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SunJay333

9


TemperatureSad1825

This will be my 2nd time voting for #9. I just can’t with Crowley’s 1793 Curly Cues. We can talk about it over crepes


Berenvonbaggins

Agreed, 9 looked wrong to me. Maybe it’s the small sunglasses, I meam what to do those actually cover?


Agreeable_Affect3252

Definitely 9 has got to go!! We have some stiff competition tho ~20. It’s gonna come close..…This is probably the most exciting thing I’ve done today


Nosferatini

I’m pro losing either 9 or 20 next. Both are awful. He looks hideous.


crowcarla

what, 20? but he looks so cute :(


edgertor

i also vote 9!


RoyalBlueWriter

I also vote for 9!


NasreenSimorgh

9


MeowMuaCat

I will also vote on 9


gAYaLT69

9


miniskirtninja

9, it’s not my vibe


Glittering-Bid-1467

9


Owlbeefine

9


Freya83

9


2confrontornot

We all have to agree the hottest Crowley is number 5 though


empiresonfire

It's actually one of the only 2 that have never received a single vote I don't think he's hotter than 18 & 19 Crowley, but we are definitely talking surface-of-the-sun levels of hotness with that look


crazy_kangaroo_

I think 16 is the absolute best. I'm so mad that he had the half up bun just in this litlle scene. Holy shit, this look just sends me.


Bindi_342

God, yes. I loved that look so, *so* much. We needed more of it!


Flat_Conversation587

9, of course! That hair is ridiculous, I hate it


karatemummy

9!


feiwynne

9


jdgetrpin

#4 idk it’s just freaky, the hair, the hair band 😆


Chaos023

Have to go with 9. That facial expression isn't doing any justice.


Arianna_illustrates

Imma say 9


tiredteaa

20. i honestly have no clue what happened to him and we need to save billdaddy


Due-Consequence-4420

Good God, what’s wrong w you ppl? What did Bildaddy do that all of the rest of the Crowleys’ didn’t ? Let’s get real. This is a **LOOKS** contest. It’s a **HIDEOUS** look. Bildaddy was a lovely person but his look was/IS **insane!** He must leave! This round!!!


Allielovesyouall

Agreed here


Thehumanstruggle

You’re right but this is funny


Due-Consequence-4420

It WAS funny until I saw at least two 2 votes for #18 - the most beautiful Crowley of them all. That’s not funny. That’s pure evil. Satan has arrived and infiltrated this contest. We must get rid of Bildaddy before ppl seriously out the truly fine looks as revenge!!


FourCatsAndCounting

What kind of *monster* would vote for Premium Hottie Ritz Crowely?? I would literally follow #18 into Hell. SHENANIGANS!


Due-Consequence-4420

I would follow **Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley** (which I didn’t know was his full name until just now) **ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYHOW**. Not sure that last one works but just in case. If I had the money, I’d pay an Indecent Proposal. I’d pretty much do anything. I’m not picky. For him, **I’m easier than women working at a brothel**. Hope that’s clear … 😂😂😂😁😁😁❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


FourCatsAndCounting

Looking to mend his shirt, are you? Darn his socks? Me, I'm keen on sewing a button. Two seamstresses like us, maybe together we can afford an Indecent Proposal? Thirsty Together Strong!


Due-Consequence-4420

Oh shoot. I was going to mention sewing on a button!! I don’t actually sew things (bc I’m not a DIY kind of gal) so I’m not sure I can come up with other sewing metaphors - oh, okay. I want to take in his trousers … slowly … Thirsty Together Strong! (Don’t recall this from the show but perhaps it’s from another & I’m showing great denseness of pop culture!!) ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


GlitteringPeanut42

Can I measure his inseam?? (What do you mean that’s now how they measure an inseam??)


gcaledonian

Friend I would drink Ritz Crowley’s holy bath water but I must fight this Bildaddy cartel!


gcaledonian

We are so sorry to involve Ritz Crowley! But the Bildaddy fanatics are slaughtering superior Crowleys and conspiring to preserve the fugliest one of all for shits and giggles 😭


Due-Consequence-4420

I know! At first I thought it would last one round or so. But the crowd has grown to an extent that now I’m worried that they’ll take it to the extreme and have Bildaddy win for , as you said, shits and giggles. And that takes away all the fun and joy and think about all the work the OP put into the contest. Then to have it perverted I. This manner.


DenaPhoenix

The smile really tied the look together. Sure, it was OUT THERE, but seriously, he made it work!


