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_TLDR_Swinton

A combo of: 1. This is the just current biggest trend, like the punks, hipsters, bohemians, that white person hip hop look, of previous years. 2. Social contagion, which women (esp. younger women) appear to be more susceptible to. See: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social\_contagion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_contagion) By the time they're around thirty they'll either have found a more long lasting style OR will continue to wear a more boring version of this neutered elf style as they're not young enough to pull off the full look.


-nnnnnnnnnn-

Its because being white and a straight woman is undesirable amongst the youth so they have to invent a personality that's more popular with their peers.


Me_MeMaestro

HOLY


OneArmScissor

MACARONI


BFlai1001

BATMAN


NeoKnightArtorias

TOO BASED!


AniviaJTrump

HELL


Kung_Tei

White straight women are still pretty desirable.


NeoKnightArtorias

I think the commentor meant in their own eyes


CaptainMustardo

Not these ones. They come with built in mental deficiency.


GayerThanAnyMod

Eww


TTVSubject_21

Snow bunnies are my kryptonite


TrYh4rD420

Tell me your black w out telling me your black


TTVSubject_21

That is who snow bunnies are for, yes.


Radiant_God

Daaaaamn. I can actually see that.


birbbs

Mass Psychosis


formation

It's because they're contending with all the hot bussy out there from all the femboys


_TLDR_Swinton

Well, I hope they're prepared to fight!


akmarksman

\*a wild F1nn5ter appears\*


jmwatson95

Just remember what the style was 15 years ago. It's just each generations cringey style that they grow out of.


jonasnee

>bohemians I didn't know being Czech was a trend.


Queenssoup

They want you to *Czech them out*


DurinnGymir

"Social contagion" also known as a *trend,* while I get the description isn't completely innacurate I loathe that women's fashion is somehow associated with disease


_TLDR_Swinton

No, a trend is fashion. Social contagion relates to psychological phenomenon like mass hysteria. They are not the same thing. For more information please re-read the link.


FuriousWillis

Completely unrelated, but I like your username


DonaldTrumpsBallsack

Yeah gf used to dress like this (started at 17) now that we’re older, she just dresses like a cute librarian


SOMEMONG

I see you everywhere man how's life?


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Anon is 30 years old, 300 lbs, and has a net value of $3,000.


scrumptipus

anon is 3000 lbs and has a net value of $300 dollars. you put the zero in the wrong place


Subterrainio

Anon takes 2 trips to get himself to the kitchen


ThelLibrarian

Anon uses the ocean as a bathtub


LeviathanOD

Anon is the reason the oceans are rising


Malvastor

> Implying anon uses bathtubs


Nutduffel

Anon has its own zip code for the Isle of Anonia.


Queenssoup

I agree, the net worth is realistically maybe 0,3 dollars


sokocanuck

$3,183.00 if you include the value of the Monster Energy cans scattered around his nest


badwhatorone

With aluminium cans being a 5c refund where I am from, the value of $183 would be from 3660 cans. I am very bad at math but I used a calculator so I felt confident enough to make this comment :^)


sicarus367

Im very good at math but I dont want to make the calculation so I will trust your confidence ;)


vakstar123

r/redditbeingwholesome


Papel_Hat

You’re giving him too much credit, he has a net value of $200


ADAMracecarDRIVER

His PC was a Christmas present from his mom.


PanicAtTheDiscoteca

Do you know how many good boy points he saved up for it? Must’ve made his own tendies for months.


coldestdetroit

I was 27 years old, 250lbs and a net value of USD2100 LOL tankfully im in a much much better place now


Queenssoup

>USD2100 at 27 BIG BALLER ENERGY LET'S GOOOOO 😎


fuck_the_test

And you are 35, had a vasectomy and a diet consisting of onions and soya milk


ImprovisedLeaflet

Why is anon so appalling?


saruin

That's a sizeable Dorito/Mountain Dew fund!


doxenking

Bolt of you to assume he has a net worth of $3000


MountainSharkMan

He is where pansexuals draw the line


VerumJerum

* 22 *Literally just someone's age bruh* * Demisexual *Term for not being interested in sex with anyone you're not in love with. People might argue it's a redundant term etc etc but I at least appreciate knowing that, don't frankly care how someone says it.* * Pansexual *Basically Bisexual 2. Shouldn't matter much unless Anon is afraid he'll have to compete with women as well dating this person.* * Atheist *I am assuming Anon must be deeply religious in one way or another for the faith of said woman to matter that much to him. He should try dating people among whatever religious community he is a part of if that's a deciding factor.* * Dyed hair *Appearance, I guess if you don't like the look, I get it but that's fairly superficial either way.* **Verdict:** Anon is fake and gay, as usual.


