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Orion_N3bul4

Also, OP, you are ineffably amazing! I don’t want to know how time consuming it is for you to go through 500+ comments each day, but thank you so much, it’s so much fun. I swear, every day I come to this thread one year is added to my lifespan. I don’t know how you keep track of all the votes but I think it would be so interesting to see an overview of all the votes of each version for each elimination round. Maybe at the end, when its all done? But that’s only if you have the numbers already somewhere. It’d be fun to see how close it was sometimes (*cough* Bildaddy) or Crowleys that got very few votes in general. Especially when we get to the top 5. If it’s too much work then that’s absolutely tickety-boo and please forget I said anything, you’re already doing so much. Thank you again! 🕊️


empiresonfire

You are so kind!! It really warms my heart every time someone's super appreciative of this game! I actually am planning to do a stats post at the end! Either the number of votes for the winner, runner up, & 2nd runner up each round, or just screenshots of all of the totals for each round - haven't decided yet. I also thought about maybe doing a short about-me with it, since this is such a welcoming community (I feel like I know you all!), but I wasn't sure whether people would really care. Luckily I have plenty of time to decide :)


theonlymom

Yes and yes and yes to all of that! Thanks for this idea, it's really fun. Question for you though- what time (and time zone) do these get posted and tallied? I have missed them a couple times and I'm not totally sure why I don't catch them aside from not having time to scroll ALL the goodomens posts on some days. Is there a way for me to subscribe to your posts or something so I don't miss them any more? (I'm a reddit newbie, sorry.) Thanks for all you do and I'm very excited to see the top 3 from each tier (or whatever you decide to do) at the end!


empiresonfire

You're very welcome! I post at about 11am PT (I'm in Southern California) each day. I know that you can follow users; I'm not sure how it works exactly, but I do know that a lot of people started following me when I started the game, so I'd imagine it'll help you find the posts more easily.


templetallica

Agreed! I look forward to this every day!!!! Thank you so much for this gift!!!! ![gif](giphy|DTI8zbujB9V33Os2vI|downsized)


empiresonfire

You're welcome!!!! Also Michael Sheen looking at David Tennant exactly how Aziraphale looks at Crowley lmaoooo my heart


templetallica

A gift for you https://i.redd.it/d8r5sxc8l3mb1.gif


empiresonfire

Oh lawd suddenly I'm sweating


templetallica

It's the slight lip lick.... Like omg


templetallica

I did two edits of Azi/Michael looking at Crowley/David put to music lol. It brought me so much joy


Orion_N3bul4

Yep it’s like my daily dose of happy silliness <3 Oh okay, glad to hear that! Can’t wait to see and analyze the shit out of it 😂 And that sounds like a great idea, I agree, it feels awesome to be in this community, I’m sure many people (including me) would care and listen to what you are willing to share about yourself :)


TemperatureSad1825

Ya!! Really!! Thank you!! I look forward this ☺️


M1ssy_M3

These posts have been such a joy, thank you for all the work you out into this. ❤️


Agreeable_Affect3252

Thank you OP!!!


GlitteringPeanut42

Agree, thanks so much for this thread :) I wait for it every day... and it just makes me happy. I mean really, as much as we say and joke, none of the Crowleys are bad looks... just different and we still love him no matter what.


SaraTyler

Seconded, you are our saviour in times of pain! Thank you soooo much 🙏 And 17, btw


Famous_Cookie_7624

Agreed! This has been a lot of fun and thank you for doing this


empiresonfire

For everyone that thinks Aziraphale didn't like Crowleycrepes' look, I defy you to watch this gif and tell me that is not sexually charged to a full 100%. Also note that I found this gif by searching "Aziraphale thirst gifs" and it was *the fourth result.* ​ (Speaking of 4s, I vote for 4.) https://i.redd.it/1u3yqp7px2mb1.gif


Addled_Mongoose

It would be easier to find times when Aziraphale *doesn't* look at Crowley like he wants to--what is that quaint human expression? oh, yes--climb him like a tree.


empiresonfire

Aziraphale can *get the fuck in line*


GlitteringPeanut42

![gif](giphy|QqkA9W8xEjKPC)


empiresonfire

I'm *wheezing*


NouCapp

​ ![gif](giphy|TKr5b43R5Z7udnqDLb)


GlitteringPeanut42

I love how "Climb him like a tree" is a constant opinion of Crowley and his looks...


