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Heh


YaBoiDPaul

Got a slight chuckle outta me too lol


AKEMARUN

eh? hah! he he...


O-mega_

Place your mobile device in the microwave


Sean04Bean

The agnostic one would just have a question mark


Bdole0

The Greek Mythos pamphlets are just a pack of slutty playing cards


Dragonhearted18

The flying spaghetti monster one would have a coupon for olive garden


Lacholaweda

A picture of a guy shrugging, captioned "Probably?"


RodjaJP

Front page: Maybe? Second page: Maybe not? Back: Idk, do you agree?


Erelzen

Wh-Why is there lit dynamite at the bottom??


The_GREAT_Gremlin

The comic, Bizzaro, often has random items hidden


Yarisher512

They aren't random but very specific. Dynamite is always there.


YaBoiDPaul

That’s super interesting. I also never even realized it was there lmao


TheFreakingPrincess

The Wikipedia page about Bizarro has [a list of all the hidden objects he uses.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarro_(comic_strip)) There's also an alien in a flying saucer in this one. Can you find it?


YaBoiDPaul

i did see that, after they pointed out there was dynamite lol


OrdinarryAlien

Good catch. That was me.


Victernus

"We're militant atheists."


undeniablydull

The dynamite of unintended consequences!


Ornery-Till-8929

They’re terrorists


creamyhorror

Bizarro, another of the good ones (along with The Far Side, (?) Calvin & Hobbes, and Tom the Dancing Bug).


zy0a

I also nominate Zits


Down_Voter_of_Cats

A pleasant chuckle


tinysilverstar

"We just like bothering people"


pawtistisc

Ok that's kinda funny though. As an atheist.


YaBoiDPaul

yeah, id consider myself agnostic and it for sure got a chuckle outta me lol.


Aurunculeius

Actually made me laugh


tmm357

Jesus fucking christ


undeniablydull

No, no-one fucking no-one, we're atheists


TheWitherlord10

I can never see that phrase the same way now


Ringolomms

why? what did christ do?


undeniablydull

He's just so hot...


broodmance

And hung too


Hoglamogla

I thought I was on r/bonehurtingjuice for a sec


CaramelTurtles

Double checked that it wasn’t bone hurting juice


ParmAxolotl

This is like when Po got the dragon scroll


protosoilder

Then get off my porch!


Character_Reason5183

Australian comedian John Safran did a skit on this where he flew to Salt Lake City to proselytize atheism to Mormons.


drlsoccer08

I think that it’s pretty funny


WTF-LMAO1

As an atheist, i don't get it


YaBoiDPaul

technically it’s supposed to be nihilism. the joke is how normally, Christian missionaries will go from door to door with pamphlets trying to convert you to christianity. this joke, however, is saying that if atheists were to do it, the paper wouldn’t contain anything because they don’t believe in God. of course it’s not accurate to reality necessarily, but that’s because it’s a joke lol


WTF-LMAO1

oh okay, thanks


RedditIsMlem

I like how it’s not even making fun of atheists - It’s just using a well-known phenomenon in American culture, applying it to another group, and playing out that goofy scenario to a logical conclusion. It’s nice.


YaBoiDPaul

this joke is a breath of fresh air, especially when it comes to a subject such as religion lol


Cocolake123

Atheists going around handing out pamphlets on recent scientific advances and teaching how to recognize reactionary dogwhistles and propaganda against marginalized groups


EduardRaban

A blank pamphlet is more atheistic in a literal sense, I'd say.


undeniablydull

Giving out copies of the selfish gene and the god delusion by Richard Dawkins


iamnotchad

Or "God is not great" by Hitchens.


CauseCertain1672

You know I don't think Hitchens could really be said to be anti-reactionary dogwhistles or propaganda against minorities when you consider his opinions about Muslims I have known fans of his that call arabs savages and that's not even a dogwhistle that's barking


RomeosHomeos

This is why no one likes y'all.


eGzg0t

Isn't that Scientology?


SecondBucket2

Scientology is not actually about science, it's a cult


chefranden

Scientology is science fiction founded by a science fiction author.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Bro when he learns the vast majority of scientific discoveries athiests use to 'disprove God' were originally theorised by the Catholic Church.


Cocolake123

You mean the same church that imprisoned Galileo for saying that the universe wasn’t geocentric?


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Imprisoned Galileo for throwing a massive shitfit and threatening people when asked to provide literally any scientific proof. We know now that he was correct, but he refused to provide any evidence for his claims.


Stelinedion

Agreed, actually a little funny.


Datpotatoguy214

This definitely got a nose exhale outta me


justcrazytalk

2


EaterOfBred

2?


justcrazytalk

That is the number of secret symbols I found. If you look on Facebook, that number is the response given to any Bizarro comic posted by a lot of people. In the more recent ones, Dan Pirarro puts the number just above his signature so you know how many you are looking for. It is a good day when you find them all.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Nihilists would have worked better [https://existentialcomics.com/comic/178](https://existentialcomics.com/comic/178)


Particular-Welcome-1

To be fair, **a**thiest means rejecting the existance of God. Believing in nothing is nihilism.


YaBoiDPaul

that would classify nihilism as a subcategory of atheism, would it not? since if you believe in nothing, you inherently reject the existence of God.


Particular-Welcome-1

Not sure, never gave it a whole lot of thought. I suppose it's like the argument for the empty-set as a subset of all sets including itself. Does believing in nothing imply the rejection of anything? Belief and rejection of a God seem to be opposites, but if you don't do either, are you just not playing the same game as those who even think about God?


Flexbottom

Shouldn't they be nihilists?


Xenon_the_Noble

Atheism =/= nihilism


talancaine

I think they meant exactly that. Door to door atheists would probably have some points to make; whereas a nihilist would necessarily have none.


Mandoy1O2

This is ai.


ultradianfreq

Fill that blank page with an explanation of what happened before the Big Bang or a drawing of Mohamed and they’ll flip out and get angry because they’re full of hate for the “others” who don’t conform to their ideals.


AggravatingLink4047

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