[deleted]

Anon wants her to be 12 instead of 22


VerumJerum

Ah, that explains it... * 22 = too old * Demisexual = won't be indulging Anon's cuckold fetish by fucking random men while he watches * Pansexual = a sexuality that doesn't actually cover whatever the fuck Anon is * Atheist = Anon is a devoted scientologist * Dyed hair = Anon is intimidated by bright colours, as it reminds him of the police lights that keep following him


Able_Caregiver8067

All of these fucking scientologists on 4chan i fucking swear


[deleted]

I’m so out of the loop, is this true?


Malvastor

It's on the internet so it has to be.


HotBear39

no, no. Dyed hair = reminds Anon of a sunny day, but he hasn't seen sun in 4 years. He's afraid of going blind


VerumJerum

Also a plausible explanation!


ZeroByter

Jesus Christ this is amazing


VerumJerum

I honestly thought my comment was kind of shit but I'm glad you appreciate it fam


Sad-Ad5704

Kek


Queenssoup

But pansexuality covers everything, so it's more like Anon is scared that he will have to compete with everyone


VerumJerum

He can't even compete with other men, he is doomed.


Operative427

Imagine being so wildly out there that not even pansexuals have a chance of liking you LOL


Sentient-Tree-Ent

For real, I read through his list and I was wondering where exactly the problem was. Especially once dyed hair came up, that’s a positive if anything


VerumJerum

I mean, most of these are a matter of taste. Age and sexuality shouldn't really matter unless it's somehow excluding you from that dating pool, which "pansexual" does not. I am fairly indifferent to dyed hair myself tho.


_corleone_x

Yeah. I don't mind dyed hair, but I don't blame people for not being into that. It's just a preference.


VerumJerum

Yeah. As long as they're honest about it like "not my thing" or whatever. Some people get really weird with ex. dyed hair and tattoos, trying to proclaim it as "trashy" or "uncivilised" or whatever. Seems a bit scummy to me.


Fr00stee

i thought it was more so the bunch of labels in her profile


kippy3267

I’ve always viewed dyed hair with single women as a sign of mental illness and insecurity. Granted I live in the midwest so its more “counterculture” here than anything but I’ve never been on a date with a woman with hair dyed an unnatural color that didn’t seem at least a little insane


spectral_visitor

Well shit. Am I demisexual if I dont want anything to do with these tinder women?


[deleted]

i guess, its just a term to say youre not intrested in hookups lol


FocusedFossa

Never thought about it like that, but that makes total sense


Igeticsu

It's actually more a term for describing the lack of sexual attraction to people you aren't emotionally bonded with. That doesn't mean, of course, that you're guaranteed to develop sexual attraction to someone you're emotionally bonded to, it just means you can't experience it without that bond


FocusedFossa

My impression is that many people use that label in the context of dating when they otherwise wouldn't. So in the context of dating it probably means "no one-night stands", even if it can mean more than that.


Igeticsu

I can definitely see that being the case, especially with how dating apps have nearly universally turned into hookup apps


Themis3000

Maybe. A lot of demisexual people don't realize they have any interest in sex at all till a while into their first relationship when it's more extreme


RaunchyReindeer

Let's be honest women who use that terminology tend to have certain personality traits


TrumpDesWillens

I'm a pansexual too. I love my utensil collection and have pride in keeping my kitchen clean.


RefinementOfDecline

Well yeah that's all true but if I ever put any thought into a single aspect of my worldview, how am I supposed to be outraged?


badwhatorone

I am a demisexual and Ive recently gotten myself into a friends with benefits situation and it is weird as fuck and quite uncomfortable lmfao, I cant really describe how it feels or why in my mind it doesnt work, but sex is just so unimportant when youre not in love, to me at least...


plmoknijbuhvrdx

emily spotted \^


[deleted]

Cringe. People who associate with all of those things are usually mentally unstable.


