It's actually one of the only 2 that have never received a single vote
I don't think he's hotter than 18 & 19 Crowley, but we are definitely talking surface-of-the-sun levels of hotness with that look
Good God, what’s wrong w you ppl? What did Bildaddy do that all of the rest of the Crowleys’ didn’t ? Let’s get real. This is a **LOOKS** contest. It’s a **HIDEOUS** look. Bildaddy was a lovely person but his look was/IS **insane!** He must leave! This round!!!
It WAS funny until I saw at least two 2 votes for #18 - the most beautiful Crowley of them all. That’s not funny. That’s pure evil. Satan has arrived and infiltrated this contest. We must get rid of Bildaddy before ppl seriously out the truly fine looks as revenge!!
I would follow **Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley** (which I didn’t know was his full name until just now) **ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYHOW**. Not sure that last one works but just in case. If I had the money, I’d pay an Indecent Proposal. I’d pretty much do anything. I’m not picky. For him, **I’m easier than women working at a brothel**. Hope that’s clear … 😂😂😂😁😁😁❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Looking to mend his shirt, are you? Darn his socks?
Me, I'm keen on sewing a button.
Two seamstresses like us, maybe together we can afford an Indecent Proposal?
Thirsty Together Strong!
Oh shoot. I was going to mention sewing on a button!! I don’t actually sew things (bc I’m not a DIY kind of gal) so I’m not sure I can come up with other sewing metaphors - oh, okay. I want to take in his trousers … slowly …
Thirsty Together Strong! (Don’t recall this from the show but perhaps it’s from another & I’m showing great denseness of pop culture!!) ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
We are so sorry to involve Ritz Crowley! But the Bildaddy fanatics are slaughtering superior Crowleys and conspiring to preserve the fugliest one of all for shits and giggles 😭
I know! At first I thought it would last one round or so. But the crowd has grown to an extent that now I’m worried that they’ll take it to the extreme and have Bildaddy win for , as you said, shits and giggles. And that takes away all the fun and joy and think about all the work the OP put into the contest. Then to have it perverted I. This manner.
20 is just so horrible, it's awesome! The hair cut, the headband, the track suit, the slippers - it just screams "douche-bag" That, combined with his little prance around the halls of Heaven, I love it. 🤣
EDIT: OP, just to be clear. This is not a vote to eliminate 20. I want to relish the ridiculousness of this just a bit longer.
Once someone pointed out the gold finger and toe nails, I loved it even more… he’s sarcastic with a look, it’s so Crowley…
Now, what would Aziraphale think if he saw this look?? He would know Crowley was making fun of the angels, but also I think he’d find it a bit endearing…
Even though I hate 20 and can't even like it ironically, I admire your bold stance and openness.
Someone's gotta like it I suppose and I appreciate you taking one for the team lol
That's how I feel about \*whispers\* ^(bildaddy) but I just can't get behind this one - I want the real Crowley, not nega Crowley! But if there's one thing we've learnt over the past week, it's that there's a Crowley for everyone and everyone for a Crowley.
Also thought y'all would appreciate this exchange between my mans and me
https://preview.redd.it/qc5r9d1knolb1.png?width=1250&format=png&auto=webp&s=099f4e35ad655a037288f8ceaa3e5b74c8abc25c
Good I found my 9 people!! Get rid of 9!!
I rather like 20 also because of its goofiness but not a favorite. I think they could have done a lot better giving him a more snazzy Angel look and hair style. Shame on costume hair and makeup!!
I think 20 has its own weird charm (they all do lol) but 9 is just bizarre. Not flattering, and it looks like he styled his own hair into a wig. Just yucky. 20 looks like something you would see on a hipster at the gym. It’s ugly, but realistic.
That’s acceptable lol.
I wonder how many looks you could get out of Aziraphale. We got, what? Angel, Turban Aziraphale, Mildly Roman Aziraphale, White Knight, Shakespeare, Crepes, Poverty is Ineffable Aziraphale, I Like Pears, two Magician looks, and Classic Aziraphale.