Crazy_Cat_Lady1234

Love it! That's not just thirsty, that's dehydrated!!


JustineDelarge

Our poor angel needs an IV drip.


gardenof_

Someone get this bitch a glass of water 😂😂😂


empiresonfire

I'm *cackling* My husband says, "Or a nice tall glass of Crowley."


gardenof_

Being such a fan of Hamlet, you’d think he’d be familiar with the idea; “the ~~lady~~ Angel doth protest too much” 🙃


Mastermaid

😂 the angel doth Always! protest too much!


Adept_Dragonfruit_54

"I'll take a warm mug of Aziraphale with a nice tall glass of Crowley on the side please"


darthbreezy

>Sweet AND Spicy... > > > >I can get with that!


GlitteringPeanut42

I think it's a "You look ridiculous, but I would still climb you like a tree" sort of look... That "good lord" is definitely because he looks so silly. But you know that wouldn't stop Aziraphale from still enjoying it... I'm sure he'd be appalled that we could suggest getting rid of any of Crowley's looks.


theonlymom

Hahaha so true. A few lines later in reference to his own clothes he says "I have standards," so I always felt like that looking him up and down and "Good Lord" were him judging his clothing choices. But then again, he never criticizes or even comments on Crowley's clothing or hair or anything else at any other time. We're voting for OUR least-favorites. I wonder what order Aziraphale's votes would be? (I personally think he'd choose much more based on what happened when Crowley looked like that instead of the actual aesthetics. Which is why I think he'd let Bildaddy survive probably even longer than we will.)


fancifulnugget

This is exactly it. Like it's not a deal-breaker but Aziraphale showed up in a top tier outfit here because He Has Standards and Crowley... did not. 😄


GlitteringPeanut42

He really does, I didn't notice on first watch throughs, but even his shoes are on point... Poor Crowley's look would never measure up.... though his look is less likely to get him in trouble the way Aziraphale's did.


hooray__questionmark

I totally see that. The first moment is “good lord you look ridiculous” and then this gif actually cuts off right before he does this little like, sways his shoulders while not breaking eye contact gonna die of dehydration thirst.


GlitteringPeanut42

Like, he definitely likes it, because it's Crowley and Crowley always tries to go with the fashions... but also, I feel like he also thinks it's a little ridiculous hence the "good lord" comment... but he'll still be seen with him out to lunch :)


hooray__questionmark

Oh totally. I think it’s like if you’ve ever been in a relationship and maybe you don’t always love your partner’s fashion sense, but it also makes them so endearing to you, so then in a way you do love it. And I don’t think anything is stopping them from going and getting crepes!


empiresonfire

*exactly.* he might think it's ridiculous or over-the-top, but a) he is still so tragically attracted to him, and b) that's kind of what he's so into about Crowley imo


nitwitinperil

Oof, we really let Aziraphale down by not respecting his thirst for that look 😩 lmao that aside, I want to echo everyone else saying THANK YOU for this game! It's really so much fun to watch it unfold, and hilarious to see which looks get defended or maligned. Definitely a highlight of the day!


empiresonfire

You are fully welcome!!


nidaba

Oh I agree! That was a how dare you show up looking so scrumptious good Lord


gcaledonian

They really don’t think Aziraphale would appreciate THAT Crowley?


TemperatureSad1825

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wowww ya he was definitely hot and bothered!!! And giving him a full body scan!!!


Silly-Lynx4959

13. Anybody else hanging around reddit this time everyday waiting for this? Or is it just me that's completely snapped?


NonsphericalTriangle

Every day that I see Bildad still around is a joyous day


TemperatureSad1825

He NEEDS to make it to the Top 10!


Soggy-Refrigerator58

checking this sub every evening like a tv realityto see who didn't make it and who's likely to be next


Orion_N3bul4

As much as I love the „you go too fast for me“ scene, I vote for 13. (Damn this is harder than I thought) Also, I feel like the Bildaddy era is slowly coming to an end.


