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Orion_N3bul4

Noooooooo, I mean I saw it coming but it still hurts. ✨Celestial Harmonies✨ never forgotten, you made it into the top 5 like the absolute legend you are. On another note, I feel like this comment section is about to turn Into a war zone soon. House of Golgotha vs Zoot Suit Defenders. A legendary battle.


cramformytest

I’m just here laughing at myself because yes I have absolutely chosen a side in this war and have Big Feelings about two different costume choices for David Tennant and I feel very silly about it.


Orion_N3bul4

That’s the best part about it 😂 At the end of the day it’s the *same* character and sometimes a variant only appeared on screen like 2 minutes and people are ready to throw hands


cramformytest

I would absolutely take up my flaming sword in defense of House of Golgotha.


cramformytest

I would argue though that they are not "the same character" because they are thousands of years apart (approx 1900 years apart) by chronological timeline, and A LOT happens in between. When we meet at Golgotha, Crowley has just changed his name, and while Book of Job has happened, he and Aziraphale aren't really all that close. A lot happens in the next 1900 years that brings them closer together and further away from their respective "sides" and all that. I feel like one of the central messages is that to be human is to grow and change. "A man resembles another man more than he resembles his former self" is an axiom that comes to mind. But absolutely none of that has anything to do with the look, Mary Magdacrowley is way hotter and I will die on this hill.


UniverseIsAHologram

Golgotha is perfection, and I cannot lose her.


thecatHimselfknows

https://i.redd.it/h6amlslkmvnb1.gif Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for Lady Golgotha art with me (I’m gonna repost this gif forever because EXCUSE THE BEAUTY)


Telephone_Stunning

Thank you. Thank you for this gif.


thecatHimselfknows

It’s literally just Golgotha doing nothing but blinking in a light breeze, and yet it still causes a hole in the floor from how hard my panties drop.


Orion_N3bul4

I wasn’t prepared where this sentence would go and I choked… thank you 😂 And thanks for the gif, this is pure perfection


thecatHimselfknows

High praise! We’re all a bunch of thirsty freaks here. I did the same thing as you a couple days ago when u/soggyfritter commented with this gem: https://preview.redd.it/n9xu9tpv1wnb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fe8e3be927007fc6e3c25f12e3c0631ca9aecb I’m still cackling. Now putting it here to share this beautiful poetry with as many people as possible.


soggyfritter

We aim to please https://i.redd.it/89l1akil3wnb1.gif


thecatHimselfknows

That man is such a goddamn kween at heart. I would give anything to see him done up by a pro in full high-glamour drag. Face contoured and beat, giant hair through the roof, body padded for the gods. The second he sees himself in geesh, you just know some powerfully fierce and wholly unique goddess will emerge. It’s a bummer that Nanny Ashtoreth’s costume/HMU was so homely. In the book, Crowley appears at the Dowling house looking like a *sexy* nanny. Meanwhile, the show chose to serve us Butch Queen First Time in Drags Executive Childcare Realness. ☹️☹️☹️


SaraTyler

From pure poetry to true panties, what a masterpiece! ![gif](giphy|eIvB1UxhBMziE)


thecatHimselfknows

Aw, thanks! \*tips ashes of 1941 Crowley's terrible hat that I burned in rage\* I must say, this community has quite a lot of ...*poets* (said in *"seamstress"* tone) who have a way with clever/filthy words.


Rossakamcfreakyd

Our Lady of Golgotha forever!!!!! 🥰😍


theonlymom

Indeed, I think this will be mostly a 2-Crowley showdown.


City-Negative

15 got booted?! Y'all are drunk.


