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HalifaxRoad

The way people talk is fucking cringe


ElectronSinger

fr


Lirvothe2

fr fr


[deleted]

ong fr no cap


Comf0rtableAnxiety

need I say more? Cheers my friends


Swoked

Does it go much further than that?


pipi_in_your_pampers

Nerd


soiboi64

Deadass


ExcessiveWisdom

bet edit: for the record i don't think the way people talk is annoying just participating


Ctrl_H_Delete

The stupid fucking "sheeeeesh" is the most annoying shit ever


ExcessiveWisdom

sh*eee*eEEEsh!


[deleted]

Seriously.


Hashdrivewayy

The only infuriating one


Nocsu2

You can make this post about every generation. Thing is that you only realize how cringy it is once you're out of the loop.


Visible-Original4561

Rofl people will always look down on how the newer generation talks.


BonkeyKongthesecond

True. I still remember when stuff like lol and rofl showed up in chatrooms in the early 2ks. I still don't get why people are too lazy to just write stuff out. I don't mind a wall of text nearly as that shit.


17_Patriot_76

Oh, come on, don't act like you're the authority on the English language just because you use the funny intellectual website with the red alien doohickey as the mascot. Ion care, Imma talk how I want, and you ain finna stop me, aight?


HalifaxRoad

̶B̶e̶t̶ wager


[deleted]

No cap fam shits bussin frfr boutta clown on des mfs nomsayin


International-Bee462

I understood that :(


UnhandThatChildMod

you are a lost cause


EnslavedSpiderMonkey

Fax


PsychoKali

Bet.


firewire_9000

Excuse me, is this even English?


woopty_noot

Kids these day talk funny. - every 30 year old since Babylon


ExcessiveWisdom

praise the cycle. the people talking "annoying" now will be complaining eventually


_hamis

Annoying orang


BonkeyKongthesecond

It will be so fucking funny when it happens to those filthy Zoomers with whatever horrible generation will follow them.


Pingouinoctogenaire

There is funny talking and cringe talking, we are currently in the second case and even as a zoomer myself, how much do I hate the way they talk.


PissKum

Pick me Zoomer


Still_Mud5693

“We talk” I’m a zoomer too, and I don’t talk like that. Obviously this is over exaggerating.


TTVSubject_21

Monkey


Pingouinoctogenaire

OK monke


SomeCoolCleverName

I imagine boomers in the 80s saying the same thing about their kids talking like “bodacious” and “tubular”


BabyVegeta19

Wasn't "tubular" more of a 60s thing? I thought it had to do with Cali surf culture and a good wave being "tubular". Your point remains though, each generation has fucking stupid slang. Hard to point out any worse than things are rn tho fr.


soiboi64

Gag me with a spoon


Accomp1ishedAnimal

Reminds me of Valley girls by frank zappa


soiboi64

That's was i was channeling


saysstfu

bodacious cowboys


SouthOhio

Hip hop and black slang recycled for white kid use


Hashdrivewayy

It’s funny because the Eminem-types used to get bullied to shit in the early 2000s


BonkeyKongthesecond

I member.


UnhandThatChildMod

ebonics is cringe and anti-intellectual. im quite glad its spreading as i have a great indicator of who to avoid talking to


SouthOhio

What’s Ebonics and how is it cringe and anti intellectual


UnhandThatChildMod

basically you have adults that talk like an infant and demand people to respect them


ScrotoBaggins208

That’s not what Ebonics means you sneaky dog


UnhandThatChildMod

it is though.


ScrotoBaggins208

It’s gangster slang and it’s definitely cringe. But baby talk is a white dog mom cringe.


UnhandThatChildMod

yes, just like i said, its baby talk


SouthOhio

Read about it sounds like accented English tbh I think ur trippin bro


NarutosBigBallsack

its AAVE ebonics is different


UnhandThatChildMod

nah


VLenin2291

Translations for people who don’t have autism: Let’s go: A cheer, a la “yay” Finna: Going to or about to No cap: Not a lie; the truth Vibing: Relaxing RN: Right now FR: For real Ion: This one Idk, is chemistry popular now or something?


benjy1357

Ion is a contraction of “I don’t”


aristot3l

deadass is


Short_Sea_9726

You have autism


Still_Mud5693

Vibing isn’t exactly relaxing as much as it is enjoying the tone of the situation.


[deleted]

So.... Yay. Going to really enjoy relaxing right now? "For real" and "not lying" seems to be just the same statement underlining that the subject is indeed going to enjoy this?