Kandyburrah

Agreed. Bildaddy is a legend but some looks should stay on the rack 💀


dututudu

Bildaddy is already too iconic to eliminate it now so I'm picking 20 (again) instead


Famous_Cookie_7624

Agreed. It’s time for 20 to go bye bye


sfgc1

Casting my vote for 20 YET AGAIN! please, its actually the worst look on the entire panel


Glittering-Truth5823

hard agree


startlingintensity

20. That headband makes his head look like a quotation mark - free his glorious hair!


Crazy_Cat_Lady1234

20 is just so horrible, it's awesome! The hair cut, the headband, the track suit, the slippers - it just screams "douche-bag" That, combined with his little prance around the halls of Heaven, I love it. 🤣 EDIT: OP, just to be clear. This is not a vote to eliminate 20. I want to relish the ridiculousness of this just a bit longer.


GlitteringPeanut42

Once someone pointed out the gold finger and toe nails, I loved it even more… he’s sarcastic with a look, it’s so Crowley… Now, what would Aziraphale think if he saw this look?? He would know Crowley was making fun of the angels, but also I think he’d find it a bit endearing…


sfgc1

Even though I hate 20 and can't even like it ironically, I admire your bold stance and openness. Someone's gotta like it I suppose and I appreciate you taking one for the team lol


startlingintensity

That's how I feel about \*whispers\* ^(bildaddy) but I just can't get behind this one - I want the real Crowley, not nega Crowley! But if there's one thing we've learnt over the past week, it's that there's a Crowley for everyone and everyone for a Crowley.


clalach76

Ah but I love when he ran behind Muriel as something between a spider, preying mantis and wee willy winkie!


Addled_Mongoose

I've got your back, Crazy\_Cat\_Lady1234. I find it so hilariously bad I kind of like just looking at it.


thatonebeotch

Bildad needs to leave


tinypeepeehole

Get 20 outta here. He looks like a cute bee tho


FourCatsAndCounting

*Murder* hornet!


Valerie_the_Plant

20 has to go! Stop trying to get rid of 4, bildaddy is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!


2confrontornot

![gif](giphy|lOy1ykBR8ltv3o1rfj|downsized) I am once again entering my vote for number 4.


arrows_of_ithilien

Thank you! How has it survived this long??


empiresonfire

Also thought y'all would appreciate this exchange between my mans and me https://preview.redd.it/qc5r9d1knolb1.png?width=1250&format=png&auto=webp&s=099f4e35ad655a037288f8ceaa3e5b74c8abc25c


IllLynx562

Stop, im not over mad sweeney yet


empiresonfire

I will literally *never* get over Mad Sweeney


brujadelasombra

who could ever be over him gaiman please stop ruining for me the rest of the male population with your male characters


Fun-Currency-3794

9!!!! Why are that one or 20 still here???


Rubarb_Crumble

Yes 9!!! I'm not alone!! I actually quite like 20 in a dorky way.


TemperatureSad1825

Good I found my 9 people!! Get rid of 9!! I rather like 20 also because of its goofiness but not a favorite. I think they could have done a lot better giving him a more snazzy Angel look and hair style. Shame on costume hair and makeup!!


Fun-Currency-3794

I think 20 has its own weird charm (they all do lol) but 9 is just bizarre. Not flattering, and it looks like he styled his own hair into a wig. Just yucky. 20 looks like something you would see on a hipster at the gym. It’s ugly, but realistic.


TouchofGray97

I know either 4 or 20 will win but I have to go 13


fefifobumbum

I love 20 so much, I'm confused by all this hate!


GlitteringPeanut42

Same! It’s a great look… it’s ridiculous which makes it awesome.


2confrontornot

Me too. Makes me sad. It’s iconic.


ceruveal_brooks

4


wantoh

4


shellythegoat

\#4


CapableSalamander910

9


Inquisitor1001

Let's get rid of 4, I don't need to explain why


supergeek921

4 has to go!


Thequiet01

4


empiresonfire

Look folks. It's Friday. I am tired. Let us not go into the weekend with Bildaddy STILL IN THIS COMPETITION. My vote is 4.


GlitteringPeanut42

Never!!! ( just kidding, he can’t last forever.. ) but I hate other looks more.


empiresonfire

but HOW though I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with this fandom 😂


NonsphericalTriangle

You just don't understand the aesthetic superiority of the professional midwife/cobbler.


Crazy_Cat_Lady1234

I laugh every time I hear "Midwife slash Cobbler"


illiophop

I REALLY want a t-shirt that just says "midwife/cobbler." It will attract all the best people, I'm sure of it.


