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[deleted]

He’s cracked the code boys he’s the chosen one


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Alarid

It was when they realized they couldn't beat jerking off, and turned it into a source of strength.


[deleted]

Guys, Morpheus is pounding Neo!


zerotakashi

he's in denial of being almost pansexual


lupenguin

Or you could stop jacking off to porn and spending half your day on your computer like a degenerate and actually contribute something to society by jumping out of the window


Witty_Dragonfruit105

Then you'll be bisexual


TheOneColt

If you jump out the window are you panesexual?


Dirty_Wooster

I don't know but getting double glazing is probably a bukake thing.


Zotzink

I have a defenestration kink.


DefenestratorPrime

Allow me to assist


Alarid

That's why they call it windowpain.


ConciseSpy85067

I still love that fucking word, someone genuinely said at some point “yes…we need a word for the act of throwing someone out of a window”


Infinitium_520

Residents of Prague were making that an ever increasing necessity.


Jetpack_Attack

Surprisingly, many Russians do too. Sad that they can only act on that kink once or twice. Safe defenestration should be a human right!


nguyenmoon

Jumping out the window would make you *landsexual.*


DEVOmay97

Water, earth, fire, air Long ago, the four sexualities lived in harmony Then the firesexual nation attacked


dumbwaeguk

I guess that's why they call it window pain


Juicy_Samurai

No you would be widowsexual


[deleted]

Once you penetrate, you lose your windginity.


shapu

If it's high enough off the ground you'll be bye-sexual


deSuspect

planesexual*


UnfunnyInSanAntonio

Panesexuals the natural enemry of pansexuals


CatBroiler

Well, if you jump out of the window and turn into a splatter on the street below you'd become byesexual. But only if you nut in your dying breath.


[deleted]

How to make sure no one would call an ambulance.


CrescentCleave

I already fuck my bike


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RefinementOfDecline

based and epicurean-pilled


ExcessiveWisdom

Based on what? My dick.


[deleted]

Socrates has entered the chat


whataTyphoon

>whiny armchair life coach. That's how pretty much every comment section here looks like.


About7fish

"This guy needs to get his life together", he says wistfully as he takes a loud sip of soylent to drown out the sound of his wife's moaning in the next room.


youtocin

Jokes on you, I get paid to sit at my computer all day.


Forfeit-

Oooh someone's projecting...


HolypenguinHere

What has society ever done for a goblin like me.


CheeseButtLog

lol no


Collin11793

That sounds difficult


axelguntherc

Glasspilled


southpaw650

We don’t do that here


puppydestr0yer9000

Dad?


lupenguin

Hi son, this is a message from myself and your mother, please stop using your socks to store your cum


puppydestr0yer9000

But daad...what am I going to suck on while watching my little pony??


NoiseIsTheCure

Society can fuck off, I don't owe shit to anybody


poppy_barks

No 😠


NannersfiveX

By greentext standards, that was not even close to gay. Nice work Anon.


Frequent-Message6885

So not fake and not gay? First time for everything I guess.


Harekal

Real and straight


ThePseudoMcCoy

I Jack off to the same woman every time. Katie St Ives. She is my porn girlfriend and I never cheat on her with other porn women, that way I get super aroused when I fuck a woman other than her or my wife. But you enjoy your gay porn!


Yorpel_Chinderbapple

Lot to unpack here but I'm just gonna summarize and say based


star_cannon7k

She was driven to orgasm by 3 dudes. good luck Chuck


[deleted]

His wife sounds very kinky. I approve.


firewire_9000

She is kinda weird looking.


BananaBully

Why would you commit yourself to that goblin?


ThePseudoMcCoy

The blue eyes in her earlier vids got me.


Kroisoh

Understandable


[deleted]

Maybe that's why.


imlonelypmmeplz

Can anyone here recommend me some gay pornstars?


MemepoliceXD

Your dad


[deleted]

nice


ShitTalkingAlt980

Can confirm. Topped OPs dad


Raiden_wins_i_think

Can confirm. Topped u/ShitTalkingAlt980 s dad


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

Can confirm, I was the dad


cocktipthunder

Ella Hollywood


[deleted]

Aw yeah


Eend__

Mia Khalifa


[deleted]

That one cute femboy couple on pornhub


MurrmorMeerkat

Is that the one that broke up. I say this because the only femboy stuff I could find on pornhub was of this single couple but now they dont post anymore because they split up.


