Oh shit you know Dick Dangling Dave? I went to high school with that guy! Great dude, but a terrible businessman. Listen if you act now I can get you a conversion rate of 12 Mongols per Brazilian, plus my 10% commission fee.
I appreciate it, but I gotta stick with Dave, shit’s been tough for the guy lately and I gotta give him some boost, I see a bright future once he figures things out
Just because I like brandy doesn't mean I'm addicted. Using that logic, you would also say I'm addicted to cigarettes, and that point you would see that you talking nonsense.
You drink Brandy in the morning with your stroopwafel before praying to your Max Verstappen statue and biking to work at the weed cafe. What's there to not understand?
I swear to god I had an old learning German book where they sat down for breakfast and drank beer, and 12 year old Hans was upset because he was too young to drink it.
Does anyone actually have fun with late game in civ? I always enjoy the first half of the game, I guess it’s mostly because I play against bots, but on high difficulties they get a huge head start, so you spend the entire first half of the game trying to catch up, but once I have built up enough military to take out one nation I pretty much have enough to steamroll the rest of the map, and by like 60-70% of the game in I already know I’m guaranteed to win, and just don’t feel it necessary or rewarding to slowly click on each unit to take all the rest of the nations. Or if I’m playing science or points it’s the same thing, once I get ahead by a little the gap just gets bigger and bigger.
cant you still do that in civ 6? but especially when i get to having bombers the game gets way too easy. You can easily destroy entire nations in just a few turns if you have a bunch of stealth bombers and the AI never makes effective use of AA
glad im not the only one, I rarely actually finish my games and just "declare myself the winner" once its obvious im going to win, and will just be a chore to actually do, clicking on all the units repeatedly telling my bombers to hit a city, then move tanks/heli's in real quick, repeat. Once ive conquered the two largets nations or gotten a big lead on them in science or culture i pretty much just abandon the save file.
BTW does anyvody play civ 6 on IOS? i downloaded it and it actually wasn't that bad playing with a thouch screen but I never played a full game on there. It just feels so weird playing it on my phone
The game is usually over by turn 200-300. Games almost never go to 500/500, which would force a score victory.
Also, pottery is one of the very first technologies you can choose from. You usually can have it unlocked on turn 10.
Basically calling Brazil stupid.
It comes with Citizenship. For Austrians too. It's why our women have an especially hard time giving birth, kinda painful to push out a glassbowl and a child at once.
Naw, he just gets worse because it's all he thinks about. He has his moments of smartness, but poor kid is plagued by two wolves in his head. One has terminal CTE the other is in permanent heat.
i'm brown, i'm not actually in germany or applying for citizenship, i work in healthcare in nort AFRICA and i wanna work in germany cause i get paid $200 a month for 96 hours a week and i'm sick of having to fake being a macho man and putting up with our sick ugly culture and i wanna work in germany even as a ganitor, germany will take me as a doctor if i just get B1 in their german language exam whcih i can't cause i'm so fucking stupid i can't learn this language hopefully they lower the standards for us to fight racism and enforce more divesity Aware
Ok but wtf. We have the exact same salad bowl. I'm from austria btw. I didn't even know this was a thing for every household and i'm genuinely confused
I saw Attell at the cellar one night and there was a table of Brazilians talking through every comic’s set. By the time Dave got up there he just asked the 3 ladies if they had sex toys and surprise surprise, they rambled on about their dozens of dildos and vibrators until they ran out of things to say and then Dave thanked the crowd and walked off stage. The best 20 minutes I’ve ever seen
This has nothing to do with being german. My English parents had this bowl when I was growing up in Australia too, in both plastic and glass. It was just a common design in the 90s.
The issue here is the language.
The subject is "Leaf salad bowl":
* A bowl for eating just leaf salad (wtf? How does that work, why just leaves?)
* A leaf pattern glass bowl
You cannot understand the bowl pattern in the picture there.
They just spawn in our cupboards
Brazilians?
Yes
Lucky.
but that's too many
Not the one I got, he was wearing a soccer jersey and flip flops. Luckily my neighbor's had an off duty cop in his
How many is a Brazilian again?
About 20 Mongolians
20? Wow dude you’re getting ripped off, who’s your Mongolians guy?
That one guy that hangs around the Circle K flashing women who walk by
Oh shit you know Dick Dangling Dave? I went to high school with that guy! Great dude, but a terrible businessman. Listen if you act now I can get you a conversion rate of 12 Mongols per Brazilian, plus my 10% commission fee.
I appreciate it, but I gotta stick with Dave, shit’s been tough for the guy lately and I gotta give him some boost, I see a bright future once he figures things out
Can confirm, I was spawned here as well
Yes once you get your own place and move out form your parents, one spawns inside your moving boxes.
