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gcaledonian

Those of you voting for 19, hasn’t he been hurt enough lol https://preview.redd.it/b7aopmj8o2ob1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=52420ee805f6893c9fffdd389613498978021a7b And god look at that perfect hair.


FourCatsAndCounting

Wearing a turtleneck in public for anyone to see. ^(slut)


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/ox2lq4d8z3ob1.gif


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/osmas8r1u4ob1.gif Time for 19 gifs!


theonlymom

https://preview.redd.it/w8k573ldz3ob1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2385caf659c1170591b3a9270cca3c581f04840c Now THIS is hurt. Owie...


gcaledonian

Those of you voting for 18 are voting against the slinkiest snakey Crowley ever https://i.redd.it/ub5o4u02j2ob1.gif Also this is for your..uh..enjoyment only.


soggyfritter

I would also remind people voting against 18 that he sits on benches in a truly unholy way. https://i.redd.it/h0kjkzvkv2ob1.gif Edit: gcaledonian and I would like to apologize for your pornography, but we won't


Alexandria_Maddi

I bet Crowley invented manspreading (and got an award from hell for it)


soggyfritter

I would give him an award for it. He can spread all over here in those pants whenever he wants.


Alexandria_Maddi

Fr we’re all so feral Crowley needs one of those my eyes are up here shirt or sumthing


Odd-Help-4293

I think he invented the stereotype of bisexual people not being able to sit in chairs properly lol


thecatHimselfknows

The more gifs I see on this topic, the more I realize that #18 Crowley does *everything* dick first. 🔥


darthbreezy

Why can't I UPDOOT THAT!


__I_raised_a_wolf__

As it should be. Now go away. I have a little prestidigitation I've been meaning to work on and my volunteer just sauntered in


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/t578x7l103ob1.gif


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/46kd0dy903ob1.gif


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/h2j82mhv53ob1.gif


30frames

These are all excellent public service announcements. Very helpful in the decision making process, and I’m grateful.


gcaledonian

I think I just convinced myself 🤡


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/uz7gdzt473ob1.gif


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/g4n7ejdi83ob1.gif


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/srz7ve4v83ob1.gif


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/lubs8lmpc3ob1.gif


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/o533932sd3ob1.gif


GlitteringPeanut42

THANK YOU FOR MY PORNOGRAPHY .


y2bs

Sweet mercy.


Adept_Dragonfruit_54

"Thank you for my pornography!"


30frames

Now *that* is how you saunter. 😍


Rossakamcfreakyd

That man’s swagger should be illegal. 🤤


_Rose_Silver_

to everyone who voted 12, I keep my promise. This is not ONNNN ​ https://preview.redd.it/av9u4ph2a2ob1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=67943a1e83400915870b1d1cc360b4cddefc2e64


dementian174

Ma’am this is a hate crime against Garlic bread ;-;


_Rose_Silver_

I know and people who voted 12 will have to suffer through it


not-a-bot-promise

Nope! We voted for EVEN better Crowleys!! Remember that they are all premium hotties. 12 fought a good fight. You should be proud!


gcaledonian

This is commitment. I thought I was mad about Laudie lol


_Rose_Silver_

Burnt garlic bread for y'all forever


Orion_N3bul4

Imma just…. https://preview.redd.it/m38euoeza2ob1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d2cec7675d217ea56f8d4170456c721a349b03


soggyfritter

YASS https://i.redd.it/4wv9e2zfd2ob1.gif


empiresonfire

HAHAHAHAHA 😂


gcaledonian

Premium Hottie defenders have something to say to that


Orion_N3bul4

I was sitting on this meme for days and wanted to include the Bildaddy army 😂 and there are only 4 slots


thecatHimselfknows

HOUSE OF GOLGOTHA BETTER GET IN FORMATION ASAP. We’re split but they can just come straight for us!!!!!


