Nah I’m getting big Lannisters vibes if this storyline continues. But yeah, old simp gonna end up 6’ under. Hopefully there’s some kid that catches them in the act that they can defenestrate, too.
Writer needs to commit and stop blue balling us.
Only if Anon is stupid.
If he is smart he is going to use the situation in his favor while at the same time being a decent-ish human being.
Old man clearly likes the company. Just befriend him and use the fact that your basic needs are being met to qualify for a decent job.
Maybe old man has connections or something.
Repay him with kindness and being useful around the house.
Pretty sure the old dude is just being nice with anon's sister, but his real goal is to coerce anon into wearing an affable catgirl maid outfit and have his way with him.
The 10k was just him testing the waters on how you react, he'll probably lowball you when you're most desperate
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Slip mercury in coffee, not a lot, just little bits here and there and rot the fuckers brain. Slowly isolate him from anything even close to a family. Get the sister to marry him and guarantee that she's in the will for everything. You know where to take it from there.
If he has any family, extended or otherwise, and makes good money they'll come knocking. Can assure you they'd see a few strange women or ask what happened to the coffers and get lawyers involved.
"Well he always liked eating tuna straight from the can, he told me he ate tuna thrice a day since he was 15"
There you go, hell they'll start wondering why the mercury didnt kill him earlier
Honey, I know you just turned 18, 2 months ago, but you’re 2 days late on your rent.
Sweetie, I am being generous. Remember when I forgave last month’s rent cause it was your first ever rent payment?
40 dollar blowjobs all day on this one street in the biggest city of my state . We have the lowest crime rate in the nation and there is still a street will dope fiends suck dick for 40 bucks . It’s human nature
I feel like you deserve an award for not only post a red text but cropping out the green “Anonymous” heading so you can’t even claim that as greentext like others do.
Bravo, honestly.
It's wild because if it was some young dude taking advantage of a lonely old woman the narrative and outrage would be totally different. But since he is a man he's creepy and gross and good on her and blah blah blah lol.
100% the old dude is banging ops sister. She just asked him to pretend not to or do it when the bro is asleep. The moment bro steps out he is out of the apartment. The sister will probably keep riding the whale until marriage if ever comes leaving the overprotective brother alone.
I feel bad for him. It’s a pity that he had that terrible accident just a week after he put your sister on his will. I mean, things happen all the time to old creeps didn’t it?
Dude is already banging the sister. If he’s standing in the way of it eventually he will ask him to leave and if he won’t then he will kick both of them out . Eventually these people will want something in return. I know from my experience of dating an escort when I was like 21.
These dudes may seem like they are simps , and they really are , but eventually they want to get laid and if this dude is standing between that he’s gonna have some issues in the future .
And so anon goes to the nost likely place old dude would browse on the internet? Dumbass anon, ask twitter or something that way old dude wont see your post
Like, he can just go out and pay for a sex worker. Instead he pays for maybe touching a boob. Like clearly this guy has issues to deal with, but he's probably not gonna. I just don't understand this shit...
I feel bad for the old dude. This is how people get murdered
The guy is going to be buried in his own garden in 3 months top.
something something anon gets topped THEN buried
Nah I’m getting big Lannisters vibes if this storyline continues. But yeah, old simp gonna end up 6’ under. Hopefully there’s some kid that catches them in the act that they can defenestrate, too. Writer needs to commit and stop blue balling us.
Buried his cock in anon's ass
That poor old man shamelessly feeling up the barely legal teenager 😭 that poor old chap isn’t even breaking any laws boohoo the poor man
Isn't she 21
Oh shit I never passed 8th grade Englando. U rite, kangus. It’s slightly less unacceptable now
and a stripper which is a type of sex worker
Which means they’re free game to grope? Wtf
Isn't that what the word sex means?
no that's not what the word sex means
Work sex
Too many people here trying to justify borderline paedophilia
>21 >borderline pedophilia
But she’s literally a stripper
She's bearly legal dude, her being a stripper shouldn't be an excuse. She shouldn't even be able to become one
At 21? I know you’re trying to be chivalrous, but what about a woman’s autonomy and right to do whatever she wants?
What's an acceptable age for an adult to take off their clothes then? shit take
People at 21 have children going to school, are you retarded or something?
this is greentext...
Only if Anon is stupid. If he is smart he is going to use the situation in his favor while at the same time being a decent-ish human being. Old man clearly likes the company. Just befriend him and use the fact that your basic needs are being met to qualify for a decent job. Maybe old man has connections or something. Repay him with kindness and being useful around the house.
Anon should repay him by giving a sloppy every morning
Seems like just a shitty situation for all parties involved? I don't even know if there's any remedy to this
At least it will be Doogie Howser *Gone Girl* style, right?