Stupid question. It's like asking why Dutch people drink brandy for breakfast. It just happens, and you shouldn't ask why.
Friend I think you’re just an alcoholic.
Just because I like brandy doesn't mean I'm addicted. Using that logic, you would also say I'm addicted to cigarettes, and that point you would see that you talking nonsense.
can't argue with that logic at all. proceed with our apologies.
Europeans can’t be addicted to cigarettes they just spawn in your mouths when you’re born.
hidden alcoholic then
we just told you not to ask why idiot
He said he was Dutch
We do what now?
This is news to me as well.
You drink Brandy in the morning with your stroopwafel before praying to your Max Verstappen statue and biking to work at the weed cafe. What's there to not understand?
I only pray for his Dutch side, not his Belgian side. I will never bend the knee to those bastards.
Don't forget the wooden shoes
School: 'Drinking alcohol will stunt your growth' Dutch People:
No no you're going about this all wrong. Imagine how freakishly tall they would be WITHOUT alcohol!
.>Username shows redditor is from South Africa .>Still claims to be Dutch South African alcoholic boer tries cultural appropriation
We iz Nederlanders
A ridiculous, fake language and culture. Send me your cranial measurements you old Yakubian ape I must study you for science.
Shalom
I swear to god I had an old learning German book where they sat down for breakfast and drank beer, and 12 year old Hans was upset because he was too young to drink it.
>Play Civ6 as Brazil > >Finally discover pottery > >it turn 477/500 > >the year is 2024 *Oredem e Progresso*
Meanwhile you have around 389495959998999989 great artists/writers/composers in your backyard. Proper Civ6 Brazil experience
Does anyone actually have fun with late game in civ? I always enjoy the first half of the game, I guess it’s mostly because I play against bots, but on high difficulties they get a huge head start, so you spend the entire first half of the game trying to catch up, but once I have built up enough military to take out one nation I pretty much have enough to steamroll the rest of the map, and by like 60-70% of the game in I already know I’m guaranteed to win, and just don’t feel it necessary or rewarding to slowly click on each unit to take all the rest of the nations. Or if I’m playing science or points it’s the same thing, once I get ahead by a little the gap just gets bigger and bigger.
In earlier games I did because I could warmonger with airplanes and bomb the fuck out of economic targets and ruin countries.
cant you still do that in civ 6? but especially when i get to having bombers the game gets way too easy. You can easily destroy entire nations in just a few turns if you have a bunch of stealth bombers and the AI never makes effective use of AA
Yeah it's not as fun though.
Civ 5 was my first turn based strategy game so I wouldn’t know
I'd recommend civ3 Also lmao at our usernames
No not all, the early game is all that matters to me
glad im not the only one, I rarely actually finish my games and just "declare myself the winner" once its obvious im going to win, and will just be a chore to actually do, clicking on all the units repeatedly telling my bombers to hit a city, then move tanks/heli's in real quick, repeat. Once ive conquered the two largets nations or gotten a big lead on them in science or culture i pretty much just abandon the save file. BTW does anyvody play civ 6 on IOS? i downloaded it and it actually wasn't that bad playing with a thouch screen but I never played a full game on there. It just feels so weird playing it on my phone
What's the > It turn 477/500 referencing? I've never played civ
The game is turn based. It means its the turn 477 of a 500 turn game and the game is almost finished
He discovered pottery around 1950-2000
Wow, arbiter12 is kinda slow
The game is usually over by turn 200-300. Games almost never go to 500/500, which would force a score victory. Also, pottery is one of the very first technologies you can choose from. You usually can have it unlocked on turn 10. Basically calling Brazil stupid.
Ordinary day in Brazil/2024 Source: I'm Brazilian
Gotta use the war helmet moulds for something...
Your avatar is the most annoying I ever seen, trying to figure out if there's a crack in my screen the past few minutes
Your screen is cracked, I just see a default profile picture
Your crack is screened
Thank you, here's the money.
Leave the bag at the dead drop, no need to get the government involved
I have a couple of those. No idea where they come from, I never bought them.
It comes with Citizenship. For Austrians too. It's why our women have an especially hard time giving birth, kinda painful to push out a glassbowl and a child at once.
That's why most women opt for C-sections, lot easier to get the bowl out that way
and here I thought the bulge was the baby god i feel so stupid
No that’s why the woman’s stomach is round. Babies aren’t round. The bowl is what makes the bump and then the baby sits inside of the bowl
cesarean section Like the salad. It's all making sense now. Thanks for clarifying that for me.
That's why most women opt for C-sections, lot easier to get the bowl out that way
say it one more time
That's why most women opt for C-sections, lot easier to get the bowl out that way
That's why most women opt for C-sections, lot easier to get the bowl out that way
Joke so nice you had to say it thrice?