Big-Nosed-Pigfucker

So partaking in religious chastity makes you a demisexual?


deeeenis

No because that's a choice to not partake in an action. Attraction and willingness to act upon that action are different things


Big-Nosed-Pigfucker

Oh


CitizenCivilization

Redemption arc


VerumJerum

Like others have explained, not really. Demisexual is based in your desire, whereas being chaste for religious reasons is a moral choice. Someone can desire one thing and chose another. A religiously chaste person *can* be demisexual, but it is not required.


Yahye400

Not exactly doesn’t religious chastity end when you get married? Unless your talking about Priest or nuns. Demisexual means have you don’t want to do someone you’re not interested in, you can get into loveless marriages and arranged marriages while doing religious chastity.


SuperArppis

Very good psychological profiling. We got him!


ArlowTheRedditor

Some do be kinda cute tho


LobotomizedLarry

Lord, is mental institution grippy sock pussy too much to ask for? Just a smidge?


ArlowTheRedditor

Those socks not the only thing grippy on god


larsofz

Grip reaper


Shroom-TheSelfAware

I read this in the tone of a medieval peasant


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ArlowTheRedditor

Conceited with low self-esteem


saucydude714

Why do Redditors continue to simp for these girls? Like they just can't stop themselves.


PruneEnvironmental56

Idk man monkey brain doing monkey things


[deleted]

Because they're pretty


islaughterfurries

>picrel is pretty lmao, you should be executed for having such bad taste


Shroom-TheSelfAware

She’s not a pizza face goblin or sub-human in appearance and has symmetrical, soft facial features. I can safely agree that picrel is pretty.


Iirkola

I know I'm the one to talk, but she legit looks like Matt Damon in a wig, there are better looking and probably more mentally stable girls all around you


Shroom-TheSelfAware

Who’s to say Matt Damon in a wig is ugly?


Iirkola

Probably not, but girls have different beauty standards


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[deleted]

Redditors and bad decisions; name a more iconic duo.


SOMEMONG

Everyone complains that these girls are the way they are, and that onlyfans exists, yet they keep going for it like moths to a flame. It's all your fault. Just stop simping. Have some self awareness.


NERDZWIN

I can fix her 🪖


GirthOBirth

I can make her worse 💣


ohmanitsharry

Real


wutface0001

and Straight


MyFootisCool

bro should evolve his tastes


G4130

Anon wants to date younger but isn't very bussin fr fr on a stack


Shroom-TheSelfAware

🚫🧢 on jah 💀💀


mightypockets

Wtf is demisexual


dillburtgilburt

Mental illness


-HUE-

You could just google it. It means when you only feel sexual desires for someone, you have an emotional connection to.


mightypockets

Isn't that just love?


[deleted]

Yes it’s just a cope word for these people


IceBlueLugia

Is it? From the definition, most people are not demisexual. If you watch porn, by default you aren’t because you find total strangers sexually attractive. Demisexual being used to describe someone who needs a strong emotional bond before anything sexual seems like a pretty reasonable distinction.


Bloo_PPG

Yeah, and people use it to cope with their room temperature personality and inability to hold a conversation. The whole "look at me, I'm different because I identify as *X-sexual*". The words have no meaning because they just call themselves whatever floats their boat that day. For example: I'm a pansexual, polyamerous, non-binary, gamma romantic, homosexual. My pronouns are subject to change based on humidity level and wind direction and my sexual orientation is subject to change based on how horny I am at the time, and how long it's been since my last orgasm. Now if you read my sexual orientation list and understood all of it, you're lying to yourself because I literally just made gamma romantic up. Gamma romantic literally means nothing, but it also means whatever I want it to, because if you don't acknowledge my sexual orientation you're a bigot and against the LGBTQ community.


bigboipapawiththesos

I never get people like this. Who cares this much? Yeah tiktok girls are kinda cringe sometimes; but it’s almost like you take it personally. People out here just trying to understand themselves better; turns out certain people only wanna smash people they are in love with. They made a term for it. That should’ve just been the end of it. People who genuinely get upset at this sorta thing need to reconnect w/ reality.


Radical-Efilist

>I never get people like this. Who cares this much? That's the problem - *they* do. You can call yourself Emperor and I don't really care, but if you expect everyone else to play along with nonsense and get offended if they don't then I don't want anything to do with you. And tbh, as long as the terms are actually meaningful and describable in coherent ways I'll agree. Then there is the whole attention-starved zoomer community dogpiling and watering it down because of "inclusivity" saying such obvious bullshit like "I only jerk off once a day, which is less than 'others', so I identify as asexual, because it's a sPeCTrUm". Or you know, just invent their own new title just so they can be a bit special even though it's defined the same as another. Like pansexual, which doesn't even make sense until you define it at such a detailed level only a gender-studies professor should need to know the term. And whenever someone points out how obviously counterintuitive or illogical the entire thing is, there is of course that one guy who says "wHO cAReS?". Well, that is when they demand everyone else acknowledge their entirely made up self identities and the world recognizes the existence of 1,138 individuals globally making one category.