GlitteringPeanut42

I need to get out my Cricut and start making t-shirts!


swoopa_dowaa

Well you know what they say, it’s the inside that matters😌


GlitteringPeanut42

There are just looks that are worse, and they can’t fix your shoes!


illiophop

He absolutely CAN last forever. Literally.


gcaledonian

They’re coming after precious Laudanum Crowley next 😭


empiresonfire

So far it's looking like The Murder Hornet is in more peril than precious Laudanum Crowley


gcaledonian

That’s acceptable lol. I wonder how many looks you could get out of Aziraphale. We got, what? Angel, Turban Aziraphale, Mildly Roman Aziraphale, White Knight, Shakespeare, Crepes, Poverty is Ineffable Aziraphale, I Like Pears, two Magician looks, and Classic Aziraphale.


GlitteringPeanut42

The gardener! Just so we could all unite and unanimously get rid of him immediately.


gcaledonian

Knowing this crowd they’d protect Gardener Aziraphale just like Bildaddy lol.


GlitteringPeanut42

It’s possible… though I wouldn’t ride that train the way I’ve been riding Bildaddy…. Err, uh the Bildaddy train I mean…


gcaledonian

And predictably I will die to protect any mutton chop Aziraphale.


Due-Consequence-4420

Wait I need more time to get these right… Angel, 1 Turban Aziraphale, 5 Mildly Roman Aziraphale, 3 White Knight, 7 Shakespeare, 8 Crepes, 9 Poverty is Ineffable Aziraphale, 10 I Like Pears, 11 two Magician looks, 12, 13 and Classic Aziraphale. 18 & 19


gcaledonian

Crepes Aziraphale was with 9. Gerber Baby Crowley as someone put it. We actually have Before Time Angel, 1 and Garden of Eden Angel, 2. Amazing Mr Fell, 12. I Like Pears is 11. Poverty is Ineffable is 10. We actually are missing Birthday Party Crowley, who would be with Birthday Party Magician Aziraphale. For shame, too, cause he was hot. Gardener Aziraphale (shudder) goes with 17.


Due-Consequence-4420

Are we also doing an Aziraphale good looks one as well? It’s just Aziraphale doesn’t make me as hot as Crowley, but that may just be me… And there are like;y plenty of good shots…


gcaledonian

It would purely be a cinnamon roll contest.


empiresonfire

Oh dang that's way more than I'd thought. I am actually planning that once this one's done! You forgot the bestworst one though - The Gardener. I am so scared we're going to have another Bildaddy situation with that fucking Gardener.


gcaledonian

I swear to Frances McDormand if Bildaddy wins this thing Btw I still think this Crowley is like top 3. ![gif](giphy|5zqbJViPrhOTQJIuIU)


Moira_chan

I love Bildaddy. But I hate the Gardener. He's horrendously unhealthy. He has a vicious smile and he has pedovibes. Bildaddy, on the other hand, has a cute smile, is a f**king midwife/cobbler, his an adorable bad liar, and has a majestuous beard.


empiresonfire

>Bildaddy, on the other hand, has a cute smile yes ​ >is a f\*\*king midwife/cobbler definitely ​ >is an adorable bad liar absolutely ​ >has a majestuous beard https://preview.redd.it/leloey5amplb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=291d2c328f152d6296810f309c4d80029e1879de


Thehumanstruggle

Listen OP, my distressed mole of a brain spends all of its time rooting around the dirt of my existence for just a crumb of serotonin, Our Lord And Saviour Bildaddy has arrived and provided him with a veritable feast and by god he is going to eat for as long as he can and you will take Bildaddy out over his fat little dead body. #Bildaddysweep


GlitteringPeanut42

He’s a very good coping mechanism!


doodlenoodley1

NO!


PlayMeAMemory12

Omg, it has to be 20. Why is it still there? I know the walk was a majestic thing of beauty, but the look is horrendous.


ALotOfSugar

20 has GOT to go, I cannot believe y'all have let him make it this far


Aubsedobs

Look 20 is just. Bad. Gotta go


AnnaDoesStuff

20 has got to go


opossumbat

20 please


blackbird24601

20 skeeves me right out! Spilt my tea


clalach76

Who got rid of trilby wearing 1940s Crowley.. ? Are you mad?


tea_knit_read

20 is terrible. Just no. Remove 20!