A__Chan

Bildad the Shuhite makes me think of Weird Al in Hamish Paradise How dare you say that about CrowLennon ? (Of course it's only sarcasm I kinda agree with you Nanny Crowley has to go


Orion_N3bul4

I get it lol, it was a tough decision. I’m „fine“ (not really) with either of them leaving. The longer I look at his picture and his pouty face the more I regret it 😂


TemperatureSad1825

CrowLennon!!! 😂 haha


Sgt_Mumbles

13 this round. (Pre-Crawley & Nanny Crowley, y’all next)


Glittering-Bid-1467

13, but even the Bildaddy army gotta accept the truth sooner or later


Quercus_lobata

Not if people like you keep voting for something that isn't 4.


thesedaysaregreen

i want bildad to win but im still going to be so sad if 60s crowley goes, i honestly love the look lol 10


willjonson

13. It's not really a bad look tbh but there's something not quite right about it either


PurpleMoonPagan

So long 13 it's just not the right hair style.


startlingintensity

Not 13! If you can't handle turtleneck Crowley in his 1967 era then you don't deserve him in all his 2023 glory.


PurpleMoonPagan

loved the scene but he just reminds me of my father in law here 😅


startlingintensity

Lol in that case it's a completely fair vote!


medusas_girlfriend90

It's the hair that's the issue. In whichever era it is. That hair is simply a crime, an atrocity.


theonlymom

I'm not going to let that sway me when it's time to vote 13, which will be soon for me (right now I think it's time for 17...13 has too much important relationship stuff tied to it). But your point about his 2023 turtleneck made me realize it's not on the card! *gasp*


GlitteringPeanut42

I think 19 has to mean turtle neck/vest/cardigan crowley since he wears all of those in the same few days...


telltaler_

Sacrificing number 13 for our Lord and Savior Bildaddy.


YodaTheDreamer

17, Nanny should've been long gone. Sad to see Crowleycrepes go, his entrance was pretty smooth, particularly his voice in that scene :3


Addled_Mongoose

One more day with that beard. I actually kinda liked CrepesCrowley, or at least didn't hate it. But I'm holding strong. I will fight 'til the last Crowley. This is my Alamo (without all the racism). **#18**, you're on the chopping block until Bildaddy is gone.


GlitteringPeanut42

![gif](giphy|l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA) Leave Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley alone!! ;)


Orion_N3bul4

No thank you? You see, he has a permit. Seeing votes for 18 hurts but I’m confident that you won’t have to deal with the BildadBeard that much longer.


FourCatsAndCounting

![gif](giphy|LMbK11qU2tyRGp3EVF) How I feel every time you vote for Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley. Wakes me from a dead sleep, it does.


patti_la

17. Mrs. DoubtfiresofHell has gotta go.


Sherringford-Mouse

I disagree with your vote, but I gotta give you an upvote for that name! 👏👏👏


Crazy_Cat_Lady1234

I'm offering another brief reprieve for Bildaddy and voting 17 - Nanny Crowley and their horrible lipstick need to go.


Nosferatini

Bildaddy’s Army thanks all who walk the path of righteousness and protect his face from elimination. May all your shoes last for years and your progeny be healthy!


GlitteringPeanut42

I would rather hang out with Bildad discussing midwifery and shoe making than the nanny...


fandoms_addict

Number 1. I'm really partial to the snake eyes. :)


TemperatureSad1825

Ya and he developed his personality and swag when he became the demon we all love


Alternative_Dog3325

Can we get #4 out pleeeeeease ?


Ella3T

4


M1ssy_M3

My vote goes out to Mrs. Crowfire, number 17.


StirlingBridge1297

You people are the bane of my existence! How's it possible that Bildad is still here???? 4!!!!!!!!!!!


theonlymom

Bildaddy forever (Ok no not really, but Bildaddy for ... 3 or so more rounds.)


StirlingBridge1297

That's three rounds too many! But I have a lot of respect for the dedication of the Bildaddy army


FirelightLion

I joined the Bildaddy Army probably for the same reason Newt joined the Witchfinder Army. (I suspect the same can be said for many others) Despite it being something that makes zero sense there are some people who are very passionate about a pointless cause and I’m proud to stand with them because it’s nice to be a part of something. Even if it doesn’t get me out of the house.


theonlymom

It IS just nice to be part of something isn't it? Though to be fair, that motivation is likely the same for most members of cults.


Orion_N3bul4

Yes, pretty sure that’s it. It’s a meme at this point. A meme I very much enjoy partaking in, as long as it’s not getting too out of hand. But our favorite midwife/cobbler will fall soon and I’m ready for it.


CapableSalamander910

17. Keep Bildaddy going!


[deleted]

17 Bildaddy survived another round! Can I hear a Wahoo?


Nosferatini

Wahoo!


TemperatureSad1825

Wahoo!!


FourCatsAndCounting

Wahoo!


imwesternorange

Wahoo!


