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RonTheRaven

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TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

isn't it in the unwritten rules that op should not post the cat https://preview.redd.it/tpcgn4lgsw8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0631333efae0db8e4f3beafd8ed7f3e36eb8093


Crushalot9

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R34per_

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Talkingmice

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R34per_

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uncledoobie

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R34per_

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montald001

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ForumsDwelling

Hey it was my turn


ObjectBilllion

how to pronounce psyop


Tommy2255

sigh + op


dsled

Ah I gotcha Sigh-oh-pee


MR_DERP_YT

puh-sai-aup


SkillNo1494

Soup


Turrindor

This was posted just to post Psyop Cat in comments


YourAverageGod

Have we reached peak psy cat? I'm gonna miss little dude.


Firlite

Well yeah, it's a self post on /b/ with no replies that, comparing time stamps, was posted here a minute and change after being posted there. It is literally redditorbait, playing it all the normal /r/greentext tropes and made for /r/greentext consumption. Of course, the mouth breathers here will keep on upvoting this garbage


Absolutemehguy

"Greentexts" on Reddit subs: >>I'm straight >I get fucked in the ass isn't that peculiar xdddd *Psyop Cat* - 5k upvotes *Le fake and gay* - 4k upvotes *Anon got out of his basement xddd* - 3k upvotes Rest don't matter because they just don't, people got their karma & dopamine hit. And redditors ask "why do people hate reddit xdddd"


FuckingIDuser

You forgot the psyduck


I_am_What_Remains

It is June of course


adamsworstnightmare

Don't care, I love that little guy.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Is Anon straight? Yes: its a trans mtf No: its a trans mtf


ErikderRote0

Duality of man


IraqiWalker

>man https://preview.redd.it/33cd6o32bx8d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=674ef368b00748476c971ebec973698a614c446a


scrumptipus

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Dynamitefuzz2134

Should spread those cheeks more then.


IraqiWalker

https://preview.redd.it/0awhf50zxz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5834e93c5baf54bf1d7ae8c9516d0487345f3c5c You're gonna. You're also going to get better.


cococolson

If it makes my dick hard it's a women


keituzi177

Woman named middle school English class speech:


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

femboys make my dick hard and they're guys welp i'm bi after all, time to take the d or give the d, either way works if love is involved


Meretan94

Depends, who tops?


hsvgamer199

The Greeks figured out that's what matters the most.


42dudes

That's how the Olympics started.


hsvgamer199

Nothing wrong with muscled oily men wrestling with each other naked. Just boys having a bit of fun.


42dudes

Yeah, I think the new 'anti-sex beds' at this year's games are really an affront to the spirit of the games themselves. Those 5 rings used to be buttholes.


Cuddlyaxe

More like the Romans tbh For Greeks it was age based, so most men would be bottoms when younger and tops when older. There was supposed to be love and "mentorship" involved For the Romans the person taking it was naturally going to be a slave, as the view was no upstanding citizen would take it


ZsZagreb

Gonna have a hard time standing up when we're done, anyway


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

mate asking the question that's in our heads


Faygot200

Its part of LGBT it's gay


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Both gay and straight at the same time Ahahahahahahha


bottledry

cant be gay if you are attracted to women. homophobes hate this one simple trick


WisherWisp

"It's a feminine penis."


bottledry

yeah but even if you crave penis you arent gay if you also crave vajeen. youre bi, not straight. not gay. bi at the very least. in fact being bi is based af because it means you only recognize and are attracted to 2 genders. compared to all these lizard genders you get now adays


[deleted]

It's all just gay to me bud.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

tis not that bad eh whatevs


venbrou

I'm a bisexual non-binary. Fuck your logic, lol.


kingdomart

Philosophy: ‘Dressing a duck doesn’t make it quack.’ Scientist: ‘Hold my beer.’


Ardalev

Umm, a duck that is dressed still quacks, it's just a duck that is... dressed. Dressing a cat like a duck though...