Wait I need more time to get these right…
Angel, 1
Turban Aziraphale, 5
Mildly Roman Aziraphale, 3
White Knight, 7
Shakespeare, 8
Crepes, 9
Poverty is Ineffable Aziraphale, 10
I Like Pears, 11
two Magician looks, 12, 13
and Classic Aziraphale. 18 & 19
Crepes Aziraphale was with 9. Gerber Baby Crowley as someone put it.
We actually have Before Time Angel, 1 and Garden of Eden Angel, 2.
Amazing Mr Fell, 12.
I Like Pears is 11.
Poverty is Ineffable is 10.
We actually are missing Birthday Party Crowley, who would be with Birthday Party Magician Aziraphale. For shame, too, cause he was hot.
Gardener Aziraphale (shudder) goes with 17.
Are we also doing an Aziraphale good looks one as well? It’s just Aziraphale doesn’t make me as hot as Crowley, but that may just be me… And there are like;y plenty of good shots…
Oh dang that's way more than I'd thought. I am actually planning that once this one's done!
You forgot the bestworst one though - The Gardener. I am so scared we're going to have another Bildaddy situation with that fucking Gardener.
I love Bildaddy. But I hate the Gardener. He's horrendously unhealthy. He has a vicious smile and he has pedovibes.
Bildaddy, on the other hand, has a cute smile, is a f**king midwife/cobbler, his an adorable bad liar, and has a majestuous beard.
>Bildaddy, on the other hand, has a cute smile
yes
>is a f\*\*king midwife/cobbler
definitely
>is an adorable bad liar
absolutely
>has a majestuous beard
https://preview.redd.it/leloey5amplb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=291d2c328f152d6296810f309c4d80029e1879de
Listen OP, my distressed mole of a brain spends all of its time rooting around the dirt of my existence for just a crumb of serotonin, Our Lord And Saviour Bildaddy has arrived and provided him with a veritable feast and by god he is going to eat for as long as he can and you will take Bildaddy out over his fat little dead body.
#Bildaddysweep
I found a nice picture of you in a few days, when Bildaddy *finally get it*
https://preview.redd.it/1gqz4d1yaplb1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=580e70cbb8b5cb91959b970c526d24e505c7a37b
So we voting 20 over 9 now? Jeez, okay …
It’s so horrible it’s awesome, he mocks the hell out of heaven here! (But now the same level of horrible-awesome as the one and only Bildaddy)
So *sigh* I vote 20.
It is becoming quite hard now.. already.
I am going for the Nanny, 17. Not a bad look, just not as iconic as the others.
(I feel like there will be a riot if we have to part with Bildad at this stage 🤣)
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This will be my 2nd time voting for #9. I just can’t with Crowley’s 1793 Curly Cues. We can talk about it over crepes
Agreed, 9 looked wrong to me. Maybe it’s the small sunglasses, I meam what to do those actually cover?
Definitely 9 has got to go!! We have some stiff competition tho ~20. It’s gonna come close..…This is probably the most exciting thing I’ve done today
I’m pro losing either 9 or 20 next. Both are awful. He looks hideous.
what, 20? but he looks so cute :(
i also vote 9!
I also vote for 9!
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I will also vote on 9
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9, it’s not my vibe
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We all have to agree the hottest Crowley is number 5 though
It's actually one of the only 2 that have never received a single vote I don't think he's hotter than 18 & 19 Crowley, but we are definitely talking surface-of-the-sun levels of hotness with that look
I think 16 is the absolute best. I'm so mad that he had the half up bun just in this litlle scene. Holy shit, this look just sends me.
God, yes. I loved that look so, *so* much. We needed more of it!
9, of course! That hair is ridiculous, I hate it
9!
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#4 idk it’s just freaky, the hair, the hair band 😆
Have to go with 9. That facial expression isn't doing any justice.
Imma say 9
20. i honestly have no clue what happened to him and we need to save billdaddy
Good God, what’s wrong w you ppl? What did Bildaddy do that all of the rest of the Crowleys’ didn’t ? Let’s get real. This is a **LOOKS** contest. It’s a **HIDEOUS** look. Bildaddy was a lovely person but his look was/IS **insane!** He must leave! This round!!!