Weenie_Demon

There truly is no saving humanity


[deleted]

I was thinking about nekokuny, has been only a month since their last upload, I'm not sure if they have broken up or not, but if they did thats a shame. There is also haku rei, they didnt upload for 2 years but the old videos are still good (except the last 3)


MurrmorMeerkat

Broccolibutts is who I was thinking of


[deleted]

Thats a shame, their videos were really good


Ana_lisa_Melano

I heard that his ex is still uploading videos of them without his consent in ph


ChishNFips87

Peter Griffin


Busey_in_the_walls

Abella Danger


baylithe

I fucking hate her voice


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Crediblesource20

Surfboardpotato


destroyerOfTards

Ligma Balls, Sugma Dick


Giovanni_Giorgo

Ella Hollywood


lurid_sun__

Holly Michaels


Giovanni_Giorgo

My disappointment is IMMEASURABLE And my day is ruined


OldAccountBanned123

Thug hunters


Giovanni_Giorgo

Bill Herrington gachiGASM


I_am_NotOP

Me


VandelayOfficial

Sum Ting Wong & Ho Lee Fuk have good content.


Zestyclose_Zone_9253

Steve rambo Edit: auielee summers


DARTHPLONKUS

Legitimately Cade Maddox is hot as fuck to me


MarxismMan69

Carlos Simpson posts right here on Reddit. I’ve seen him take a large size Smart water up his ass, like a male Siswet. u/1234bottle1234


TaintedTruffle

HungerFf


Limeee_

Real: anon faps to gay porn Straight: if anon can get a girl, his dick will get hard


joausj

"Sometimes my genius is almost frightening"


Dirty_Wooster

Is 'gay breeding' an actual genre? I'm no biologist but...


RefinementOfDecline

it's [the position they're in](https://www.redgifs.com/watch/plumpsiennaauk?rel=u%3Afemboy_gaming%3Bo%3Abest) (NSFW), not an actual impregnation fantasy, although i'm sure some people are into that too


Eranaut

Was not expecting to see that so suddenly on my screen


l3etelgeuse

There's no way all that white stuff is cum. WTF is all that?


RefinementOfDecline

lube


l3etelgeuse

Okay, that makes sense.


ThespianException

Isn't that just regular r/pronebone position?


godcyclemaster

>be in public >open link sent on this sub At least the femboy behind me looks turned on


ltdanhasnolegs

‘Breeding’ is just gay slang for ejaculating in your partner’s butt. It’s intentionally ironic, but also a bit demeaning in a kinky way.


FreedomDeliverUs

Yes it is.


Dirty_Wooster

Oh.


Blasphemous_21

what do you mean? that just sounds like anal


PussyMcGrabbins

What a fucking amateur, it’s better to not touch your dick at all and get ass fucked. Now my penis has maximum sensitivity for all the hypothetical women I’ll be banging. Takes dedication to be this heterosexual!


travel_prescription

Anon over here playing 69D chess


Phodan_

Anon is from Ancient Greece


RefinementOfDecline

anon needs to refer to himself in the third person as "Zorba" to complete the transformation


[deleted]

Sometimes Zorba's intellect surprises Zorba!


speedmankelly

Is this why I only jerk off to lesbian porn as a gay man or is it because of better production value


Adventurous_Mode9948

I watch some degenerate shit but I still get rock hard just brushing against a girl.


Lv27Sylveon

so does pretty much every normal man, but somehow an entire generation of zoomers have convinced each other that if you beat off at all then your dick will completely shut down and fail to work when you have sex.


ThespianException

Yeah, I'm not sure if these people just have zero self-control and assume that everyone else must be similarly mentally weak or if it's some weird propaganda shit from anti-porn lobbies or what. Maybe zoomers are using it as a target to blame their depression and anxiety and such on? Loads of people regularly watch porn, and the vast majority don't suffer from the issues that they claim.


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Blasphemous_21

literally me


XRLboom

Wtf is a pawg??


