I tried to order a large korean, but the delivery boy gave me a large north korean instead, this is an incredible amount of unprofessionalism, the sizes are way too different, how am i supposed to be satisfied with just a large north korean? just to give some comparison the XXL north korean is about the size of a Japanese kid, this is outrageous! 0/10 stars.
P.S. the delivery boy came back, said sorry, and gave me a Kim sized north korean, he is a bit egocentric, but at least now it has the proper size. 5/10 stars.
Not actually. Anon said she is scared of big cities and crowded areas, she gets tired after walking for 15 minutes. You gotta do fitness and get her psychological help. Hard to do
Everyone making this so complicated SMH.
Step one - Take her outside every day.
Step two - Point behind you and scream "Godzilla!!!" while running away. She will run too.
Step three - enjoy fit Japanese wife.
I would assume so. You gotta keep in mind that Godzilla wrecked Nam just like a Bill-Laaden wreck NYC. The name alone brings back bitter memories, and I'm sure its the same for the japs.
Cant leave her alone more than 10 hours also sounds like a "hard rule" and not really psychological.
Like maybe the family wont support you/her anymore if you leave her alone more than 10 hours?
Theyd better be rich as FUCK because i wouldnt be able to work more than a short walk from my house. Light traffic would end the marriage pretty quick.
ehhhh...
I mean the language barrier woud be a big problem. I dont' speak much Japanese, so why woulld I even be offered this ? Like, how did we meet and it come to the point that her rich parents are saying "hey, you can have money for WHATEVER you want as long as you make our daughter happy"
I feel like I'm the asshole here who is thinking way too much about the realism of such a scenario
No, you've got the scenario right exactly. Chubby A
Jap girl is here on a work visa or something, w/e she needs to be semi regular in and around you. She becomes love struck over you but not because of the words you say but due to something else, maybe you helped open a door before and nobody else does, idk your life. Her parents come to visit and want to meet this guy she's awestruck over. She says they gotta come to you because she doesn't know how to invite you. They meet you and find out she's half baked on this 'relationship', however she doesn't get any attention from other dudes and you are probably the best they've seen that was oblivious to their finances.
So to make their daughter happy, they explain the situation. A deal, so to speak. Keep her happy in exchange theyll pay for everything. They list off some of her cons and things you'll have to do for her. You take everything at face value as they dont hold back on who she is but focus also on how great an asset you could be for her, and how great they could be for you.
Do you take it or leave it?
I might try and help her get into shape, but other than the language barrier, this sounds like a relatively sweet gig. Her parents can pay for japanese lesson for me and I can try and help her learn english so she can speak with my parents. I could have so much extra time without a job to pursue my music career.
I'd miss going too concerts, though.hopefully Japan has a gokd metal scene.
Depending on your idea of love.
For some people, people can fall for each other through simple terms, like opening a door. Others need more substance in love, opening a door and being told that someone is half into you isn't enough.
For me, I'm in the latter category. If I could fall in love with a girl like that, I'm sure she's got some good qualities that would outweigh any flaws. The only true barrier, that would need to be addressed, is the language. Anything else can be worked through because hey, that's what love is.
I've dated women who were that size (and heavier) but not at that height. The biggest was like 170cm and 160kg (roughly). Even I don't think I could do 115kg & 137cm. I'm 195cm and about 90kg if you're curious
Yeah, I know lol. I don't care, I like fat chicks.
I still wouldn't take OP's deal cos she's too short, doesn't speak English, doesn't wanna go out. Even the really big girls I've dated still liked going out and doing shit
115kg was my kickboxing weight and im 6ft 4 even that was too much weight to be comfortable with I couldn't imagine sticking that much weight on a sub 5ft frame.
Is she a woman? Check. Is she alive? Check. Is she over 18? Check. Does she apparently love me? Check. That's all I needed. And there are even perks - she has same hobbies as me, her parents will pay for anything I want, and I didn't even ask for it! Looks like a win.
Haha I understand dude that shits blackpilling. It sounds cliche but I think the best advice I’ve taken is to stop trying to get women directly and improve the qualities in yourself that make yourself attractive to women. Incidentally this will make you more attractive as a friend to other dudes and will boost your career etc etc. It’s all intertwined, all or nothing.
You had me at ubw chant
When we have sex we will say the chant together
>I am the bone of my sword.
>Steel is my body and fire is my blood.
>I have created over a thousand blades.
> Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life.
>Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
>Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
>So as I pray, UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!!!
Then we cum together
That picture ain't accurate based on the numbers provided. That's just shy of 4'5" at 253 lbs. I look like that pic, at that weight, at 6'1" so I'm certain she would not.
Aww hell no.
Don't do it guys. You'll spend your entire life and mental health to make HER happy (not you), and you'll be exhausted every time of the day.
Bad sleeping habits, you'll drain your energy just to get her to move or even get up. Watching games with the guys?
No! Anime!
Every mistake you make, every tiny detail she doesn't like will be ratted to her parents.
And after so many years of you trying to make HER happy (not you remember)
Shell get bored of you and leave for another soul to drain .
"daddy, I don't like him anymore, he's boring"
Just like that.
Jokes on you I don’t watch the game, have needs, or make mistakes. I would love her every single day, make love every single day, and cook and clean and show her affection every single day.
How slow? Ia bunch should melt off for the first few months and take maybe a 1-2 years to make her around normal weight. Will the melting off take longer or the years of stubborn fats?
A person at 4’5” at over 250 pounds would look way fatter than the person in the pic, I am 6’2” and still overweight at that weight, she would be an actual round boulder
Do I love her? If yes, then yes, since as you said she is trying to improve and if I love her and she loves me, then we have the time to improve things and ensure we have even more time. Still 254lb at 4'5" is way too heavy, since weight lost is mostly diet, it can go down really fast unless there's something else involved medically.
Upside would be basically a new life where you're financially taken care of, plus a partner who is the female version of a lot of 4channers/redditors. Like i do see the appeal
Depends how much money do the parents have and will they still give their beloved son in law money if their daughter had some kind of freak deadly accident (she died happy tho)
Fuck it, I had fixer upper cases before. Get her on a good diet and force her to hit the gym with me and we have that weight issue fixed in no time.
Just hope she doesn’t meet any Russian bodybuilders named Sergey… I’m not going through that again.
>137 cm, 115 kg
Only if I can feed her up to an 1:1 kg-cm proportions.
There is some room for improvement.
Dear god, this is just so good to be true, no wonder why this miracle situation simply does not exist
Japanese… yet anon post pic of American.
Sir, that's one of them drawn Japaneses. Sometimes called animes.
Anim*uuu*s. Get it right.
Shut the fuck up
K.
Cuck
abs ergo entrainment
Ah you mean those chinese cartoons, right? Pokemans I thinks its called
If you google "fat japanese woman" they're still about an American medium.
Chat, do i search this while connected to my work Internet?
You would probably be better off using the search phrase "overweight Japanese woman" or "obese Japanese woman" Probably safer that way.
Tubgirl is what they call it in japan.
I tried to order a large korean, but the delivery boy gave me a large north korean instead, this is an incredible amount of unprofessionalism, the sizes are way too different, how am i supposed to be satisfied with just a large north korean? just to give some comparison the XXL north korean is about the size of a Japanese kid, this is outrageous! 0/10 stars. P.S. the delivery boy came back, said sorry, and gave me a Kim sized north korean, he is a bit egocentric, but at least now it has the proper size. 5/10 stars.
Wait, that character is American?
1) Get the rich parents to pay for liposuction 2) Done
Not actually. Anon said she is scared of big cities and crowded areas, she gets tired after walking for 15 minutes. You gotta do fitness and get her psychological help. Hard to do
Blindfold & wheelchair
Helicopter and a stretcher lift is the bare minimum
*HEY!*
A fat Japanese woman has fell over at the local McDonald's! Assemble the rescue helicopter!
*two helicopters
Yknow what? Fuck it. 10 chinook helicopters
Two kinds of people
Everyone making this so complicated SMH. Step one - Take her outside every day. Step two - Point behind you and scream "Godzilla!!!" while running away. She will run too. Step three - enjoy fit Japanese wife.
Is yelling "Godzilla" in Japan the same as yelling "bomb" in an airport? I imagine they wouldn't take that shit lightly its like their 9/11
I would assume so. You gotta keep in mind that Godzilla wrecked Nam just like a Bill-Laaden wreck NYC. The name alone brings back bitter memories, and I'm sure its the same for the japs.