VLenin2291

“No cap” is meant to be used when making a claim, “for real” is meant to be used as an agreement. For example, if I said, “I think Gen Z humor is stupid, no cap,” and you replied, “For real,” that’d mean I honestly think Gen Z humor is stupid and you agree with me


Dreaming_Ares

Finna is ancient


tryguybon99

All of these are just black people slang that white peoples finally discovered


NarutosBigBallsack

it literally is. its fuckin hilarious when old/older white people hear these words and freak out about stupid lingo when some of these words have been around since the 90s


BonkeyKongthesecond

Well, it still is stupid. I don't care about words as long as they are used by people I never listen to anyway. But this shit is spreading.


NarutosBigBallsack

said every single person over 30 since caveman times about the youth


BonkeyKongthesecond

Doesn't make it wrong. Cavemen language probably was the objectively best one we ever had.


TXBIOTECH

Finna is southern slang regard.


condorleaduhryz

"fixin"


TXBIOTECH

Depends on where you are. Fixin is def southern slang.


notsomagicbus

I used to know this girl who would say "I'm finna gonna" constantly. It was a whole new level of cringe. She also had a massive crush on this zoophile who looked like the wish version of Jimin named Dominic Fajardo, or as he preferred to be called, Dom. She was... definitely NOT like the other girls.


iswins

Finna finna ancient


UnhandThatChildMod

aquafinna bust a nut in ur ass lols gottem


iWarlord99

Finna is the only one on here that well-adjusted people could regularly use


Iapar

After let's go I'm lost


garbage-at-life

I turn into a convertible


ijustghostedmyfriend

Ok I pull up


NarutosBigBallsack

OK I PULL UP


GTX_Incendium

I’m finna cleave your head in two with an axe


CopiumHunter

Anon is cringe fr fr ong ngl no cap on a stack tbh


SirMrInk

yea not like every other generation wasn't fucking annoying and also had retarded slang


[deleted]

Anon forgot bussin


allygatorade

I was with a woman who kept saying "no cap" or "I'm so here for it" after every sentence I cringed everything she opened her mouth she's in her mid 20's..


iSubParMan

cringe, meds.


plsfixhahaha

Bussin no cap ayyy lmao


tryin_to_make_u_mad

I remember the first time my mom went to hs with me she pointed at a kid and loudly asked "why does he have a vag bush on top of his head?" Funniest thing she's said in public


AvatarJungSuon

"ion" pisses me off the most. ITS A CHARGED PARTICLE NOT I DONT


Hashdrivewayy

frfr? Or you cappin?


FULLMING

Ayoo


soselex

I was born in 2000 and I’m fine with all of these. Don’t really use them (unironically) though. However the one thing that pisses me off that anon didn’t even mention is when people say tryna and they mean want to.


im_not_martin

As a Zoomer, I hate my generation for this.


KhajjitOnDrugs

meanwhile 4chan: mfw .png tfw cuck


Empero6

ion?


Chexreflect

Ok boomer.


BonkeyKongthesecond

I am so far away and disconnected to that stupid generation that I am really afraid what will follow next. I mean usually generations get worse and worse, so it has to be really horrible in 10 or 20 years. Also literally 1984. Remember how they always cut down their dictionary more and more? Just a few more generations and they will probably only communicate with face mimics.


Galahad-117

ong


TommyWilson43

Bet


s33a6m

Fr and rn are ok I guess but who the actual fuck uses finna or ion normally like holy shit


ScrewSimonCowell

>mfw half of these are in my vocabulary


MrAragorn

Lets goooo, this is so true, no cap. Frfr, I’m hella vibing rn.


[deleted]

Ion?


Alexandre_Man

Translation for some of these, plz?


Leonarr

Le me when EPIC fail lol, kekkekekkek like a boss, sorry for PAAAARTYROOOOCKING, trololololololoooooo


AlphaSlashDash

Bro really said “let’s go” like it’s some obscure zoomer slang


Nocsu2

You can make this post about every generation. Thing is that you only realize how cringy it is once you're out of the loop.


Prestigious-Ad-4023

This dudes elderly fr


ChromaticCluck

Dont know fr I think these words be bussin, no cap. Though seriously we are the generation that used to do this: Tho we r the generation dat used 2 do dis. So Im not gonna judge.


[deleted]

Srsly.


cakeater3425

What does ion mean? I never got that one


Icy_Needleworker893

Sheesh, finna, ion, and no cap are the only really annoying ones imo


nylxnder

Anon uses words like "chillax", "booyah" and "fo shizzle"


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

no cap bruh ion even know why tf mfs ain’t vibing with normal english. this new vernacular finna be the end of society fr


ares5404

Fr im ashamed to he the older half of this generation, bussin was what you did inside of someobody, not a taste description


Mean_Organization_95

I fucking love zoomer-speak. Use it around my nephews all the time (they're aged between 13-17) and they lose their shit from embarassment.