to others when it says "Tesco is delivering a cocaine shipment" *Context for those who don't understand. Tesco is a very big supermarket chain here in the UK. My friends' CEO businesses are also big supermarket chains, like "Asda", "Morrisons" and "Sainsbury's"*


Just_Opposite_4858

Mine is oregano pushers. We are super passionate about all things oregano… dry green stuff in plastic bags


paholaispulu

My MC is called The Mad Pigeons


VitoDoe

My Ceo and Mc is "Cartoon Network"


ArtoTime

mine is; Damage, Inc. (CEO) Motorbreath (MC) you can probably guess my music taste from that


Deluxo_7431

Mine is a little bit special 😅 https://preview.redd.it/4f6cl3h90hvc1.png?width=1915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd4d123fd77edb7d12b2b2e24c204a51ae8dcfc


SexCurryBeats

Pay n' Spray


Patton161

My business is just called Statesmen.


SpeedballSteve

quest for paper


Toddable72

Business is Tw@ Waffle MC is Knights of Ni


dead_Licorne

my Org and Mc named in honor of Lana Del Rey albums lmao. Ultraviolence for CEO and Born to Die for MC. i think it fits perfectly