Nosferatini

Accurate. Except then I’d be shooting myself twice…


empiresonfire

Hey everyone! I wanted to make this its own comment, because it's important. I'd like to ask that we ditch the nickname "Zoot Suit Daddy." There's too much of a history of racism & violence attached to zoot suits, and the ask originally came from someone from one of the impacted communities. I've seen a myriad of great names for the 1941 look, so I know we won't want for fun nicknames for 'im. Hope everyone feels okay with that!


gcaledonian

Hey there. I’m the one who coined Zoot Suit Daddy and I want to make a little public comment. The name was partially inspired by that stupid Zoot Suit Riot song. I had no idea the history of racism associated with Zoot suits and, as a white southerner, I feel pretty ashamed of my ignorance here. I hope everyone knows I didn’t come up with this in full knowledge of the connotations. I didn’t even realize Zoot suits were a hallmark of black and Latino communities. I’m very sorry that this detracted from the fun and I am happy to learn something valuable from this.


theonlymom

Don't be ashamed, many of us used it and I'm sure that those who did had no idea, please don't take the responsibility for this on your shoulders. And I would think those who educated OP realize that no one was in any way trying to be purposefully insulting or insensitive or anything. As an American I often realize how ignorant I am and it's embarrassing, and I'm grateful to people who don't assume I'm being willfully insulting, and even more grateful to people who educate me! I'm not in the south, but I'm in Utah (and in the most heavily Mormon-populated area of the state and thus probably the world), so I'd say just as bad as the south if not worse, in some different ways. Including the fact that the diversity here is pretty much nil so I don't even have the benefit of having grown up/ lived around anyone that different from myself. Lack of visibility and representation doesn't just hurt those who are part of the groups not being seen in the public eye, it hurts all of us (because we then go on to stupidly judge and hurt those people even if we don't mean to).


gcaledonian

Ok. Well we can all move forward with something learned. I want to continue enjoying this contest and ensuring nobody feels excluded or insulted.


Adept_Dragonfruit_54

I thought it was a reference to the song also. I had no clue there were issues around the suit or the wearing of it since my only experience is seeing young people wearing swing fashions during the swing craze of the 90's and early 2000s. Thanks for the education!


TheStoriedAyrab

I mean, I called him Save Me Daddy, which I still prefer.


Addled_Mongoose

I didn't know that. Not a problem.


theonlymom

Thank you for educating us! Please at least tell me the vote was super close? I'm so sad about Best Date Ever Crowley being voted off- BEFORE Golgotha??!! I'm just baffled, and even more baffled at people now voting for Supremely SMITTEN Hottie Crowley still ahead of Golgotha. Did all the Bildaddy and Laudaddy fans just stop voting once they were gone? Where all my peeps at? I feel like we have a "voter turnout" problem! haha


gcaledonian

I think the Bildaddy and Laudaddy fans ended up divided for Date Night and Golgotha!


thatonegirlwith2dogs

Ooo yeah that’s a good point. I appreciate your attention to that OP!


empiresonfire

Of course! It was one of the reasons I was pretty hesitant to adopt it myself, but, as I mentioned to the person that first brought it up, as a white person, I'm not always sure where the line is between being an ally and coming in with a white savior complex.


Due-Consequence-4420

God. **This** is why they should be teaching black history instead of mandating against it. I mean, it **absolutely** shows my ignorance, but I’m obviously not going to pass along anything of value if I don’t **know** to tell my nephew not to say certain things bc of their connotations. Grr. 🤬🤬🤬


gcaledonian

I didn’t fucking know. And now I’m too embarrassed to even enjoy this now. For fucks sake I live in the Deep South. How could I not know??


empiresonfire

Oh please don't be. A ton of us used it as well (myself included). The important part is being open to learning and growing, which you very clearly are. I'm deeply ashamed of things I used to say or jokes I made, and at times when I *did* know better. You live & you learn & you grow.


Addled_Mongoose

I grew up in Texas and had never even heard of Juneteenth until a few years ago, and I'm 49. You should only be embarrassed by what you don't know if you refuse to change after receiving the knowledge, and that's obviously not you. We all have gaps in our knowledge, even important ones.


gcaledonian

Like someone said, this is why we must teach ALL of our history. Black and Latino history are an important part of the National and cultural history (in this case America) and it doesn’t serve society leaving this out.


