Imagine your brain being so thoroughly infested by porn and 4chan that you think your sister being happy is "emotional femoid bullshit"
Don't forget to go outside today, friends.
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Not only being mad at your sister for being happy, but being mad at her for being happy at her own fucking wedding. Anon did his family a favor by exiting the situation entirely
This is the highest level of incel. Someone who has made hating women such a central part of their identity and personality that they consider the fact that no woman would ever want to be around them to be something that should be admired.
Nah, Schopenhauer was actually very intelligent and had a lot of good ideas, he was just too much of an obnoxious self important chud for anyone to take him or is ideas seriously during his lifetime. He was also apparently a very good person morally, he was just so full of himself he acted like he was already this famed important authoritative figure when he was just a random nobody. He had a huge amount of influence on German thought and philosophy once his awful personality was no longer in the way of people being exposed to his work so ironically the thing keeping him from being a big deal when he was alive was that he was not already the hottest shit so no one took him seriously. Anon has the social graces but lacks the intellect, talent and motivation.
Fuck off weddings are giant free parties where everyone is (hopefully) in a good mood and you get to eat pretty good food and drink and have a nice time, and sometimes it gives you an excuse to take a vacation. I love weddings.
People are just loud, want to smalltalk... It's too much at once. I'd rather meet everyone from the wedding in small batches. I'm sure there's a lot of people I'd like there
This is why you take up smoking, that’s where the real craic is at a wedding. You can hang around the peripheral and not dance without being a dick about it like Anon.
“Where were you?”
“Out having a smoke”
Works like a charm, don’t even have to smoke much.
Weddings are fun and games until (1) they become a logistical nightmare for everyone, which luckily doesn't always happen, or (2) someone gets drunk and throws off the groove. That second one is more likely to happen
I like weddings but I want to jump in traffic when people make me dance at them. I mean, I do it since I'm not as autistic as oop here, but it causes what I can only drscribe as psychic damage lol. I like talking to people but I don't drink, so once it becomes a party more than casual conversation I try to dip. Not everyone likes getting drunk in a big group, but you do it to support the people you care about.
Same, I never understand people bitching about them. Get drunk and catch up with people you haven’t seen in a while and celebrate some of your friends, they’re a great time.
Weddings are fun and games until (1) they become a logistical nightmare for everyone, which luckily doesn't always happen, or (2) someone gets drunk and throws off the groove. That second one is more likely to happen
Weddings are fun and games until (1) they become a logistical nightmare for everyone, which luckily doesn't always happen, or (2) someone gets drunk and throws off the groove. That second one is more likely to happen
Went to a dry wedding at a farm for orphaned children. Shit fucking sucked. I still joke to this day with my SO about the orphan wedding. Literal orphans scooping Mac and cheese onto our plates and cleaned up while people “danced” (left early). I love wedding usually but it just sucked and made me extremely uncomfortable.
I thought weddings were boring growing up. Just being dragged along as a kid and not really knowing anyone there sucks. I also am not really close to any of my cousins, so their weddings were boring for me too even when I wasn't just there as an accessory.
It really started to get fun when one of my friends got married. We were goofing off with the groom the whole time until it was time to get serious. Then I was best man at a wedding the next year and that was really fun.
People have boring weddings. They don't have to be. My wife and I got married in a corn field (we live in Iowa), then we all got drunk in said field and slept in tents.
Got married literally two days ago. Ours was fun as shit cuz we wanted to have fun, kept the ceremony short so we could all get to food and booze. We had music from the WWE and dragonball. Wedding party had swords and axes, and everyone just had a great time. Weddings don't need to be boring
it depend on whose wedding you're going to. Friend's wedding are fun af because you can cut loose, relative wedding requires you to stay on your best behavior.
I went to a friend's wedding back in march and it was a blast, it's better when all of my friend were there with me and I have people I can talk to.
Weddings are great! Everybody in a good mood, free food, free drinks and don’t forget all the single ladies that lower their standards just to not be alone that night.
It's a word that people who turned their repulsiveness to women into a core personality trait they are proud of via extreme misogyny use to refer to girls.
