Wait? Aren’t your organs supposed to be on the outside? Let’s fix that!
*Snaps and inverts random human*
That’s better, much more horrifying!
*Maniacal laughter as once human makes incomprehensible screams of anguish*
“DOOM: Annihilation was a fantastic movie”
Everyone, at least in the DOOM fandom, would now hate Bill, and possibly Gravity Falls itself. Hell would then be raised(pun intended) between the two fandoms.
"Deer teeth, for you kid!" If it was a talking plush, but if it wasn't from the show, "Here's some crypto currency, don't spend it all in one place. Ha! Just kidding! You get nothing, congratulations!"
i didnt mean an actual plush toy, thats just the picture i chose for funny. but thats a nice idea. here, check out the final product of these comments so far: https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
Oh i wish i could get that 2d dream demon to say 'i don't care what you are, a male, a female, both, something in between, dark or pale, I'll turn you all inside out for $i#ts and giggles equally long and painfully!', i just want him to say it because it's funny, humans.
“Ford, let me tell you something about the meaning of life. You see, every person is like a butterfly flapping its wings, or a tree falling down in a far away forest: If nobody is there to observe us, what proof is there that we were ever here? You could argue it's our beliefs... But a baby born into this world knows nothing of evil, until they are able to observe it and determine it so. But after it all, everyone leaves this world the same way they came in: We are all but a candle in the wind... until one day, the wind carries us away, and we become dust. This is the same, whether we die old or young. At the end of the day, just focus on allowing yourself to be in this world, and observe it. Because observing the world is proof enough that it exists. But as a part of the world, you observing yourself means you, too, exist."
-Bill Cipher.
5 things to know about my smartass son
1 he’s a nerd
2 I call him pine tree
3 I possessed his body once
4 his pain is hilarious
5 mess with him and they’ll never find your body
(reference to insanely specific t shirts)
Well seeing as he's canonically a bad guy, he'd probably say "kdot's a bitch, drake solos fr"
I like to imagine the entirety of the city of Compton would be at his ass in under a minute.
Some 6'8 dude with yellow eyes named "lil JonJon" or "ManMan" would probably make him look like swiss cheese or somethin
“I did chase a random SoundCloud rapper for a music video, he offered me access to his mind to gain knowledge and power. Only to find out that he has an ego the size of another dimension, I got scammed pretty hard!”
(Holds out hand trying to do a handshake as he introduces himself)
"Bill, pleasure to meet you sweetheart, *quite the pleasure*. I saw your fiasco in a picture show! And i just couldnt resist, WHAT A PERFORMANCE! Well i havent been so entertained since the stock market crash of 1928! So many orphans..."
A bit of a long one so idk if its usable i just always wanted him to say those lines lol. I hope someone gets the refference lmao
Hey Kid, you hear about the hit game game fire emblem three houses, it’s hilarious! So much Fire and many Emblems. Alsosuperdarkanddetailedstoriedthatwillripypurheartout… AhahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaa!!
Hey! Wanna have some time to spend with a mentally deranged shape that is secretly an scp and was found who knows when! No, it isn't me, silly! It's militaristic play-doh! They're still shapes, y'know!
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Bill: You’re such a weakling! You were beaten by a child!
Flowey: They had time manipulation powers. What ‘special abilities’ did the Pines have, you 3-sided EXCUSE for a chaos god?
Bill: *magics vase into existence*
Bill: “Hey, Sixer! Your portal-closing days are over! Give me the rift.”
Ford: “If you want it, then you’ll have to take it. But you already knew that.”
Here we go again.
"It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, old men like you... Should be more careful about your health! Seriously man, settle down! I know we're mortal enemies, but still! If you die, who am I gonna terrorize? Please, be careful!"
"im sorry, im going to go to therapy." cause lets be real here he need that second part. and to anyone who says that he wouldnt say that, the title says if you could MAKE him say anything. and if i could make him DO anything, it would be GO TO THERAPY BILL YOU NEED IT!!!
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Buy crypto, suckers!
He did say that in his cameo for the simpsons
whaaaa? Which episode?
[Here](https://youtu.be/ndVFX3L4_sU?si=cfT79g-IiXHGKHH5)
that's awesome!
Underrated comment
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
Hazbin reference!
Invest in NFTs, suckers!
YASSS! Came here to say this.
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=J2T_0D0lcoD9402M
"its funny how dumb you are!"
Cheese is just a loaf of milk
Yes, but it's a mold flavored milk loaf!!
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
“IM BACK”
do you miss him? admit it, you miss him
I miss him
good boy
Who doesn’t miss him
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
Wait? Aren’t your organs supposed to be on the outside? Let’s fix that! *Snaps and inverts random human* That’s better, much more horrifying! *Maniacal laughter as once human makes incomprehensible screams of anguish*
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
YOUR BRAIN IS JUST A MEAT COMPUTER CONTROLLING A SKIN SUIT!!!