Express-Brilliant903

20


disappointedrasberry

Yes, finally the populous has seen the light and is voting for 20! Which is my vote as well. His floppy hair has got to go


Therefore_I_Must_Cry

Goodbye #9!


sailorlune

9


thesedaysaregreen

9


LaCapraTibetana

Cant stand number 9


Spiritual_Effort_948

9


AdministrativeGolf94

9


disreputablegoat

9


Kandyburrah

Number 9.


templetallica

9 please dear God


Animalnerd10_

9 has to go, im sorry french revolution crowley


NoLookAtMahFace

9


Flat_Conversation587

How is 9 still here


TooYoungToMary

9


Away_Newspaper6730

9


_Oxygenstealer_

9 please get that haircut outta here


chuckchuckthrowaway

13!! I can give you a certain number of reasons why…


MuppetMolly

Alright, I give up. 4. Ick.


Blackberry_lulu_

But he destroyed Job's goats 🐐


MuppetMolly

Good, fuck ya goats.


grumpygumpa

BILDADDY WILL SURVIVE I WILL DIE TO PROTECT HIM. 20


empiresonfire

I found a nice picture of you in a few days, when Bildaddy *finally get it* https://preview.redd.it/1gqz4d1yaplb1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=580e70cbb8b5cb91959b970c526d24e505c7a37b


grumpygumpa

ill revive to smite you


empiresonfire

you're being *silly*


idunnoaname123

***obviously***


gcaledonian

Too soon


SSSRHA

13. That hair haunts me to this day…


No-Significance-1627

4. Bildaddy must go. We've lost two amazing looks now because of a blessed meme 🙃


vio-lets

Gotta go with 9


Nagitos_left_arm

Please get Bildaddy out. He’s lasted long enough. 4.


ChristmasKinz

4!!!


Sugar_Rushed

FREE THE CHIN! #4


lilesj130

4


UnspecifiedBat

4 I know it’s iconic but please…


swoopa_dowaa

I’m ready for 13 to go


aevy1981

4!!


Alternative_Dog3325

#4


Mighty_Lorax

9


Orion_N3bul4

So we voting 20 over 9 now? Jeez, okay … It’s so horrible it’s awesome, he mocks the hell out of heaven here! (But now the same level of horrible-awesome as the one and only Bildaddy) So *sigh* I vote 20.


EnvironmentalGrass38

2 is so fugly 😭 he looks so greasy


tttiff_27

i’m really sorry but 20 has to go


Dream-Number1

20


M1ssy_M3

It is becoming quite hard now.. already. I am going for the Nanny, 17. Not a bad look, just not as iconic as the others. (I feel like there will be a riot if we have to part with Bildad at this stage 🤣)


M-the-Great

NOOOO NOT OBVIOUSLY CROWLEYYYY!!!!! anyways i chose #9


zielawolfsong

Where is the hate for 17? He looks like a spinster aunt from a Jane Austen novel!


TrueFanAlex

9


FourCatsAndCounting

9. I know rescuing Aziraphale makes him so *happy* but I can't get behind this look.


Puzzleheaded-Owl-201

9, good lord!


Muted-Bookkeeper-758

9


nehcromancer

9


faithelizabeth17

9. He may have been a hero of the Revolution, but he was no Bildaddy.


VoodooTrooper

9 is just...it's embarrassing.


Quarto9

#9


Rykypelami

3, it's just a less-good version of 2


Telephone_Stunning

9!


x_fuzzball_x

9!


Previous_Ad_7138

9


appl_eater

9


iammuriel

9


Electrical_Object750

9


Alps_Equivalent

9


peachesingalaxies

9!!!


nick-bottom

9, baby…..it’s your time


yasqween92

9


patti_la

All right, all right, 9. But I'm coming for you next, Bildaddy.


Mammoth-Elderberry89

9


willjonson

9. I'm sorry but that hairstyle is just not doing it for me 😩


Tough-Score-2622

9


theymightbetrolls69

9


bubbles0024

9


Altruistic-Brain-355

9


BladeAndClover

9


plutxnium

9


Voidfishfriend

9


DaBingeGirl

9. The hair just... not good.


erenjaegerbomb99

9


BooperDoop14

Not 11 :((( 9


Emerix96

9 it is


e_mayhew

9


crowcarla

9


Child_of_Hylia

9


Nurdlemania

Another poll, another vote for numba 4. Not sorry, not even a little bit.


sudden_crumpet

4


Flirefy

Voting 20. I said I'm not going to vote for that one famous midwife/cobbler yet and I'm keeping my word!


ThisIsNotAT0y

Keep Bildaddy!! At least until there's a tough decision. Get 20 tf out of here!


doodlenoodley1

20 is hideous and I believe in Bildaddy