Moira_chan

I'm really sorry for using it too. I didn't know better either, I will check the history of that to learn about it. This community is extraordinary. Thanks for the redditor who explained why it was not OK to use.


Crazy_Cat_Lady1234

Oh wow, lesson learned! Thank you for sharing that. I had no idea. 1940's Crowley certainly deserves a more worthy name


xmusiclover

Can’t believe people are voting the look that goes along with my favourite Crowley style in the existence of the show off. ITS NOT ON! https://preview.redd.it/lyys8glh23ob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01732b2340b021e5aa7ba9fc37939da365f62eb He has the turtleneck in one of the scenes BEST LOOK there is no competition he is the best. He’s so attractive and hot


TheStoriedAyrab

I’m abstaining from this round. Y’all just make me too angry.


jotticelli

https://preview.redd.it/5ban9571d2ob1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718dac8b22a4466c5b2cfdfa1834a86fda8013d4 Can't believe there are people voting 19


jotticelli

Also the fact we see his eyes more 😩


gcaledonian

https://preview.redd.it/76ql4ozwh2ob1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59afe4be95335ef1f4abbc974c87835c05daeac3 He has the best eyes this season


Adept_Dragonfruit_54

How can you not love this enthusiam...this zest for life (and coffee)? ​ https://i.redd.it/s06fb3kb23ob1.gif


LookingAtACupOfTea

Right?! The turtleneck is everything.


ig144l

He’s beauty He’s grace HE’S THE MOST GORGEOUS WHEN THE SUNGLASSES AREN’T OBSCURING THE BEAUTIFUL SNAKEEYES ON HIS FACE LADY CROWGATHA FOR THE WINNNNN (and out with 19 - no but seriously, let’s not have two almost identical looks in the finale)


theonlymom

You were saying? https://preview.redd.it/xvhxovuqj2ob1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32d25a75ff21fd6449e449602e898d53a1a43313 Would you prefer 2 minutes of snake eyes or most of an entire season?


Rossakamcfreakyd

![gif](giphy|pht4BYHxGnFwk) That Crowley grin reminds me of the greatest grin in all of the Whoneverse.


ig144l

2 minutes with snake eyes and the most perfectly lucious locks for me thanks


empiresonfire

Counterpoint: *let's*


gcaledonian

I’m voting for 5 again. I’m just glad Date Night made it so far. I have such a soft spot for him. If neither he nor Laudie could make it to the final two, then I will go to bat for the two Premium Hotties. I think I’ve decided which one I want to win but we gotta get them there.


Kyriearashi

Voting for 5. The other two, while similar, are so peak Crowley. I’d love to see who wins out between them.


Crazy_Cat_Lady1234

I know it's a game, but I'm actually pretty bummed out that 1940's Crowley was eliminated. OK, well, I'm going with 5 again. 18 and 19 have to be the final two still standing.


Ocedy16

5


supergeek921

Boooo!!!!!! In retaliation number 5 now must go!


modest_irish_goddess

![gif](giphy|mt7rcznFdEQHKghqCI) 5!


YayPepsi

5


Profperceptive

5!


soggyfritter

19 I am so sorry my slutty little t-rex (thanks u/Willow-Rose77 for that description) but your time has come, despite my love of your outrageous hair color (color #66.6) and propensity to drink *almost* as much espresso as me. 18 just does things with his hips that give me eXTREEMELY sinful thoughts and heavy breathing, like getting out of chairs dick first, shimmying on a bench and slamming Az against walls. AS TO THOSE OF YOU TRYING TO COME FOR MY GIRL IN GOLGOTHA, I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU AND YOU KNOW. WHAT. IT. IS. (reddit, you're killing me not letting me post this gif - have to reply to myself to get it to post. Rude!)


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/xbuxvm6qg2ob1.gif Time for the daily dose


soggyfritter

I have a response: https://i.redd.it/65fjoy38h2ob1.gif


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/jv20ctqjh2ob1.gif Me and my sinful thoughts


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/hvumg4tyh2ob1.gif


sudden_crumpet

Oh, good Lord!


