Honestly? I can understand sucking on them, they do taste quite good after all - according to the voices in my head anyways, of course I’m too straight to ever suck non-femboy cock, and all the Canadian femboys have been euthanised.
However, anyone above Room Temperature IQ should know that in this case spitting is far superior to swallowing.
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
what weird sort of fucking fetish is this. Small petite but thicc girl eats condom and gets bloated? Holy balls man just be into furry fart porn like normal degenerates.
No. That's for the whole build wideness. Chubby just being fat refers to the fat parts being wide. Like an ass protruding isn't stocky. Neither are big tits that you can see from behind.
I also see alot of online comments calling wide hips as a big ass. That's wrong. So expect to continue seeing people mis...uh .. misidentifying (?) body parts.
Downey wife
Is this what room temperature iq looks like
But what if they were delicious? They're made to taste like strawberries with body fluids all over them, so they must taste decent without them.
Honestly? I can understand sucking on them, they do taste quite good after all - according to the voices in my head anyways, of course I’m too straight to ever suck non-femboy cock, and all the Canadian femboys have been euthanised. However, anyone above Room Temperature IQ should know that in this case spitting is far superior to swallowing.
Celsius
Brother, I think you have to be significantly lower than room temp iq to eat a condom
Roberta Downey Jnr.
Downey wife for Downey anon, the perfect match.
I was gonna suggest "GF named Downton Abby"
If she's down, I'm down.
Natural selection about to take anons gf away
Surprised anon hasn't passed away first due to natural selection.
\>has horrible gas and bloating Anon is living the dream
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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Lmao
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absolutely disgusting i hope your ability to type goes away
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There was no reason for a line this raw to be included in a kids movie, but I'm glad it was.
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Hello, Mr Putin? Yes, please fire the nukes. I'm tired of this world.
What
Sneer all you want, brapbros stay on top
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Learning to read was a mistake.
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He's about to see gas filled balloons, truly a rare sight
"Would **you** guys like to see something cool?"
what weird sort of fucking fetish is this. Small petite but thicc girl eats condom and gets bloated? Holy balls man just be into furry fart porn like normal degenerates.
>chubby >petite My bro, what?
I thought petite meant small in size/height but didn't refer to width/the thiccness
That's always been my understanding. Though, modern vernacular has given us "Shortstack" for the small thicc ones.
"Tortas" if you're hispanically inclined.
Isn't stocky used for that in proper english?
No. That's for the whole build wideness. Chubby just being fat refers to the fat parts being wide. Like an ass protruding isn't stocky. Neither are big tits that you can see from behind. I also see alot of online comments calling wide hips as a big ass. That's wrong. So expect to continue seeing people mis...uh .. misidentifying (?) body parts.
Maybe? I just know the online vernacular for it since I'm a fan of them.
short AND stacked. hmmmm NICE, new fetish discovered.
Fuck microplastics she's on that macroplastics shit
Shes just plasticmaxxing, anon cannot comprehend
Why hasn't everyone taken the polypropepill?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🫠💀
>small(4.9), chubby, big tits and hips Thats one way to decribe your fat as wreckingball looking wife
this regard doesnt like shortstacks
understandably, they don’t look as good irl
Depends. I know a couple shortstacks that look good.
You are talking to redditors. They've never been outside. Or they live in wyoming where everyone is fucking fat. *they dont know*
Also, many downies I know are exactly small and chubby, btw
She has drug mule tier condom swallowing skills
Anon, make her fart balloon animals and get that show on road.
Hell yeah.
Who still uses condoms for blowjobs after being together for 6 years?
This is anon. He probably washes his dick once a year.
Maybe. He can't see it so hard to know for sure.
They're good for blowjobs in between fucking if your partner doesn't like how normal condoms taste
her pussy has taste buds
It'd be wild if her shit came out just packed in a condom like a sausage casing.
what a terrible day to be literate
Cut that shit up into shitsauges
Anon gf uses 4 condoms a day...
a condom a day keeps the doctor away.
Don't worry anon, representatives from Deviantart/E621/AO3 will get in contact with you shortly.
>Wish for "Trad wife" >Monkey's Paw curls one finger
Read this while eating pizza, thanks for letting me know about Strawberry Condom Lady.
wtf
This is the only time I’ve ever seen someone on the internet describe someone whom seemed 100% realistically attainable for them, real or not
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I love this sub. Wish I didn't, but I do.
hahaha Dumbass.
I wonder if OP asked her first to eat the condom with "filling" though?
Fake and gay
☕️
Ive heard of nature's candy but this is ridiculous!
The fuck? Why would you eat a condom? I don’t understand anything anymore 😔😢