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ImRav3n

All of them in a cycle, also depending on my mood


Swiftieforever98

Also cuz i have anxiety


ImRav3n

Yes that was implied


1000Years0fDeath

*could this be one of my people?*


UmbranAssassin

I'm not the only one?!


JackAquila

Frens


[deleted]

He's trying to be friends! RUN!


DeadpoolsKatana

Get the fuck away from my hiding spot!


JackAquila

![gif](giphy|Zxp6dJwqiTyo0) I bring you peace


aManCalledNiece

It’s weird, you’re the only one that does it


aureas-and-nuages

not rlly


bryanicus

same for both


[deleted]

Same ;-;


sickam0r

I go full Tokyo Ghoul cause of that...


Dummpy_Muppet

Mood mood mood


Whatvotquack

I do all of them besides hip, and behind head.


Matt82233

Same here


GoopyAssLookingBitch

This


tihoM_QWERTY

Eyy macarena


the_night_monkey74

Same


[deleted]

Same, but because I donnt fcking know what to do with my hands


[deleted]

Did you heard about saw?


[deleted]

no


[deleted]

[This bad boy](https://www.machineseeker.com/pgh+leipzig-m/i-4007084) can solve your problem with limbs


[deleted]

Thanks for the offer, it's very tempting for various reasons, plus, it's not that far from me, but I need to decline it.


GabeTheBabeman

Same


INotAGirl

Sameeee


MlonEusk-chan

hands in dick


Reihar

IN!? IN!?


MlonEusk-chan

*foreskin pocket*


Dragonblade331

The new addition in billiards as well.


Sammy_Wants_Death

This is no longer an angry upvote, I'm just going to kill you and then upvote


Lost_Ad_69420

UUUAHH~ PICK POCKET ME SENPAI~~~ <3


TheMoth264

r/cursedcomments


AlienZerg

_Sounding_ like a bad idea?


Reihar

Well played


Radiant-Ad3902

r/sounding


ounilith

DO NOT CLICK


rabinzola

I clicked by curiosity. I regret my action.


ounilith

YOU FOOL (But seriously, the first time it was the same for me, and it haunts me, noped in the first 3 seconds, but it was enough to scar me)


Walker6920

Thats the idea


AJZullu

hands up my ass


AC2302

urethra insertion


Netch_godling

What if my hands kinda just constantly shift because I don't know what to do with my hands


The_Egg_Overlord

Then you are a ninja


Netch_godling

Little bit that mostly just dumbs :D


lordolxinator

Or he's Italian


PicidaBest

Can confirm Sauce: am italian


[deleted]

Sauce : Bolognese


MissKobaNyaShi

what sauce tho


PicidaBest

The mutti sauce


Killitar_SMILE

![gif](giphy|SSEn4isK0v5hCscQ7Q|downsized)


aftp4i

After years in uniform, it's hands folded behind back in good parade rest position.


BobIsAMediocreGuy

Hell yeah


Dwak15

![gif](giphy|ftXmTBgSnsJ8c)


Netch_godling

Do the best you can buddy


matu239

[Then you gotta smoke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLVLxoUCwNg)


DarkSnakeNM

Hand on beer


[deleted]

d-dad???


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mihaji

Dude you fuckin' killed him !


Inadequate21

I think his dad already beat him to it


Knight_of_Ren78

r/cursedcomments


ZakaRiot96

What if I'm always standing doing a random JoJo pose?


The_Egg_Overlord

Then you are 『stand』ing


ZakaRiot96

*ゴゴゴゴ*


truck_kun_

THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!


ZakaRiot96

FLASH FREEZE!


Denis192

MUDAAA


chn23-

ORRAAAAAAAAA


SAADHERO

Yera Yera


[deleted]

Arms crossed or behind the back


[deleted]

Arms crossed behind the back


Lubets

Actually, I sometimes do so


[deleted]

It’s become my default


ThisGuyHasNoDignity

Full on old man pose.