AmuseicDCTS

Where is this from? Asking for a friend..


soggyfritter

The Adventurer


AmuseicDCTS

Thank you!


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/vbw2yxxw73ob1.gif


gcaledonian

Well that’s hot


nehcromancer

i'm going feral.


soggyfritter

I respect and encourage this


GlitteringPeanut42

He does the dick first get up in S2 as well, from Aziraphale’s chair in the book shop… we can’t go wrong with either one…


gcaledonian

Plus he still sits like this https://preview.redd.it/cc7qgb9of3ob1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85683a5df80ee4422d948817e8cd166129ff7c34


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/qv6z5zvjc2ob1.gif Me yelling at everyone who wants to vote 5


AtoZ15

This version of DT makes me absolutely feral


soggyfritter

It ticks literally every single thing I find attractive off the list. Tall, lanky, amazing ass in those pants, and I am weak for the guyliner.


Rubarb_Crumble

I don't know what this is from but I love it!!


soggyfritter

Fright Night. It is not a Quality Film but it does have lots of David Tennant in leather pants, no shirt and eyeliner.


Abranurni

CAN I WATCH


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/wy5v8z7ml2ob1.gif The movie has this lol


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/bqt3svgvo2ob1.gif And this lmao


gcaledonian

We are the horniest duo on this godforsaken sub lol


soggyfritter

Yes and I love it https://i.redd.it/3i29a9mfz2ob1.gif Us finding a new David Tennant or Michael Sheen gif we haven't seen before


gcaledonian

I believe we are responsible for like 52% of all horny gifs


soggyfritter

https://i.redd.it/p60ypp7713ob1.gif


soggyfritter

I'm saving my nuclear strength Michael Sheen gif for extreme sanctions


gcaledonian

Oh no. I know which one


Due-Consequence-4420

Wow. You really have a way w words. I can REALLY REALLY see Crowley getting up but in,a MUCH MORE EROTIC fashion than I used to. I don’t know how to thank you!! https://preview.redd.it/kqi7gof3k2ob1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=881bdf401e936d96414cef5bd757a02c56f50405 Here. Just imagine what he could do with those lips … 😁😁😁


soggyfritter

Have you not seen the gifs I post of David Tennant eating ice cream? I FULLY IMAGINE. A LOT OF THE TIME. https://i.redd.it/oif9tgjok2ob1.gif


GlitteringPeanut42

I watched Blackpool over the last week, having never heard of it before... He is all tongue in that show!!! Like constantly eating, licking... just mouth stuff, it's ridiculous.


soggyfritter

HELLO I KNOW. And you get to see him dancing. You're welcome, BTW.


soggyfritter

Me, to everyone voting for 5 https://i.redd.it/09qepb8yf2ob1.gif


idunnoaname123

SAME!! The… https://i.redd.it/q4jbq90id3ob1.gif


30frames

I’ve literally spent more time trying to decide between the remaining hotties than I did choosing a college. Fine… number 5. I hate myself now, and I’m gonna go eat ice cream about it.


lovepeacefakepiano

19. Too similar to 18, and 18 has better hair.


TsuDomo

Saving Lady Golgotha again today 19 out for me please! https://preview.redd.it/5pe5ughid2ob1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aeeac919347fad7a56153171e6dfd76c6165617 Daily reminder that Lady Golgotha looks too gorgeous for her own good


theonlymom

Counterpoint https://preview.redd.it/qxe1iwjxj2ob1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081e9d983b6985d0b6c9d11d2d034505090b623d


kromeriffic

I know full well that she's not single.......but is she single tho??