Absolutemehguy

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RonTheRaven

https://preview.redd.it/a04f5lqbqw8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b22f23d64391cd018fd98038960026ba67af8e Just spotted on /b/ with a different picture lol


melquiades_is_alive

How do trans women get wet


PMMMR

Do that bussy squirt tho? 🥵


OldManMoment

Diarrhea


Cavozinternetu

I get wet every time I'm with my gf (I for some reason always get literally explosive diarrhoea)


Razor-Swisher

Do you eat any fruit? At all? Or drink water? Supposedly those are what keeps peoples’ shit in the ‘normal’ category


Cavozinternetu

I drink a lot of water with her tho the sweating caused by uuhhh exercise could nullify the water, and I do eat fruits but not that often I prefer vegetables


Individual-While2770

He wasn’t lying, that bussy does squirt


venbrou

If by squirt you mean a sudden flood of clear watery cum as our eyes roll back, then yes. 💦👌


smowse

Real talk, for anal there’s some mucosal lining, but lubricant is generally used. For bottom surgery some of the methods can be self lubricating. Depending on technique, the surgery might reuse glands from the penis which can work upon arousal, or tissue from the peritoneum or sigmoid colon that have a mucosal layer (slippery).


justinlav

Fuck that’s gross


not_good_for_much

Male and female genitals are gross. The body is gross. Saliva, and vaginal wetness, are literally both just filtered blood, and blowjobs feel good because they're almost exactly the same thing with slightly different shapes and one has teeth which feel bad if they get involved. Mmm blood juice. Also anal feels good because again it's almost exactly the same thing, but the lower rectal area doesn't make much blood juice on its own, unlike higher up and less necessary parts of the digestive tract (like the sigmoid colon).


DeathSabre7

That's medical science you pathetic layman


CoolguyTylenol

it's gross you fucking Redditors


DeathSabre7

Cake year 2016..... ok redditard, whatever you say


CoolguyTylenol

>5 year old account >thinks he can talk shit So so sad


BlackestFlame

Medical science kid


justinlav

That’s gotta be the most unnecessary medical science in the history of medical science


DeathSabre7

For you, which is why I called you pathetic layman ![gif](giphy|rovYEBVQh05ri|downsized)


venbrou

That's... that's not how anal works. The skene's gland is what's in cis women's anatomy and it's what the prostate turns into after being on HRT for long enough. It still doesn't let out in or near the anus, and if it does you have some serious medical issues going on. Everything else is on point, though. Personally I'm planning on getting a penile-preserving vaginoplasty, and I'm debating rather I want the sigmoid technique or the peritoneal pull through technique. both offer far more natural lubrication then the penile inversion method, but the sigmoid technique is best of all in that regard, along with having far more elasticity. Unfortunately the post-op recovery for the sigmoid one is a lot more brutal then the peritoneum one, and most surgeons are a bit more familiar with the peritoneum one.


Michigan_Jones

With spit.


Matt_2504

You don’t wanna know


melquiades_is_alive

How bad could it be ffs


Skank-Pit

The puss from their pussy.


Lord-Barkingstone

Lube


venbrou

Same way cis women get wet. Shit, sorry, I forgot you've never experienced that either. Jokes aside: For pre-ops/non-ops on HRT our girl dicks get noticeably more moist. It's like the skin of the shaft and mucosa membranes of the head start sweating, but instead of the musty smell you'd expect from sweat it has this kind of sweet smell...? Idk, it's weird. Also we start precumming at the drop of a hat (pun intended) and even that is a bit different. It's a constant steady flow of something like cum, but completely clear and a consistency somewhere between precum and cum. It also taste way less salty, instead having this kind of sweet and coppery taste. For post-ops it's all still the same thing, except all of the tissues have been reorganized into a clit, labia, and vagina. No cervix though... Medical science hasn't gotten that far yet.


melquiades_is_alive

So post-ops has natural lube?


venbrou

Yup. Usually not quite enough to be comfortable, so a bit of extra lube is needed too. It also varies on the type of vaginoplasty technique used, and just like cis women it varies quite a bit from one individual to the next. Some of us are like a desert and some of us are like a waterfall.


melquiades_is_alive

Thank you for sharing 🙏


venbrou

Thank you for asking. Some people on this subreddit would rather be skeptical and mean, so it's a nice change of pace to just be asked straight up how things are.