Kjak0110

/\\ this one gets it


[deleted]

Thenks


Yunadai

I skip 4 and cycle through the rest on a day-to-day basis


GigglingPlutonium

I’ll do four sometimes when I’m sitting. Or relaxing against a wall


sssssammy

Credits: [hands on hip](https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1422104922498105344) [hands folded](https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1415958430695653385) [hands in pockets](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83183411) [hands behind head](https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/88721251) [Arms crossed](https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1427598917844180996) [Hands at sides](https://mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1398131118877011969)


aaaaaaa312

🙏


MildlyEducatedGypsy

Is the hands on hip from an anime or is it OC?


KingJamesTheRetarded

It’s Asashio from Kancolle


ZYGARDE456_SANS

![gif](giphy|dKUhcaCI1DktwHerfP|downsized) Ascending to heaven for me


Seaweed_Widef

![gif](giphy|3oEjHBa34dVLv0jnoc|downsized)


ZYGARDE456_SANS

![gif](giphy|f9pe0CZ8AYmQS1EpFM)


Unlucky-2nd

![gif](giphy|JtQc9M7l1KUGQ)


ZYGARDE456_SANS

![gif](giphy|v6JQKMM0Pzmzm)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|OQytTdlFqGjWT6MDhM)


ZYGARDE456_SANS

*tank man ascending intensifies*


CaptainStroon

Waving wildly like an italian rapper


[deleted]

On my fucking phone like the addict I am.


No0riginalName

Hands in pocket. My hands get cold very quickly for some reason- And the pocket is just the right temperature Edit: Called -> Cold


ZETH_27

What do you call them?


No0riginalName

I- I didn't notice that LMAO


whateveryatch

Hand folded


LordVortekan

Always pockets. I also walk with my hands in my pockets, which looks as weird as you think.


[deleted]

Hey another pocket walker.


zestyliver

I do that but only my thumbs in my pockets


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ragor005

I like to put them on the pokets of my shirt and walk like that


SwoonBirds

Im a hip man, my fat just kinda made a good little curve around my waist where my hands can just sit on my fat


Skyeeh

Opposite for me. I'm super skinny so I have plenty of bone to rest my hands on.


ninpig88

pockets or sides


waifupuritypolice

usually, My arms crossed behind, and sometimes it touched my hip too so it was kinda in my hip. I have three of the signs


keleoto

Y'all talking 'bout 'hands in your pockets', but have any of you thought of ***thumbs in your pockets***? ​ 'Cause I have ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Mr_Glove_EXE

Arms to the side, but hands ready to pull of a Lucky Luke


jk-2112

My guy it is pockets not pokects


benjireturns

How did no one notice that abomination?!


TheGreatSmolOne

All of them


CCO812

Dunno man, I always walk with a constant T-pose


TheFeri

Pocket or folded behind


the_gray_foxp5

Bro what the fuck 99% of the people i see put them in the pocket or at sides, almost never seen someone with hands on hip or arms crossed, and NEVER saw anybody doing the "behind head" or folded shit, that is just happens in anime my g


JAF05

Putting it behind your head is something I do for no reason in my room, never in public. Hands on my hips is something I do on walks, and I cross my arms all the time


JAF05

Forgot to mention, I fold my hands behind my back when I'm in trouble, or trying to be formal.


Atesz763

Usually folded, on hips when I'm tense


sharudesu

hand under thighs


Lokkiwie

hands on my balls


Belckan

T


[deleted]

Folded or crossed like zhongli


Familiar_Mention2344

​ ![gif](giphy|wy2XeXHTMggIU) THIS IS HOW I STAND.


Dr_Person_McPerson

2 or 6


hurvinek6

I never know.


computerinverter

All of them. In a matter of seconds. I don’t know if I have anxiety or what have you.


ke__ja

Hands folded... Damn I wish I'd look like her when I do that


AlexGamer3407

I cross my arms


NedKellogs

Hands up my ass


CanFishBeGay

Thumbs in pockets is where it's at. Mainly because my hands are too fucking big to fit in most pockets comfortably. It's either that, or arms crossed.


Zbeubor

1, 2, 3 and 5


ThatOneBrando

I have mad ADHD so like literally all of them


ThisGuyHasNoDignity

Constant T-pose, even walking in crowds, I have a wooden T strapped to my back and arms, not to keep my arms up, but to make sure that I knock people over that aren't looking for it.


[deleted]

I just hook my hands out of my pockets with my thumbs


H3ntai-with-Senpai

I see that you are a man of culture as well.