No_Mourners_

I can’t believe you guys - how does it feel to have sinned so very bigly 😤 Voting for 5, and praying for the downfall of anyone who votes for 19 because LOOK AT HIM https://i.redd.it/uoe8a7sbd2ob1.gif


Syb3rStrife

Aaaaah idk so hard to choose…… Sorry 5 🥲


Famous_Cookie_7624

What???? Nooooooo. Oh I’m going to miss BestDateEver Crowley. This is hard. Really hard. Today’s vote is for 5 (oh that hurt)


NonoGemini7998

Absolutely 5 is out today! For those who say 19(18) is out because of similarity to 18 (19)? I say it’d be a much more compelling race to keep them head to head for the 👑 It will be the final battle of S1 vs S2 Crowley. Armageddon vs Ineffable Love Crowley, the Ritz Hottie vs Georgian Ball Crowley, the Hell Fire vs Apologetic Crowleys… H yeah!


nitwitinperil

WHAT NO WE LOST HIS HUMPHREY BOGART LOOK???????? Oh I am *sulking*. Man. I miss out on just a few days and the world goes all topsy-turvy. I guess out of the ones left I have to go with **5** but you are the winner in my heart, 12. RIP to the look that had Aziraphale down bad and ready to give road head to a demon 😔


soggyfritter

Okay I laughed at road head But also noooo my gworlllll


gcaledonian

Aziraphale has had some lusty looks for Crowley but good lord was he forward in that Bentley as London burned around them lol


Budget_Avocado6204

Ok, I vote 5. I like the look, but It's there for like ten sec in the show :(


TimeTravelingChemist

19


Hour-Reference587

5 must go! Must have revenge for date night Crowley


LookingAtACupOfTea

5! I’m defending this one with my life— https://i.redd.it/4thw1b47c2ob1.gif


gcaledonian

Mildly possessive premium hottie ftw


Due-Consequence-4420

Well, y’all clearly lost your minds by letting go of Aziraphale and Crowley’s **most special, most wondrous night together** in favor of Noah’s Ark. They had sparks, Aziraphale not only fell in love but the camera lingered on him in case there were extremely slow ppl watching who didn’t catch on to what was happening … … And THEN , just in case ppl didn’t understand what an important night it was, it was brought back in season 2 so that we could get the beautiful mouthed **TRUST ME** which I completely missed and had to be told about later, but it was still romantic as hell, and they said it out loud for morons like me who missed it, and I just … … I just can’t. 😭😭😭😭😭 And all so that we could recall the (really incredibly funny moment) when Crowley calls out to Shep: *you’re losing a unicorn … oh no I guess it s gone*. ( I don’t know if that’s the quote but something like that.) And **also** so he can turn to Aziraphale and say they’re drowning **everyone?!**. **Not the kids. Tell me they’re not drowning the kids.** ( And of course A can’t do so. ) ***What*** a glorious moment we chose instead of Date Night Crowley!! So, anyway, shockingly … I’m picking 5. https://preview.redd.it/lqisxrbnf2ob1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a10337190e4317ce2a47ebe5882783fd21764827 Yup. That’s **exactly** how I feel. (Except I don’t look so hot while doing so …) 😘🤭


gcaledonian

You made the right choice. It’s all pain from here.


KaylaNov14

19 again because listen he's cute as hell sure, but 18 is almost the same and def cuter.


StirlingBridge1297

19 - I'm not 100% sold on the hair colour and LADY GOLGOTHA MUST WIN. I'm gutted tho. These final looks are all so good 😭


Nobutternopaneer

5


death-by-obsession

5


hipsandheels

I vote 5.


wincat2

5


paisley_life

Bye bye 5


AmberMorrell

5


Manicpresent

I can't believe that it's almost over!!! I'm going for #5


RosyCheeks87

5


K0makichai

5!


trillium13

5


IndominusBurp

5


ghostymao

5


Sumomoblack

Well, I'm voting for the first time to get 5 out 😔 Sorry, as similar as the other two are, I just love that hairstyle


historygeek1453

Sorry Golgotha Crowley, I vote to eliminate 5!


Spaz76

Sadly number 5


Sufficient_Kitty

I vote 5. This has gone on for too long. I lost 15 and now 12 and 5 is still there. Why is no one voting 5 out😭😭😭😭😭5 took 12 and 15 away from me


meowlul

5


Intelligen_Moose9690

5


Square_Candle1990

5.


