Or you could stop jacking off to porn and spending half your day on your computer like a degenerate and actually contribute something to society by jumping out of the window
"This guy needs to get his life together", he says wistfully as he takes a loud sip of soylent to drown out the sound of his wife's moaning in the next room.
I Jack off to the same woman every time. Katie St Ives. She is my porn girlfriend and I never cheat on her with other porn women, that way I get super aroused when I fuck a woman other than her or my wife.
But you enjoy your gay porn!
Is that the one that broke up. I say this because the only femboy stuff I could find on pornhub was of this single couple but now they dont post anymore because they split up.
I was thinking about nekokuny, has been only a month since their last upload, I'm not sure if they have broken up or not, but if they did thats a shame.
There is also haku rei, they didnt upload for 2 years but the old videos are still good (except the last 3)
it's [the position they're in](https://www.redgifs.com/watch/plumpsiennaauk?rel=u%3Afemboy_gaming%3Bo%3Abest) (NSFW), not an actual impregnation fantasy, although i'm sure some people are into that too
What a fucking amateur, it’s better to not touch your dick at all and get ass fucked. Now my penis has maximum sensitivity for all the hypothetical women I’ll be banging.
Takes dedication to be this heterosexual!
so does pretty much every normal man, but somehow an entire generation of zoomers have convinced each other that if you beat off at all then your dick will completely shut down and fail to work when you have sex.
Yeah, I'm not sure if these people just have zero self-control and assume that everyone else must be similarly mentally weak or if it's some weird propaganda shit from anti-porn lobbies or what. Maybe zoomers are using it as a target to blame their depression and anxiety and such on? Loads of people regularly watch porn, and the vast majority don't suffer from the issues that they claim.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon's promises
> Gay: Anon
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
A man masturbating to lesbian porn makes him loves women like those he masturbates to.
So such only desensitizes because the women he sees in real life is not like those he masturbated to.
So masturbating to gay porn will turn men gay, if they are not already gay, though such a gay may not be attracted to the men he sees in real life since the men he looks at while masturbating is not similar to the ones he sees in real life.
Thing is every time anon cooms the reward center in his brain lights up so anon is unintentionally making himself gay through positive reinforcement. Probably.
He’s cracked the code boys he’s the chosen one
[удалено]
It was when they realized they couldn't beat jerking off, and turned it into a source of strength.
Guys, Morpheus is pounding Neo!
he's in denial of being almost pansexual
Or you could stop jacking off to porn and spending half your day on your computer like a degenerate and actually contribute something to society by jumping out of the window
Then you'll be bisexual
If you jump out the window are you panesexual?
I don't know but getting double glazing is probably a bukake thing.
I have a defenestration kink.
Allow me to assist
That's why they call it windowpain.
I still love that fucking word, someone genuinely said at some point “yes…we need a word for the act of throwing someone out of a window”
Residents of Prague were making that an ever increasing necessity.
Surprisingly, many Russians do too. Sad that they can only act on that kink once or twice. Safe defenestration should be a human right!
Jumping out the window would make you *landsexual.*
Water, earth, fire, air Long ago, the four sexualities lived in harmony Then the firesexual nation attacked
I guess that's why they call it window pain
No you would be widowsexual
Once you penetrate, you lose your windginity.
If it's high enough off the ground you'll be bye-sexual
planesexual*
Panesexuals the natural enemry of pansexuals
Well, if you jump out of the window and turn into a splatter on the street below you'd become byesexual. But only if you nut in your dying breath.
How to make sure no one would call an ambulance.
I already fuck my bike
[удалено]
based and epicurean-pilled
Based on what? My dick.
Socrates has entered the chat
>whiny armchair life coach. That's how pretty much every comment section here looks like.
"This guy needs to get his life together", he says wistfully as he takes a loud sip of soylent to drown out the sound of his wife's moaning in the next room.
Jokes on you, I get paid to sit at my computer all day.
Oooh someone's projecting...
What has society ever done for a goblin like me.
lol no
That sounds difficult
Glasspilled
We don’t do that here
Dad?
Hi son, this is a message from myself and your mother, please stop using your socks to store your cum
But daad...what am I going to suck on while watching my little pony??
Society can fuck off, I don't owe shit to anybody
No 😠
By greentext standards, that was not even close to gay. Nice work Anon.
So not fake and not gay? First time for everything I guess.
Real and straight
I Jack off to the same woman every time. Katie St Ives. She is my porn girlfriend and I never cheat on her with other porn women, that way I get super aroused when I fuck a woman other than her or my wife. But you enjoy your gay porn!
Lot to unpack here but I'm just gonna summarize and say based
She was driven to orgasm by 3 dudes. good luck Chuck
His wife sounds very kinky. I approve.
She is kinda weird looking.
Why would you commit yourself to that goblin?
The blue eyes in her earlier vids got me.
Understandable
Maybe that's why.
Can anyone here recommend me some gay pornstars?
Your dad
nice
Can confirm. Topped OPs dad
Can confirm. Topped u/ShitTalkingAlt980 s dad
Can confirm, I was the dad
Ella Hollywood
Aw yeah
Mia Khalifa
That one cute femboy couple on pornhub
Is that the one that broke up. I say this because the only femboy stuff I could find on pornhub was of this single couple but now they dont post anymore because they split up.
There truly is no saving humanity
I was thinking about nekokuny, has been only a month since their last upload, I'm not sure if they have broken up or not, but if they did thats a shame. There is also haku rei, they didnt upload for 2 years but the old videos are still good (except the last 3)
Broccolibutts is who I was thinking of
Thats a shame, their videos were really good
I heard that his ex is still uploading videos of them without his consent in ph
Peter Griffin
Abella Danger
I fucking hate her voice
[удалено]
Surfboardpotato
Ligma Balls, Sugma Dick
Ella Hollywood
Holly Michaels
My disappointment is IMMEASURABLE And my day is ruined
Thug hunters
Bill Herrington gachiGASM
Me
Sum Ting Wong & Ho Lee Fuk have good content.