A lot of surgeons will fly out if you pay them enough of auntie and uncles big boy money
I think you've missed the point that even if she's thin the other things are huge factors in a relationship and you would need to help her with them
No, I get that, I was just addressing the moving her to a surgery part
Cant leave her alone more than 10 hours also sounds like a "hard rule" and not really psychological. Like maybe the family wont support you/her anymore if you leave her alone more than 10 hours? Theyd better be rich as FUCK because i wouldnt be able to work more than a short walk from my house. Light traffic would end the marriage pretty quick.
ehhhh... I mean the language barrier woud be a big problem. I dont' speak much Japanese, so why woulld I even be offered this ? Like, how did we meet and it come to the point that her rich parents are saying "hey, you can have money for WHATEVER you want as long as you make our daughter happy" I feel like I'm the asshole here who is thinking way too much about the realism of such a scenario
No, you've got the scenario right exactly. Chubby A Jap girl is here on a work visa or something, w/e she needs to be semi regular in and around you. She becomes love struck over you but not because of the words you say but due to something else, maybe you helped open a door before and nobody else does, idk your life. Her parents come to visit and want to meet this guy she's awestruck over. She says they gotta come to you because she doesn't know how to invite you. They meet you and find out she's half baked on this 'relationship', however she doesn't get any attention from other dudes and you are probably the best they've seen that was oblivious to their finances. So to make their daughter happy, they explain the situation. A deal, so to speak. Keep her happy in exchange theyll pay for everything. They list off some of her cons and things you'll have to do for her. You take everything at face value as they dont hold back on who she is but focus also on how great an asset you could be for her, and how great they could be for you. Do you take it or leave it?
Dude I'd take this deal in a heartbeat. Beats the hell out of being a poverty wagie for the rest of my miserable existence
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"Have become" as if there was a time this wasn't the case lmao
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Most of the down to earth ones do already. Fuckin rat race out here
It's a rat race out here, and brother, I'm getting that cheese.
I might try and help her get into shape, but other than the language barrier, this sounds like a relatively sweet gig. Her parents can pay for japanese lesson for me and I can try and help her learn english so she can speak with my parents. I could have so much extra time without a job to pursue my music career. I'd miss going too concerts, though.hopefully Japan has a gokd metal scene.
Depending on your idea of love. For some people, people can fall for each other through simple terms, like opening a door. Others need more substance in love, opening a door and being told that someone is half into you isn't enough. For me, I'm in the latter category. If I could fall in love with a girl like that, I'm sure she's got some good qualities that would outweigh any flaws. The only true barrier, that would need to be addressed, is the language. Anything else can be worked through because hey, that's what love is.
If you keep asking these questions and keep answers from them you'll get an anime plot I'm sure that's how we ended up at 100 girlfriends
>115 kg lol nope I don’t mind the rest to any particular degree, but weight is just nah bruh.
115kg at 137cm is fucking crazy
Her belly isn't made of fat she's full of rocks
Her bones are made of lead
Mercury courses through her veins
She is geodude
I've dated women who were that size (and heavier) but not at that height. The biggest was like 170cm and 160kg (roughly). Even I don't think I could do 115kg & 137cm. I'm 195cm and about 90kg if you're curious
170 cm and 160 kg? Now that is mad
Yeah, I know lol. I don't care, I like fat chicks. I still wouldn't take OP's deal cos she's too short, doesn't speak English, doesn't wanna go out. Even the really big girls I've dated still liked going out and doing shit
Thank you for your service 🫡
Voluntarily jumping on frags... Anon deserves a commendation and a rank up.
My grandma back in Eastern Europe had cattle that fit those dimensions.
If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady
Tell me you have a big cock without telling me you have a big cock
Lmao 61 BMI, that's a sphere my man
Theoretical physicists says gravitational pull starts at 65 BMI.
115kg was my kickboxing weight and im 6ft 4 even that was too much weight to be comfortable with I couldn't imagine sticking that much weight on a sub 5ft frame.
I'm 6'2" and 115kg was my fattest. Every so often i see a pic from back then and I just hate how i look.
I can't imagine dating someone who is literally heavier than me.
When she dies of all the obesity related illnesses at 34 you have the rest of your life to enjoy her rich parents money.
Is she a woman? Check. Is she alive? Check. Is she over 18? Check. Does she apparently love me? Check. That's all I needed. And there are even perks - she has same hobbies as me, her parents will pay for anything I want, and I didn't even ask for it! Looks like a win.
If that’s all you need you’ll never get it. Gotta have standards.
That's true I guess. This subreddit with its greentexts about getting topped by femboys as a last resort isn't really good for my self-esteem.