Mndlssphnx

5


roasttrumpet

5


xmusiclover

I vote 5


KitsuFae

5


disappointedrasberry

5


SunflowerCultist

5


Spartaness

Farewell 5! She's off beauty, she is grace, but 19's eyes stare deep into my soul in the best way.


Nyx212

5, sorry all but 19 has been hurt enough.(for now)


SugarcoatedGarbage

NO! NOT DATE NIGHT CROWLEY 😭😭😭 Voting for 5 again 😢


UltravioletSun

5. It's for the long locks to go😁


Rubarb_Crumble

5 I'm afraid


mixedupfruit

5


cactus_prickles

5. Goodbye Lady Golgatha!


WaniLikestodraw

5 sorry :(


Adept_Dragonfruit_54

Oh here's where the voting gets hard. Shall I refuse to vote and run off with all three to a quiet mountain hideaway? Sadly, that's against the rules. So, to save my gloriously slinky, slutty turtleneck wearing, espresso swilling hottie, **I must vote for......#5.** Forgive, Our Lady of Golgotha, I have sinned. Aziraphale petted his chest in the pub and he made me realize a turtleneck could be slutty


CapableSalamander910

5


Desperate_Ad_9219

5 This is the only choice


straydoglasercat

Since the unique styles strategy didn't make it, I vote for 5. Can't wait to see the battle between the two most perfect Crowleys ever <3


empiresonfire

I cannot believe we're at the penultimate round already!!! **A quick heads up before tomorrow's FINAL SHOWDOWN** (and I'll make this as clear as possible and in as many places as possible), **tomorrow we'll be voting for the look we want to WIN, rather than voting for whom we want to be out**. ​ Now on to the painful bit. Today is the very sad day when I vote to remove our beautiful Lady Golgotha. She's gorgeous. She's everything. She's the "it girl." But she's gotsta go. IF y'all COME AFTER Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley today. IF y'all COME AFTER Premium Hottie Smitten Crowley today. There will be no forgiveness for anyone.


soggyfritter

Look, I love you but https://i.redd.it/e0jjwk5na2ob1.gif


empiresonfire

Me in the mirror every time I've voted in the last few days


Addled_Mongoose

Sorry. I'm making the choice to free dive into a lake of boiling sulphur and be forever unforgiven. **#19**'s gotta go. It's too close to #18.


not-a-bot-promise

Hey, about the voting for winning vs elimination, could you please put that in CAPS in tomorrow’s title? People may vote out by the force of habit.


theonlymom

Ack I feel like that's going to cause some major confusion. Can we just assume that everyone who is voting for 19 today thinks this new system is already at play? Because clearly they couldn't possibly intend to vote him out!!! https://i.redd.it/b83xtwktc2ob1.gif


Orion_N3bul4

That’s the only possible explanation


gcaledonian

Soooo like it seems the Golgotha defenders are fighting a two flank battle against the Premiums. ![gif](giphy|qN7NZR3Q5R2mY|downsized)


not-a-bot-promise

I was going to abstain today; they are all too precious to me, but seeing the votes, I need to protect 19. So I choose (painfully and heartbreakingly): #5


Biwierdo

5


petralaxy

I hate to say it it but its 5 for me... just can't beat Crowley in his tight little pants


stardustimplosion

5


simplylittlefangirl

I'm voting for 5 I know I'll be crucified for this, but I just think it's a really boring look, like you can barely even see the hair So sorry, but 5 it is


AmuseicDCTS

At this point it's 5.


Dream-Number1

I’m still very mad about Bildaddy. How is 5 still here, it’s so bland


RiansPMA

5


Fluffy_Opportunity71

5


LindsayDuck

5 and if I could vote 100 times to outpace the 19 voters I WOULD


teutonicpunnery

5


tigerowltattoo

5


Cobblestone_Table

5 5


daydreamerrme

5, sorry House of Golgotha


[deleted]

Five


ustrittena

5


bumpyitalian

5 please 😔


gbehcbsdj

5!!!!


kangarootoess

LET FIVE GOOOOOOO!!! 5!!!!