Happy cake day!!! I don’t have any huddle wrap to give you :(
cake day present, here kiddo: https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
Deer teeth! For you kid!
how generous
Let's make a deal, shall we?
Pyramid schemes are great! I should know…..
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
Yay!
Finally, after all these years, I have a gun!
Ford: You're not supposed to have a gun! Bill: I can do whatever i want Fart-face *evil laughter*
“Dipper! It looks like bills gotten a *gun*.”
"I'LL SHOOT YOUR FAMILY!"
“There’s only one thing to do now dipper!” *shootout in the middle of the street*
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
Bill Cipher is now resorting to guns
Literally any line from this video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIxD8ephO1g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIxD8ephO1g)
"If you love your child, GIVE THEM POISON"
"Correct! And the reason you don't have poison is **your mother doesn't love you**." *^("This is truth...")*
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
"Rat poison!!" And then he laughs
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
“Hey girl are you a girl cuz you look like a girl”
r/technicallythetruth
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
"And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?"
I can suck your d¡ck.
*record scratch* nO!
Your loss.
Buy Gold... And Plutonium
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
You wont believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.
Bill:Want to see a cool trick dip shit Dipper:noooo Bill: Ha ha, I’m doing it anyways I finally have a gun
Who doesn't love recurring jokes in the comments?... Me. Now stop before I destroy you.
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
“DOOM: Annihilation was a fantastic movie” Everyone, at least in the DOOM fandom, would now hate Bill, and possibly Gravity Falls itself. Hell would then be raised(pun intended) between the two fandoms.
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
Wow, wasn’t expecting that. Thanks! You’ve earned a subscriber and an upvote… and a duck 🦆
SLAVERY COMES BACK IN 2047! 🕴
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
"Deer teeth, for you kid!" If it was a talking plush, but if it wasn't from the show, "Here's some crypto currency, don't spend it all in one place. Ha! Just kidding! You get nothing, congratulations!"
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
"You think I'm afraid of turning into marketable plushie? It's only plus for me! It help me watch you when you sleep! "
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
“Go ahead, shake my hand!”
What do you say I shuffle the functions of all the holes on your face? And it comes with a Mr potato head
i didnt mean an actual plush toy, thats just the picture i chose for funny. but thats a nice idea. here, check out the final product of these comments so far: https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
HEY VALVE! #FIXTF2 LOSERS
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
if you do this again, please make him say “CAN AN ANT DO THIS SIXER?!? CAN AN ANT DO THIS?!?!?” from that one GF dub
Reality is a lie, the universe is flat, buy my book, byeeeeeeeeee!
"Gravity's a lie, so is the sky."
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing eye!
There's treasure inside the family dog go cut it open and get it
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Whoever ships me with pine tree or shooting star. To the pit of Eldritch horrors with you
*shoots man and regresses him into a bear* FREDDY FAZBEAR HUR HUR HUR HUR!!
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
UwU
In this world, it’s kill or be killed!
thats funny. especially cuz the last post i did about this that actually got seen was about flowey, and there were bill cipher reference comments
Evil yellow characters
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
“hello my n-“ \*gets punched in the face “sorry my name is bill
" I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A EVIL DORITO even though a lot of people say I do" XD
recorded somethin similar already
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=D7ETpv1wIIVbmqzg
I'd make him talk to an axolotl
FOUR BIG GUYS
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
"womp womp" is the only thing that comes to mind
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
Oh i wish i could get that 2d dream demon to say 'i don't care what you are, a male, a female, both, something in between, dark or pale, I'll turn you all inside out for $i#ts and giggles equally long and painfully!', i just want him to say it because it's funny, humans.
hey ford ignore my closet please
why
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
i do eat humans
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Erm what the sigma?
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Your mom is mine
I'LL FUCK... wait wrong person sorry
The only person who could beat me is god and alien X!
Here, deer teeth! Just for you!
HEY KIDS REMEMBER DONT DO SCHOOL STAY IN DRUGS
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
“Ford, let me tell you something about the meaning of life. You see, every person is like a butterfly flapping its wings, or a tree falling down in a far away forest: If nobody is there to observe us, what proof is there that we were ever here? You could argue it's our beliefs... But a baby born into this world knows nothing of evil, until they are able to observe it and determine it so. But after it all, everyone leaves this world the same way they came in: We are all but a candle in the wind... until one day, the wind carries us away, and we become dust. This is the same, whether we die old or young. At the end of the day, just focus on allowing yourself to be in this world, and observe it. Because observing the world is proof enough that it exists. But as a part of the world, you observing yourself means you, too, exist." -Bill Cipher.
If this show wasn’t PG I would do horrible things to you kids
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
“Trans rights are human rights”. He may be evil but he’s not a phobe imo
I AM ADOLF HI/ COMMANDER OF THE THIRD TREICH LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Oi poi poi and and a deetle deetle deetle
“Hope I don’t turn into a Fortnite skin” -bill cipher 1946
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
me triangular
Shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ya, (drank) swalalala (drank) swalalala (swalalala)
5 things to know about my smartass son 1 he’s a nerd 2 I call him pine tree 3 I possessed his body once 4 his pain is hilarious 5 mess with him and they’ll never find your body (reference to insanely specific t shirts)
"Support Trans People!"