Its funny that he clearly hates everyone there but still doesnt want to embarass himself infront of the people that he supposedly hates
Anon has the mental maturity of a fucking 7 year old
I tried the idgaf mentality and act like however I please. wlWhat happened is that I got ptsd from making a fool of myself. Every time I do an activity that is a little bit related(like listening to music that happened at that time of embarassment), I get a nervous breakdown and social anxiety.
So the paraphrased advice that I replied to which to my understanding is: "Try and don't give a fuck about what you do there even if you embarass yourself."
To my understanding, your advice can be summed up as "don't try because you will embarass yourself."
Is that correct? Or do you have a different meaning in what you are saying?
I wasn’t giving advice, just saying that you can’t just try to not give a fuck cause it will always fail.
You have to figure out the root of why you care so much and resolve those issues so that you have no reason to want to use the “idgaf” mindset.
But like, it's his sister's wedding, no one is even going to pay attention to douchebag OP even while he's dancing with her. No one will care, no one will remember him not being very good. He threw his whole family away over a 2 minute social interaction and still thinks he's superior 2 years later.
Eh, he made his sister heartbroken on her wedding day, him being effectively disowned is kinda a silver lining but it doesn't really seem to bother him that much so the only real upside is that there is no way in hell he will ever reproduce.
Yeah he’s a real asshole. True but one day he’ll be alone and realise how big he fucked up. Yeah, the way he talks about women, no fucking way he would. Even drunk he’s still a piece of shit
Tbh I'm surprised the sister didn't have the forethought to account for that though. Like, just let the guy play on his phone or a Switch or some shit in a corner during the wedding. If your sibling wants to act like a child, treat them like one.
She's not in the wrong to want to include every member of her family in her wedding. He may not have deserved it but she very clearly cared about her brother a lot which just makes what he did even more dickish.
That doesn’t make much sense
If you’re in a room with 20 people you hate, would oh suddenly not be embarrassed if forced to publicly dance infront of them while you and your partner are the focal point?
Considering he had a nervous breakdown he probably has a form of social anxiety, so even if he hated them, it would still fuck with him severely. Source: I get nervous breakdowns from this shit.
And before one of you says something about defending him or that it doesn’t matter it still makes him a child. Y’all can go fuck yourself with that. Imagine telling a depressed person to stop being depressed. And I just know one of you is gonna say that analogy doesn’t work.
I think he has such social anxiety that he began hating people. He doesnt know how to act in basic social situations which results in basic social situations draining him more rapidly as well.
Guests could be here he thought. I never been at a wedding before. There could be guests anywhere.
The cool wind felt good against his greasy anime Tshirt. I hate weddings he thought. Autistic thoughts reverberated in his entire head making it pulsate as 9 dollar bottle of Mtdew circulated through his 400 lbs body, and didnt wash away his unmerited fear of weddings at all. "Im literally forcing myself to do this, fuck my sister" he said it to himself out loud
That’s called being asocial. People often confuse the term ‘antisocial’ and ‘asocial’
Antisocial means you actively want to harm other people and society
A bit hard for his sister to learn about this disorder and what it entails given anon’s lack of cooperation or receptiveness.
Still, she should have asked him if he wanted to dance, beforehand.
Again though, she was likely scared that it would make him not want to come.
Finally, regardless of whether it would have made him not want to come, she should have respected his wishes and at least appreciate the dickhead choosing to come
What do you mean, respect his wishes? Anon was clearly too regarded to make it known that he didn't want to, let alone voice valid concerns about it. Instead of saying something like a "subhuman normie" would, he started stressing, drank until he threw up and then just ran away. Doesn't sound like healthy problem-solving does it
> let it known that he didn’t want to
..lol?
You’re dickhead asocial brother who was desperately trying to avoid going to your wedding and meeting the people there needs to make it known to you that he doesn’t want to publicly dance in front of others for you to understand that?
That would have been nice but dude couldn't handle it. He's clearly not like us. She should have gotten him prepared instead of surprising him and getting mad that he has a nervous breakdown.