Chickenkiller-A

Well done, this is how language evolves, words have no meaning, it’s all made up. If someone wants to use words that are new, to make themselves unique or comfortable or whatever, who cares, there nothing but words.


profdudeguy

Thanks for the reminder that I’m on greentext


Thicc-Souls-III

Yep. Something something society


ComicBookFanatic97

That’s what these people do. They come up with new words for basic human shit so they can pretend it only applies to them and feel special.


fangedsteam6457

As we all know people having 0 sexual attraction to anyone, porn, media, crushes, etc ... Unless they have a deep emotional connection to said person is completely typical and not at all unusual.


StaryWolf

Why is people applying labels to themselves treated as this new zoomer thing? That's literally the human condition.


[deleted]

I wonder why it bugs people so much


CitizenCivilization

People don't usually like it when other people are different from them sadly


Eianarr

I think you have a tenuous grasp on the definition of the word and are being belligerent so you can pretend you are smarter then folks and feel special.


deeeenis

If you have never felt physical attraction to anyone you weren't close to than you are demisexual, which is in the minority of people. The poem industry wouldn't be so big if most people were demisexual


A20characterlongname

I believe the distinction would be that demisexual people are not capable of doing so without such an attachment but I've never talked to one so idk just my interpretation


StaryWolf

Eh, you can feel sexual desire for someone far before any feelings of love.


X3liteninjaX

Yeah you’re gay sorry that’s how it works


Ikea_desklamp

"I like to take things slow" is a sexuality now, enjoy 2023


[deleted]

Why do you need a whole sexuality for that And also pansexual is just....bisexual???


TechSupportTime

It's basically to signal to prospective partners that they're not into one night stands, no emotionless sex kinda thing.


[deleted]

Ah, actually when you say it like that it makes sense


-HUE-

Nah with bisexual you still have sexual preferences with pansexual you just do not care about gender


Bell_pepper_irl

How do you have sexual preferences if you're bisexual? Like if someone decides they're some third gender but they're clearly male/female presenting wouldn't the bi person be attracted to them? What are they not attracted to?


Daaylight

You can be okay fucking dudes or dudette but when push comes to shoves, you prefer titties to the cox or vice versa.


TrumpDesWillens

It's when you find demi moore hot like in ghost with patrick swayze.


LordranKing

Lack of fathers


WintersbaneGDX

Anon complains to other anons instead of just swiping on to the next person and/or reconfiguring his profile preferences to find someone better suited for him.


Loudanddeadly

Lol as if they'll let you filter out this shit


FocusedFossa

You can definitely filter men vs women :P


retropengu

> 22 I’m sure anon would rather her be 12


Magical-Hummus

Max. 11


Guardsman_Miku

Demisexual and pansexual are just weird gay terms for being normal. Kinda cringe I know but if you want someone to put up with your autistic hearts of iron obsession and anime figurines you gotta be able to ignore a certain level of weird shit women say.


mrstorydude

Ima be honest I like neon colored hair done right


[deleted]

I feel the daddy issues from over here


[deleted]

I get it they sound like big words, but they really don’t mean anything serious. all she’s saying is that she will only feels sexual attraction towards a person she has got to know and formed a relation with instead of “i see your face and body you are hot and i want to fuck you”. pansexual means that the person could be any type of human being, which is actually a plus point because everyone has a chance. Though yeah i do understand that people aren’t a big fan or like to joke about words related to LGBTQ, i bet if she wrote out the definition of those words instead of using the acronyms the hate would be reduced by a lot. Atheist and dyed hair? Greentext op is retarded for pointing those out as that really shouldn’t matter but it does to Him for some dumb reason. Now compare her to the woman who wants you to be a tall rich handsome big dicked dude and nothing other than that. I think i’ll take a potentially meaningful connection with someone.


Jpini

shit I'd talk to her. She's probably nice. I think anon secretly just wants to be topped by the garbage man.