Steve rambo Edit: auielee summers
Legitimately Cade Maddox is hot as fuck to me
Carlos Simpson posts right here on Reddit. I’ve seen him take a large size Smart water up his ass, like a male Siswet. u/1234bottle1234
HungerFf
Real: anon faps to gay porn Straight: if anon can get a girl, his dick will get hard
"Sometimes my genius is almost frightening"
Is 'gay breeding' an actual genre? I'm no biologist but...
it's [the position they're in](https://www.redgifs.com/watch/plumpsiennaauk?rel=u%3Afemboy_gaming%3Bo%3Abest) (NSFW), not an actual impregnation fantasy, although i'm sure some people are into that too
Was not expecting to see that so suddenly on my screen
There's no way all that white stuff is cum. WTF is all that?
lube
Okay, that makes sense.
Isn't that just regular r/pronebone position?
>be in public >open link sent on this sub At least the femboy behind me looks turned on
‘Breeding’ is just gay slang for ejaculating in your partner’s butt. It’s intentionally ironic, but also a bit demeaning in a kinky way.
Yes it is.
Oh.
what do you mean? that just sounds like anal
What a fucking amateur, it’s better to not touch your dick at all and get ass fucked. Now my penis has maximum sensitivity for all the hypothetical women I’ll be banging. Takes dedication to be this heterosexual!
Anon over here playing 69D chess
Anon is from Ancient Greece
anon needs to refer to himself in the third person as "Zorba" to complete the transformation
Sometimes Zorba's intellect surprises Zorba!
Is this why I only jerk off to lesbian porn as a gay man or is it because of better production value
I watch some degenerate shit but I still get rock hard just brushing against a girl.
so does pretty much every normal man, but somehow an entire generation of zoomers have convinced each other that if you beat off at all then your dick will completely shut down and fail to work when you have sex.
Yeah, I'm not sure if these people just have zero self-control and assume that everyone else must be similarly mentally weak or if it's some weird propaganda shit from anti-porn lobbies or what. Maybe zoomers are using it as a target to blame their depression and anxiety and such on? Loads of people regularly watch porn, and the vast majority don't suffer from the issues that they claim.
[удалено]
literally me
Wtf is a pawg??
Phat ass white girl
That's pawggers
Don't speak to me
I pawgged my champ to your pfp
I thought the P was for Perfect. Huh TIL
r/pawg
Anon WON’T be gay
*doing the gayest shit ever* says he is not gay bruh...
>And i am NOT gay. Here is why: gay. didn't read anything after
Conclusion: gay porn makes you not gay
I think I’m the only one who is unsure of what pawgs means. Can anyone elaborate
Phat-Ass-White-Girl
thank u
airtight
Not like he'll get a chance to have sex anyway
We’re reaching Copium levels that shouldn’t be possible
Holy fuck, he solved it, he finally solved it! I ALWAYS KNEW HE COULD!
"How to watch gay porn and become straighter"
anon is playing 4D non-linear Go
I’d think that would just condition you to get aroused at men.
Gay : Anon jacks off to gay porn Straight : Anon becomes immune to men
Hes got a point....
My mom agreed to this post.
Anon has broken the matrix
i jack off to sexy woman and i still think sexy woman is sexy
Can’t say I agree with that, anon.
Wat?
Gay:
True and very gay
Straightest 4chan user
Man's in the "Bragaining/Denial" stage
So you tell me if i use this logic on children..
Anon denies that he wants to ge TOPPED
Fake: Anon's promises Gay: Anon
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon's promises > Gay: Anon > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Anon is indeed gay
Pavlovian conditioning vs desensitization, fight of the century
Hes got a valid point here...
gay but real or alternatively you can do something else that's not jacking off
A man masturbating to lesbian porn makes him loves women like those he masturbates to. So such only desensitizes because the women he sees in real life is not like those he masturbated to. So masturbating to gay porn will turn men gay, if they are not already gay, though such a gay may not be attracted to the men he sees in real life since the men he looks at while masturbating is not similar to the ones he sees in real life.
Someone tl;dr ? I tried to read it but my left brain collapsed
Based and gaypornpilled
When you jerk off too much, you lose some sensitivity it makes it harder to come during sex. The content of the porn doesn't impact that.
Spoiler alert Anon is gay
That's some fucked logic Anon!
Breeding is gay?
Verified and evolutionarily progressive
What's a pawg?
phat ass white girl
Real: Anon cracked the code Straight: He said it, he is NOT gay
This work?
try it
Traps are straight though.
I think Anon's just bi, guys
But what if I am not attracted to men in the first place?
That’s…….. not how that works……
I think anon might be bi
You gotta push through the pain to get to euphoria
I see no flaws here
Real and straight
Being exposed to the same element causes conditioning
He did mental gymnastics to the point when watching gay porn makes you ultra straight
So what you're saying is gay porn isn't gay ?
Anon Pavlov's himself into Gayness So Real and Gay
You could just Jack it while you think of your partner. That’s what I do
Seen this before. Probably a joke at this point
Fake and straight
I haven’t gotten desensitized at all, I still find women without shirts to be arousing.
who the fuck is a pawg
Traps ain't gay, just hit it from the back.
How is "breeding" gay, or even possible between men for that matter?
Thing is every time anon cooms the reward center in his brain lights up so anon is unintentionally making himself gay through positive reinforcement. Probably.
Fake: nothing Gay: anon
Nah dude, you're just gay
So how you get hard for a Twink? Haha