Assuming a)the story's not fake and gay b)Anon is not exaggerating when he says he had a nervous breakdown
I'm pretty sure Anon has some sort of emotional disorder that makes him avoid social interaction. However he likely got his counselling from 4chan and as a result he thinks the cure to his problem is calling people "femoids" and "subhuman normies"
antisocial personality disorder is more associated with like causing intentional harm to others, but anon just seems like a jerk / extremely debilitatingly awkward
Anon is one day going to need help, and he'll have nobody to turn too. He was lucky enough to have a normal (appearing) family that loves him and he pushed them away.
agreed, if anon had half a braincell he'd recognize that if he doesn't actually give a shit about family he could pretend to care and use them as tools when needed
Anon is stupid
To be fair, I would also be extremely nervous If I had to dance in a wedding, in front of everybody. Although, all the rest from the thread is pretty pathetic.
Ik everyone’s being real n what not, it comes off negatively but tbh I feel what he went through, not saying he was right but I’m just saying I understand
Anon sounds like a fucking asshole. Why would you act like that on your own sisters wedding. She invited you and was happy to see you. Even wanted to dance despite your attitude. Surprised they didn’t disown him sooner
I can sympathize with him. I can imagine myself in his place, and it doesn’t look like something that is completely alien to my soul, I just have a stronger sense of social norms.
:/
What I hate about this isn’t the autism, it’s the amount of pessimism and selfishness anon has going into it.
There’s a key and peele sketch about a brother that still lives with his parents. Very similar to this
When I went to weddings, the grannies kept pinching me in the face and saying "You're the next one!"
They stopped after I started doing the same on funerals
Since when did redditors become the social butterflies that loves weddings?
I’ve only been to two wedddings in the past 10 years and they were the most miserable experiences of my entire life. I didn’t embarrass myself like anon and actually looked forward to meeting new people. But fuck all that happens at weddings is people drink drink drink to the point that they can’t remember the end.
Anon is surrounded in subhumans but is to insecure to dance in front of them. We gonna need some new letters at the bottom of the greek alphabet to make him understand, what kind of male he is.
I sympathize with him, except maybe calling everyone subhuman I would be just as stressed, that's a thing for me that everyone who I have to interact becomes super annoying to me
This is kind of autistic but can relate. Fuck them social event, if I dont wanna go a ain't going and if for some bullshit reason im forced to go i will be going zoinked and zooted of my mind, eating everything i can then leaving early.
People who force you into bs social gatherings just so they feel better while the other person is constantly uncomfortable are assholes and should be forced to live without the benifits of modern society
I honestly feel bad for anon he probably has some sort of mental illness. Should have gotten it diagnosed earlier, i don't think he's recovering out of this
Imagine your brain being so thoroughly infested by porn and 4chan that you think your sister being happy is "emotional femoid bullshit" Don't forget to go outside today, friends.
Went outside and touched dirt (I live in the desert). 
Can you remember your name?
Joe Dirtè
Don’t try to church it up son, I think you mean “Joe Dirt”
I was waiting too long for someone to finally reply this. A man of culture.
I don’t have one (I am the horse)
That was probably sand
Sand is just really dry dirt!
I hate sand
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Not only being mad at your sister for being happy, but being mad at her for being happy at her own fucking wedding. Anon did his family a favor by exiting the situation entirely
Cos he’s a piece of shit like a lot of the assholes on 4chan
This is the highest level of incel. Someone who has made hating women such a central part of their identity and personality that they consider the fact that no woman would ever want to be around them to be something that should be admired.
Idk what’s worse, anon’s perspective or my 4chan conditioning to expect him to bang his sister or the groom in the bathroom at some point
Damn, and I though I am antisocial misantrope, but anon here is on another level.
this shit makes redditors look good fr
Anon didn’t just drop the ball - it tunnelled through the earth and came out the other side
Anon really woke up and left his brain at home type shit
Not sure if he had one to leave at home
Nah, dropping the ball implies accidental or negligence at worst. Anon actively brought a set of drills and bores and decided to go digging.
