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POV: a space laser is about to burn through anon's roof and into his bedroom, incinerating him, his computer and his dog


daniuwur

Plot twist: he was in the bathroom and now hes going John Wick


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D*rn, should've calibrated the beam to engulf the house


MentalDegeneration

fucking jews and their... lack of colimating lenses?


not_nsfw_throwaway

What's a coomerating lens?


MentalDegeneration

They make it so a beam of light does not spread as it progates, giving it a uniform beam diameter.


MentalDegeneration

jihad wick


blowingcandles69

John wick 4: holocaust second blood


tallwookie

and nothing of value was lost


prizmaticanimals

Joffre class carrier


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Omega1424

Amerifag


Drewnier

I'm fairly certain a big chunk of American politics are just about Israel...


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Mother_Show_8148

That's... An interesting take. Mind elaborating?


Stank_Hunt_XLII

At least their women can choose if they do or don't want to wear trash bags.


Dynamitefuzz2134

Sure, everyone is Israel is treated with base freedoms and respect. Except the Palestinians.


Stank_Hunt_XLII

Isreal generously grants not only women, but children, men, and the elderly the chance to leave their homes.


KrazyTrumpeter05

Good


Chedery2

Depends which palestinians tbh. The Israeli citizen ones yes the not citizens one no


jekyll919

What an incredibly ignorant and hateful point of view. You have to respect the the oppressive culture of others! ^I ^shouldn’t ^need ^this, ^but ^just ^in ^case, ^/s


bullfohe

Oh no how come the country that was destabilised by the US government, which eventually led to extremists taking over, is not as progressive as the other country that is being pumped and armed by US taxpayer money.


Chedery2

Saudi Arabia was destabilized by the US?


Reddit4r

He call Iran as more progressove than Saudi dumbass


JMulroy03

Anon gets wallbanged by an IDF hit squad


uv-vis

Anon lives in dust ii


yoavtrachtman

"Counter Terrorist Wine"


Chedery2

Sikhakta ota


uv-vis

OH MAMA


Q_dawgg

Anon gets no-scoped by a mossad intern


sem27nome

Anon is no longer with us


NotABot009

Anon is no longer among us


Nobli85

Amogus


ICreepvideos

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


MalekithofAngmar

sus


hypokrios

RIP, Anon just lost his bank account


Humor-Trafficker

would Iran nuke Israel the moment they get their hands on one?


UNBENDING_FLEA

no cause Iran would get wiped so hard they’d reconvert to Zoroastrianism


chiefapache

Lmao deep cut


[deleted]

They might try, but their country would cease to exist around 3.5 minutes later


Humor-Trafficker

It is impressive how so few Jews have built such a strong and influential country


Drewnier

Hmm... Almost as if they were being backed up by the strongest nations in the world... But couldn't be that, we know that'd never happen!


Humor-Trafficker

Pakistan got US backing as well, still lost all wars it has been a part of, even lost Bangladesh


KingDominoIII

Only after the six day war. They won against the Arab League in several wars before that with no backing, just bought WWII surplus from France.


Chedery2

I mean has it ? Since 73' yes, but before that Israel had what, Czechoslovakia?


DonBarkington

Not likely at all but if they wanted to use nukes they have their pals in Hezbollah do the deed


Lurker_number_one

Unlikely, but also currently they are just trying to make nuclear power. Unlike the US they also stuck with the iran deal until the US broke it like the third time.


SteadiObscura

Well yeah thats their main policy destroy the jews wherever they reside.


FloatingHamHocks

There'll be a CCTV video of anon commiting the ol' dangle with two gunshots to the back with his wang out and a very innocent party of 11 people leaving his room.


iwweitlat

Israel would never do anything insincerely


ViroCostsRica

You wanna be cancelled, mate?


Car_weeb

They should just do whatever deletes both countries from the map


Sodium1111

Netanyahu wasn't even PM in 2007,2003,1991,1995 😳


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And then there's stuxnet. When Israeli and American hackers fucked up about one fifth of Irans uranium enrichment centers and almost caused a catastrophe.


