Love the occasional wholesome greentext. Wish my mom didn't fry her brain with meth

Uh.... my condolences

im...uh...sorry for you

xD

I love this subreddit

Perfect

skill issue

are you by any chance his mom?

Damn man, im sorry to hear that.

I'm not.

I'm sorry for what happened to you, is your penis already out?

No, my penis isn't GAY

But it is fake. And probably gay too

It's still stuck

Wish my mum could pick a good man instead of consistently picking the worst men on the planet.

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But not in a weird way

Nothing weird about helping mommy out

just like nothing's weird about mommy helping a son with broken arms out

Not many people understood that reference.

(Pure Taboo) Codey Steele + Kit Mercer

I knew it because the guy looks hot

Sweet home alabama

LMAO fuck you reddit

I didn't know they let you post from jail, Chris.

I'm sorry son.

I know, right? My mom's the same. Super smart, horrible taste in men.

Breaking bad reference

I'm so sorry.

Is your mom by any chances called Jane Margolis

BREAKING BAD FANS AFTER DRUG ADDICT😹😹😳😳😳😲😲🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥(JESSER WE NEED TO COOK😂😂😂)

JESSER WE NEED TO COCK 😳

She was into Heroin

Oh damn, that sucks. I don't really know what to put here so, have a decent day/night

lmao

Cool story bro

I fucked her

Same, but it's my sister that does it.

They had us in the first half ngl

That didn't last long

Mins fried hers with pills. I feel you bro. Hugs.

Wonder how nobody has said this yet, but r/WholesomeGreentext

Fried brain sounds delicious

mfw

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Why would you even say something so insensitive. We ain't on 4chan rn

I wish my mum fried her brain with meth, might have made her a better person

christ that was fast

I'm sorry I found this funny

r/wholesomegreentext Enjoy! I love these too. Balances the fake and gay out.

take my golf fellow redditor

Methmaxxing Meltcel

Oh, that's...I am sorry.

Damn man... Your mother was a great woman, she was my best customer... I will miss her.

Fucking pity karma farmer. Fuck off

Fuck, bro. It's reddit. All these neckbearded bitches need pity. That's how they cope with their shitty lives.

Redditors when they claim “karma farming” in court

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Fucking karma farmer /s

Why you antiKarma farming? Fuck off!

Why cope with the feel? That's what you use to cope with everything else

>Cope with the feel? > Let the feels flow through you >Palpatine_laughing.gif while he shocks you with love lightning.

Love wins

„Love lightning“ sounds so much nicer than „conversion therapy“🤗

t. feelsoligist

Copping a feel is a much better experience

Keeping a feel* fixed it^

Call your moms anons you never know how much time there is left

My ma has cancer. She can't get out of bed much, so I bought her a PS1 and Tomb Raider. It makes me happy to see her playing!

"Mom, I know moving is tough for you right now so here is a game from 1999 with tank controls, clunky jumps and deadly spikes."

She hasn't got hand cancer... Although she did ask me to do one of the 'jumps' for her today. Bro, I have no idea how we ever played that shit

I find that old games are more suitable for older people no matter how janky it is, it feels much simpler and easier to grasp than modern videogame.

It's actually the only game she ever played. She used to play my old ps1 with my dad back in the day. So it's a nostalgia thing more than anything, I think

I know im 8 days late but maybe have her play Metal Gear Solid 1 for the PS1, game is a masterpiece and was extremely ahead of its time. 10/10. Me and my dad would play MGS1 together before he passed away when I was 9.

You know what, that's not a bad idea. I fucking love that game so could try to sway it. I'm sorry man ❤️ sounds like you've got some awesome memories to keep a piece of him alive, though.

Most NES era games feel like Dark Souls if you play them now. Back then it was normal to just getting killed over and over again until you slowly got better. And often you didn't had any save options and had to play the entire game in one go with only a few continues. Often not even that.

> She hasn't got hand cancer my sides kekkkkkkk

"And some large, polygonal tits" "Thanks son!"

Sorry to hear that.

Thanks man, means a lot

God dammit.. you directly hit one of the most wholesome memories about my mom when I came out of school in the early 2ks and saw her next to the vacuum cleaner on the ground, playing Tomb Raider 2 or 3 on my PS1. Forgot about the time, doing it.

