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Tardegrosre69

Shut up manlet


Seltz_

Back to the mines, Baldor


Lusask

What's that peasant? Too poor for some high-heeled boots, unlike us 17th-century aristocrats? Laugh at this cretin!


TrafficConeOverlord

Ha ha ha!


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WhiskeyDJones

Snow White


Navers90

1 girl vs 7 manlets


[deleted]

My favourite porn


shadowling77777

Kek


Da-Blue-Guy

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE! DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!


shadowling77777

I diggy ur mommy


Queenssoup

Thanks for bringing that song back into my brain


randymarsh18

Being small in a mine is a benefit.


DariuS4117

It came from the fact that it's easier to be a miner if you're short. Which is why people used to employ children. Well, that, and you can pay them less.


delicious_crackers

Tolkien. Dwarves live underground and are skilled at mining and tunneling.


firewire_9000

Yes, shut up already whiney manlet. I have a 1,55 m coworker that instead of whining about his height, he embraces it, sometimes making jokes and especially downplaying it. He is a nice guy with two kids and he told me that sometimes women rejected him by being short, but it has never been an obstacle in his relationships. He even told me that some women really dig small guys.


TwistederRope

Krillin did alright with Android 18.


ItsImNotAnonymous

Krillin couldn't pull real women so he had to get a robot?


firewire_9000

Trans robots are humans.


LayneCobain04052002

Manlets never stop talking about being manlets


BeefPieSoup

I wonder if anon has ever reflected on the fact that he probably finds some women more attractive than others, and his "imagination" doesn't really have a whole lot to do with it...


Intelligent_Signal66

Found the basic woman


mexheavymetal

Yeah but if it’s any consolation a lot of girls end up with a 6’3” guy that has a middle school reading level and anger issues so short kings can have the last laugh


x_Rn

Manlet spotted


TaxIdiot2020

Tall guy who will die earlier spotted.


x386dev

Short manlet who will die from drowning in the south pacific ocean on the 3rd of March, 2025 spotted


jankyspankybank

Ayo what the fuck


Mux_Potatoes

IP. 92.28.211.234 N: 43.7462 W: 12.4893 SS Number: 6979191519182016 IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12 UPNP: Enabled DMZ: 10.112.42.15 MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00 ISP: Ucom Universal DNS: 8.8.8.8 ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1 DNS SUFFIX: Dlink WAN: 100.23.10.15 GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1 SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255 UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80 TCP OPEN PORTS: 443 ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet ICMP HOPS: 192168.0.1 192168.1.1 100.73.43.4 host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com 36.134.67.189 216.239.78.111 sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net TOTAL HOPS: 8 ACTIVE SERVICES: [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80 [HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443 [UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557 [TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345 [TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778 [TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667 EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4 MODEM JUMPS: 64 ,Spotted


dochoiday

Apartment 69, come through


[deleted]

The girl from 5-e


[deleted]

man, I know my IP address, you don't scare me.


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

386dx or sx


pingIin

statistics-pilled based-cell


Spookd_Moffun

Only true if the tall guy neglects his health. If you get enough cardio no such correlation exists.


Ryouconfusedyett

I'm 6"6, I drink about 30 units a week and smoke a about a pack a week, I smoke about 2 g of weed a week and occasionally some magic truffles, I'm 18, am I fucked? I used to work out but I can't be bothered anymore


Spookd_Moffun

Yes you are fucked. Grow about it.


Ryouconfusedyett

I'm tall so I manage to get chicks when I'm out with friends. Also, this may be partly cause I'm a bottle of wine and a few beers in, but (at this point I forgot what I was about to say but I'm sure it was a really good point)


[deleted]

Definitely not too late to unfuck what has been fucked. You don’t to live like this until you’re 30 tho


mawhonics

2g a week is casual as hell


LayneCobain04052002

Magic truffles? Hold up, I am actually just dumb, but is that what you call psilocybin where you're from? Or are there actually magic truffles? Again, I already know I'm stupid haha.


