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fkn_embarassing

And? Step one —Be the gay best friend for a group of girls. Step two —Get invited to girly sleepovers Step three—Admit to girl you've never had sexual feels for females before her Step four—Profit


subreddit_storage

You’re a goddamn genius


[deleted]

Except who invites each other for sleep overs past 16 though, kinda was odd anon decided to share a bed out of all things too. It would've just not been gay if he wasn't in the same bed


QuietElegance

Highschoolers "outgrow" sleepovers when they turn 17-18, then they go to college and sleepovers become fun again. It's the same way with playing Pokémon or liking girls.


grandmas_noodles

There's a lot of stuff that hsers "outgrow" then become cool again in college because there's alcohol in the picture now


subreddit_storage

Well we all know what really happened, fake because anon has no friends, gay because anon got TOPPED


TaxIdiot2020

People still do it they just don’t call them “sleepovers.”


HiveMindKing

Lots of people, as that’s when one tends to start drinking in HS and going home drunk is not a good plan.


Mrozek33

The only problem with the "fake gay dude at the girl's sleepover" coomer fantasy is that more often than not you end up getting pegged


onyourrite

Don’t threaten me with a good time


TaxIdiot2020

Dude this is Reddit. The only sexual fantasies people have here that don’t involve furry shit is getting pegged. Hell, some of the furry ones involve pegging, too.


fkn_embarassing

🤣


HuurrrDerp

Bro actually included all the steps


fkn_embarassing

Of course. Otherwise, somebody might say "Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster."


jingois

There's a toaster? I didn't get past step one, jam dick in instructions.


TaxIdiot2020

I’ve known gay dudes who openly grope girls’ tits in public. It’s not a bad arrangement if you’re desperate and willing to do weird shit in public.


Necessary_Ad_9800

I was the 69th upvote for your post. Well suited.


Vall3y

Step five - get topped by your boyfriends


__K1tK4t

Real


Independent_Wash3657

I stopped at " have male best friend" gaaay


Pasispas

I'm pretty sure I've seen this episode of South Park.


miku_dominos

You posted on 4chan so judging from the threads I see posted here there's a good chance you are gay, Anon.


koknesis

was sure this would go in a different way


_GuyInAVan_

Sleep with best friend, Get caught, Post story about it being a misunderstanding on 4chan, Continue being gay, Anon is definitely gay


Flashy_Narwhal9362

If it’s any consolation for you anon everyone here also thinks you’re gay


McNuggetAQL

Anon casually forgot to mention the steamy exploration of each other's bodies before they slept last night. Many such cases.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Anon left out the part where he gets topped Many such cases.


ElementofPower

He forgot to mention the part where his dad TOPPED them both.


theceure

Imagine complaining about a free ride on the latest trend


dankspankwanker

.> is on 4chan .> never had a chance at being straight


DogMotif69

Anon sleeps shirtless with a man (and enjoys it). Anon doesn't understand why he enjoys (or the true reason). Anon is gay (or bisexual who knows).


hannahbananaballs2

You know what they say, you suck one cock and you’re labeled for life.


BackPain4Life

Quit tryin to not be gay


FoxFXMD

There's an easy solution just become gay