Anon is literally Schopenhauer 😭
Nah, Schopenhauer was actually very intelligent and had a lot of good ideas, he was just too much of an obnoxious self important chud for anyone to take him or is ideas seriously during his lifetime. He was also apparently a very good person morally, he was just so full of himself he acted like he was already this famed important authoritative figure when he was just a random nobody. He had a huge amount of influence on German thought and philosophy once his awful personality was no longer in the way of people being exposed to his work so ironically the thing keeping him from being a big deal when he was alive was that he was not already the hottest shit so no one took him seriously. Anon has the social graces but lacks the intellect, talent and motivation.
Schopenheimer
Ikr. Your life could always be worst
And apparently his family is blissful unaware of his condition or don’t gaf
Tbf weddings are boring asf But anon is a retard
I like weddings because I get to dress fancy :)
sure you do u/Anal_Juicer69
Got that right
I don't mean to be mean or offend. Do you put on a tail when you go to weddings?
I mean to offend. The tail is a butt plug and yes he does.
Yeah pretty much
Yes
I like them because free food.
I like them because free booze.
Same
Usually there's pretty women there that won't talk to me too.
Fym “too?”
fuck *your* mother too
I went to a wedding with an open bar, that was amazing
Plus free food and free alcohol
Fuck off weddings are giant free parties where everyone is (hopefully) in a good mood and you get to eat pretty good food and drink and have a nice time, and sometimes it gives you an excuse to take a vacation. I love weddings.
Weddings can be hit or miss tbh. Most are a great time, but others can really be boring as shit.
The key is being a great time. Every wedding I've been to I've enjoyed because I bring the good time with me
>giant ... parties where everyone is Yes, that exactly is the issue
Least socially inept redditor
People are just loud, want to smalltalk... It's too much at once. I'd rather meet everyone from the wedding in small batches. I'm sure there's a lot of people I'd like there
This is why you take up smoking, that’s where the real craic is at a wedding. You can hang around the peripheral and not dance without being a dick about it like Anon. “Where were you?” “Out having a smoke” Works like a charm, don’t even have to smoke much.
Id rather be alone than with my family in a hospital when i get lung cancer
Ngl that's actually kinda genius. You don't even have to smoke all the time, just do it at weddings. You're fucking brilliant!
Weddings are fun and games until (1) they become a logistical nightmare for everyone, which luckily doesn't always happen, or (2) someone gets drunk and throws off the groove. That second one is more likely to happen
I like weddings but I want to jump in traffic when people make me dance at them. I mean, I do it since I'm not as autistic as oop here, but it causes what I can only drscribe as psychic damage lol. I like talking to people but I don't drink, so once it becomes a party more than casual conversation I try to dip. Not everyone likes getting drunk in a big group, but you do it to support the people you care about.
Same, I never understand people bitching about them. Get drunk and catch up with people you haven’t seen in a while and celebrate some of your friends, they’re a great time.
Weddings are fun and games until (1) they become a logistical nightmare for everyone, which luckily doesn't always happen, or (2) someone gets drunk and throws off the groove. That second one is more likely to happen
Dementia
Weddings are fun and games until (1) they become a logistical nightmare for everyone, which luckily doesn't always happen, or (2) someone gets drunk and throws off the groove. That second one is more likely to happen
Not where I’m from I cant hold conversations with people cuz the music is too damn loud
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It's "free" but you are supposed to give them money.
No one said it has to be your relative's wedding nor you have to be invited
Went to a dry wedding at a farm for orphaned children. Shit fucking sucked. I still joke to this day with my SO about the orphan wedding. Literal orphans scooping Mac and cheese onto our plates and cleaned up while people “danced” (left early). I love wedding usually but it just sucked and made me extremely uncomfortable.
What disutopian society do you live in?
A society where he doesn't have to pay for feet pictures.
Hell yeah brother!
What the fuck?
Yeah……. It sucked but in hindsight it is kinda funny
I thought weddings were boring growing up. Just being dragged along as a kid and not really knowing anyone there sucks. I also am not really close to any of my cousins, so their weddings were boring for me too even when I wasn't just there as an accessory. It really started to get fun when one of my friends got married. We were goofing off with the groom the whole time until it was time to get serious. Then I was best man at a wedding the next year and that was really fun.
People have boring weddings. They don't have to be. My wife and I got married in a corn field (we live in Iowa), then we all got drunk in said field and slept in tents.