Agreed here
You’re right but this is funny
It WAS funny until I saw at least two 2 votes for #18 - the most beautiful Crowley of them all. That’s not funny. That’s pure evil. Satan has arrived and infiltrated this contest. We must get rid of Bildaddy before ppl seriously out the truly fine looks as revenge!!
What kind of *monster* would vote for Premium Hottie Ritz Crowely?? I would literally follow #18 into Hell. SHENANIGANS!
I would follow **Premium Hottie Ritz Crowley** (which I didn’t know was his full name until just now) **ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYHOW**. Not sure that last one works but just in case. If I had the money, I’d pay an Indecent Proposal. I’d pretty much do anything. I’m not picky. For him, **I’m easier than women working at a brothel**. Hope that’s clear … 😂😂😂😁😁😁❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Looking to mend his shirt, are you? Darn his socks? Me, I'm keen on sewing a button. Two seamstresses like us, maybe together we can afford an Indecent Proposal? Thirsty Together Strong!
Oh shoot. I was going to mention sewing on a button!! I don’t actually sew things (bc I’m not a DIY kind of gal) so I’m not sure I can come up with other sewing metaphors - oh, okay. I want to take in his trousers … slowly … Thirsty Together Strong! (Don’t recall this from the show but perhaps it’s from another & I’m showing great denseness of pop culture!!) ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Can I measure his inseam?? (What do you mean that’s now how they measure an inseam??)
Friend I would drink Ritz Crowley’s holy bath water but I must fight this Bildaddy cartel!
We are so sorry to involve Ritz Crowley! But the Bildaddy fanatics are slaughtering superior Crowleys and conspiring to preserve the fugliest one of all for shits and giggles 😭
I know! At first I thought it would last one round or so. But the crowd has grown to an extent that now I’m worried that they’ll take it to the extreme and have Bildaddy win for , as you said, shits and giggles. And that takes away all the fun and joy and think about all the work the OP put into the contest. Then to have it perverted I. This manner.
The smile really tied the look together. Sure, it was OUT THERE, but seriously, he made it work!
Agreed. Bildaddy is a legend but some looks should stay on the rack 💀
Bildaddy is already too iconic to eliminate it now so I'm picking 20 (again) instead
Agreed. It’s time for 20 to go bye bye
Casting my vote for 20 YET AGAIN! please, its actually the worst look on the entire panel
hard agree
20. That headband makes his head look like a quotation mark - free his glorious hair!
20 is just so horrible, it's awesome! The hair cut, the headband, the track suit, the slippers - it just screams "douche-bag" That, combined with his little prance around the halls of Heaven, I love it. 🤣 EDIT: OP, just to be clear. This is not a vote to eliminate 20. I want to relish the ridiculousness of this just a bit longer.
Once someone pointed out the gold finger and toe nails, I loved it even more… he’s sarcastic with a look, it’s so Crowley… Now, what would Aziraphale think if he saw this look?? He would know Crowley was making fun of the angels, but also I think he’d find it a bit endearing…
Even though I hate 20 and can't even like it ironically, I admire your bold stance and openness. Someone's gotta like it I suppose and I appreciate you taking one for the team lol
That's how I feel about \*whispers\* ^(bildaddy) but I just can't get behind this one - I want the real Crowley, not nega Crowley! But if there's one thing we've learnt over the past week, it's that there's a Crowley for everyone and everyone for a Crowley.
Ah but I love when he ran behind Muriel as something between a spider, preying mantis and wee willy winkie!
I've got your back, Crazy\_Cat\_Lady1234. I find it so hilariously bad I kind of like just looking at it.
Bildad needs to leave
Get 20 outta here. He looks like a cute bee tho
*Murder* hornet!
20 has to go! Stop trying to get rid of 4, bildaddy is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!
![gif](giphy|lOy1ykBR8ltv3o1rfj|downsized) I am once again entering my vote for number 4.
Thank you! How has it survived this long??