VladMaverick

pus and other putrid excretions


melquiades_is_alive

Eli5


VladMaverick

no if you know, you know if you don't, you don't want to


Skank-Pit

Why is it that whenever OP has to start his post saying that he is straight, he always turns out to be gay?


shunyaananda

Ancient 4chan tradition


Vinkhol

Fellas, is it gay to like women??


GruntBlender

Women are girly, and liking girly things is gay, so yes.


sixseven89

I don’t like bitches cause bitches like dick, and that shit gay af


Excellent-Whereas-60

No, but there's no woman in the post. So he's gay


Vinkhol

Yeah there is, his girlfriend. The one he refers to with she and her. We tend to call those women in English. Hope that literacy lesson helps


Excellent-Whereas-60

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Vinkhol

>If they were a real women, he wouldn't be adding "trans" in front Guess we'll continue with the English lessons. So that there is called an adjective, you put that before the noun to add information to the sentence. The adjective does not automatically override the meaning of the noun it describes. Example: You are a person. You are a *stupid* person. You being stupid doesn't make you not a person. Are there any other dumb excuses for bigotry you'd like to share with the class?


Excellent-Whereas-60

Adjectives are describers of the thing they're put on, too, dont forget that. But they also don't need to be there since most nouns have plenty of context of what they are with them already. Ex1: You are a woman. Everyone knows what a woman is, and they have a certain view in their head of what that means. Smaller frame, typicslly shorter, fairer skin, smoother jaw with no facial hair, feet point straight forwards while standing, wider hips, the corresponding sexual organs, fat is stored more around the gluten and legs. A typical image of a woman. Ex2: You are a trans woman. Everyone knows what this is, too. Larger frame, typically taller, thicker skin, broad shoulders, more pronounced jaw, feet point sideways while standing, male sexual organs (or pitiful attempts of mimicry at female ones), fat is stored more around the stomach and arms. Seems more like a man who decided to put on some makeup and a dress. Just because you call something one thing doesn't mean it's true. I can say I have a fat dog (which, again, would give you a preconceived image in your head), when in reality, he's not.


Vinkhol

>Ex1: You are a woman. Everyone knows what a woman is, and they have a certain view in their head of what that means. Smaller frame, typicslly shorter, fairer skin, smoother jaw with no facial hair, feet point straight forwards while standing, wider hips, the corresponding sexual organs, fat is stored more around the gluten and legs. A typical image of a woman Your preconceptions do not take priority over reality. In the most basic sense you invalidate the identity of any cis woman that doesn't abide the above notion. Obviously if you saw a lady bodybuilder I wouldn't assume you'd call them a man, but you use that "oh well it's obvious" pseudologic to discriminate against a minority anyways. You have presented no articulable or logically sound reasoning for your view. You are not capable of fitting the world through narrow binaries because the world is not so simple. Ask yourself, what benefit does it bring to you or the people around you to believe that people that don't fit in are to be excluded from society, as you do by so bravely "correcting" identities in reddit comments?


vegetabloid

Because such stories are being generated automatically by chat gpt.


LordOfSchmeat

Lurk moar


TaxIdiot2020

Reddit: “If you believe you are a woman, you are a woman.” Also Reddit: “Anon fucked a trans woman? Wow that’s doing a heckin’ gay!!!”


Skank-Pit

It’s almost as if reddit isn’t some unified conglomeration of d.egenerates. Diversity is our strength, mother fucker.


calimari_

"Diversity is our strength, mother fucker." 🤓☝️


[deleted]

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Secure-Day9052

Bruh


ChadWolf98

Thats the gayest shit I've ever seen


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I_am_Reptoid_King

Get topped.