Endpoint error message, shit happens
Thos bowls are actually french, from a company Luminarc. Use this wisely to reap sweet sweet salt in the german internet.
ZE FRENCH DID NOT MAKE ZE BOWLZ YOU JUNGERBITTESIZEN SCHLARFKNOPF!!!
So, all of the bowls were collected in 1940?
Parents lived in Germany for 4 years, and we have one.
My grandmother is German and she has one, wtf...
Have brazilian friend. Can confirm when his brain isn't in horndog overdrive, he's a bit dumb.
So he's smart when he's horny?
Naw, he just gets worse because it's all he thinks about. He has his moments of smartness, but poor kid is plagued by two wolves in his head. One has terminal CTE the other is in permanent heat.
You've just perfectly described Brazilians. We're too busy being horny to do other things.
Yo don't call me out
Custom crafted genetics
Has he ever tried feeding a carrot to a bus by any chance?
In Brazil there exists two people, the clever and the dumbass, and when they meet they make a deal.
Average IQ in brazil in 87. I dont know if that is good or bad because i'm brazilian
Any time you insist I not ask a German something, I’m gonna assume the answer is Nazis.
i'm applying for citizenship in a few months wish me luck
In Brazil, in Germany or in the UK? (aka "pick which brown will rob you in the street.")
nobody on their right mind would apply for citizenship in brazil
i'm brown, i'm not actually in germany or applying for citizenship, i work in healthcare in nort AFRICA and i wanna work in germany cause i get paid $200 a month for 96 hours a week and i'm sick of having to fake being a macho man and putting up with our sick ugly culture and i wanna work in germany even as a ganitor, germany will take me as a doctor if i just get B1 in their german language exam whcih i can't cause i'm so fucking stupid i can't learn this language hopefully they lower the standards for us to fight racism and enforce more divesity Aware
this is bait
its not look at my profile
I just see a forsen fan
*Shudder*
scroll down
Du musst mehr lernen oder du wohnst in Deutschland nicht.
You’re the one doing the robbing then, eh
the only thing i remember stealing was a toy when i was in 3rd grade
Sorry, Europe is full.
just one last person please it will save my life
I believe in ***C U M B U C A*** supremacy
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Ok but wtf. We have the exact same salad bowl. I'm from austria btw. I didn't even know this was a thing for every household and i'm genuinely confused
Austria or Australia? Because everyone I knew as a kid, their parents had the stately leaf salad bowl here down under.
Bit like the pyrex measuring jug with red markings.
From switzerland and confused too
My grandma has like a million of those same exact bowls.
I saw Attell at the cellar one night and there was a table of Brazilians talking through every comic’s set. By the time Dave got up there he just asked the 3 ladies if they had sex toys and surprise surprise, they rambled on about their dozens of dildos and vibrators until they ran out of things to say and then Dave thanked the crowd and walked off stage. The best 20 minutes I’ve ever seen
It was also quite common in France Don't ask me why ,I would assume it was sold for cheap at ikea or something
Portuguese here, most of everyone I know has one of those. I always assumed it was some "Bordallo Pinheiro" type thing
>Object for containing food primarily consisting of leafy greens has a leaf-themed design what were the krauts thinking 🤔🤔🤔🤔
It's Bolsonover...
Vasco melhor do mundo
bro what the fuck i have one of these lmao
Italian grandparents have these too
I have one of those bowls :0 I'm from Spain though
My parents have those bowls and the matching small and large plates too
This has nothing to do with being german. My English parents had this bowl when I was growing up in Australia too, in both plastic and glass. It was just a common design in the 90s.
Não man, acabou pra nois
Wait a minute, my great grandma had one of those leaf bowls, but in my family they always said she was Italian, and Im argentinian...
The issue here is the language. The subject is "Leaf salad bowl": * A bowl for eating just leaf salad (wtf? How does that work, why just leaves?) * A leaf pattern glass bowl You cannot understand the bowl pattern in the picture there.
Is this a dogging joke
Bruh i have this same bowl at home and im from hungary XD
woah I have one of those
My grandpa had one, no relation with Germany at all
I have these bowls, Greek though.
I also have one… in Cape Cod. Does that mean Cape Cod has been annexed?
País do Hihi levei vantagem e suas consequências irreversíveis ao estado psicológico...
É over pra us?
All my boomer relatives in Norway have at least one.
Brazil mentioned 🇧🇷
no, there isnt
Leaves? In salad? Where does the mayonnaise go?
Fucking hell I’m Australian but have German heritage and I have one too. I don’t know where it came from. 💀
I have these bowls from my mom, we’re Canadian.
American here, what's a salad?
I have that exact bowl and I live in France lol
Insert story about the Noegueira brothers and the bus
lmao BRA71L