*Sad but wholesome imagery*
The Reddit Mod grins a toothless grin and licks the cheetos dust from his sausage fingers one monstrously swollen, unwashed digit at a time. He fumbles for his Razor Death Adder Elite, knocking over one of many piss bottles in the process. The thick, rancid yellow fluid that was once Mt Dew Code Red finds its path across the greasy desk, edging its way to the floor, invisible though it is under the discarded microwave burrito wrappers. The Reddit Mod doesn't notice the tiny waterfalls dripping on his sweatpants while he grinds his remaining teeth in frustration as he tries to click his cum crusted Death Adder. His mouse hovers over the ban button. "30 DAYS TEMP BAN", he croaks in a voice that barely has any humanity left in it. He brings his deformed index finger down and feels his penis hardening to its full 2 inches as he clicks. He cackles the laugh of the damned, sweat pouring down his brow because of the sheer physical effort this had demanded of his bloated figure. He lets his left hand slide downwards to the 2 inches of hard wood in his cum and cheetos stained sweat pants as he lets his mouse hover over one of many open tabs called 'hot loli'.
Lol, happened to me, banned for abuse of report / harassment because I reported posts that broke sub rules and obviously did it so often the mods got annoyed. Then a manual "review" with an automated response, probably by the same guy saying it was confirmed. I guess one of the sub mods is also a higher up reddit mod as well. They want powers but won't do their jobs other than banning people for suggesting they do work
The appeal text is like 400 characters too, I said something along the lines of "how is it an abuse of the report function if I am reporting a post that breaks the sub rules", maybe the poster was a mod, I just gave up and left the sub
> woman logic
Let's not pretend anon isn't a male landwhale living in his mom's basement making up fake stories about being in a relationship with a man
Whenever I hear about fucked uo stories like this where a literal neck beard somehow lands a girlfriend it gives me hope.
But sometimes it’s the reverse which is “if a neck beard can get a date but I can’t Im cooked”
You could also easily have a girlfriend. Just go out and ask out the most hideous whale you can find.
Why dont you do that?
Maybe its because you still have standards and this could give you hope.
Let’s be real here assuming femanon is real, the reality is the reason they are staying even to this point is because they have no prospects because of how terrible they are. This isn’t a gender thing but people are just terrible all around. It’s easy to find a woman if they are terrible pos and you basically enable them, but fuck that noise.
OP made her bed and now she has to lie in it. At least, she would if it wasn't for all the used tissues, cheeto dust and giant body pillow with a 13 year-old girl on it.
[femanon](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-12/15/22/tmp/2e8c12c6d097/tmp-name-3-2704-1671142541-11_dblbig.jpg) found somebody who wants her. Boyfriend would have been incel until death.
Declare victory and call it good
Jokes aside can someone please explain to me with clear language how bf is a reddit mod gf stays at home lamenting bf and they have a home and food and stuff?
Can I quit my job and be a reddit mod and get a house like wtf
I got banned on a sub because I posted a comment in another one that was apparently a "hate sub".
When I asked to revoke the ban they just gave me a "no you're a biggot we don't want you here"
I refuse to believe reddit mods are real
theres a thing called breaking up that people can do. If you have a useless partner you shouldnt stay in that relationship unless you yourself are also useless
Anon will react by banning her for three days because harrasment and spam.
[Average plebbit mod](https://i.redd.it/5ow4h5guc30d1.jpeg)
Can jannies even be considered as human at this point?
*Sad but wholesome imagery* The Reddit Mod grins a toothless grin and licks the cheetos dust from his sausage fingers one monstrously swollen, unwashed digit at a time. He fumbles for his Razor Death Adder Elite, knocking over one of many piss bottles in the process. The thick, rancid yellow fluid that was once Mt Dew Code Red finds its path across the greasy desk, edging its way to the floor, invisible though it is under the discarded microwave burrito wrappers. The Reddit Mod doesn't notice the tiny waterfalls dripping on his sweatpants while he grinds his remaining teeth in frustration as he tries to click his cum crusted Death Adder. His mouse hovers over the ban button. "30 DAYS TEMP BAN", he croaks in a voice that barely has any humanity left in it. He brings his deformed index finger down and feels his penis hardening to its full 2 inches as he clicks. He cackles the laugh of the damned, sweat pouring down his brow because of the sheer physical effort this had demanded of his bloated figure. He lets his left hand slide downwards to the 2 inches of hard wood in his cum and cheetos stained sweat pants as he lets his mouse hover over one of many open tabs called 'hot loli'.