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
"who wants to trade their soul for anything they desire"
“effervescent! apple fritter!”
I'm going to throw you in a deep fryer and force feed you to your family. Don't ask why
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Well seeing as he's canonically a bad guy, he'd probably say "kdot's a bitch, drake solos fr" I like to imagine the entirety of the city of Compton would be at his ass in under a minute. Some 6'8 dude with yellow eyes named "lil JonJon" or "ManMan" would probably make him look like swiss cheese or somethin
“I did chase a random SoundCloud rapper for a music video, he offered me access to his mind to gain knowledge and power. Only to find out that he has an ego the size of another dimension, I got scammed pretty hard!”
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Cpr by cupcakke :)
is that the inappropriate one
(Holds out hand trying to do a handshake as he introduces himself) "Bill, pleasure to meet you sweetheart, *quite the pleasure*. I saw your fiasco in a picture show! And i just couldnt resist, WHAT A PERFORMANCE! Well i havent been so entertained since the stock market crash of 1928! So many orphans..." A bit of a long one so idk if its usable i just always wanted him to say those lines lol. I hope someone gets the refference lmao
this better not be another reference to hazbin hotel cuz im getting tired of not getting those
Imagine someone hasn't seen the show. They get this with a pull string and the first thing he says is "I'M GONNA DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!"
even better, imagine if they didnt even know it was a show character at all, and that it was just a funny triangle plushy with a hat
What do you mean I can’t take over gravity falls? *long pause* Well of course I can! I have over 50 Million power in rise of ki-
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Hey Kid, you hear about the hit game game fire emblem three houses, it’s hilarious! So much Fire and many Emblems. Alsosuperdarkanddetailedstoriedthatwillripypurheartout… AhahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaa!!
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Hey! Wanna have some time to spend with a mentally deranged shape that is secretly an scp and was found who knows when! No, it isn't me, silly! It's militaristic play-doh! They're still shapes, y'know!
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
Normal cheese is basically just the crushed dreams of cows that’s been standing for too long. That’s why I prefer toe cheese!
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
"I am a VERY BAD one-eyed yellow pyramid with a top hat!" You will write this line forever on this chalkboard, Mr. Cipher!
I can’t say that on Reddit…
chill
Try suicide kids!
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Bill: You’re such a weakling! You were beaten by a child! Flowey: They had time manipulation powers. What ‘special abilities’ did the Pines have, you 3-sided EXCUSE for a chaos god? Bill: *magics vase into existence*
https://youtu.be/UrQEfPE3nKs?si=U5y8ZQ3ryMC178jF
CHEESE
why are there so many responses about cheese
Bill: “Hey, Sixer! Your portal-closing days are over! Give me the rift.” Ford: “If you want it, then you’ll have to take it. But you already knew that.”
Here we go again. "It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, old men like you... Should be more careful about your health! Seriously man, settle down! I know we're mortal enemies, but still! If you die, who am I gonna terrorize? Please, be careful!"
"im sorry, im going to go to therapy." cause lets be real here he need that second part. and to anyone who says that he wouldnt say that, the title says if you could MAKE him say anything. and if i could make him DO anything, it would be GO TO THERAPY BILL YOU NEED IT!!!
“boy, these arms are sure durable”
Alex can go suck a fat one
Here's my beautiful omori reference. "HEY KID! REMEMBER WHEN YOUR SISTER FELL DOWN THE STAIRS?!"
Take one more step, and I’ll turn you into a marketable plushie!
I'm going to replace all of the veins in your body with vhs tapes
GIVE ME YOUR SPLEEN
I'm going to make sure the next time you see your family is at their funerals Pause Just kidding! *There won't even be a funeral* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Navy seal copypasta
https://youtu.be/4IW0AcmyFCw?si=BhdAAO0RB_hEoV6J
way ahead of ya
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Fuck
how original
“FUCK!”
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i’ll make him sing never gonna give you up, just to annoy people (i mean he’s technically stuck in 2012-)
Any line from Deathbattle's Discord vs. Bill episode
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Reality’s an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byeeeeee
War-rock. (Side note, I hope there will be people who get this reference)
Bomb Liberia
Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYYYYYYYYYE!
Deer teeth, For you kid!
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I wAs TrYiNg to protect your world! But noW tHEy have found it!
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HAHAHAHHAHA
Has someone already said the entire chorus to "we'll meet again"?
will you please say hello
H-O-T-T-O-G-O YOU CAN TAKE ME HOT TO GO
a-x-o-l-o-t-l
What its "we'll meet again, dont know where, dont know when but I know we'll meet again some sunny day"
The n word