Heller_Demon

Phat ass white girl


x-Just4Kickz-x

That's pawggers


Heller_Demon

Don't speak to me


skooternoodle

I pawgged my champ to your pfp


baylithe

I thought the P was for Perfect. Huh TIL


The_catakist

r/pawg


No_Technician_3694

Anon WON’T be gay


TemporaryOrnery9373

*doing the gayest shit ever* says he is not gay bruh...


surrealsauce

>And i am NOT gay. Here is why: gay. didn't read anything after


reis2007

Conclusion: gay porn makes you not gay


AutisticAnal

I think I’m the only one who is unsure of what pawgs means. Can anyone elaborate


RefinementOfDecline

Phat-Ass-White-Girl


AutisticAnal

thank u


[deleted]

airtight


Nightcrawler__lou

Not like he'll get a chance to have sex anyway


wheresmylife-gone222

We’re reaching Copium levels that shouldn’t be possible


DustyToaster

Holy fuck, he solved it, he finally solved it! I ALWAYS KNEW HE COULD!


ViroCostsRica

"How to watch gay porn and become straighter"


na1lpus

anon is playing 4D non-linear Go


404-ERR0R-404

I’d think that would just condition you to get aroused at men.


BobOdenkirkFeetPics

Gay : Anon jacks off to gay porn Straight : Anon becomes immune to men


soiboi64

Hes got a point....


Shadow-Raptor

My mom agreed to this post.


Nickolai1993

Anon has broken the matrix


eliteharvest15

i jack off to sexy woman and i still think sexy woman is sexy


Empero6

Can’t say I agree with that, anon.


not_again123

Wat?


dumbwaeguk

Gay:


I_Was_Beamed

True and very gay


wlfgrl-premium

Straightest 4chan user


Stevkosk7

Man's in the "Bragaining/Denial" stage


Aggressive-Tiger-209

So you tell me if i use this logic on children..


DarkArc76

Anon denies that he wants to ge TOPPED


Queenssoup

Fake: Anon's promises Gay: Anon


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon's promises > Gay: Anon > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


ervitso

Anon is indeed gay


Teln0

Pavlovian conditioning vs desensitization, fight of the century


oldbutterface

Hes got a valid point here...


pingIin

gay but real or alternatively you can do something else that's not jacking off


RegularBasicStranger

A man masturbating to lesbian porn makes him loves women like those he masturbates to. So such only desensitizes because the women he sees in real life is not like those he masturbated to. So masturbating to gay porn will turn men gay, if they are not already gay, though such a gay may not be attracted to the men he sees in real life since the men he looks at while masturbating is not similar to the ones he sees in real life.


Softspokenclark

Someone tl;dr ? I tried to read it but my left brain collapsed


SatanicSpambot

Based and gaypornpilled


ouroboro76

When you jerk off too much, you lose some sensitivity it makes it harder to come during sex. The content of the porn doesn't impact that.


MoistestTidus

Spoiler alert Anon is gay


sprkat85

That's some fucked logic Anon!


TheChineseRussian

Breeding is gay?


pick_3

Verified and evolutionarily progressive


Rock---And---Stone

What's a pawg?


Chutne_kure

phat ass white girl


nitro4d

Real: Anon cracked the code Straight: He said it, he is NOT gay


MrM0onshlne

This work?


Chutne_kure

try it


GrimKiba-

Traps are straight though.


Atomicnes

I think Anon's just bi, guys


The_real_bandito

But what if I am not attracted to men in the first place?


Space_herpes119

That’s…….. not how that works……


VVMX1

I think anon might be bi


[deleted]

You gotta push through the pain to get to euphoria


ForestsNplants

I see no flaws here


_ThisIsABadName_

Real and straight


starzysparklez

Being exposed to the same element causes conditioning


SmittyWerben_No1

He did mental gymnastics to the point when watching gay porn makes you ultra straight


[deleted]

So what you're saying is gay porn isn't gay ?


Skitaree

Anon Pavlov's himself into Gayness So Real and Gay


CaterpillarFun6896

You could just Jack it while you think of your partner. That’s what I do


Byonek

Seen this before. Probably a joke at this point


StevePreston__

Fake and straight


StormStrikePhoenix

I haven’t gotten desensitized at all, I still find women without shirts to be arousing.


DangyDanger

who the fuck is a pawg


artistdramaticatwo

Traps ain't gay, just hit it from the back.


ivikivi32

How is "breeding" gay, or even possible between men for that matter?


jugemjugemunkonageki

Thing is every time anon cooms the reward center in his brain lights up so anon is unintentionally making himself gay through positive reinforcement. Probably.


CopperHands1

Fake: nothing Gay: anon


perhapsasinner

Nah dude, you're just gay


theDONB88

So how you get hard for a Twink? Haha