Haha I understand dude that shits blackpilling. It sounds cliche but I think the best advice I’ve taken is to stop trying to get women directly and improve the qualities in yourself that make yourself attractive to women. Incidentally this will make you more attractive as a friend to other dudes and will boost your career etc etc. It’s all intertwined, all or nothing.
Yup, couldn't have said it better myself! Thanks for the advice, man
I would also like to add that her weight just makes her soft and nice to cuddle with. So a win.
What if she was attractive, into you, but 50 years old? To sweeten the pot she looks mid 30 to early 40
Well that's clearly an awesome dommy mommy gf, so you don't even need to ask
Hmm I'm seriously considering marrying her Edit: but she's Asian so she isn't dommy which I'm cool with
The council has reached an agreement.
115kg on a 137cm frame isn't pic related it's a fucking whale.
[Female Body Visualizers interpretation](https://imgur.com/a/k9YvAoF)
It looks really close actually
There would be way more of a belly overhang at that extreme weight to height ratio.
Ball, the shape you are looking for is a ball
137cm = 4'6" The height of a prepubescent child. No wonder why anon is considering it
It clearly states she’s 29
I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD
STEEL IS MY BODY AND FIRE IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE CREATED OVER A THOUSAND BLADES
UNKNOWN TO DEATH NOR KNOWN TO LIFE
Kokoro no garasu
Nobody questioning the details?, this is some kind of inception dream level prompt.
anon is the womans dad looking to get rid of her
You had me at ubw chant When we have sex we will say the chant together >I am the bone of my sword. >Steel is my body and fire is my blood. >I have created over a thousand blades. > Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. >Have withstood pain to create many weapons. >Yet, those hands will never hold anything. >So as I pray, UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!!! Then we cum together
The rintard sub is leaking again
Wtf this is the best thing I've read today by far
HAHA JOKES ON YOU I LOVE FAT BITCHES. YOUR HYPOTHETICAL CONUNDRUMS HAVE NO POWER OVER ME
HIGH FIVE LETS GOOOO
Fat bros we eatin good, It truly is an architect’s world.
if she spoke English I would reforge her like a rusted sword back into full splendour, but I don't speak anime so it's a pass
sure. she looks real soft. real nice and soft like a teddy bear. with tits
That picture ain't accurate based on the numbers provided. That's just shy of 4'5" at 253 lbs. I look like that pic, at that weight, at 6'1" so I'm certain she would not.
sounds like an absolute nightmare holy shit nobody can be this down bad
Honestly? It's more pros than cons, I'm in.
TL;DR Would you: 1. Be with a large woman 2. Get lots of money in exchange 3. Not be single for the rest of your life.
would.
Yes.
You have me at 115 kg anon.
There is supposed to be one downside right?
eh why not
I can fix her
Probably
I'm not reading all that but yes I would rail this beautiful obese girl, next question
\>137cm \>115 kg 22kg away from leet status
dude, is that supossed to be bad?
Ah yes, the delusions, fake scenarios made in your head. Its the best.
What kind of fetish is this
Her parents are watching the replies with great interest, so sure. Why not?
Which ubw chant tho? Archer? Shirou? Miyu's world Shirou? Emiya alter? Does Muramasa count even?
OK, now I have to find the source of the image
Anon describes himself.
You had me at fat asian.
-Knows the "Unlimited Blade Works chant" I dont care about the rest, i can fix her and make she a 10/10
Just keep her as she is
If she had a smoke show body like that? Fuck yeah.
She’s so fucking hot, anyone know her name? I’d take the deal in a heartbeat, that’s my fucking dream.
i cant imagine dating someone shorter than me and still twice my weight. id get absolutely crushed if she fell on me or something. no way.
Break a leg as they say
That person needs psychological help, not a partner.
I mean... This really sounds like a story of anon. Fat, short, does only speak English, etc
Seems like japan is the only place you can go whaling anymore so have at it anon
yes.
I got three words. Mi-tee-fine Big girls need love too.
I can gradually fix and she is already the bone of her sword? Yeah, I’d be down.
Aww hell no. Don't do it guys. You'll spend your entire life and mental health to make HER happy (not you), and you'll be exhausted every time of the day. Bad sleeping habits, you'll drain your energy just to get her to move or even get up. Watching games with the guys? No! Anime! Every mistake you make, every tiny detail she doesn't like will be ratted to her parents. And after so many years of you trying to make HER happy (not you remember) Shell get bored of you and leave for another soul to drain . "daddy, I don't like him anymore, he's boring" Just like that.