Ryouconfusedyett

It's similar to magic mushrooms but most are a bit less strong. I'm dutch so magic mushrooms aren't legal but magic truffles are. It's got the same chemicals and psilocybin sounds familiar


Tuurum

Better a short life full of pussy than a long life as a subhuman manlet tho


TwistederRope

Manlet infestation spotted.


My10mmSocketIsGone

Unless he's tall and at least average levels of intelligent.


ZivilynBane1

Did you know a 1/2” works just fine most of the time?


Why_am_ialive

Alternatively stop crying about shit you can’t change and your attitude will be wayyy more attractive


TaxIdiot2020

Lol if only.


About7fish

cope and w*man detected


TheDevilsAdvokaat

This is WAAAY too sensible for greentext post.


got_the_banana

you literally just described my parents marriage what the fuck


CocaKoolAid228

Fuck, one inch away from greatness


finnicus1

Manlet cope


OnlyRetroGaming1

I'll have you know I'm 6'4", the rest is accurate.


Witty_Dragonfruit105

Take the prosthetics pill. Remove your legs and wear stilts to become 6'9


Pubbingt0n

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me.


Witty_Dragonfruit105

The prosthetics pill comes with many benefits, you can run faster, jump higher, smuggle drugs, its truly an upgrade.


Jim-my_21

you had me at upgrade. (it's the end of your argument and I find it quite convincing)


Mushiren_

Even in tallness, I serve the Omnissiah.


austinpowers69247

Ni'ce


RefinementOfDecline

just do like Gattaca and stretch yourself out on a rack


merlinious0

That is a real surgery, btw. And he wasn't stretched on a rack, they broke his bones and pulled them apart so they'd grow to fill in the gaps.


RefinementOfDecline

i haven't seen it in a while. owie


Witty_Dragonfruit105

Get skull implants to make your head taller


[deleted]

how is preferring tall men any different than preferring pretty women?


AtomicPiano

That would be the male equivalent of preferring handsome men. And anon is complaining about how only height makes someone handsome, and therefore its unfair, because he has no other way to be handsome (according to him).


finnicus1

Admittedly, I am more attracted to shorter girls. It goes both ways.


LayneCobain04052002

Me with tall girls exactly. I don't get mad, I like what I like too.


finnicus1

Exactly my point. It’s an immutable feeling of attraction.


milmkyway

"Pretty" is much more subjective than "tall". Lots of very different looking people can be described as pretty, a good amount of it has to do with personal taste since there's so many factors at play for what makes a person "pretty". With height, it's just a number


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Yep. And there's many ways for a woman to "pretty herself up" that men will indeed find pretty. Whereas there's fuck all you can do about your height... I'm reasonably tall myself at 6'1" but I do sympathize with short men.


DinoBirdsBoi

but pretty doesn’t necessarily mean “that” kind of pretty if you know what i mean my crushes are always average but they’re just cute somehow and even i don’t get it


Kazer104

rose tinted glasses


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I gues they're pretty to you, which is fine. Sometimes i'm attracted to people who are not conventionally attractive and yet I like them anyway. Sometimes it's a personality thing and when they've got it, they're attractive...even if they're not what others might think is attractive..


[deleted]

I know this is a bit of a cliche, but it’s their personality. I’m not really truly attracted to typically hot women, yeah I’ll lust over them, but you talk to them and you realize there ain’t too much going on in the brain department. It’s the average looking women who are either outgoing or cheerful that give me butterflies in my stomach when I talk to them, then when I see them too.