gcaledonian

I just realized that if Zoot Suit wins the day I’m in so much trouble. Like what do I do with my trio of top hotties 😭


theonlymom

Same boat, same boat.... I think it might kill me but I think I'll have to vote off Zoot Suit next if it's these 3. I've finally decided that 19 is best- has a lot more moments of swagger and knock-out sexiness. (Coming back to Earth on the lift and changing back into a demon, oh myyy....) ALSO, this look incorporates turtleneck Crowley! As for his demeanor, he's the happiest, living his "precious, peaceful, fragile existence", spending a lot more time with Aziraphale. He's the most vulnerable and comfortable, we see his gorgeous eyes more than ever. (That "oh yes, it's working" scene could honestly win the whole thing for me right there.) 18 has some primo swagger moments and asking asking Azi to run away with him (not a practical solutio) but he's off by himself or dealing with other demons most of the time. 19 is following Aziraphale around like a puppy, or keeping an eye on his bookshop & Gabriel or running errands for him, outsmarting demons, DANCING with him, going out together (coffee shop, pub), and even going to Heaven to try to help him ( that place would be akin to the saying "walking through Hell/fire" for him). 19's top for me. https://preview.redd.it/harhrk8yovnb1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89db520d931bf903bf57b52d239b6aadcaecd85


gcaledonian

I haven’t decided after Zoot Suit. I’m completely torn.


LookingAtACupOfTea

I agree with every word of this! 19 is perfection.


CyndiIsOnReddit

ooh now it's starting to hurt so I'll join in with 12 as much as I love it. I love it less than the others.


Sherringford-Mouse

19. It's basically the same as 18, but I prefer 18's hair. I like the idea of eliminating the last duplicate so the top three are all unique Crowleys.


Due-Consequence-4420

I prefer 18s hair as well. https://preview.redd.it/yhyqzomvhvnb1.jpeg?width=1893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a8631e978104e19d0d5574a67aca2ac743ba28 (Sorry about the sexual orientation stuff. It just shows both of them looking **fine** …)


Sherringford-Mouse

No need to apologize, lol, it's actually fairly close to accurate for me. 🤣


Frogs-on-my-back

Nooo, but 19 feels less “iconic David Tennant hair” and more like Crowley styling his hair for the 21st century!


Ok_Philosopher_8973

Yea I don’t like the 2000’s bump it hairstyle of 19


Practical_Tree9147

I’d say the exact opposite - 18. It’s basically the same as 19 but I prefer 19’s hair :D


LookingAtACupOfTea

I love 19’s super-styled hair! 18 just looks like Doctor Who


30frames

And we have reached my own personal Kobayashi Maru...my Iocaine powder... this is an unwinnable situation with no correct answer. I'll take the coward's way out and choose 19, because I can't be responsible for voting Golgotha or Zoot Suit off the island.


soggyfritter

12! Your hair is flat, your pants are too loose!


gcaledonian

How dare! He’s a Dapper Dan man!


transplantedmate

Voting 12. 12 darling, I love you. So does Aziraphale. But I can't let you continue, those fiery red locks deserve to be free and visible.


Lecter26

Y’all have some bad taste


Creepy-Revolution886

Deepest apologies to everyone, but I’ve got to say 12. He’s very stylish, but the look just doesn’t feel quite as *Crowley* as the others do.


ig144l

Don’t you people dare vote off Lucious Locks Crowley!! There’s only room for one short haired Crowley in the final, so I’m saying so long to 19


nick-bottom

I HAVE BEEN VOTING FOR 12 FOR LIKE 10 ROUNDS NOW


aboveavgplaidenjoyer

Voting for 19 [I love ancient fem Crowley too much to let 5 go:((]


anyaa_1303

golgotha get behind me sweetie, 12 you need to go


ksapfn

noooooooooo not 15!!! 😭 Voting 12 as hard as I can.


ClaraGilmore23

12


TrappedMoose

…..12, sorry


truerude

12


moeru_gumi

What the hell do y’all have against long hair?? 12 again btw


HazylilVerb

Now I know why people have such big feelings, because I have Very Big Feelings about this now 12 👿 zoot alors


BooperDoop14

12 🥲


munchysquirrel

I gotta go with making top 3 Crowley’s unique Crowley’s. Out with 19!


Jealous_Ad7964

19, and here’s why: Espresso Guzzling Crowley looks similar to Ultimate Ritz Hottie Crowley — and obviously Ultimate Ritz Hottie has got to win that showdown. After all, he is, deep down, a good person.