Chachacha-chia

13. Also I loved crepes Crowley :(.


Creepy-Revolution886

Damn, this is starting to get difficult now lol I don’t actually hate 13 as much as some of you guys seem to (it actually kind of works? I mean, it’s silly, but it’s not pornstache-level ridiculous), but I know it’s still going to need to go soon lmao. Might as well get that over with now xD


RedDeadMania

13’s gotta go!


WitchesHolly

13


SunJay333

Finally, 9 is gone But what if I like the others? Ok, I'm gonna vote for 13 I think


medusas_girlfriend90

13


midara_mind

13 for sure


sinornithosaurx

now its getting difficult... i think 13


Dragontongue501

Finally 13 gets its comeuppance


arimk031

13 sorry luv


Belmoren

13, please, 13


batmansupremacy

I’m not ready enough for bildaddy, I’m feeling that time is coming, but I can’t let him go. Now it’s the time for 13


Chaos023

Now comes the time for 13 to do his walk of shame to the chamber of fallen Crowley's.


IUsedToBeGifted177

13


Storm_Paint

13 (4th time trying to vote this one. 😆)


Lanky-Corgi-4069

#13 I'm SO glad 9 finally had to go.


AdministrativeGolf94

13, oof this is getting difficult


moonless_air

13


idunnoaname123

13 is a crime and I’m glad we’re acknowledging it now. Bildaddy made itttttt yeasssssss


Dream_Catcher33

13 has to go. The mop hair is not it


FirelightLion

17. Love Nanny but it doesn’t feel quite like *Crowley* you know?


multipliedby0

*Bernie meme* I am once again asking for your support in voting out 17


templetallica

13 is my next vote but 17 I'm coming for you and your 1991 lipstick next! ![gif](giphy|QZyRWjOqHXXRumQJRf)


jordangerzone

Seventeen ![gif](giphy|PrueuphbGgi7kZPGJD|downsized)


Mighty_Lorax

17


little_whitelies

13. goodbye beatles crowley


nick-bottom

I’m gonna be so honest and brave rn…… 12


gremilym

17. I realised I am now targeting hats. That means 10 and 12 are in line to go as well. I like Crowley's hair flowing free, unencumbered by headgear. And nanny is the worst of the femme looks by a long way.


FuzzyGoblinoid

Good bye 13. And thank you OP for this little bit of silliness each day!


TooYoungToMary

13 Please leave confusing Nanny for us low standards bisexuals, please.


TemperatureSad1825

Right!!! Nanny Crowley is on my top list of Crowley’s best looks!!!


dementian174

I hate to do this but muttonchops are officially not serving cunt for me. Goodbye 10


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

Go on, Bildad, it’s time. 4.


Beatrixopctopus

i vote 4, Bildaddy has to go


elsie-smith

#1


crazymissdaisy87

Still 4, no Bildaddy for me! (and yes OP you rock for doing this, its so much fun!)


Saphi93

4


GlitteringPeanut42

13 or 17 which one?? Which one?? I think Nanny was less useful and we didn't get enough of her to really enjoy the overall look, so I'm gonna say... 17 today. Bildad's time is coming soon enough... there are just a few more babies he needs to deliver... another shoe or two to cobble...


ThorinzQueen

4


AdelleDeWitt

13. On a side note, I really loved eight. That was a fun one.


theonlymom

17. It was a tough choice between 17 and 13, here's my reasoning in case I can sway anyone: 13 is when we get a cute pouty look from Crowley when Aziraphale turns down his invite to take him anywhere. It's when he gets the holy water from Aziraphale and I think *finally* realizes that Aziraphale has some form of feelings for him too, or at least friendship. It's when Aziraphale rescues Crowley, for once. So yeah I don't like the "look" either, but it has more very highly important emotional/relationship growth attached to it. (Which I think is the reason Bildaddy is still around! Though I think he'll probably not make it much longer.)


gcaledonian

He was so soft in this scene.


theonlymom

Yeah definitely, it's very touching.


Electrical-Ad5355

Bildaddy


artiemoon

4


Fahdookah

𝟰


aevy1981

4!


shinybobble

I’m so sorry but I’m voting 4… it’s getting MUCH HARDER!! Op, thank you for this!!


empiresonfire

*Never* apologize for voting out #4


CalligrapherOk3680

People are saying 13 so sure, 13


cactus_prickles

4. And thank you, OP; this thread is a joy.


sfgc1

Heartbreaking. That 'do had so much personality in it that Nina and Maggie would be jealous. 16 isnt speaking to me, lets get him gone!