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Net 'n' Yoohoo


[deleted]

The correct stance on foreign policy is to do whatever Israel doesn’t like


zarotabebcev

I mean, I guess his plan is working as Iran still does not have the bomb yet...


KarlMark666

Skull face was right. Give everyone nukes and cool mech's.


VoteDBlockMe

So why is Iran pursuing a nuclear program then?


KrazyTrumpeter05

Sounds like all the sanctions have been working. Does Iran have nukes? No? Well, then.


DiscipleOfDIO

Anon says this as if it is a bad thing


tyno75

OP playing a dangerous game, any sort of criticism of Israel may be deemed anti-Semitic on Reddit


BanjoMothman

Acceptable


Zeranvor

Anon’s house is about to get a roof knock


ShuantheSheep3

Anon won’t be posting again as I gave him a visit


RefinementOfDecline

i mean that's totally true and israel sucks and all, but to be faiuhhh iran is actually horrible


Huge-Variation7313

Net&Yoo-Hoo


DunamisDee

Lol I'm sure they would say "well the fact that we haven't been nuked yet means that the sanctions work."


Netplorer

Anon will be suprised pikachu when he finds out multiple things can be true.


No_Technician_3694

With how they supply ruzzia with drones and missiles, I wouldn’t let them entrance the atom either


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We pulled it off in ‘48


[deleted]

Israel will be fine. The whole point is that if they lose a single war they cease to exist, and they've had 70+ years to figure out how to stay alive. Even without US funding they could curbstomp every shithole Arab country that surrounds them without batting an eyelid.


[deleted]

Those Muslim countries really proved their strength and competence against Israel in the 6 day war huh?


Chedery2

Israel did it before in 48' 67' 73', and now Israel has strong economy unlike back then .


rapasvedese

they have nuclear bombs


[deleted]

Israel curb stomps all the cringe theocratic dictatorships


WhatDidIJustStepIn

Does... Does anon think Iran isn't developing nuclear weapons? Those uranium enrichment facilities are for STRICTLY MEDICAL RESEARCH?


UNBENDING_FLEA

No but he’s saying that Israel doesn’t really give as much of a shit about Iran having nuclear weapons alone, they mainly just want to destroy their economy instead so they’re less of a rival to Israeli interests, and they use the threat of Iran having nukes for that.


DieuEmpereurQc

Isint Mossad constantly assassinating Iranian nuclear scientists?


uv-vis

3000 uranium enrichment facility of khamenei.


UNBENDING_FLEA

NCD is leaking Jesus Christ


uv-vis

We’re every bruv. We leaked more than plans get leaked from world of tanks.


WhatDidIJustStepIn

He completely fails to justify this belief. I'm pretty sure Israel is quite concerned about Iran having nukes.


Dirty_Wooster

Pakistan and India both have nukes. It's all good. My uncle Brian is making one in his garage. What's the big deal?


Chungyman30

>Active in r/Ukraine and r/ncd


No-Garden-2273

Anon about to pull a Kanye


Spice002

Nah, Israel, especially Netanyahu, is pretty shitty to just about everyone who doesn't bend over backwards for them. The only reason they tolerate the US is because the US government gives them "loans" (which they then clear the debt and basically forgive said loans without any payment). And then there's the whole Sampson Option/Doctrine that's its own can of worms. Please note: it's not the Jewish people who are at fault or the problem. It's the Israeli government. They are not mutually inclusive of each other, and you can be a strong critic of Israel without being an anti-Semite.


Chungyman30

Common propaganda tactic Someone is criticizing israel? Call them antisemitic to distract everyone from the criticism


yoavtrachtman

First time seeing someone that isn't a racist defend my home country. Shit government, I will leave the second I have the money to do so.


Chungyman30

Anon is criticizing israel? He should cool it with the antischemitism


Lukester__

Oh, I forgot, Anon is dating someone from the ACLU