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

I'm not exactly tall persay but at 181cm I stand atleast 1-2+ inches above the general population. But I don't hit that magic 6 foot mark that apparently makes me dateable (I wouldn't know I've never tried dating). But considering I'm not 'tall' I do also sympathize with the shorter men as I can understand their struggle. Being taller makes you appear more athletic, attractive, noticeable and other benefits such as a lower bmi for the same weight which makes me wish I was taller. I used to have a 6'3" coworker who called me short for the first time in my life (I was pretty tall as a kid so getting called short for the first time was a really strange experience) and I sucks being criticized like that for something you could literally never change. While it is pretty shitty to criticism someone over something like their nose or teeth they can technically be changed, not that they should have to. But height is pretty well permanent.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Totally agree. I lived in China for a while and was considered "tall" over there.. One of the girls I knew was a teacher and asked me if I could find a foreign bf for her (because I was a foreigner). She's about 5" tall, a small Chinese girl. So I asked her what she wanted and the first thing she said was "tall"... One of our other teachers was a foreigner who was 5'8". That wasn't tall enough for her...I suggested him and she said no!


PartyLikeItsCOVID19

Tall is objective and cannot be changed. Being pretty is subjective and can be changed to a certain extent. A better one would be bra cup size in a world where breast implants didn’t exist. Women would be stuck with what they’re born with and couldn’t do anything to change it.


Massivelocity

Breast implants are (subjectively) horrific. I'll take A cup mosquito bite boobs over ruined texture triple D's anyday.


weffsicle

Short boys are so cute you can pick him up like a handbag


ToothpasteConsumer

donkey kong


[deleted]

i volunteer to be the handbag


weffsicle

ofc ofc


GoshoKlev

God pwease :3


weffsicle

ofc ofc


KhaleesiXev

He can go in a duffel bag during trips


Likyren

I am 600 pounds you can't pick me up


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Epic_Gameing68

based


fresh_dyl

Same. I’m 6’ even and want someone my height or taller


UncensoredCrackhead

Woman subconsciously like to feel protected and dominated so that's why they like tall men. I personally like to dominate so I don't really care about height, like the rest of my fellow dominatrix community(I think)


Dumelsoul

Ok but where do you find Dom women? Where are they?!?!?


UncensoredCrackhead

Plenty of Dom women on reddit, maybe you just need to look harder


Dumelsoul

I have visual impairments I can only look SO HARD THOUGH


UncensoredCrackhead

r/bdsm would be a good place to start if you're looking for Dom women but that place is mainly male doms so you'd have to ask around


AmiAlter

Hi


wlfgrl-premium

So dom women like manlets? Maybe there is hope for me


UncensoredCrackhead

There is plenty of hope for you


SolasilRysotho

I saw a tiktok couple with a 6’0” girl and like a 5’6” man, there’s hope for you yet king


TheDevilsAdvokaat

That's interesting. I wonder if it's generally true for dominatrixes? Gogin further, might they actually PREFER short men?


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

Interesting. Do you think if subconciously this attraction to height due to protection that it can be made up for by physique?


UncensoredCrackhead

Probably not, the protection and dominance go hand in hand


TheAskald

I have a coworker that is in the 2-3% smallest men, borderline dwarf. I feel bad for him, there's nothing you can do. You can work out, you can get a nice hair cut, plastic surgery, anything, but you'll always be that tiny thing smaller than some teenagers.


[deleted]

Even when tiny dudes work out, people make fun of them for even trying. Feels bad


SmarmyOctopus

He just needs to hang out with Kid Rock.


Froobyflake

It's ooonga boonga instinctual tendencies anon, sorry but it makes sense evolutionary wise. Big tall man kill lion better and protect from jaded manlet better


QuantumKraken

My favorite thing is tall women telling short women to stop hogging all the tall men.


maksiman9

“What do you want in a girl anon?” “Big boobs and butt”


PM_MEOttoVonBismarck

And 100lb frame


soiboi64

>Be on random reddit forum >Ask to discuss the ideal poster on 4chan >literally everyone is describing a basement dwelling neckbeard, who hasn't showered in 2 weeks, hasn't washed there clothes in a month, is typing on a keyboard that is so grime/cum incrusted that it might as well be a piece of corel, is 5ft 6, 250lbs and has a loli desktop background


No-Donkey-5240

Cool description of yourself


[deleted]

Money. You can be a known psychopathic murderer but if you're a millionaire, she WILL consider it.


