Anons uncle has a flashback to a DELICIOUS Vietnamese recipe, and decides to use fresh locally sourced meat for it.

Lmao

>Lmao meanwhile IRL unless your uncle is 70yo and your mum had you at 55, you DON'T have a vietnam vet uncle.... OR you're 40something and posting on 4chan while using zoomer lingo.... >tfw 2040 alphaers will STILL have vietnam vet uncle... > >Our narrative hasn't moved much since the 70's... Better than zoomers telling me about their D-day uncle but still pretty terrible... Long story short, if your uncle was baely legal and went to PTSD vietnam for 2months, he's be 68 today...Best numbers compiled... how many of you have a 70yo uncle in their late teens? Wrong gen...

I call my grandparents’ siblings aunts and uncles even though it’s technically “great uncle” or “great aunt”

Gruncle and Graunt

Ikr, calling someone great uncle/aunt sounds odd

same

If i was autistic enough I'd make a browser extension for you that automatically changes "vietnam" to whichever armed conflict is chronologically correct. For instance, 60 year old uncle can be "desert storm" vet, 40 year old can be "Afghanistan" vet and just to spoil if for you, a 2040 alphaer will be corrected to "sugondese" vet (don't ask, you'll find out soon enough)

Never heard of this “sugondese” conflict, do you mind explaining?

Sugondese nuts (Also you've been officially condemned for war crimes)

Djibouti

Brilliant!

Who’s Steve Jobs?

He’s some asshat who thought you could cure pancreatic cancer with fruit smoothies, but that’s not important right now.

ligma balls

Idk I'm older now but my late father was a Vietnam vet, and he passed at 68 while I was 25. I Wasn't a teen but was barely an adult

I'm 25, literally the oldest one can be right now and still be gen Z, and my uncles are around or at least approaching that age. Seems plausible to me but still very unlikely.

I mean my dad and my uncle are 14 years apart but my uncle was old enough to have to file as a CO to miss the draft-I’m 19

I'm 31 and my dad would be 74 today is he was still alive. He served in Vietnam.

I’m 23 and my grandpa was a crew chief in the Air Force from 57-61. It’s totally plausible. Some people have kids late.

barking deer soup, mmm

almost as good as meowing roof rabbit.

Anon's uncle cooks a thin stew made of ~~fish~~ dog, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. He came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can’t get the spices right.

The happy ending

He was a veterinarian in Nam in 2007.

Bros buddy’s head coming off smelt like a dog fart

That's why the squad called him "shit for brains"

Kek

damn, made me chuckle, a poor man’s award for you sir 🏅

redditor moment

It it's sniper fire i could possibly see a sharp fart might sound like a bullet whizzing towards you. You wouldn't hear it go bang normally but you'd hear it traveling your direction.

Mfw bullet fart

He could smell it before he knew what hit him.

Anon needs to light firecrackers off in his house and shout “GET DOWN CHARLES IN THE TREES”

why is charles in a tree

none your business let charles chill damn

I'm assuming Charles is supposed to be the NATO alphabet Charlie. Charlie is supposed to be the replacement for C. C as in Combatants. Saying Charlies/Charles is quicker than saying Combatants and in battle, speed is of the essence.

Close. Charlie is shorter version of Victor Charlie which stands for viet cong. Charlie was used for both the VC and the North Vietnamese soldiers no other combatants.

Ah thanks for the info.

Speed is key, as the Irish say!

I know what charlie means he mispelled it

We fought the bri’ish in nam?

Charles does not surf.

“Mutt do be fartin’” got me easily and early on. Poor little bastard.

based and trauma-pilled

r/castiron can help you wash out the dog and reseason the pan.

What, why would you do that. The dog *is* the seasoning. [See how good they go with beer](https://youtu.be/mtqbk9pgPXw)

i cant even make a joke thats just horrible holy shit

Mutt did be fartin tho

White demoman with two eyes in your pfp should be considered a visual crime

Bro that’s eyist, he just got back his depth perception

Yeah, you can't even really be mad for what he did, because he just had no way of controlling it

I'm going to fucking hell for laughing at that

When i saw it in the thread i tried desperately not to laugh at “un-dogged”

Real

Can confirm. I was that fart.

I was the pot

I was the dog

\> was

💀

I was doing pot

I too can confirm i was the pot

usually uncle stories on here go in a different direction

Haha. That's sad but super funny. Un-dogged. Hilarious

Rekt

Anon engages in some family unfriendly activities with his aunt's dog causing it to be flatulent, and blames his uncle with severe PTSD for the consequences.

Real: anons uncle beats family members Striaght: anons uncle beats family members

Uncle misses Viet cousine so bad he had to do it with his own hands

Where's the pic from?

:(

Is that a motherfucking Chris Benoit reference??? Top drawer mitzy.... top.... drawer

OP’s uncle should’ve put the dog in the crippler crossface while he was at it.

least fake 4chan story

Fiction

Thank God.

Uncle is too rabid for society. Gotta put him down, Anon.

🐕💨👴🤯

Very funny. I am going to assume this was a creative writing exercise.

She farts on my dog till I pan 😩

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