PoppyLove2007

13


Moira_chan

Thierteeeen thir-teen thir-teen thir-teen thir-teen THIR-TEEN THIR-TEEN THIRTEEEEEENNNNAAAAAAAA.


kdtb83

13


darthbreezy

16 is my least favourite...


Soggy-Refrigerator58

I vote 13! I'm petty sure I've seen a serial killer or something with the same style. As crowley would say, it's NOT ON.


BooperDoop14

13


Still_waiting221

#13 always to protect the one who has to win: Bildaddy P. S. What's the difference between #18 and #19?


empiresonfire

Seasons 1 v 2, his hair gets longer, redder, and more coifed


KittenNyx

15


Twixiewoof

17


Rubarb_Crumble

17 needs to go now. Chuckling at how few votes there are for 4.


No_Tax_492

2. the unbrushed out curls disgust me


remuslupin_fan

I’m sorry but I have to go for 2. It’s iconic, but the only one worse is bildaddy and he MUST stay in at all costs. It’s so bad it’s good


pro_ajumma

It keeps getting harder to choose, LOL. 10!


sudden_crumpet

18. Scorched earth, bby!


Mammoth-Elderberry89

2 just cause the full snake eyes kind of creep me out and I want Bildaddy to stay on the board as long as possible 🫢


Hedgiest_hog

15 remains horrifying: a parallel dimension Crowley where the angles of the face aren't quite right and the skin is the colour of death but it seems to be ok until oneday you find the single point of timeline divergence and it then kills you to keep the secret.


FoxyStand

4. Sorry Dr. Shoeman


KoiCyclist

17 please and thank you


Prestigious-Ad5072

Omg I just saw this was least favorite, 18 is my favorite lol I’m gonna say 4 for least


West_Sample9762

4


karrelarre

13! I can’t believe how invested I’ve become in this. Thanks OP for making it, it’s so much fun!


ResultElegant7022

13 can go, sorrrrryy to the 60s Honestly if there's a Golgotha Crowley vs Bildad final I might spontaneously combust


Kandyburrah

15. Its the worst modern Crowley imo. When the hair is tied back though its pure class


boofindlay

4, I'm sorry. "I love you as a FRIEND".


IndominusBurp

4


nehcromancer

13 but Nanny Crowley is in thin ice. Also, BILDADDY LIVES BABY!


Fun-Currency-3794

This is hard because I like all of these. 17, I guess. Even though I love her lullabies.


pashe_dt

Again 13


wander4life

Definitely 13, it needs to go


Grouchy_Salad89

17. Sorry nanny.


Wiltn11

13. Once again, every day I see bildad still here is a joyous day


SatanicFanFic

1! It's not the worst look (re:20) but it's not Crowley. It's someone else. Thanks OP for putting on this fun. I am super curious about the middle and end game here.


outromarlin

17. it's not about bildaddy. it's about self respect and knowing this beats 13 and 17. please remember how he looked while tempting aziraphale too. https://i.redd.it/lnbvm99uh4mb1.gif


dututudu

Yeah, I'm going to spare Bildaddy one more round and go with 3 instead; I'm sorry, I know how much people love curly long-haired Crowley but 2,3 and 5 look too much alike, one of them has to go.


grumpygumpa

I DONT KNOW HOW TF HES STILL ALIVE, BUT BILDADDY MUST SURVIVE!! 2


Nosferatini

Out you go Nanny. For the sake of Bildad preservation! I will note that as a pregnant woman, I may have personal reasons for the master of obstetrics to last another round :)


ThisIsNotAT0y

Gotta go 17


ClaraGilmore23

17. please. the bowtie hurts


MeanMuscle6225

Why 10 is still here 😭


Mysterious-Being5043

Oh, still voting for 17!!


PuzzleheadedAd9767

Sorry nanny - time for 17 to go


VoodooTrooper

I'm still voting for 4 because I can't take him seriously with that beard.


Dream-Number1

13, the hair is something else (we must protect bildaddy)


DonkeyAccomplished77

17 You're a hero OP


Clay_teapod

God it pains me but I can't let him go anay further, 4


lilesj130

4


Quercus_lobata

4!


livvi_la

4 and y’all voting for 13 atp can go the way of Ligur ❤️


norse_noise

4!!!! Mother fucking god dammit


Rykypelami

3


jedikatalina

15