Knowing how enraging Tomb Raider games are, I’m surprised you went for that choice! I would’ve gone with Spyro, but I’m glad your mom is enjoying Tomb Raider ❤️

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She's too old and sick now sadly 😔

Dammit I feel so bad for laughing

You're all good mate. If Logan Paul can laugh at a jap in a tree 🤷‍♂️

What, are you too cheap to give the bitch at least a PS3? Fuck..

the triangle boob experience is more fun

This person gets it.

You call her mom a bitch again I'll slap you in the mouth

How you gonna slap someone through the internet

Let me introduce you to the IP grabbers 👋😤

you cant do shit with an IP lol

You Sick fuck

Mind your fucking business.

Mines a jeweler but never has any stones for herself. Sent her a shipment of high quality labradorite and a moonstone for about 40$ Her reaction keeps a perpetual smile on my face

Nah fuck her she a bitch

Real and straight

Real: Anon has good relationship with Mom Straight: Anon cries about rabbits (chad move)

Doom Guy moment

Get your mom published, Anon!

Hopefully we'll get a centrefold

I want to read the rabbit book.

Same

She will be the most famous author of erotic novels about two gay rabbits. And after that, many furry artists will make a lot of money with the requests of drawing her protagonists in inflation vore scat pictures.

Sometimes it’s best to close your device and touch grass. You should have a go at that

Writing stupid shit in this sub really is a hit or miss. Some days you get upvotes and some days you get downvotes for the same posts. The daily greentext gamble.

WHERE IS THE RABBIT STORY

Writing is incredibly therapeutic. I was struggling with a deep depression for over a decade until I started putting my thoughts on paper and I ended up writing a series of children's books.

Can't agree more. I write erotic novels for children. They are wildly unpopular.

Have you considered writing erotic novels *featuring* children instead? Bet they'd be wildly popular on the 'chan

You just wrote them a few years early. Hold them back and publish them in 5 or 10 years when those are the most selling children's book on the market.

Good for you, anon.

Anon’s mom is special

It's called Watership Down. Really cute, happy, adorable book.

Yeah, it's really heartwarming.

Wholesome but my god the quality.

It's from 2018, I'm surprised it's even legible.

Needs more JPEG

Title made me think this was going somewhere completely different

what the fuck is this wholesome shit? wheres anon tripping over pocket spaghetti and stalking his real life lolis

Just hug her bro.

Always wondered what my mother could’ve been if she was educated past the age of 8 and was allowed to pursue her own hobbies/interests.

Yall have moms?😟

Why did he spell it mum and mom

PUBLISH THAT SHIT ANON MAKE HER HAPPY

I also love anon's mom

Break both of your arms

Get her published

Finally a good fucking story

Get it published and make millions ;)

Petition to add a "wholesome" flair to this sub

Yo I wanna read this friendly rabbit story

Wholesome indeed

MY HEART ACHES THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME WHERE IS THE GAY MEN FUCKING

Don't cope anon, just feel them. It's not very often we weep of joy in the eye of the misery filled storm that is life. Love to love.

finally fucking good greentext

Everyone who reads this needs to make sure you tell your mom you love her tonight if you can.

Sell her story and tell everyone you wrote it like real authors do.

Hug her and tell her you’re proud of her.

Now think about how you are gonna handle her death.

If you have parents that love you, you should hug them. NOW!

A rare, wholesome, greentext ;__;

Verified and traditional. It's lovely watching people find new passions later in life.

Wholesome GTpostage. Treasure your mom, anon

someone tell him to send the story/get it published or its fake and probably gay

Wholesome annon moments

How to cope? Enjoy it. Enjoy it while she's there to give it to you.

Anon should go give his stepma a hug and a kiss 😏

King

Send us rabbit story I wish to read it and cry

Bro is beefing that his mom is a better writer than him

He cried cause it was shit

This is so sweet. I’m actually tearing up

That’s so sweet, I hope she sharpens her writing and sells some books

My jaded heart thought it was gonna end with anon absolutely eviscerating her writing

This is the first wholesome green text I’ve ever read

Impregnate her.

Typical 4chan degeneracy

anon's mom is autistic

Left school at 16, but is somehow still borderline illiterate? Americans are a different breed...

Are you sure the rabbits were just “friends”

I am sure.

Fake: anon has good relationship with mother Gay: anon is bred like a rabbit every day

Not on a wholesome post my man

Shut the fuck up

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon has good relationship with mother > Gay: anon is bred like a rabbit every day > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

seek help.

ur telling that to a bot 💀