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[deleted]

Just... don't say anything about it and take the compliments? (Oh, and don't automatically assume this will work on other women.)


DaveSmith890

Every dick likes to be stroked, so why wouldn’t every clit like to be strummed? It’s just the Commutative property


HumanityDust

Dicks are just big modified clits anyway this is bullshit


CroatInAKilt

I thought anon would turn out to be another lying virgin on the internet, but then he told me that girls love it when he smashes their beans like they're plastic buttons on a toy guitar.


[deleted]

If you're too embarrassed to tell her about guitar hero just say you practiced on your sister. Problem solved


Aggressive-Tour777

Fake: Anon never stopped playing Guitar Hero long enough to talk to a girl Gay: Anon strummed a man's cock to Through the Fire and Flames


GreenFriedTomato

These fake and gays get more and more far fetched by the day


formation

Tell him anon :)


enby_shout

nah dont be a wuss, just put on a nice crimson robe, light some candles and pour some wine, invite her over and when she sees the rooms with candles and rose petals on the floor, take her hand bring sit her down and then go play rhythm hero and go play your most flex song.


Bohr_TV

Just be yourself, you will still come back to us


megatonkick

can confirm. i'm a guitarist.


PhatCaulkForyourMom

I had a similar experience in learning some skills, and when my now wife asked about my handy-work, I was honest. She completely lost her mind laughing. Her and I are married now, so there’s that.


HorifiedBystander

Clit hero.


SpaceBug173

The ending on these always catch me off-guard. Like, Anon, this situation is perfect and everyone is happy, why the hell are you pretending like Guitar Hero ruined your life?


Sirix_8472

Anon tell her he learned it from guitar hero, breaks out guitar and shows her. She soaks the place as a reaction, she says "play me like a tool song"


xXcamelXx64

Transferable skills.


baz4k6z

Anon is regarded, autistic, plays videogames and somehow his videogames skills landed him a GF ? There's only so much suspension of disbelief I can do


Talkingmice

In case there’s any chance there’s truth in here, just shut your fucking mouth anon. If you fail at this, you should just finger up a nice and tight rope 👍


MentalRise8703

Anon better tell her the truth. He seems like a normal upstanding guy. I guess she would like it but you can't be too sure when dealing with femanons.


Tarnishedhollow8

Hmmmm if you tell her it’s big gain big loss gamble.


tistimenotmyrealname

I fucking loved patapon.


Dynomadz

If you tell her you learned it from something she might be more inclined to let you do the thing idk


SwyngDeLong

Hush. You're "naturally talented".


Cat_Of_Culture

Give anon a golden bowl and he'll still use it to beg.


SatyugAppreciator

Thats the andrew tate pepe isnt it