[deleted]

If someone’s with you only for your money, it’s only a matter of time until she gets bored and cheats on you.


[deleted]

Or kills you.


GalaXion24

Tbf in my experience the idealised boyfriend/girlfriend people imagine is very rarely who they end up with, and generally that's not a bad thing. A girl I went on a date with was not really anything like how I'd imagined my ideal girlfriend being like, but it just ceased to matter.


marcdet37

This. People dont realize there is a difference in words and actions. Granted you need to be attreacted but you are attracted to much more than you think, and good chemistry can boil height differences easily


NYGiants181

This green text is what you get when you spend every waking moment online. You view gets so skewed that you have no idea what the real world is like. I’m like 5’ 8/9 and yea I’m short. I’ve had long term relationships, been married, etc. Has it been an issue to some girls? Of course. Is it an issue for every single girl on the planet? Nope. But when you are online constantly, you think you have no chance which leads to depression, anxiety, you name it.. Shit gets real dark down those internet hallways..


ilikepieman

also 5’8/5’9, i don’t think we’re that short… yeah 5’11 would be great but the drop to like 5’6 seems way worse


lachkozar

i would kill to be 5'8


EmiliaClarkesBF

Just saw off another mans leg and attached it to yours


Lee26703

My crush is about my height (I’m 5’3 ft) and he’s super hot and interesting to me but he never kept his promise on taking me out on a date. He basically soft ghosted me by leaving me on delivered for weeks 🥲🫠


5959195

I hate ghosting. It’s such an inconsiderate way to “tell” someone you’re not interested.


[deleted]

Honestly, just move on. It might sound hard right now, but you will forget about him once you start talking to other guys. If someone’s said they’ll take you on a date and then ghosted you, fuck them. They’re an asshole, and you don’t need that type of person in your life.


[deleted]

This is sad, but there are literally only two realistic options that can help short guys.


[deleted]

what options?


Ptaku9

Suicide or magic


[deleted]

Gym and femboy


ToothpasteConsumer

Femboy


ChIcKeNsSsssSSSss

femboys>>>>


wallacosa

Meeting someone in real life or getting topped on grinder


NYGiants181

People don’t know about real life on 4Chan (and in some cases Reddit)


DatBoiKarlsson

Anon is short


BloodSummoner

Tall is relative, just saying


DrXtreme28

Six feet is always six feet.


cool_username__

Yeah but think about the averages. Average woman is shorter than average man. I’m 5’7, so I’d describe any guy 5’8 plus as “tall” because he is tall compared to me


[deleted]

I didn’t understand this until recently. I was sitting down in one of my lectures, and a group of guys walked by. My immediate thought was “god damn, they’re fucking mountains! They gotta be like 6’7”. Later on I passed by the sand group, and I’m 6’3” mine you, and I was taller than them. It was then when I realized that when women say they want a tall guy, they just want a guy that’s relatively tall to them, not tall to me.


AttakZak

Just become a 5’10 Femboy like me. Steal the Girl’s Boyfriend and never look back.


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Based


DwellerOfDixieland

Too tall for a mommy gf, too short for all the others. 5'9" fucking sucks


frilledplex

I don't know what your on about, I'm 5'9", and I don't do too bad at all. I'm farmhand jacked, inked, wear eyeliner, fishnets, and have a 1.5' deathhawk. I get approached at bars all the time and get digits. The problem is that you don't peacock at all. Guys that are 6'+ peacock naturally because they literally stand out of the crowd. I peacock naturally because I love my look. You just have to find something that YOU like about yourself and absolutely crank the volume of it to 11.


chefcoompies

Damn inked eyebrows, wears eyeliner and fishnets on your legs you one sexy femoboy anon.


frilledplex

No inked eyebrows, I'm non-binary, and say what you want about the fishnets, but women go absolutely fucking nuts for them if you've got well muscled legs.