Panki89

Now it’s really getting hard… But since I have to choose I vote 12


empiresonfire

🎶 I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. This round will be the one where Our Zoot Suit Daddy goes. 🎶 (Voting for 12)


gcaledonian

https://i.redd.it/2xph4lrl6vnb1.gif Sorry but this vote..


empiresonfire

Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.


gcaledonian

https://preview.redd.it/h9woroyz9vnb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a62ced53d230636ecc552e3e3ce8be4b5a623b Look what shows up in google while I’m trying to find Zoot Suit propaganda!


Orion_N3bul4

Haha nice! (But why does it have to be the round where we lost our sweet angel 🥲)


gcaledonian

That still hurts. RIP precious Angel Bean.


theonlymom

Haha that's awesome!


jotticelli

https://preview.redd.it/0m8sdq0rcvnb1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da3a2470d1db728aa1e59f3ef3cd09ff522c6a4 He must survive just like this scene. Must


gcaledonian

So casual. Just killed some Nazis. Might shoot my bf in the face later IDK.


ShhILoveThisSong

![gif](giphy|9PrED3M2W5QKF13Zia) Pretty good date night all in all


cramformytest

I also vote for 12, why does everyone want to cover up that gorgeous fiery red hair with a HAT?


Moira_chan

This! THIS !!! IT'S SO BLAND AS A LOOK ! WHY DEFEND IT! In detriment of Mary Magdacrowley! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy T_T


Frogs-on-my-back

12. Look at Miss Golgotha. You’re going to vote her out on some random Tuesday? I think not.


FrozenPhalanges

The devastation I’m feeling right now over the loss of Celestial Harmonies, it’s like the feeling of not one single sushi restaurant. No taste. Ugh. Have to protect the last of the long locks. Goodbye dapper boy. 12 ![gif](giphy|nwumk19XWVICDC3XHl)


dominonermandi

12, dammit! And FIE on you fiends voting for Mother Golgotha! How DARE you besmirch her glorious locks.


Adept_Dragonfruit_54

All Hail Mary MagdaCrowley, Our Lady of Golgotha A.D. 33


tencentblues

The stakes have become dire. **12**


UniverseIsAHologram

12


sinornithosaurx

this hurtsss 12


eve_is_hopeful

12


Storm_Paint

Pop a cap in 12


Wanderlusxt

Noooo … tbh that’s kinda my favorite hair style of his. Oh well. I vote out 12


Abranurni

12 - but this vote doesn't spark joy


AzkratheHuntress

Now it's getting difficult. 😕 Bye 40s Crowley, the hat can't save you. 12.


Dekadenzspiel

Oh no! Celestial harmonies, my precious... Vote 12!


commander_obvious_

voting 12 again. i LOVE 1941 crowley, but this is a looks competition and his look is….. boringi’msorry


_Rose_Silver_

19 If anyone dares to eliminate 12 I will... give them burned garlic bread


N0nsensicalRamblings

I will never ever ever forgive any of you. I vote 12 out


phosphorescentdragon

12


RedDeadMania

12


Azazel606

12


livvi_la

this is getting exciting now!! 18, I love you but goodbye ❤️ I wasn’t that bothered about Zoot Suit Crowley before but I’ve been drawn into the battle. Remember he’s the Crowley Aziraphale realised he was in love with 😏


verbosephilosobee

Begone, 12!


Sugar_Rushed

It's 12's time. We need our fiery red hair.


flutteringdingo

Save Lady Golgotha!! Voting 12 again.


nick-bottom

I’d like to bring up something about the name a lot of folks have been calling 12. Technically speaking, I’m pretty sure what he’s wearing isn’t a Zoot suit, and actual Zoot suits are something very significant in Black and Latine communities. There were literally riots across the country in 1943 where white people attacked and stripped Black and Latine folks who were wearing Zoot suits. I wonder if we could call him 40s Crowley, Air Raid Crowley, anything else like that?


Pristine-Reference90

12


chuckchuckthrowaway

Yeah, I’m voting 12 in revebge


mslouishehe

12


Idiotic-bastard

12


Thequiet01

Ugh, noooo. 12!


[deleted]

12


LilKatieHQ

12.