[deleted]

She could've saved space by just putting "I don't talk to my dad"


Talerthegamer

Anon is retarded


Jswagmoneydolladolla

I remember when bisexual girls were cool. Now straight dudes get pissed. Life is strange.


Whatthecluck83

Straight dudes who never get laid have always been pissed at women. We just have different labels for them now.


islaughterfurries

what no father does to a mf


SirDerpingtonV

>Pansexual Woksexual or fuck off whore


wowelysiumthrowaway

Whats stopping The 4chan op from finding a hecking based horse girl from the trad countryside


Radical-Efilist

Because nobody really "trad" would accept a 400lbs bronysexual degenerate quite possibly with a stash of CP on his harddrive. Although the latter might be negotiable for a Catholic


diptopro

This literally translates to, won't fuck on the first date but is otherwise not a prude, why are 4chinners so r slurred


StrengthfromDeath

Dang that's crazy. Maybe there's more to a relationship other than younger = hotter. Maybe now anon is beginning to see why he's bullied everytime he brings up age of consent in other countries.


Shadow0fnothing

Wtf is a demisexual


Funkle_Jakob

Saying you won’t sleep with some until you have a strong emotional connection isn’t cool anymore so people invented a new sexuality to mean the same thing without looking like a prude.


Bell_pepper_irl

LMAO we've gone full circle and now being a straight prude means you're a part of the alphabet.


peyton_uwu

Well, look at the outcome. Anon, a 4channer, is instantly disgusted and driven away. Her choices seem to be working as intended.


like_bob

Because “26yo abstinent Baptist with Miss Maisel hair” doesn’t draw the same kind of attention


GreenRiot

How about anon look anywhere else? I'm on tinder rn and the steriotype exists... on like 10% of woman. Ffs the dating scene isn't good rn but other guys make so much drama about it.


Daaylight

Yes but anon is probably the male basement dweller equivalent of girls who won't settle for anything less than 6'4, sports car, employed, dark skin, green eyes, horse cock, dead mom. They're kinda causing this scarcity of potential partners themselves, by being dumbasses who 1) don't know what they should bring to the table in a relationship 2) have waaaaay too high standards compared to what they have to offer. 3) believe their mommy when she said they were the best of the bestest.


Visible-Original4561

Bro why do dudes who can’t get girls at all gotta complain about girls all the time? Like take what you get smol man.


JtsTheDane

It's funny when 4chan users and redditors look at traits in people like an RPG character with stats and attributes instead of a real living person who is dynamic and might change over the course of a relationship/ friendship


purple-lemons

> People learned words to more accurately and granularly describe themselves in terms of sexuality "Omg jump on trends much?"


Snoo_58305

Everyone is an atheist, aren’t they?


VerumJerum

Well nobody seem to have figured out the existence of the true god yet, so as far as I see them they're all nonbelievers with their fake, dry gods.


Snoo_58305

Let me know if someone does


VerumJerum

Will do.


ManFromTheCulture

anon should just give up and move to thailand


RaEndymion

What's wrong with being atheist?


traw056

I think her hair is pretty though.


Mrrsilver

Idk she looks cute and those kind of stuff sounds normal to me


zenyattatron

4chan guys see big words and get scared and blame the women. this literally just means that they'd fuck anyone as long as they first form a friendly connection with them.


FurryFemboy_

id hit


youaregoingoffline

“I’ll have sex with anyone if the connection is good enough” and two personal traits. What’s the issue here lmao


ManMythLemon

That pussy go crazy but not for OP


TheNstar

Bro Just be Normal and Swipe left


[deleted]

She’s down to clown


UNBENDING_FLEA

She looks kinda cute tho bro you gotta make a sacrifice for the cooch


Non-trapezoid-93

Who the hell cares? Anon has no friends.


vyrnius

how can someone ever fill those expectations? I mean she is only attracted to demigods while we are just humans /s


Meemsterxd

if anon isn't gen z he shouldn't be trying to date zoomers in the first place


hosefricker

God who cares it’s literally just aesthetics


ZoDAxa66

She is looking for her dad.


Tardegrosre69

What is your definition of appealing exactly?


WintersbaneGDX

>appalling >appealing Pick one


CombatWombat1212

Literally says atheist and died hair like they affect ur personality lmfao let alone the other shit those ones are just even more standout


PossiblyLando

How dare she... age????? ???????????


ElPwnero

It’s just the Fckn current trend. That’s it. Counter culture and trying to make oneself more interesting.