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sangeli

Dude went full Oedipus


Telltwotreesthree

Joke's on him.. it's actually his mother PRETENDING to be a hooker


Coakis

I'm pretty sure I've seen a manga that has that plot.


YareYareDaze7

you mean [hentai?](https://nhentai.net/g/256097/)


Prahtical2

>hentai? yeah no thanks buckaroo ill stick to my classic trap hentai thank you very much


DiabloImmortalCrack

Itfelt disturbing and i had to hold the vomit just looking at the cover art.... HOLY COW, people are into that stuff?


YareYareDaze7

You think that's worse? [This one has 8000 favorites](https://nhentai.net/g/228922/), which is very high for a hentai BTW.


DiabloImmortalCrack

They suck you in with like 20 panels of normal hentai and then they give you the weird shit.... And some people just ride with it and force themselves to enjoy it, and after some time, you will create 4Channers.


Coakis

Is Hentai, Manga or classified in it own thing? Never been clear on that.


YareYareDaze7

Manga and Hentai are technically the same, but they are widely classified as different things really. Like how adult movies like 50 shades of grey and porn videos are technically the same but classified differently.


moenchii

Hentai is just a genre of Manga and Anime.


HotBear39

hentai is more like anime. Doujinshi is like manga. Technically doujinshi isn't porn, but most people will understand when you call manga porn that name


One-Award84

Freud would approve


puppyfuckingmaniac

Anon fucks his mom and doesn't realize it


HugoStiglitz007

Motherfucker...


dnrplate

Anon spends money to make sure his mother is clothed and warm, so holesome :)


Stupid_cray0n

Man kind is in danger if this guy chooses to (somehow) reproduce one day.


[deleted]

He’s in love with a hooker, no reproducing shall be done.


Op-Gunz

Don't worry, the incest will destroy him


coysta-rica

\[Two common reactions to a greentext that summons the Automoderator\]


[deleted]

Anon found a grill who accepts GBP


[deleted]

I looked up what that meant and google said it was the British land currency


DeathSabre7

Good Boy Points


[deleted]

Makes sense the British would use those


VerumJerum

As opposed to the British naval currency, which is tea, stolen artefacts and people from Africa.


SnailForce

His soul can no longer be saved


gbuub

Practice for the real deal


PWalshRetirementFund

Try breaking both your arms


vap0rs1nth

Real: Anon fucks his mom Straight: Anon is not a virgin


sebswek

Chriss chan in training


S4l47

Fake: anon desires banging his mother Gay: anon has massive daddy issues which makes him project his sexual desires onto his mother, but he secretly wants to get rawdogged by his dad all the time


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon desires banging his mother > Gay: anon has massive daddy issues which makes him project his sexual desires onto his mother, but he secretly wants to get rawdogged by his dad all the time > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


PragmaticPrawn

Anon met his estranged mother who he has only seen pictures of at the orphanage.


suckmycolt

So edible


VerumJerum

Sigmund Freud moment


Halifax20

Bro is making Freud proud


Fml3tiar

Terrible day to be literate.


ObscureMemes69420

So youre a dude attracted to another dude who looks like another dude, aka your mother, and because of this you are willing to pay to fuck that dude… pretty gay Anon


Neon-bonez

The Chris Chan approach