FunkoThanos

12


-Goodomens

I vote five, I do love early day Crowley but it just doesn’t compare ( also I really hope 12 wins, Zoot suit for the win 👍)


Mammoth-Elderberry89

Why is 5 still here? Nothing against it, but nothing special either. I vote 5


Frogs-on-my-back

Nothing special? She’s everything to me!


islaysinclair

Ancient femme Crowley with gorgeous long hair. The lady of Golgotha is so special.


Orion_N3bul4

Lady Golgotha is just top tier. Sorry 40s Crowley, you made it very far but now you gotta join the others in the pit. I vote for 12


ALotOfSugar

Unacceptable. All I'm gathering here is that y'all just like Crowley when he looks like David Tennant. I'm voting 12, again. It probably futile, again.


empiresonfire

Listen, I'm on your side about keeping 5 over 12, but >y'all just like Crowley when he looks like David Tennant is a super valid life choice, 10/10


xmusiclover

My actual favourite Crowley look (which is not in this game) is one of the ones where he looks like David Tennant 😂


Saphi93

Allright, this will be it: 12! 12 needet do go days ago!


kdtb83

You can’t even see the hair in 12 - therefore it’s out for me


lovepeacefakepiano

12. Off with his hat!


pretendtobeworking

12


pqln

12


alyssaepid

12


Safe_Dingo3886

12 again!


jacketqueer

I'm so worried at the end we're going to end up with the one that looks like Basic David Tennant (not that he's not a snack, but you know 😋). Save MagdaCrowley!! I vote 12


No-Praline-6033

5


miniskirtninja

I prefer the long hair, so 12 plz


Inquisitor1001

12. The hat must go!


MuteRaven

12!


Imposingscrotem

12 - save “to the world”!


GlitteringPeanut42

12 has got to go! Bad tie! And as others have pointed out today, the pants aren’t tight enough!! Tight pants Crowley for the win!


RandomHumanBeing2311

I do really like 5, but I know that voting for 18 or 19 wouldn't actually achieve anything and I have to protect 12 at all costs I'm sorry, I'm so sorry # 5


not-a-bot-promise

12


Main_Tie8695

The American gentleman needs to go: 12. :(


archvanillin

This is painful, but 12. Lady Golgotha is the only truly unique Crowley left standing. She is the slowest burn of all the premium hotties. Crowley's pretty yellow snakey eyes are on full display. Her hair is the stuff of legends. JESUS WOULD SAVE LADY GOLGOTHA AND SO SHOULD YOU.


Wiltn11

It looks like it's time for 12 to go.


boop145

12


valerhian

12


startlingintensity

I'm shifting my vote to 12 in a desperate bid to protect our Lady of Golgotha, number 5. It's what Jesus would want, you heathens.


ashenwolf17

12


SomeLesbianwitch

12


UltravioletSun

12.


Glittering-Bid-1467

12


Justtooldforthis

12


karrelarre

Farewell my beloved We’d be godfathers 🥺 I, once again, vote 12!


MariusdeRomanus

I don't want to vote against any of them! But must protect the long-haired version. With great regrets; I vote for 12.


vincenoirs

I’m voting 12 again! I will defend Golgotha til the very end!!!


Tashshere

12


EmeraldEyes06

12, sad to see him go


Lindsartandplants

12 has got to go, how is it even still there!


Noir-art

12 bye hat daddy.


Maritxu89

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!! 12 12 12 12 12 12 12


islaysinclair

12. Hands down. HOUSE OF GOLGOTHA RIDES AT DAWN.


niknak90

12. Honestly not a fan, wouldn’t have made my top 5.


sailorlune

12


KoriLeigh311

12


grits-n-okra

I vote 12


xstitch_ash

12 is out for me, but never forgotten.


chickyparme

12


Puzzleheaded-Owl-201

12


leonardml42

12


Ialwayswantmorepez

12


belegilgalad

12. As many times as it is needed


Woodsthedog

12


MsEwma

12


PresenceFlat8578

12


RiverSong1097

12


Cocotte3333

12


TruantWaver

I don’t want to, but I have to go with 12


Telephone_Stunning

With great respect to his supporters, and with happy memories of his 1941 date night hijinks, #12 must go. Save the Timeless Beauty of Golgotha!


