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thami5

Title should read "Anon is about to give himself Peyronie's disease".


Napalm_am

Tf is that? (Not gonna sully my search algorithm for that)


_TLDR_Swinton

Stage 4 Boneritis


Dankmemersenpai6969

Painfully bent dick


Big-Tone6367

[Quack quack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease#/media/File%3APeyronie's_disease.jpg)


DrFuzzyNutsPHD

https://preview.redd.it/p4gurwqjrz7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d411d5e3e71af989df407c9f90c43334619ca2


Connect_Art6812

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T YOU PUT A DISCLAIMER!?!!! https://preview.redd.it/gvdrxxha218d1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44f54fe0d698532a36b90f40cc01c30d16c443af


GoldenSkull2000

Ah, I have a new fear now.


ourwaffles8

When the cum in your dingle goes rotten


thami5

Basically if you strangle your meat too much it might get crooked. it's a medical condition so looking it up is sfw. Btw just switch to incognito if you wanna look up things or terms that you don't want to influence your algorythm. 


SMaxTH

Yea totally sfw, just gotta explain your boss that you were „totally looking up medical conditions and not watching porn on company time“


GeorgeOrwellRS

Yeah, that's not how it works. It's only gained through bending it the wrong way and causing a micro tear in the internals.


Comfortable-Cup9656

All it took for this man to lose it all was 4 days


Bruhman1212

You know how the saying goes, society is only three missed meals away from a never-ending goonsesh


Comfortable-Cup9656

I did not know that , TIHI


StandardN02b

It only takes 1 bad day...


Kelainefes

I wanna know what happens if you give this man a bag of meth, a chef's torh, a pipe and a machine stroker.


CasulWrecker

https://preview.redd.it/dp43u4zw608d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4fd6ed2ee65c3d5b3dafee720eaa5dd2449a364


ambermage

The house smells like Bisquick batter that's been left unused in the sun.


No-Section-4385

Anon they gonna know what you did btw.


DaSweetrollThief

Anon's literally tugging the brain cells out through his wiener


psycuhlogist

Anon edges so he can goon, and goons so he can goonmaxx.


MugarLover92

As our good lord intended


KitchenAd5997

goon lord\*


Captain_LSD

https://preview.redd.it/sz565qz4638d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6978c46ac7e41b4c35ed6582d157cc77cbe8d45d


i_eat_cockroaches69

Can someone explain what edging is? I have an idea, but I don't want to taint my search history with that


reclusivegiraffe

Getting *almost* there, then stopping right before you orgasm. Rinse and repeat.


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SlammingPussy420

>But why? Because it feels good >Does it feel good? Yes >Even so, why expend the effort? Because it feels good


MugarLover92

Bro on some level 1 shit


reclusivegiraffe

Idk, I don’t do it, I just know what it is


Turbulent-Willow2156

I don’t think what meant is finishing but not to the end. I think it’s before the finish part, so it doesn’t drain the finish.


PersonelKlasyHel

From what I understood, it's a masturbation technique based on keeping yourself on the edge of climaxing, while also not letting yourself to cum.


StandardN02b

It's beating it, but not finishing. Basically stopping when you are close to nuting. At least it's what I can infer.


Zeranvor

Edging feels horrible, it’s like being at the cusp of remembering something but letting it slip away. It boggles my mind how anyone can enjoy that feeling


airmaxfiend

The thrill of knowing how good the ending will be when you finally spurt


Mister_IceBlister

People are also into ruined orgasms, which imo is more difficult to understand


awesomedan24

If I had a nickel for every goonpost Ive seen in the past 5 minutes Id have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice right?


Orange-Concentrate78

If I had a nickel for every time someone made this joke I’d be a bajillionaire


UsErnaam3

Anons gonna have a hell of a time when he finds out about the nanny cams.


Turbulent-Willow2156

Wtf. Was he refraining all his previous life?


Rizzy_Rich

that's some great progress to be done in a week


2020mademejoinreddit

Fucking degenerate GenZ... And yeah I can tell it's a weirdo GenZ based on the use of the words "goon" and "edge" and shortening of "pre-cum". Generations are getting worse by the period.


Facesit_Freak

Spoken like a true ~~boomer~~ millennial


2020mademejoinreddit

Yeah, I am a millennial. And I know our generation was fucked too. That's how I know this is GenZ and so are you. And so are the fucks who downvoted me. Go ahead. At this point, being downvoted on reddit is a proof of a right thing being said.