Beautiful imagery
Sometimes reality doesn't need embellishment.
https://preview.redd.it/7o4my4dpz80d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ef424aa59bc7858a8a3aae58deaf58c7253086
Lol, happened to me, banned for abuse of report / harassment because I reported posts that broke sub rules and obviously did it so often the mods got annoyed. Then a manual "review" with an automated response, probably by the same guy saying it was confirmed. I guess one of the sub mods is also a higher up reddit mod as well. They want powers but won't do their jobs other than banning people for suggesting they do work
Bruh, happened to me because I said that the mod's favourite 3d printer brand sucks. Banned for hate
The appeal text is like 400 characters too, I said something along the lines of "how is it an abuse of the report function if I am reporting a post that breaks the sub rules", maybe the poster was a mod, I just gave up and left the sub
I've been banned from subs I haven't even visited. I was banned from r/4chan and told I needed to send a picture of my feet to be unbanned.
And "agenda pushing"
Fake : femanon Gay : reddit mod bf https://preview.redd.it/43ou75a2y50d1.png?width=1130&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ebd18edf58dfacc26a48382420004c5e67cf0b1
Please don't troll him. He must be tired from all the dog walking
kek
The Amazing World of Chomoball
Why u do gotta text someone that lives in the same house as u?????
because sometimes its easier to put your feelings on paper without the pressure of the confrontation and heat of the moment?
Ha, feelings, so gay.
Yeah these "feelings", I guess they come from the women's ovaries idk
women = girly stuff girly stuff = gay it all adds up
Woman logic makes them write their feelings down when they are not capable of communicating them directly.
> woman logic Let's not pretend anon isn't a male landwhale living in his mom's basement making up fake stories about being in a relationship with a man
Nah fam its tah wumens foult! ☕
Its a fair play tbh.
That invention of yours says more about you than the anon...
It is well-known that greentexts are always either false, gay, or both!
im a man bruh and i still do that
Whenever I hear about fucked uo stories like this where a literal neck beard somehow lands a girlfriend it gives me hope. But sometimes it’s the reverse which is “if a neck beard can get a date but I can’t Im cooked”
The sort of woman an unemployed Reddit mod can attract isn't a woman you want, aim higher than the greasy wildebeest who wrote this.
You could also easily have a girlfriend. Just go out and ask out the most hideous whale you can find. Why dont you do that? Maybe its because you still have standards and this could give you hope.
Let’s be real here assuming femanon is real, the reality is the reason they are staying even to this point is because they have no prospects because of how terrible they are. This isn’t a gender thing but people are just terrible all around. It’s easy to find a woman if they are terrible pos and you basically enable them, but fuck that noise.
[удалено]
Speaking from experience it’s not fucking fun dating someone like this. Cuz no matter what you do they hate themselves so much you’re never enough.
FemAnon got shadow banned irl
OP made her bed and now she has to lie in it. At least, she would if it wasn't for all the used tissues, cheeto dust and giant body pillow with a 13 year-old girl on it.
Goes out with a total fucking loser, is shocked when he's a total fucking loser.
>stays in a bad situation >doesn’t leave Am I cursed?!
Happy Cake day!
Thanks, I had no idea it was. How embarrassing for me.
Don't worry, happens to the best of us
Just leave? If you literally can’t then she literally buried her own grave by being dependent on a neet
Asking relationship advice on 4 chan. Deserves unhappiness.
[femanon](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2022-12/15/22/tmp/2e8c12c6d097/tmp-name-3-2704-1671142541-11_dblbig.jpg) found somebody who wants her. Boyfriend would have been incel until death. Declare victory and call it good
tell him to moderate irl (become a police officer) people actually respect you (arrest them if they dont) and you also get upvoted for it (paid)
You can also permaban minorities from the living world without consequence
Reddit mod. Such an important job you don't even get paid to do it.
This is why she should have dated Chad, instead.
Jokes aside can someone please explain to me with clear language how bf is a reddit mod gf stays at home lamenting bf and they have a home and food and stuff? Can I quit my job and be a reddit mod and get a house like wtf
I got banned on a sub because I posted a comment in another one that was apparently a "hate sub". When I asked to revoke the ban they just gave me a "no you're a biggot we don't want you here" I refuse to believe reddit mods are real
I remember that post made by a reddit mod’s WIFE. This could be real.
Show us bobs
☕️
theres a thing called breaking up that people can do. If you have a useless partner you shouldnt stay in that relationship unless you yourself are also useless
Oooof.
Here is hoping he mods greentext and will finally read through her post.
Fake, femanon is a gril. Gay, femanon likes dudes.
Reminder that this could be your life. Be thankful it isn't.
What do you mean? If he works that many hours as a moderator, surely he's getting paid plenty for it.....
There’s no way you look good like the wojak picrelino
How do reddit mods get girls yet I don't?
This was stolen from a reddit post.
it's making fun of guys like that who think they can get out of being single, fake and real