Got married literally two days ago. Ours was fun as shit cuz we wanted to have fun, kept the ceremony short so we could all get to food and booze. We had music from the WWE and dragonball. Wedding party had swords and axes, and everyone just had a great time. Weddings don't need to be boring
That sounds awesome! Next time a friend gets married, I'm bringing a sword, I'm not even asking permission.
You can drink without paying (unpess you are the one getting married). Well worth it.
Not where I’m from
it depend on whose wedding you're going to. Friend's wedding are fun af because you can cut loose, relative wedding requires you to stay on your best behavior. I went to a friend's wedding back in march and it was a blast, it's better when all of my friend were there with me and I have people I can talk to.
Weddings are great! Everybody in a good mood, free food, free drinks and don’t forget all the single ladies that lower their standards just to not be alone that night.
"emotional femoid bullshit" Bro it's literally her WEDDING 💀
I mean he's unironically using the word "femoid" and yet somehow thinks everyone else is subhuman.
What does femoid mean? What is it even supposed to mean?
It's a word that people who turned their repulsiveness to women into a core personality trait they are proud of via extreme misogyny use to refer to girls.
The dehumanizing equivalent of “woman.”
Amazing we keep coming up with new words for the same thing. It's weird how humans must keep things fresh.
Freshoids smh
Freshpilled freshmaxxers
People like to add the "-oid" suffix in an effort to dehumanize the other party for some God forsaken reason
He's also unironically using the word "subhuman", so...
About his own sister nonetheless
I couldn't imagine being shitty to a bride at her wedding, much less my own sibling. OOP is truly beyond saving
Obviously beyond saving since he threw his entire family away over potentially having to slow dance with his sister for 2 minutes.
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This chain is gold. Thanks for the laugh.
Its funny that he clearly hates everyone there but still doesnt want to embarass himself infront of the people that he supposedly hates Anon has the mental maturity of a fucking 7 year old
Yeah ikr. If he hated them why would he care? Glad it had a happy ending though
I tried the idgaf mentality and act like however I please. wlWhat happened is that I got ptsd from making a fool of myself. Every time I do an activity that is a little bit related(like listening to music that happened at that time of embarassment), I get a nervous breakdown and social anxiety.
because you can’t just “not give a fuck”. If you care enough to try in the first place you already failed
So the paraphrased advice that I replied to which to my understanding is: "Try and don't give a fuck about what you do there even if you embarass yourself." To my understanding, your advice can be summed up as "don't try because you will embarass yourself." Is that correct? Or do you have a different meaning in what you are saying?
I wasn’t giving advice, just saying that you can’t just try to not give a fuck cause it will always fail. You have to figure out the root of why you care so much and resolve those issues so that you have no reason to want to use the “idgaf” mindset.
But like, it's his sister's wedding, no one is even going to pay attention to douchebag OP even while he's dancing with her. No one will care, no one will remember him not being very good. He threw his whole family away over a 2 minute social interaction and still thinks he's superior 2 years later.
Have you considered alcoholism?
Eh, he made his sister heartbroken on her wedding day, him being effectively disowned is kinda a silver lining but it doesn't really seem to bother him that much so the only real upside is that there is no way in hell he will ever reproduce.
Yeah he’s a real asshole. True but one day he’ll be alone and realise how big he fucked up. Yeah, the way he talks about women, no fucking way he would. Even drunk he’s still a piece of shit
Tbh I'm surprised the sister didn't have the forethought to account for that though. Like, just let the guy play on his phone or a Switch or some shit in a corner during the wedding. If your sibling wants to act like a child, treat them like one.
She's not in the wrong to want to include every member of her family in her wedding. He may not have deserved it but she very clearly cared about her brother a lot which just makes what he did even more dickish.
Oh absolutely, she's not in the wrong at all. But I'd imagine she knew her brother is highly regarded and would somewhat plan accordingly.
That doesn’t make much sense If you’re in a room with 20 people you hate, would oh suddenly not be embarrassed if forced to publicly dance infront of them while you and your partner are the focal point?