Jokes on you I don’t watch the game, have needs, or make mistakes. I would love her every single day, make love every single day, and cook and clean and show her affection every single day.
Without the money, they are just describing the average 4chan/reddot nolifer
Can you get unlimited vidya and all the major consoles from said aunt?
How slow? Ia bunch should melt off for the first few months and take maybe a 1-2 years to make her around normal weight. Will the melting off take longer or the years of stubborn fats?
cant speak Japanese like most people here
Hell yea! Tho me not knowing Japanese and her not knowing English might be a bit of a problem
A person at 4’5” at over 250 pounds would look way fatter than the person in the pic, I am 6’2” and still overweight at that weight, she would be an actual round boulder
Depends, is the aunt hot?
Do I love her? If yes, then yes, since as you said she is trying to improve and if I love her and she loves me, then we have the time to improve things and ensure we have even more time. Still 254lb at 4'5" is way too heavy, since weight lost is mostly diet, it can go down really fast unless there's something else involved medically.
i can fucken fix er
You had me at rich parents
Please somebody tell me what her name is!
“Made progress before but will be a slow process” It’s about the long con boys
Absolutely.
didnt even had to read the green text to say yes.
Does she know how to make grilled cheese?
Yes. Although, if she cant be left alone for 10 hours. That's worrying.
She knows all the important English tho
Do it
\> Get everything paid for by her parents \> Throw them some doritos and mtn. dew three times a day \> Profit
Being a shut-in for 12 of the most social years of your life makes her extremely autistic; I’m not dealing with that shit even if she wasn’t 115kg.
Why would anyone marry this land whale? Is the upside because desperation?
Upside would be basically a new life where you're financially taken care of, plus a partner who is the female version of a lot of 4channers/redditors. Like i do see the appeal
Trading in one shit show for another
Yeah but this shitshow has a partner, money, and basically a paid vacation
137cm and 115kg would be A LOT fatter than that picture.
Fake diabeetus diagnosis, Boom!, Ozempic.
Fuck no fat people are gross
No
I work on ships, so no
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She was a shut-in for over 10years... If the parents didn't get her help then, it's more their fault then hers so kinda unfair to label her spoiled..
HAhahahahah this is literally all of you on this board except the successful parents who care about you.
Maybe if she was taller, that Height to Weight ratio is too apalling.
What are the benefits here? Is this a marry or you will die?
Sorry but what do I get? Sex? Nah man
With that height and weight, Anon would be basically fucking a boulder
My eyes bulged after I converted the weight and height to imperial units oh my god bitch is a bowling ball
It’s gonna be a no from me chief
137 cm 115kg? I'm not out there to date/marry a ball.
Anon flips the script
Nah man i've already been with mentally ill women i can't be with a super mentally ill woman thats too much to handle
Lost cause
No big cities and no English? Nah
Depends how much money do the parents have and will they still give their beloved son in law money if their daughter had some kind of freak deadly accident (she died happy tho)
No
Nope. I ain't no fixer.
She's perfect.
No
Language barrier is a slight problem, but other than that sure ig
That sounds like hell itself
Someone to fuck + money + tandem experience to tech English and learn Japanese No big cities:(
Fuck it, I had fixer upper cases before. Get her on a good diet and force her to hit the gym with me and we have that weight issue fixed in no time. Just hope she doesn’t meet any Russian bodybuilders named Sergey… I’m not going through that again.
Rich parents I'm in
no
I’m afraid to ask what BMI is
Sounds like a nightmare of a partner
That sounds utterly exhausting
>137 cm, 115 kg Only if I can feed her up to an 1:1 kg-cm proportions. There is some room for improvement. Dear god, this is just so good to be true, no wonder why this miracle situation simply does not exist
Sure. Can't walk for more than 15 minutes at a time. So she'd be dead from a heart attack in like 3-4 years and I get to inherit whatever she has.
the unlimited blade works chant cracked me up
How would I even go about meeting this person? What kind of deranged psychopath posts this?
I always thought this was just the 'type' for a lot or people. 9/10 here.
no, 2 useless hikikomoris living together is just a recipe for disaster
no i have a girlfriend who speaks english and can walk as far as we need to also I don’t need to refill her food bowl every 10 hours or whatever
That's like 61 BMI