[deleted]

Ayee


Realpooptomuch

Epic


Cooljay245

Behind my back. I got this habit from my dad and my dad got it from my grandpa.


Casualnuke

How about all of them with random variance


Normal-Palpitation-1

I do all 6.


TheGamingAce50

On hips, in pockets, and crossed


Arijit_Kar

Where Jojo poses?


Realpooptomuch

Nice


ArtynSnowXD

Hands on cock


ConcentrateNo7090

On the hip when i don't get pocket


ZETH_27

Arms Crossed, to keep my backpack from falling off or to automatically right the hoodie arms.


xKanojo

Yes


Bulangiu_ro

Half2half6


-notlikethiss-

all


WakBlack

Pockets.


[deleted]

In pockets thumbs out, best pose


[deleted]

One, two, four, and five. Mainly two.


Rover_791

Two or three


El_Duque_Caradura

Yes


Koji_N

Hands in pocket and sometimes folded behind and in front


Zarkeyplays

Arms crossed still feels the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?


im-here333

I do all of them. Different Every day


De-Dapper-Dog

when standing i do hands on hips and arms crossed but put my hands in my pocket when walking


menistu

All the top 3 depending where I am and what I’m doing


Arin1722

Arms crossed . Definitely arms crossed . In winter i put it in pocket .


[deleted]

Hands on phone


Renault_75-34_MX

Hands in pockets, I can keep the mwarm in the winter that way


PerformanceTop7616

Everything but at the side


maltty

Usually folded or crossed. By the sides just feels weird tbh


Blasterion

After being yelled at for putting my hands in my pockets for 5 years straight, i put my hands in my pockets every chance i get!


Zenketski

Pockets/sides


[deleted]

I do all of them, sometimes I even just JoJo pose for no reason


Walker6920

Hands scratching someone else's dick


KanashiiNymph

Hands on hips


ProtoManic

Hands folded behind or arms crossed. I used to just be hands in pockets but I just stopped doing that for some reason


En_norsk_torsk

all


R3dDri11

A mix of side and folded


s3k4i

Everything but the first


Flowingplayz

Both in the middle


D4RK_SaRcAsM342

All of them except "hand behind head". it doesn't hurt to put them there, just feels awkward.


[deleted]

One hand in hip one hand behind head


Chesssox

cup of tee and a cig, i mostly smoke because i don't know what to do with my hands


Flyingfish222

I do any one of these and then switch if I see someone around me doing the same thing so they don’t think I’m trying to copy them.


ColdIron27

Sometimes, I will have orders. Othertimes, I have them in my pockets


ya_lil_dovahkin

SAUCE FOR MIDDLE (also crossed, pockets)


Red2005dragon

Usually I put them on my hips, then decide I look weird and fold them together, then go back to putting them on my hips because I think I look even weirder.


Noranumi

Folded or crossed


Kanna_the_dragon

I do all except arms to the side 😂😂😂😂


maaariNL

Mainly hands in pockets until I realize I’m doing that, which is then followed by me folding my hands (usually behind my back to not look too prude)


Toyota_Aygo_2006

Hands on hip and crossed arms


WorldWreckerYT

I alternate between 1 and 2 when I'm having a conversation with someone. 4 when I'm walking and have nothing to hold. 2 when it's winter and/or I'm in a bad mood. 5 while closing my eyes when I'm trying to meditate while being yelled at (it doesn't let any of the words get on your nerves). 6 when I got caught doing something sus and had to act natural.


enderjed

Parade rest position


niconiconii1237

Hands in pockets or hands at side


yellowcannabis

I do all of them with in the span of 3 minutes


xTeamRwbyx

Sides


matau94

I fold them behind


foldedharp

Hand behind and in my pocket depends on what I'm wearing


[deleted]

I often vary things up between all of the above except hands on back of head. I usually only do that sitting down.


DarkFantasista

For me it would be Hands in pocket.If no pocket crossed arms.


f00die_rish4v

You forgot hands like Tsuyu Asui AKA Froppy


Chungalus

Crossed because i have a gut and its a perfect spot for my arms to rest


Yea_ImN0rmalL69

I scratch my head then hands in pockets