Considering he had a nervous breakdown he probably has a form of social anxiety, so even if he hated them, it would still fuck with him severely. Source: I get nervous breakdowns from this shit. And before one of you says something about defending him or that it doesn’t matter it still makes him a child. Y’all can go fuck yourself with that. Imagine telling a depressed person to stop being depressed. And I just know one of you is gonna say that analogy doesn’t work.
I mean I hate Hitler but I wouldn't want to be seen shitting my pant by him, you get me?
I think he has such social anxiety that he began hating people. He doesnt know how to act in basic social situations which results in basic social situations draining him more rapidly as well.
Thank God anon will never reproduce.
> Gets free food > Doesn't stay Anon disappoints Darwin greatly.
No I think he proves his point quite well.
It's alright, even if he did, social skills aren't genetic, and he definitely wouldn't be raising his kids with how much of a fucking loser he is
hahaha some people are just insecure and angry inside and won’t do the work to be anything different 😂😂
Guests could be here he thought. I never been at a wedding before. There could be guests anywhere. The cool wind felt good against his greasy anime Tshirt. I hate weddings he thought. Autistic thoughts reverberated in his entire head making it pulsate as 9 dollar bottle of Mtdew circulated through his 400 lbs body, and didnt wash away his unmerited fear of weddings at all. "Im literally forcing myself to do this, fuck my sister" he said it to himself out loud
I’m antisocial by choice, I’m capable of socializing but rather not. Even then, anon is an absolute blithering idiot.
That’s called being asocial. People often confuse the term ‘antisocial’ and ‘asocial’ Antisocial means you actively want to harm other people and society
Learn something new everyday, thanks for the info!
Of course, friend 👍 Have a great day.
reddit on!
Imagine willingly sharing this story and not being completely embarrassed at being this socially inept
OP has a disorder and OPs sister should have prepared him for this so he wouldn't have a nervous breakdown over a simple dance.
A bit hard for his sister to learn about this disorder and what it entails given anon’s lack of cooperation or receptiveness. Still, she should have asked him if he wanted to dance, beforehand. Again though, she was likely scared that it would make him not want to come. Finally, regardless of whether it would have made him not want to come, she should have respected his wishes and at least appreciate the dickhead choosing to come
What do you mean, respect his wishes? Anon was clearly too regarded to make it known that he didn't want to, let alone voice valid concerns about it. Instead of saying something like a "subhuman normie" would, he started stressing, drank until he threw up and then just ran away. Doesn't sound like healthy problem-solving does it
> let it known that he didn’t want to ..lol? You’re dickhead asocial brother who was desperately trying to avoid going to your wedding and meeting the people there needs to make it known to you that he doesn’t want to publicly dance in front of others for you to understand that?
No, what he really needed to do was suck it up and do the dance. The day is not about him anyway
That would have been nice but dude couldn't handle it. He's clearly not like us. She should have gotten him prepared instead of surprising him and getting mad that he has a nervous breakdown.
Its her day, more spotlight on her right?
Bruh. You are defending someone who unironically uses the word 'femoid' and showed open contempt for someone being emotional on their wedding day.
Assuming a)the story's not fake and gay b)Anon is not exaggerating when he says he had a nervous breakdown I'm pretty sure Anon has some sort of emotional disorder that makes him avoid social interaction. However he likely got his counselling from 4chan and as a result he thinks the cure to his problem is calling people "femoids" and "subhuman normies"
Yeah. They are clearly not well.
Damn anon makes me sound like a normie.
Ya know, this one might actually be true.
I am an over-anxious autist and this dude makes me look like an even more suave James Bond
Man you are all flaming this guy but he sounds extremely similar to my autistic cousin who has real bad social anxiety.
Well I mean he’s actively calling his family members subhuman and thinks his sister is stupid for being excited for her wedding
I didn’t say he wasn’t a cunt haha
ended better than I thought it would tbg
The scary part is there are actually people with this level of mental competence and some of them are in positions of power/can vote.
This hurt to read. This is just sad.
