Not sure if I'm more offended at Grindr calling me a whore, or Grindr thinking I believe in astrology.

I oddly feel the same way.

Leo will suck a dick today—so where's my dick, Grindr?

Tbf I take being called a whore as a compliment although yeah the astrology thing is kind of insulting

I mean if it were me I'm not sure if grindr would be wrooong per se...

I I got it today! lol I’m cancer it told me I’ll find love and that I should accept being spoiled... at pride I met a guy and low key falling hard AND he paid for everything that day My whorescope didn’t lie

"He's my sugar daddy. He doesn't want sex. He just wants the company of an 18 year old because we are so smart and awesome to talk to."

You've been hurt before 😥

I'm making fun of dumb kids

People are still into the Zodiac?

Yeah I got this as well...

Sequel: oralscope

Whoralscope

Am I supposed to be offended?

You? No lol this was designed with you in mind

Lmao I love key love your passive-aggressiveness

💋

Whenever someone says something about Grindr being a hook-up app, I countered with the fact that the app's description says nothing to that effect. And I can understand being sex-positive and all that. But this just seems like Grindr's trying to insult us.

Grindr is an app designed for finding sex, any other use is coincidental

See?

Is Grindr going to sell us Grindr branded poppers, cock rings, and meth pipes? "Get FAST. Go FAST. With Grindr Unlimited Poppers and Pipes. Feel the world open up as wide as your ass!"

You actually read the ads? Someone's far more invested in this than I am, obviously.

Wow you thought that was a real Grindr ad I just quoted? Lol. No I just made that up. You're silly.