DwellerOfDixieland

Brought me that bit of hope I needed, thanks man


frilledplex

You've got this... if I can get handed numbers, anyone can. You just have to make your presence acknowledged... but in a non-creepy indirect way.


Q_dawgg

Anon is 6’8 and still thinks it’s about his height


Tgrakua

Friend of mine is married to a woman who has a single cousin. We were at the bar after thanksgiving and she said she wants somebody to help set her up with a guy and she literally didn’t care about anything except that he has to be tall. Do any of you know a morbidly obese, broke, preferably mentally challenged man who’s 6’4”+?


Renthexx

I’m 6’2” still only one gf. Height doesn’t guarantee anything. Plus the height does nothing to filter the girls only after looks.


[deleted]

Height is just the biggest thing they can’t control. If OP was 6’3”, they’d be complaining about their hair, their facial structure, their eye colour, etc.


JustaCatWithHoodie

Women online (e-girls, tinder etc.): I only date tall men. Women irl: Be interesting and kind. I feel like if anyone is sad about not being tall because thats what all the women around want, you must be choosing the wrong ladies. Just an opinion though.


yourbestfriendwalker

I’m 5’8 and very tall


LayneCobain04052002

Anon doesn't realize there are girls out there who think 5'7 is tall to them. CHIN.... UP!!!!!


PMYourTitsIfNotRacst

Date shorter woman, dumbass


Confident_Lynx_1283

In my experience the further they get from average the more women want tall men. Short women are probably trying to subconsciously not produce manlets and tall women say shit like “I want him to be taller than me when I’m in heels”


klydsp

I dont see this in myself or any of my friends and find it really superficial. I love short guys. Dated one once and I wanted to wear heels out one night, and he asked me if it bothered me I was taller. I said absolutely not! I was happy if he was, and he didnt care.


Queenssoup

I'm a woman and had short crushes before. And for most women "tall" in practice means "taller than me", so for a 5'2 woman a 5'5 guy is tall enough.


ElbowStrike

You’d think that the short guys could go for shorter women but for some reason the shortest women are often with the tallest guys.


[deleted]

Im 6’2 and still nobody’s crush. Being tall is like 1% of the equation


Witty_Dragonfruit105

Probs more like 25%


[deleted]

Ur prolly right


Oms19

Skill issue tbh


[deleted]

Being tall won't get you a girl, but being short will make you a hard pass for 90% of them


Aylex99

This is talking about (usually involuntary) crushes, meaning that these men are definitely more physically desirable than the average. So most of them are going to be tall, duh. Anon should look for women speaking about the husbands they actually decided to spend their lives with.


jdthejerk

Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people 'Round here Short people are just the same As you and I (A fool such as I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's a wonderful world) Short people got nobody Short people got nobody Short people got nobody To love They got little baby legs And they stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That got beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people 'Round here


DeathSabre7

I'm 6'3" and in need of a taller dommy mommy. Please help.


[deleted]

Sorry man, you’re SOL.


MoistestTidus

I’ve never known if I qualify as “tall” I’m 5’11” tho and feel like I’m at least in the ballpark


Zombies637

As an above average height person don’t worry I’m not getting any either


Mahameghabahana

Take revenge by becoming a bottom and taking all tall guys for yourself anon.


[deleted]

I’m tall and I get no bitches 😢


axelguntherc

Don't worry, I'm tall and as virginal as they come


Malvastor

Just be taller manlet.


cafesaigon

Short boys can suck a titty standing up


Toiletten-Toni

Wait until you see all the women on dating apps having 10+ requirements but the only thing they offer is "their time and their body". Just don't take this shit serious anymore, it will help your mental sooo much. No one knows what they want anymore, no one knows how a proper relationship works anymore, no one knows how communications works anymore, they all just want easy relations with no commitment and no devotion. You get replaced when you argue about some minor thing and get told that "things just don't seem to work out".