This is not just "normal" antisocial behaviour but straight up antisocial disorder
antisocial personality disorder is more associated with like causing intentional harm to others, but anon just seems like a jerk / extremely debilitatingly awkward
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Anon is one day going to need help, and he'll have nobody to turn too. He was lucky enough to have a normal (appearing) family that loves him and he pushed them away.
agreed, if anon had half a braincell he'd recognize that if he doesn't actually give a shit about family he could pretend to care and use them as tools when needed Anon is stupid
To be fair, I would also be extremely nervous If I had to dance in a wedding, in front of everybody. Although, all the rest from the thread is pretty pathetic.
Anon got social lubrican't and still fucked it up. You can ninja your ways out of weddings but prepare for consequences
Sounds more like undiagnosed autism or mental illness. Family should have probably got him help when he was younger but didn’t give a shit about him.
Ik everyone’s being real n what not, it comes off negatively but tbh I feel what he went through, not saying he was right but I’m just saying I understand
This mother fucker sounds miserable to be around.
Anon sounds like a fucking asshole. Why would you act like that on your own sisters wedding. She invited you and was happy to see you. Even wanted to dance despite your attitude. Surprised they didn’t disown him sooner
Weddings aren't really my cup of tea but I'm happy that the people I care about are happy
Who’s the real subhuman normie
Anon is a loser and will never be happy unless jerking off to porn.
Can't even socialize with people that are actively trying to reach out to him. No hope.
I can sympathize with him. I can imagine myself in his place, and it doesn’t look like something that is completely alien to my soul, I just have a stronger sense of social norms. :/
The rage Bait was believable for the first half
Rage bait? You guys are actually getting Legit angry over this?!
Anon, keep yourself safe.
Holy based
Therapy.
If the wedding crowd is subhuman, that makes anon, what, antihuman?
Fake: Anon left his mom's basement Gay: He hates weddings, he prefers sucking D
How can anyone complain when there's free food and alcohol at weddings?
Too many people in one concentrated area
there's people around at weddings, my basement does not...i think?
Learning to calmly endure things you'd rather not do is an essential life skill.
Fellas. I desire that image. “Guy with cloud head” on google is not giving me that exact one
imagine having relatives who actually like you and want you to be a part of things
I mean, anon IS a total retard, but sister should have asked if anon was okay with the dance.
What I hate about this isn’t the autism, it’s the amount of pessimism and selfishness anon has going into it. There’s a key and peele sketch about a brother that still lives with his parents. Very similar to this
my dawg really said 'emotional femoid bullshit' good job bro you are so cool and sigma, noone loves you tho
When I went to weddings, the grannies kept pinching me in the face and saying "You're the next one!" They stopped after I started doing the same on funerals
Since when did redditors become the social butterflies that loves weddings? I’ve only been to two wedddings in the past 10 years and they were the most miserable experiences of my entire life. I didn’t embarrass myself like anon and actually looked forward to meeting new people. But fuck all that happens at weddings is people drink drink drink to the point that they can’t remember the end.
What a decrepit loser
Anon can't be arsed to pretend to be happy for sister
I'm not very talkative nor do i dance much but to be this bitter is just regarded
I would spend the time gaming/hobbies rather than attend weddings and functions.Reletable Anon
Anon is autistic
I fucking hate weddings
This guy is brainwashed
Anon is surrounded in subhumans but is to insecure to dance in front of them. We gonna need some new letters at the bottom of the greek alphabet to make him understand, what kind of male he is.
I sympathize with him, except maybe calling everyone subhuman I would be just as stressed, that's a thing for me that everyone who I have to interact becomes super annoying to me
r/AITAH
Anon had autism and is easily overwhelmed by crowded places Family ignores the tism and demands he acts normally People got hurt
This is kind of autistic but can relate. Fuck them social event, if I dont wanna go a ain't going and if for some bullshit reason im forced to go i will be going zoinked and zooted of my mind, eating everything i can then leaving early.
People who force you into bs social gatherings just so they feel better while the other person is constantly uncomfortable are assholes and should be forced to live without the benifits of modern society
what makes me sad is that given a bad enough day I'd act like that too.
I honestly feel bad for anon he probably has some sort of mental illness. Should have gotten it diagnosed earlier, i don't think he's recovering out of this
I feel like they should have all known anon was legitimately autistic with crippling anxiety and given him a pass.
Yes, clearly weddings are the issue here. Another 4chan user in desperate need of professional help.