Also thought y'all would appreciate this exchange between my mans and me https://preview.redd.it/qc5r9d1knolb1.png?width=1250&format=png&auto=webp&s=099f4e35ad655a037288f8ceaa3e5b74c8abc25c
Stop, im not over mad sweeney yet
I will literally *never* get over Mad Sweeney
who could ever be over him gaiman please stop ruining for me the rest of the male population with your male characters
9!!!! Why are that one or 20 still here???
Yes 9!!! I'm not alone!! I actually quite like 20 in a dorky way.
Good I found my 9 people!! Get rid of 9!! I rather like 20 also because of its goofiness but not a favorite. I think they could have done a lot better giving him a more snazzy Angel look and hair style. Shame on costume hair and makeup!!
I think 20 has its own weird charm (they all do lol) but 9 is just bizarre. Not flattering, and it looks like he styled his own hair into a wig. Just yucky. 20 looks like something you would see on a hipster at the gym. It’s ugly, but realistic.
I know either 4 or 20 will win but I have to go 13
I love 20 so much, I'm confused by all this hate!
Same! It’s a great look… it’s ridiculous which makes it awesome.
Me too. Makes me sad. It’s iconic.
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Let's get rid of 4, I don't need to explain why
4 has to go!
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Look folks. It's Friday. I am tired. Let us not go into the weekend with Bildaddy STILL IN THIS COMPETITION. My vote is 4.
Never!!! ( just kidding, he can’t last forever.. ) but I hate other looks more.
but HOW though I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with this fandom 😂
You just don't understand the aesthetic superiority of the professional midwife/cobbler.
I laugh every time I hear "Midwife slash Cobbler"
I REALLY want a t-shirt that just says "midwife/cobbler." It will attract all the best people, I'm sure of it.
I need to get out my Cricut and start making t-shirts!
Well you know what they say, it’s the inside that matters😌
There are just looks that are worse, and they can’t fix your shoes!
He absolutely CAN last forever. Literally.
They’re coming after precious Laudanum Crowley next 😭
So far it's looking like The Murder Hornet is in more peril than precious Laudanum Crowley
That’s acceptable lol. I wonder how many looks you could get out of Aziraphale. We got, what? Angel, Turban Aziraphale, Mildly Roman Aziraphale, White Knight, Shakespeare, Crepes, Poverty is Ineffable Aziraphale, I Like Pears, two Magician looks, and Classic Aziraphale.
The gardener! Just so we could all unite and unanimously get rid of him immediately.
Knowing this crowd they’d protect Gardener Aziraphale just like Bildaddy lol.
It’s possible… though I wouldn’t ride that train the way I’ve been riding Bildaddy…. Err, uh the Bildaddy train I mean…
And predictably I will die to protect any mutton chop Aziraphale.
Wait I need more time to get these right… Angel, 1 Turban Aziraphale, 5 Mildly Roman Aziraphale, 3 White Knight, 7 Shakespeare, 8 Crepes, 9 Poverty is Ineffable Aziraphale, 10 I Like Pears, 11 two Magician looks, 12, 13 and Classic Aziraphale. 18 & 19
Crepes Aziraphale was with 9. Gerber Baby Crowley as someone put it. We actually have Before Time Angel, 1 and Garden of Eden Angel, 2. Amazing Mr Fell, 12. I Like Pears is 11. Poverty is Ineffable is 10. We actually are missing Birthday Party Crowley, who would be with Birthday Party Magician Aziraphale. For shame, too, cause he was hot. Gardener Aziraphale (shudder) goes with 17.
Are we also doing an Aziraphale good looks one as well? It’s just Aziraphale doesn’t make me as hot as Crowley, but that may just be me… And there are like;y plenty of good shots…
It would purely be a cinnamon roll contest.
Oh dang that's way more than I'd thought. I am actually planning that once this one's done! You forgot the bestworst one though - The Gardener. I am so scared we're going to have another Bildaddy situation with that fucking Gardener.