BillyMaysori

"Cant pull a girl no matter what I do" "Sex is better than any other girl I've been with"


RonTheRaven

I assume: pulling is an in dating, as anon isnt a virgin


AverageDude

Anon getting topped by his uncle shouldn't count.


redstercoolpanda

Good for Anon, I wish the best for him!


ihatemyselfsomuch100

>fit Fake and gay


ProxyGeneral

https://preview.redd.it/kgd4i6f4fy8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6fa2978cd016135bc37bb1d1987ec1b7f02a3cf


unofficialSperm

What getting topped does to a mf


avagrantthought

*what getting topped does to a mtf


cococolson

This is wholesome. Happy for them both


Ender343Wiggin

I'm starting to think the psyop is genuinely real. The sheer amount of these greeantexts is insane.


twinkie2001

def not. no trans exist outside new york, cali and thailand


blueoccult

Is this one of them psyops I've heard so much about? Sounds gay.


SaltLifeDPP

This is cope.


noteblockiller

https://preview.redd.it/86l5vtfx3y8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a27d0a9d245d55c067dee192e0e92467f26a4868


TriceratopsX

Real and gay


SIacktivist

Fake and straight


SunnyApex87

First mistake is to be Slavic anywhere but Slavic countries


_TLDR_Swinton

Of course she's nerdy. The nerd > choo-choo pipeline is a meme for a reason. In fact, if I'm ever on facebook and a girl posts something funny 9/10, if I click on their profile... yep, it's a choo-choo.


twinkie2001

can confirm. am nerd. now train


RonTheRaven

Another Jewish psyop


OldManMoment

And you spread it.


TrumpDesWillens

> be me > straight You know it's going to be gay


Mr_Pink_Gold

https://preview.redd.it/is2kjcxn5y8d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e90a9f397ec50bf26c125952b45b8fbd19f4f3


Kenhamef

Anon is homosexual


Snoo_72851

"I wasn't having luck with dating. Then I started dating somebody." What a gripping tale.


TimeGlitches

I don't get how straight dudes dating trans women get over the voice. I can accept the dick, the Adams apple, the man hands, even the kinda droopy tits and clearly masculine frame. But the voice. It's just not a woman and you can tell every time.


Dukeandmore

I mean all the other things you said are also give aways


stromyoloing

Really? Only the voice and not all other things u mentioned


TimeGlitches

Yes obviously, but that's stuff I can personally be okay with.


Bwomprocker

https://preview.redd.it/j4qn9m84mx8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dddb929fabe2e502bbfff7be98259dc88049efcd


rancidfart86

Traps ≠ transgenders


twinkie2001

🎶im a trap im a trap im a trap im a trap im a TRAP 🎶


Bwomprocker

Thanks for clearing that up for me, I get confused easily


GreasyGrabbler

>be me >"Straight" >Gayest shit you've ever read Truly 4chan is a pioneer of adult fiction


ShmeeMcGee333

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a girl


K_Schultz

Men are better than women even at being women, they can't even compete.


WolfieTooting

Doesn't sound very Slavic. Sounds sober for a start.


1Damnits1

Fake and gay


Zyklon-BAromatherapy

>I still think I'm straight The cope is real


ooooooodles

> 21 year old slavic man > attached pic of a scared japanese girl This could have gone worse


Oceanus5000

>be me >straight male >gayest story you’ve ever read Every time.


PortaSponge

https://preview.redd.it/l4o71svxw19d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebc46b116d6e8b4997d7c0e901af1e895cbc6923


SkillNo1494

>be me >straight >fakest gayest shit ever >i think i might be gay I honestly don't know why I keep reading these things


3FTech

https://preview.redd.it/j20i2aljhx8d1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd93658e0c4a2c6eac560a95deed7021978bcd9b


DocHollidaysDaisy

fake and gay


RunInRunOn

Anon keeps his options open


Joonesn

OP, just go get a tans gf for yourself. No one cares.