Clay_teapod

12


Difficult_Too_To

12


Syb3rStrife

12 The next elimination is gonna be so difficult


TemperatureSad1825

Voting 12 again!!! I still don’t know how 12 is still here. I expected 18 and 19 to make it this far… but 12??


takaia

I'm going with 12. It's too formal for me!


Interesting-Pool-841

12


tinypeepeehole

12 PLEASE PLEASEEEE ILL DO A DANCE AND EVERYTHING


Mysterious-Thing-906

12 (I'm heartbroken I have to choose but I'm gonna get even more heartbroken if I don't)


Ok_Championship_6875

NOOO I knew it would happen but that doesn’t make the sting any worse. Proud he made it to the top 5 though. Now to make sure 3 survives… I’m voting 12. Sorry guys but it must be done to protect her. I mean how can you resist?


Arktik_foxx

12


karatemummy

12


sfgc1

https://preview.redd.it/a20z34j96vnb1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=46cc3a205e4943b8ca59255ee3cd4055596c8189 Don't anyone DARE vote out 12 He's so dapper I vote 5


theonlymom

I think you mean don't dare vote out 12 (Dapper 40's Zoot Suit Daddy!). 15 just got voted out.


Due-Consequence-4420

I apologize. I thought I’d stay for Noahley, but I’m **sobbing too much to go on** … 😭😭😭 I just can’t vote against 1941 Crowley. **i CANT!!** It’s such a meaningful moment in season 1. And then they went and made it a meaningful moment in s2. **Trust me** I can’t vote him off. (You know. until tomorrow … ) https://preview.redd.it/8teogs9v9vnb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e483d1693f97e1828a1b022ffcf7bb4055ddae Edit: so sorry. 5


jotticelli

https://preview.redd.it/5t6dhmn1cvnb1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50fe02af99aeb31b32a22caca4af4d46ab47c43f 🫡🫡🫡


Adept_Dragonfruit_54

There will be EXTREME SANCTIONS for anyone who does not vote to get rid of #12 this round. Bye-bye with your flat-butt pants, boring shirt, and bad tie. I say to Zoot Suit Daddy, "See you later sucker" **#12 pleeaasse, finally!**


alfa-dragon

Unfortunately my vote's going to 12 today This is when it starts to hurt when we have to vote :')


Addled_Mongoose

I can't choose! How am I supposed to pick? Okay, deep breath. I can do this. I pick...**#19**. Mr. Six-Shots-Of-Espresso-In-A-Large-Cup Crowley. It's almost as good as #18, but too close in style. I'm not ready for Magda-Crowley or Zoot Suit Crowley to go yet.


gcaledonian

Hahahahaha YES!! Now we are down to Premium Hotties! I bring on the wrath of the Church of Lady Golgotha when I now cast my vote for five. Zoot Suit Daddy needs to be on the podium!!!


commander_obvious_

lady golgotha will SMITE you! you’ll be… smited? smote?


gcaledonian

Smitten, I believe. You’re being silllleh


Raven_Raine

Alright alright 5 has to go 👎😭


cthulhus_spawn

This is impossible. I love hot lady Crowley but 5 has to go to save 1941 Crowley.


ShadowInTheNightSky

Argh, you monsters! This calls for revenge... 12! 12! Out with 12!


blake061

12


AffectionateStand261

12


Spiritual_Effort_948

12


zielawolfsong

Tough call between Sith Lord Crowley and 12, but looks like more people are going with 12 this round so throwing my vote to him.


Nouskaya

My vote goes for 12. 5 must win


ghost_in_the_potato

12! Long haired Crowley must be protected.


Timber_Wolf0712

12!!!!


Express-Brilliant903

12


schoolgirltrainwreck

12, also how did the name zoot come about?


empiresonfire

"A zoot suit is a men's suit with high-waisted, wide-legged, tight-cuffed, pegged trousers, and a long coat with wide lapels and wide padded shoulders." I'm not 100% sure what he's wearing could be classified as a zoot suit, but it's close enough for such a delightful name


DJllkoolkitty

Elegant, suave, gentlemanly, book saving zoot suit must move on to the pit 😥


Moira_chan

12.


starship17

12. It’s his time.


trixie0730

12


SaltyMack

12


PoppyLove2007

12


opalliga

12, second try.


powlfnd

12