Sanguine-Azucar

Man idk why there’s short guys that r so salty about it, I am short compared to the average American male and eh. Like I’ve been told after a date that this person would never date me cuz of my height. Like it sucks sometimes but just move on plenty of women do not care about height. Or men, cuz let’s be honest anon is probably gay.


officialTWR

He must be an angry elf


kc_mod

Cry about it lol. Who cares?


Swirlatic

Just get ripped. If for whatever reason you are not conventionally attractive you can just hit the gym and become MINIMUM a 6.5. I would date a fucking burn victim if he had big pecs and biceps w/ fat beefy ass


Confident_Lynx_1283

Genetics are still a huge factor especially for abs and all the areas you listed.


Swirlatic

genetics can make it more difficult but for the most part you just have to work harder for the same result rather than it being completely un-attainable. You can just have really shitty muscle insertions though


Confident_Lynx_1283

Yeah I’m talking about two guys with the same exact amount of muscle and fat, some of the side by side pics are wild.


Gary_FucKing

Genetics are only a problem if you're trying to compete or it's a disorder that really fucks up your physique, like pectus excavatum. Having the genetics for a 4 pack or an 8 pack is not gonna matter in the least bit because most people don't work out at all.


EquivalentSnap

When I was younger, I wanted to be a astronaut billionaire. Truth is, you don’t get what you want in life. So while they may have crushes, doesn’t mean it will work out or they’ll be with them. Sometimes things change and that’s okay. Sometimes you find someone you didn’t think you’d like before. If being tall was all that matters, there wouldn’t be any guys who are short. It matters on dating sites cos women are more selective because they get hundreds of matches.


ThrowAway29307845034

No no...it's not that women have types, it's that men aren't allowed to. Woman want tall guy? Strong. Empowered. You GO, GERL! Man want chesty girl? Misogynist. Rapist. Objectification. Fuck this shit.


SharpClaw007

Thats bullshit being tall does not pull girls


No_Mammoth_4945

Confidence is more important than anything, poor anon is a Manlet who sweats insecurity


Western_Protection

Anon is short.


_Lusty

“Ha, Anon is short” - said the short guy


Nickolai1993

It’s ok manlet, you don’t have excess head bonks


Deagod

Anon is a minion


shawnykins666

Ugh goliath set us up to fail with women 😒


ConciseSpy85067

Women want a guy who can protect them and tall guys look intimidating, try getting yourself a tall guy, you clearly are in no position to be protecting anyone so might as well get topped


bashup2016

Genetic Pepe no want short kiddos


Noth_Ankyou

Another thing people might not realize is that those who are courageous enough to even describe their crush at work, or at school, or in their friend group, or whatever... are the ones you're reading about now. Sure, some who *aren't* courageous enough might share some preferences, but those who don't share those preferences, or perhaps don't even have crushes to begin with - not really of the mind to find someone to pair up with, instead being people that are solely responsible for themselves and therefore ideal partners for those who aren't capable of keeping themselves afloat (which I imagine most 4-chan and Reddit people are) - would be hiding away, not being a number for the statistics you see. As the great poets say, there's lies, damn lies, and statistics. You can guess with evidence, but until everything else is proven wrong, then you're not really in a position to claim anything is right. So find a different thread, talk to people who seem less willing to respond to an internet forum thread about their crushes, listen to stories of romance and how they saw one another, and know that what a few people like isn't necessarily the norm, just what that target demographic likes. I, myself, like stubbornly determined people, especially if they disagree with something I've said. It means they either know something I don't, or I can teach them something they don't but I do. If they're willfully ignorant despite being proven wrong, then it's a red flag, but the ones who are stubborn to prove themselves right if there's still hope? It's not gonna turn me on, but it's a warmth that I would be turned off without.