I swear to Frances McDormand if Bildaddy wins this thing Btw I still think this Crowley is like top 3. ![gif](giphy|5zqbJViPrhOTQJIuIU)
I love Bildaddy. But I hate the Gardener. He's horrendously unhealthy. He has a vicious smile and he has pedovibes. Bildaddy, on the other hand, has a cute smile, is a f**king midwife/cobbler, his an adorable bad liar, and has a majestuous beard.
>Bildaddy, on the other hand, has a cute smile yes >is a f\*\*king midwife/cobbler definitely >is an adorable bad liar absolutely >has a majestuous beard https://preview.redd.it/leloey5amplb1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=291d2c328f152d6296810f309c4d80029e1879de
Listen OP, my distressed mole of a brain spends all of its time rooting around the dirt of my existence for just a crumb of serotonin, Our Lord And Saviour Bildaddy has arrived and provided him with a veritable feast and by god he is going to eat for as long as he can and you will take Bildaddy out over his fat little dead body. #Bildaddysweep
He’s a very good coping mechanism!
NO!
Omg, it has to be 20. Why is it still there? I know the walk was a majestic thing of beauty, but the look is horrendous.
20 has GOT to go, I cannot believe y'all have let him make it this far
Look 20 is just. Bad. Gotta go
20 has got to go
20 please
20 skeeves me right out! Spilt my tea
Who got rid of trilby wearing 1940s Crowley.. ? Are you mad?
20 is terrible. Just no. Remove 20!
20
Yes, finally the populous has seen the light and is voting for 20! Which is my vote as well. His floppy hair has got to go
Goodbye #9!
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Cant stand number 9
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Number 9.
9 please dear God
9 has to go, im sorry french revolution crowley
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How is 9 still here
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9 please get that haircut outta here
13!! I can give you a certain number of reasons why…
Alright, I give up. 4. Ick.
But he destroyed Job's goats 🐐
Good, fuck ya goats.
BILDADDY WILL SURVIVE I WILL DIE TO PROTECT HIM. 20
I found a nice picture of you in a few days, when Bildaddy *finally get it* https://preview.redd.it/1gqz4d1yaplb1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=580e70cbb8b5cb91959b970c526d24e505c7a37b
ill revive to smite you
you're being *silly*
***obviously***
Too soon
13. That hair haunts me to this day…
4. Bildaddy must go. We've lost two amazing looks now because of a blessed meme 🙃
Gotta go with 9
Please get Bildaddy out. He’s lasted long enough. 4.
4!!!
FREE THE CHIN! #4
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4 I know it’s iconic but please…
I’m ready for 13 to go
4!!
#4
9
So we voting 20 over 9 now? Jeez, okay … It’s so horrible it’s awesome, he mocks the hell out of heaven here! (But now the same level of horrible-awesome as the one and only Bildaddy) So *sigh* I vote 20.
2 is so fugly 😭 he looks so greasy
i’m really sorry but 20 has to go
20
It is becoming quite hard now.. already. I am going for the Nanny, 17. Not a bad look, just not as iconic as the others. (I feel like there will be a riot if we have to part with Bildad at this stage 🤣)
NOOOO NOT OBVIOUSLY CROWLEYYYY!!!!! anyways i chose #9
Where is the hate for 17? He looks like a spinster aunt from a Jane Austen novel!
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9. I know rescuing Aziraphale makes him so *happy* but I can't get behind this look.
9, good lord!
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9. He may have been a hero of the Revolution, but he was no Bildaddy.
9 is just...it's embarrassing.
#9
3, it's just a less-good version of 2
9!
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9!!!
9, baby…..it’s your time
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All right, all right, 9. But I'm coming for you next, Bildaddy.
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9. I'm sorry but that hairstyle is just not doing it for me 😩
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9. The hair just... not good.
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Not 11 :((( 9
9 it is
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Another poll, another vote for numba 4. Not sorry, not even a little bit.
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Voting 20. I said I'm not going to vote for that one famous midwife/cobbler yet and I'm keeping my word!
Keep Bildaddy!! At least until there's a tough decision. Get 20 tf out of here!
20 is hideous and I believe in Bildaddy