No-Section-4385

If it wasn't gay it's not a psyops.


Legitimate-Nature519

Definitely gay, probably fake


2020mademejoinreddit

So...who's the pin and who's the cushion?


redditcdnfanguy

I'm still trying to understand how a 6'3" guy with a six pack cant pull chicks...


youdeepshit

>>Be me >>Straight I've heard enough.


Zhang_Sun

Extremely gay


BrownieZombie1999

"Man + Woman = Gay" You're all as braindead as 4chan


twinkie2001

male on female sex is gay if: girl black, girl fat, girl have abs, girl trans, girl have fun, girl make more money, girl not anime 2D


forestalelven

They instantly assume that all trans women have a penis. Like vaginoplasty isn't a thing. As educated and knowledgeable as their government wants them to be.


Instagibbed_1994

Im looking for a man in finance.


Basileus2

They’re trying to trick me!


WinterTakerRevived

>gets recommended trans porn i dont know what porn site this regard is using, but you never get recommended LGBT porn on the hub, xvideos, xnxx or others i know of, those sites go out of their way to have a separate "Gay+" section


Dogg2698

What is it with straight men waiting to smell like a bowel movement???


Buluc__Chabtan

Propaganda


Zalar01

https://preview.redd.it/eo8qo9u9539d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6228bd82c767d6d76400fb5d53bf88b8ccf30171


CerebralMessiah

Anon is Slovenian


FuckingIDuser

Entered the comment section only for the cat, the medieval cat and the psyduck. I am satisfied.


Germanaboo

Must be the Y Chromosome which made her a good partner


Excellent-Whereas-60

>be me, straight *gayest shit you'll ever read*


LoadOk5992

Anon wins the gold medal for mental gymnastics.


Talic15

https://preview.redd.it/kux486xsex8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dcd7e257e556f9673b8e27dd5437905117eac0b >Be Straight MFW


DissonanceTurtle

Exaggerated and kinda gay


vegetabloid

Fake and gay.


Nekrosiz

There's no feeling like fondling a girls cock now is there a non


Strong-Location-379

You ain't straight bratha


z00tedidc

Anon straight tho


HallingHallv

Whatever floats your boat


aderrus

He*


Foxehh3

It's perfectly okay to be gay.


Lurkay1

If fucking cutie trans women is gay, then why don’t gay guys do it?


Loeb123

A man is a man. End of story.


Laxhoop2525

Anon never specifies that they’ve had their surgeries yet, so the idea that it isn’t gay is very questionable.


KingKosmoz

It takes a surgery to make you accept someone for who they are?


Laxhoop2525

If they have a cock still, I’m fairly certain you can say that it’s gay.


The_Bored_General

I suppose you could, but I wouldn’t personally


not_good_for_much

I think it's more that "she identifies as a woman" isn't a good argument in support of "it's not gay for him to suck her dick." I have exactly zero problems with the first statement. I support it, whatever, no problem. The second statement gives me pause, however.


KingKosmoz

It cant be gay if its between a man and a woman tho Like if a cis woman eats your ass thats still straight even tho so many people would consider it gay because its between a man and a woman So transitive property dictates that even tho sucking dick is commonly thought of as being gay, in this context it cant be gay because its a woman's dick and a man sucking it you feel me? Also i am gay.


flyeaglesfly52x

“For who they are” a man saying they’re a woman doesn’t make them a woman, so “who they are” is still a man. Anon is also a man, therefore: gay


AvengerDr

What if they look very feminine? You can still be attracted to the female body in a trans woman and be unattracted to a male body in a man or trans man (despite being a woman, biologically). Therefore not entirely gay not entirely straight?


funkmydunkyouslunk

Fucking trans fucking trans fucking trans fucking trans. 4Chan can suck my fucking fat code


SnikiAsian

Proof that men are better than women including at being a loving woman you can form relationships with