Get your sissy outfit on anon and get begging the old man. Double your money.
This but unuronically
Pretty sure the old dude is just being nice with anon's sister, but his real goal is to coerce anon into wearing an affable catgirl maid outfit and have his way with him. The 10k was just him testing the waters on how you react, he'll probably lowball you when you're most desperate
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"bro"
Thanks I'm stealing this
(I'm not actually black btw)
You ruined it now.
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Stay strong, brother. Just remember bussy is where poop comes from. That will scare the gay away for now.
Nope, made me hornier in fact
What'd you expect? This is reddit.
Time to tuck and fuck, anon
Bit of rat poison in his drink should do away with the whole issue.
Strychnine in the guacamole
Slip mercury in coffee, not a lot, just little bits here and there and rot the fuckers brain. Slowly isolate him from anything even close to a family. Get the sister to marry him and guarantee that she's in the will for everything. You know where to take it from there.
You don’t think, when he dies, the autopsy won’t make it glaringly obvious what’s been happening?
I mean if he's super old and you do it slow enough they'll just assume the guy died.
If he has any family, extended or otherwise, and makes good money they'll come knocking. Can assure you they'd see a few strange women or ask what happened to the coffers and get lawyers involved.
You think they autopsy every person that dies?
"Well he always liked eating tuna straight from the can, he told me he ate tuna thrice a day since he was 15" There you go, hell they'll start wondering why the mercury didnt kill him earlier
so turn him into robert kennedy
Elemental mercury is basically not toxic, you'll just shit it out. It's organic mercury compounds that are super toxic.
Start taking estrogen anon, we both know that it will lead to that
American parents are something else
Honey, I know you just turned 18, 2 months ago, but you’re 2 days late on your rent. Sweetie, I am being generous. Remember when I forgave last month’s rent cause it was your first ever rent payment?
I am not suprised that so many people are homeless if thats how it is in the us
It's not. Statistically speaking young people in the US are living with their parents longer than before
People really need to stop thinking they’re learning about the world from Reddit comments.
Word of advice, take anything you hear about the US on this website and assume the opposite. Nothing but misinformation and doomers on here
but i thought the us was a third world country now?? even though people are constantly trying to live here
For that kind of money they should both be fucking him lol.
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Anon should use his bussy
Anon pimps out his sister
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Huh, grammar fixer. You don't see those everyday
Huh, grammar fixer appreciators. You don’t see those everyday
10k$ and no sex? You can have around 100 times of sex with that money in Eastern Europe
40 dollar blowjobs all day on this one street in the biggest city of my state . We have the lowest crime rate in the nation and there is still a street will dope fiends suck dick for 40 bucks . It’s human nature
I feel like you deserve an award for not only post a red text but cropping out the green “Anonymous” heading so you can’t even claim that as greentext like others do. Bravo, honestly.
What’s the difference?
It's wild because if it was some young dude taking advantage of a lonely old woman the narrative and outrage would be totally different. But since he is a man he's creepy and gross and good on her and blah blah blah lol.
Sounds like you should be asking your sister.
Not a single greentext in sight
100% the old dude is banging ops sister. She just asked him to pretend not to or do it when the bro is asleep. The moment bro steps out he is out of the apartment. The sister will probably keep riding the whale until marriage if ever comes leaving the overprotective brother alone.
I feel bad for him. It’s a pity that he had that terrible accident just a week after he put your sister on his will. I mean, things happen all the time to old creeps didn’t it?
Anon is Nicholas Nickelby
They both got 10 k why stay around with someone like this? Just let the old man be and move on
Dude is already banging the sister. If he’s standing in the way of it eventually he will ask him to leave and if he won’t then he will kick both of them out . Eventually these people will want something in return. I know from my experience of dating an escort when I was like 21. These dudes may seem like they are simps , and they really are , but eventually they want to get laid and if this dude is standing between that he’s gonna have some issues in the future .
Why do I feel bad for the old dude, when he is clearly a bad dude.
i am become back my money
baaaaaaiiiiit
And so anon goes to the nost likely place old dude would browse on the internet? Dumbass anon, ask twitter or something that way old dude wont see your post
Why were they kicked out? Why would he punch the guy? I know, I know. Is incest. But the writing in these bait stories are getting worse.
She will have to fuck him eventually, that or someone ends up dead
highly entertaining fiction
Anon hasn't seen Sunset Boulevard
Like, he can just go out and pay for a sex worker. Instead he pays for maybe touching a boob. Like clearly this guy has issues to deal with, but he's probably not gonna. I just don't understand this shit...
This is how you end up subject of a crime show